The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Crack! Clang. Clang. Clang..."

With the sound of Big Ben in Sulphur Mountain City rang through the sky, it was time for lunch at noon. When the recovery magic was activated, I was also dizzy and returned to my home where my body was.

And when my head was returned, and the first time my consciousness returned home, I quickly observed my body.

"One, two, three... Twenty-four, it's weird, the bear child has turned sexual? There are actually a lot of ribs."

When I was surprised that I had a lot of rib bones, and was going to count the number of toe bones, a dissatisfied coquettish anger sounded behind me.

"Uncle Bones, when I grow up, I won't touch any parts of a man's body."

That's true, but why did I just sound so awkward.

When I looked back, the red-haired girl was staring at me, and as I saw in that glance, the stubborn child who had been dry, has now become a slim girl.

Due to the special cultivation method of the fire phoenix lineage, the long fiery red hair like Adam spreads into the wind, the slender legs are as straight as compasses, and the oval face with baby fat has also turned into a pointed melon seed face. It was the innocent eyes that made it more feminine with a teary mole under the right eye.

"Oh, human beings are growing up really fast. Yesterday, they were arrogant children screaming 'kuma' and 'kuma'. Today, they have become good women."

Watching my head turn around, Annie looked serious at first, then surprised, and then burst out laughing.

"Oops, my image." I tore off the seal on my head expressionlessly, silently took the rag handed by Eliza, and wiped off the turtle on my skull.

how? Can't understand? It's just that while waiting for the recall of magic, I played mahjong twice with Xiaohong, and I lost two games accidentally... Hmph, I didn't lose, Xiaohong was worse than me, she was already covered in the whole body. When the painting is full, you can disguise yourself as a black dragon to rob without makeup.

As for why you don't use gold coins and finances as bets, but just stick notes and draw turtles to each other, but both sides are masters of magic, and there is no lower limit of morality. If you really bring a lot of money and bets, then this game that is simply killing time will definitely end. It's going to be a cheating contest, or... what? Super power mahjong girl?

Well, there seems to be a subtle hint of something, so let's be a genius magic mahjong boy.

"Hey, why is it so difficult to play ordinary mahjong these days."

Annie was covering her mouth and laughing softly. I know that her face is ugly now. After all, it is rare for a lich to have a turtle painted on its head. Those half-dragon people who were called in to accompany him also looked at us in amazement...

"Is it strange? Can't the evil lich and the ruined red dragon just sit and play mahjong to kill time, as long as we get together, we must discuss how to destroy the world?"

"No, no." The red-haired girl shook her head.

"After going out for a walk, the world is different. After coming back, those people who were familiar with them have become very strange. They always want Annie to do this and Annie to do that. It's yin and yang, and they don't know what to say. Look at those Fake smile, Annie is holding back her panic these days, but now, it's great to see Aunt Xiaohong and Uncle Bones still as they are."

Annie smiled, with indescribable nostalgia and satisfaction. It seems that this training trip has also made this little princess of Sulphur Mountain City grow a lot.

"Snapped!"

I slapped the other person's head with a bone that didn't understand the style.

"How old are you? Don't be old-fashioned. Lamenting about life and reminiscing about the past is something for the elderly. I'm still young, it doesn't matter if you call me uncle, but Xiaohong..."

"Annie knows that when she sees Auntie Xiaohong, Annie will call Sister Xiaohong. Otherwise, when there is no one else, Auntie Xiaohong will hide in the rock wall and cry secretly. It's so loud that you can hear it down the mountain. , she doesn't know yet, so embarrassed."

"Well, that's right. Overage unmarried girls are more sensitive. We should sympathize with them, understand them, and love them. What should we say if we see Margaret?"

"Sister Margaret! Anne knows."

"Yes, remember to shout in front of Adam." I said while snickering.

Annie was Adam's disciple and a righteous daughter, and Margaret gave Annie her own surname Levine, which undoubtedly expressed some wishes. Unfortunately, let alone mother, Annie has always been called sister, which makes it inexplicable. Margaret, who was a generation taller than Adam, was very distressed.

Of course, it is also my duty to make it more distressing.

"Remember, you have to praise Margaret for being young and beautiful, and she is not worthy of that uncle Adam." Tong Yan Wuji's premise is that no one instigated...

"Sir, Mrs. Margaret has left a message. If you continue to teach Annie indiscriminately, she will deduct the funds that are nominally office expenses in the name of Xingzhiyuan, but are actually used by you to buy out-of-print ancient books."

I forgot, there was a spy for Margaret by my side. Although I have always wondered how the sage and the half-demon got together, my head maid Eliza is indeed Margaret's name. disciple.

Short hair, golden glasses, and an expressionless tongue, these are all characteristics of Margaret. Even the cold eyes that deliberately stand high, hold the golden glasses with her right hand, and despise me are so like her, I can't help but look like her. Some exclamations.

"Can you not imitate Margaret like this? You've become more and more like that old maid recently, and you won't be able to marry if you're careful."

"It's my honor to be close to the teacher. Then, I will pass on your evaluation of the teacher to her, and you can wait for the funds to be cut."

"Then I'll cut your 'bystander' activities first, so that you will be forced to pay by your spies."

"Please, then I will embezzle the living expenses of the mansion. Do you want to experience the days when the water and fire are suddenly cut off, do you want all the candles to go out suddenly in the middle of the night, do you want the toilet to explode suddenly..."

"Hey, hey, this has nothing to do with funding. You wicked maid who is trying to make money and kill her life!"

"You black-hearted boss who owes migrant workers..."

"Pfft!" Looking at the bickering between the two of us, Annie, who was in high spirits, laughed out loud.

"Sister Eliza is also the same as before. It's great. The relationship between Sister Eliza and Uncle Bones is still so good, which is really enviable."

"We have a bad relationship!" This time, Eliza and I were in unison.

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Annie played in the old house for a while, then left and went home. As the future city owner, she has just finished her travels, and she has countless homework to make up.

On the window sill, I couldn't help but sigh when I saw the rambunctious boy downstairs walking like a lady in the past.

"It's a big change."

Yes, human beings are indeed the most fickle creatures. Anne's changes and growth have exceeded my expectations.

"Annie Levine Race: Human Occupation: Level 60 Warrior/Level 18 Juggernaut Comprehensive evaluation: Level 78, golden pinnacle, half-step legend."

Yes, I am not talking about character and body, but the most basic strength.

Now Annie, if I don't throw my trump card, I may not beat her.

Black iron bloodline, bronze body, silver dignity, for ordinary people, every level is a difficult difficulty to overcome in life, and if a person reaches the peak of silver at level 60, and wants to go further, he must try to buy a high price The rank profession has broken through, which is already the dividing line between mortals and heroes.

If the breakthrough is successful, the high-level occupation is obtained, and the golden will stage is entered, it will become a master in the world, and it also shows that in the world's impression, the golden powerhouses are all old people.

Anne is only seventeen years old. This age has reached the silver rank. She is already a genius in the world. As for the golden peak... Eliza is also the golden peak, but there are two demigod mages, Margaret and I. It took hundreds of years to teach...

The reason why it is called the golden will is to think that the golden powerhouse can already use the will to reverse the reality of the world, which has surpassed the limit of mortals.

Back then, when I was praised as the Son of Light, I only broke through the golden rank at the age of fourteen, and I also took advantage of the Holy Knight's blessings with the power of the Holy Light, which made it easy to purchase prices. The Church of the Holy Spirit is a once-in-a-three-hundred-year-old genius.

"I should sigh, worthy of beheading my superhero in the 'original history'? If I was a genius that was rare in 300 years, should Annie be exclaimed as a genius that was rare in 500 years?"

Inexplicably, I thought of another man who was called a genius and a hero. That year, the red-haired man also stood in front of me with a silly face.

"Brother, your swordsmanship is really good, can you teach me. My name is Adam, I came from Baiyan Village, my goal is to be a hero, then marry Lisa as a wife, and then... go back to the country and meet Everyone shows off! By the way, I have to be a rich man, like the old Peter next door, who can collect rent without working, and watch others work while smoking dry cigarettes..."

More than a hundred years later, the boy from the countryside completed the first half of his heroic dream, but unfortunately, the latter half is doomed to fail.

The stupid boy in those days still looked stupid, but he told me only a few days ago that he had lived enough, was homesick, and wanted to die...

"It's a pity, Adam..."

I shook my head. After many years of getting along, I knew that his determination would not change. At this time, I cast aside the excess emotions and focused on rational thinking.

Annie's growth is so fast, incredibly fast

"Even with the help of the elemental tides, it becomes easier to purchase the price, but it will not be so fast... No, Adam was outrageous back then, it should be the characteristic of their inheritance. The life of the phoenix is ​​originally You will become stronger as you approach death, and you will burn yourself before you die, pass on your strength and experience to the next generation, and let the next generation grow by leaps and bounds... So, is Adam's time coming?"

Thinking about it, it's a matter of course, that guy won't think of asking me for help until the end.

Inexplicably, I remember the days when we were on adventures together one hundred and thirty years ago. At that time, Adam was still a fool, Margaret was a rookie mage, Lisa was not even a rookie as a natural thief, and Xiaohong was the auspiciousness of the team. Object and hidden boss.

I'm not so much the head of the team, but rather a nanny with rookie brush experience. I'm busy cleaning up the mess as a whole. Although it's hard work every day, it's really fun.

"Then, I have to speed up my actions. I hope I can be resurrected as soon as possible. At least, as the big brother in the mouth of that fool, let's give that fool a ride in his original appearance."