The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

In the sulphur-smelling mountains, there is a huge cave, and the huge beast seems to be sleeping.

Elegance, beauty, gigantic, fierce, these contradictory words perfectly merged in front of this hill-like beast. The sharp scales as sharp as blades reflected the streamer of the sun, and the silver claws were the size of flagpoles.

Its existence itself is the embodiment of majesty, its breath can bring amazing storms and thunder, and under the gaze of the demonic dragon pupil, life will feel its own end.

At this moment, as the king, it squinted and seemed to be staring at something, and then suddenly made a startling roar.

"Ouch!"

With the thunderous roar of the giant beast, the entire mountain range was shaken, countless beasts fled upon hearing the sound, and the ferocious carrion vultures fled like frightened sparrows.

When the top of the food chain, the real master of this mountain range, the ancient red dragon Ainmethius, roared in anger, no life could not feel fear.

Even though, the content of that rant is speechless....

"Ah ah ah, you have today too, I'm dying of laughter."

The huge beast actually rolled around with his stomach in his arms, and the ground of the entire cave began to shake violently, as if it might collapse at any time.

"Shut up, Little Red!"

Yes, in front of her is me, the lich Roland Lan, but at this moment, my state is not very good...

"...Isn't this our wisest Lord Roland? Your body is gone? Why is there only one head left?"

In front of the huge beast like a mountain, there is a skull less than the size of a scale. Well, that's me.

"Hmph." I really didn't want to pay attention to her, but the manticores on the side reported their gains to their masters.

"Ah, ooh." The manticore's strange voice was mixed with dragon language. I couldn't understand it very well, but Ainmethius became more interested as he listened.

"Oh, you said that he was first fought by a group of vultures, and then the vultures were beaten by the kobolds, and then the kobolds were robbed by the griffins, and finally, after reading everything, you robbed the griffins again, and you think he looks familiar again. , so, give it to me to enjoy?"

"Roland, what an intense adventure. I will share it with Adam and the others."

Ignoring this stupid dragon, I remained silent.

Yes, the skull of a lich is not easy to digest. With only the skull left, I enjoyed the food chain of the Sulphur Mountains. I was handed over to the top of the food chain. .

Of course, I also have a way to spend magic power to restore directly, but as long as I wait until 12 o'clock, my withered bone incarnation can be automatically reorganized under the action of magic, so I didn't plan to waste magic power forcibly reorganized, and the result is... I enjoyed a sulfur mountain city food chain cycle.

"You're too happy. Think about it carefully, what's the reason for me to be like this?"

The giant red dragon claw supported her chin, as if she was thinking like a human being. At first, she was calm and pointless, but soon, she remembered a certain possibility, her body tilted, and her chin slammed directly on the ground. But don't care about the pain.

"No, is that person back?"

I nodded sadly.

"Yes, she's back, and it's still an upgraded version. Has her mobility increased greatly? Look how high I fly this time..."

My words are not finished,

The dragon had already roared.

"Quick, quick! Put up a battle-free sign at the bottom of the mountain, saying that I went out to visit friends. By the way, the key to the treasure house? Throw it into the crater for me, and let the bear children enter my treasure house. Forget it. , I really went out."

On that day, the dragon recalled the horror of being dominated by that guy... After a nap, the insult of being painted with children's graffiti on the proud dragon scales, the fear of the treasure house being poured into the pond, and the fear of fresh meat being mixed into sulfur and magma. The taste, the indignity of golden coins being exchanged for worthless glass,  …

"Meow, I'm not one of those stupid lizards. Glowing glass can be exchanged for gold coins? Never mind!"

"Woooooo, people just seem to make Aunt Xiaohong happy. Everyone says that Auntie Longlong likes shiny things. Wuwu, Ann is wrong, don't hate Ann."

At that time, in the face of the crying little girl, the resentment of parents Margaret and Adam, and the ridicule of me "You made the little girl cry again", even the giant dragon couldn't maintain his majesty, and he only had to turn around to please him. install.

"Well, well, Sister Long likes An the most, don't cry. An An, be good, my aunt gave you candy, no, it's an artifact, it's very valuable, I'll give it to you. Don't you like it? Then try this, The blessed winged armor, you can wear it when you grow up..."

As evidenced by my rare books that have been reduced to graffiti albums, the most terrible thing about the bear children is not their ability to cause trouble, but when they get into trouble, they want you to clean up the tragedy. There is a price to pay to make her happy.

That time, Ainmethius paid an artifact, a collection of epic armor, and two... lollipops. In fact, I think the front is superfluous. Two lollipops are enough, of course. , I will not remind this stupid dragon.

At this moment, when I heard that Annie came back, I remembered the tragic situation in the past, and even the ancient red dragon, which was known as the Evil of Belon, was scared to go out to avoid it.

The attacking bear child, even the dragon has to kneel.

"Don't panic, she is still in Sulphur Mountain City. I will report to you when she goes up the mountain. However, since we have met, there are some things that you need to talk about."

"What are you talking about? I'm going to transfer my treasure trove quickly! I'm very busy."

"How about your mother?"

Obviously asked very rudely, but Xiaohong cooled down.

"What do you mean? That Moryl who calls herself the Dragon Queen? What happened to her?"

Yes, the ancient red dragon Ain Metheus, the unfilial daughter of the dragon queen Moriel, has been expelled from the underground dragon clan, a rebellious princess, just like a girl who runs away from home in every rebellious period, she treats her mother to her. And the clansmen are full of opinions.

"She's eyeing Brimstone Mountain City, and perhaps, there is the God of Fire under the seal. Don't tell me you didn't know there was a seal of the Evil God under it."

"...I mean how can I sleep so comfortably and warmly, like I'm in a hot pit. It turns out that there is really a stove hidden under the ground."

Well, the red dragon likes active volcanoes as much as fire elements. For her, if the god of fire elements is really sealed under the mountains, it will only be a very comfortable source of warmth.

"So, it's really a little troublesome now. It seems that the guys in the dungeon will form a coalition sooner or later, and the seal under your house has become their target. You don't want to wake up, your house is in ruins, even the treasure house is hidden It was smashed and robbed."

"And Annie is going to take Adam's class soon. Although she is indeed a bear child, and the bear child we raised and grew up together, now the guys below are just around the corner. Would you like to see our child being bullied?"

Hearing this, a scarlet fierce light flashed across the dragon's eyes, and the killing intent was followed by a terrifying majesty.

The substantive dragon power fell, and the powerful quasi-legendary monster manticore was affected, and I was paralyzed with fright, but I was the first to laugh.

I know, don't look at Xiaohong's nerdy, but she is not stupid, her eyeliner has definitely given her a lot of information.

And don't look at her hard mouth, but what hurts Anni the most is this long girl who is too early for marriage, but she is not married and her mother's love is overflowing. She has long regarded Annie as half a daughter, otherwise, she is known for her greed and selfishness. Red Dragon, how can he be willing to give away the precious body protection artifact.

Now that I mentioned that Annie was going to be bullied, this killing intent was naturally aimed at those idiots in Sulphur Mountain City who thought they could reach the sky.

"Don't talk nonsense, if there is any conspiracy, just say it. As usual, you use your brain, I will do it, and beat them up."

Hearing this, I smiled proudly. I know that since Xiaohong is willing to be a thug, most of the goal of coming here today has been achieved, and the rest...

"I want you to do a show, a good show of a dragon attacking the city."

...The layout is over, the rest is my task!

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