The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Good morning, Amyra. It's a pleasure to see you again."

The bright smile like the sun, the joy from the bottom of my heart, and the warm embrace are simply irresistible poisons to Amyla, who has not yet realized enough. Whispering something.

embrace? Yes, at this time Amyla was naked, only a cloak wrapped the important part, lying in Roland's arms.

"Put me down!"

Realizing her situation, Amyra hadn't made any further plans at this time, and the witch, who hadn't planned to get married, immediately struggled.

"do not move!"

A low growl with anger suddenly frightened her. This was the first time Roland lost his temper with her. Seeing the face that was getting closer, Amyla was stunned.

"Does he want to be here..."

Roland seemed to be looking down at something, seeing the familiar face getting closer, even though his heart was still full of surprise and disbelief, his body was limp and unable to exert himself.

Inexplicably, the girl suddenly lost the strength to resist, and could only look at the face that was getting closer and closer, and the hands that were doing mischief on her body.

"...I haven't confessed yet, I'm not the one to pass by! At least, at least confess first, and get me ready! H or something, it's the most annoying!"

I don't know where I regained some strength, and that slap was slapped fiercely. If it was an ordinary girl, it was just a shy performance, but the arm strength of a certain witch has always been a mystery, and that shy blow is enough to kill a dragon.

"Your physical condition is fine, you'd better wake up, hurry up and control those runaways... Ah!"

All right. A certain unlucky guy who was regarded as a pervert was directly sent flying. at this time. It wasn't until Amyra had the time to see what happened, and also figured out what Roland hadn't said in time.

"...Since you wake up, don't watch the excitement, hurry up and control those crazy plants that are chasing us!"

The Three Virtues, the Giant Roland Treant, the Rose Garden, all those who can run and those who cannot, all follow, if Amyla wakes up later. Roland and his party can be made dumplings.

Emira is the core of this forest. When her main body of consciousness is taken away by Roland, it means that the human body has been taken away from the heart. Then, naturally, all the demonized plants will go after them with all their strength.

Vow to regain his subject.

Realizing her misunderstanding, Amyla wished she could find a hole in the ground, but Heloise said something leisurely from the side.

"Heroine, you think too much."

Well, I found out that my thoughts were seen through by this third party. Amira really tried to dig a hole and bury herself.

Roland flew, and the cloak protecting Amyra fell to the ground naturally. At this time, Amyra is just a collection of consciousness. Although naked, only the upper body exists. The lower body to the waist is composed of rhizomes, and there are bark-like scales all over the body, which is obviously an inhuman existence.

Glancing at Roland in the distance, he found that it was impossible for him to see himself like this. Inexplicably, the witch breathed a sigh of relief.

And with Amyra's awakening, everything has come to return to loneliness.

The forest is shrinking, turning into tributaries and merging into the mainstream, and all the demonized life re-existed as seeds and concepts. Soon, a new body appeared in front of her, and her hair covered the entire body. On the ground, the emerald green hair turned into a grass green carpet, absorbing this enchanted forest.

"Here, put it on."

Heloise helped Amila put on the dropped white cloak again, and Amila didn't mind putting it back on, as for Roland? Find a way to dig yourself out of the soil first.

"Why is it always me who gets hurt?" And when I managed to climb out, I didn't complain, but I was given two sets of blank eyes and added insult to injury.

"It deserves it."

"it was all your fault."

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Although I don't know exactly what happened, why I did a good deed on a rare occasion, and I worked so hard to clear the customs and was hunted down for half a night, and I was beaten for no reason, and I was even looked down upon.

I always feel that I accidentally offended someone. Could it be that I was hated by the will of the universe? That's why you can choke on drinking water and fall on flat ground.

But it is very gratifying to see that Amyla is fine. After all these years, there are not many acquaintances who have come along the way, and even fewer acquaintances who do not have deep hatred........ The more I talk, the more I feel Poor, I still have friends, although I haven’t been in touch for many years (Kaid: You have forgotten me long ago), I still have buddies, even though I was chopped off twice (Adam: Are you going to remember it forever?), still Those who have relatives (Kevins in the abyss: Brother, did you call me?), by the way, I still have a girlfriend (Eliza who is sharpening her knife: Hehe, I will wait for you to come back)

Well, in order to avoid sticking knives into the wounds, I don’t want to give examples. These days, the second grade is the most popular, the lone wolf is the king, Long Aotian is the best seller, friends and so on, it doesn’t matter at all.. ...I really don't envy those guys who have a lot of friends. Well, I have a lot of friends. There are several in this plane, such as Kaid, such as a certain Kaid, such as... ...For example, sad wind? (System: Are you asking me?)

Thinking of Beifeng and his new partner hundreds of meters long, I deleted the name from my mind without hesitation, and tried to bury him in the deepest part of my memory. Well, it just so happens that we are about to go back, we The three of you can go straight away, Beifeng? Who is that? Native aborigines? I have no impression at all.

"It's so heartless, didn't he just help you this time?

"I really want to reward him. What do you guys think of the title of 'Land League Donglan Principality's colony on the earth element plane, the supreme governor, chief military officer, translator, and twenty-seven positions including handyman', I think it is super Great. He should be happy to enjoy life with his little friends in this world."

This is not purely a joke. The course of the war often determines the division of interests in the future of a region. After paying so much, it is hard to get rid of Emdiroken. Then turn around and leave. Pass the benefits to others. It's obviously wasted.

As evidenced by the presence of other organizations here, this seemingly barren earth elemental plane is actually a treasure trove of very rich products. Many special minerals that are rare treasures on the main plane are everywhere here, but no one is there. It is very valuable to station an agency here for the broken stones that are willing to bow their heads to pick them up.

But also take Kaluo, the base of the Mage Kingdom here, as an example. In order to resist the terrible wind and sandstorms, the energy expenditure of the city defense circle is not a small number, and the guarding manpower cannot be weak. It also needs to bear the transmission needs of the plane. If you want to build a medium-sized station here that includes collection, transfer, prospecting, and military missions, the resources you have to pay are also astronomical.

Obviously, the Lan League, which is still in preparation, and the poor Donglan Principality, can't afford this huge sum of money, but when the Lan League really needs this, I'm afraid the plane of the earth element is the most suitable. The territory of value has already been divided by people, and it may be extremely unrealistic to want to occupy a little bit by then.

"So, Beifeng, your task is to enclose the land. You can do nothing, but as long as you let others see that you are there."

Yes. This is an obvious way of encroaching on land and grabbing territory. As long as Beifeng takes his army of sandworms around for a couple of laps and makes clear his position, I believe that other forces will not risk the possibility of conflict with us to grab the territory. .

But my idea is good, and the plan is practical, but as long as many things are involved with that guy, they will end up going bad. …

Afterwards, I regretted my decision countless times. Sure enough, a guy like Beifeng couldn't expect it at all. That guy didn't stay on the Earth Elemental Plane for long, and he came up with a crooked idea to deal with my task, which even caused my reputation to be damaged. damage.

What did he do? He specially made countless signboards for his followers and sandworms to hang, "The deputy governor of the colony of the Donglan Principality of the Lan League in the earth element plane" is an ancient salon who was charmed by it, "The land element of the Donglan Principality of the Lan Alliance The "Chief Counselor of the Plane Colony" is a giant earth spider, and then all kinds of weird creatures are hung with his brand, and finally the entire earth elemental plane becomes their residence, the legendary holy place of cults.

However, the position of governor I just said casually, really has the power to appoint other positions, so these strange creatures have become members of the Lan League. Finally, when we have spare energy to open up this area, we have to face In addition to the strange eyes of other forces looking at aliens, there are more strange colleagues.

"What. This sandworm is my boss? He doesn't think about anything but eating and digging holes?"

"No way, he is indeed your boss in terms of administrative establishment, but the one we are talking about doesn't exist... Let's think about it from another angle, such a boss is not bad, at least he won't point fingers and make random orders .Well, you really have to think about it, otherwise you will be as angry and vomit blood as your predecessor."

This is not bad, at least that sandworm was quickly fired because of the lack of inspection posts for "competition for employment". The environment and the ability to work are excellent, really nothing to say.

The final result is that this place has become a common home for local elemental creatures and outsiders, and I have to prepare them every year for the excellent staff who travel to the main plane, causing more jokes and troubles. For example, I To arrange spa pools and giant brushes for super giant elemental giants to bathe in, and for salons to enjoy their own ski trips.......If I knew it was the bastard who told them this, I would definitely banish him to this The plane shovels sand for a lifetime!

The most troublesome thing is that a certain half-dragon man is talking nonsense here, leaving behind a religion of great love similar to Buddhism, which has become a cancer that spans countless planes, and someone who is the founder has been wanted repeatedly because of this , but at the same time, this area has become the origin holy land and headquarters of that weird cult. Countless weird creatures came to make a pilgrimage and exchange experiences of "Sad Wind".

Yes, in that era, sad wind has finally become a special prohibited word, as for what exactly he refers to... Ahem, good boy, don't go into it.

When I became a laughing stock several times because of this, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, when I planned to strangle that damned half-dragon man, he had already run away from nowhere. As for the false governorship? He had been forgotten by him so long ago that he didn't know where he was. This guy hadn't been in office for a few days before he was taken away by the new "beauty". Straight away from work for many years.

cough. The future will not be mentioned for the time being. At least for now, I am very satisfied with my decision. Apart from this creature whose vitality is so tenacious that it is comparable to Martian Xiaoqiang, I can't think of other candidates who are more suitable for this task.

"If you want to get that duck, just stop it on the garrison I marked out. I don't believe anyone dares to move it. Don't worry, I won't accept the promise when I promised. This task is well completed. The rewards promised to you will be all. It's in the account. Well, you are now the governor I appointed, give me a good job!"

After finally dispelling the troublesome sad wind, I turned my attention to the two people near the portal, as if they couldn't wait to return to the main plane.

"Go back quickly, I have several new research projects I want to carry out."

The tall witch has regained her former gentle temperament. Under the parasol, she looks at the cooking manual (Compendium of Poisoning) leisurely, as if she doesn't care about anything, but compared with the previous indifferent temperament, I always feel that there is just something more.

"Is it useful to talk to that guy so much? Do you think he will really do what you say? I guarantee that he will run away as soon as he gets tired of the creatures of this plane."

Well, Heloise's opinion is generally the same as mine. But can you fake loli stop eating candy on my neck, even if you have to eat it, don't talk while eating, the saliva drips on my head! It's dirty!

"Take a dead horse as a living horse doctor. By the way, Kaid, it's almost enough to send it here, no need..."

Well, I knew I was talking in vain, this old lolicon man was looking at the one above his head cheerfully, as if he was already fascinated, and that silly expression, the posture of holding a lollipop in each hand, had already Completely ruined his image as an archmage.

At least, the disciples behind him cover their faces and dare not look at them now. Some of them may have begun to wonder if they entered the wrong door back then.

After hesitating for a moment, I gave up and told him that this fake loli is our famous and strict mentor Heloise back then, who was fined by Heloise to hold a sign upside down because she failed the exam. In the square, if we don't expose it now, it will be regarded as a good memory for him.

"Hey, what are you doing so politely? You actually rushed over to pay back the money. I am very happy that you are willing to pay me back 30,000 gold. Otherwise, give me a discount. Gold coins are not easy to carry. Just give me the gold coin exchange voucher from the Goblin Bank." It's..."

"Only three gold coins! Oh, no, not even one gold coin, and you almost got caught in it again! I finally remembered that you owed me money back then! How did I owe you!"

"Tch, cheapskate, you wake up as soon as you hear money, let us forget about such a trivial matter."

"...Why don't you forget yourself? You still have the face to say that you were like this back then..."

We chatted about the present and the past, but we laughed out loud unconsciously. When we meet old friends, the closer we are to parting, the more we want to talk. Finally, under the urging eyes of Amyla, it is time to part.

"By the way, my term of office is coming to an end. I have time to come to Yunzhong Tower. According to the news from the headquarters, it seems that some important people are looking for you. gone."

I had already bid farewell, and the sudden last words behind me made me stunned, but the portal had already been activated, and I waved my hand, indicating that I already knew it, and there was no need to say any extra words.

"Take care, old guy, live a few more years, and see you then."

In the purple teleportation brilliance, and I glanced at the companions around me, Amyla had already prepared her luggage, and Heloise took all the candies from Kaid, and was enjoying the next goal. Among the gates of the planes that are being activated, they seem to have long been eager to try.

"Let's go, let's go home." (To be continued...)

ps: Well, some people say that Roland is only handsome for three seconds, so let’s let him be handsome for one chapter, and put the rest of the plot in the next chapter... Is this considered handsome for four seconds?

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