The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Peace is good."

Sitting in the tea house in the square, sipping the fragrant tea in my mouth, looking at the peaceful winter scenery in front of me, when did I actually have such a happy life like retirement.

Since I came back to Defende, I have been content to enjoy this peaceful daily life. I don’t have to go to work every day, and I don’t have to plan messy things. I just need to sit and watch the sun rise and set. It’s a beautiful life like a dream.

"Boom!"

Well, it seems that Ge Lina, who was invited to participate in the celebration, has arrived, so what if there is a little explosion? Everyone has their own hobbies, and we must fully respect individual freedom.

"Catch that bastard, that guy dared to get worse!"

What are those naked men running past in front of me? After so many experiences in Sulfur Mountain City, I am already used to it, and the new urban management team seems to be used to it too, but...

"Others don't care, but what the Supreme Bishop says will affect the face of the Sleepless One. It seems that I still have to say something to Lily. During the celebration, the tauren will be imprisoned until death. Now envoys from all over the world are here. Come on, don't let him continue to embarrass himself."

Little things, how can I stop me from continuing to be lazy... In a relaxed mood, after trying to clear the memory of the scene just now, I poured myself another cup of tea and slowly enjoyed my peaceful life.

Then a group of naked men with wings floated in the sky...

"puff!"

囧囧 looked at the Storm Eagle in front of him and his compatriots, some of the changes were advanced druid skills, and there were more and more people here. Then look carefully. Unexpectedly, many of them were found to be black-winged. Those are Camdiran's family.

"I heard that the recent preaching of the Druids of the Storm Eagle is going very well. Last time I read the report of the goblins, they actually grabbed two seats at the Druid Voice of Nature gathering, and they still have the right to speak. Well, that guy Storm is also known as the "most outstanding theoretical reformer" of the contemporary era. Sure enough, all druids have broken heads? If this sect continues to expand, there will be more and more wingmen without clothes. Then It's simply mental pollution... Report to the city management, um, you can also be a target for the air defense force, don't thank me, everyone is responsible for fighting cults, please call me X Feng."

"The medicine is on sale. The alchemy secret medicine is on sale. No matter it is treatment and health care, it is all effective. Dozens of gold alchemists jointly produced it. All common medicines are available, and they are still sold at half price! What are you waiting for? As long as you think of it. We also have Yes, gender conversion mixture? Super-effective hair growth agent? Peerless macho blue potion? You have spotted it,

The safety card is absolutely effective and absolutely safe! "

I saw the goblin and his trolley walking by in front of me, as well as the familiar "safety sign" of the Bea Brothers. Most importantly, I actually saw the alchemy mark of the "Miracle Alchemist" Olivia , Therefore, for the safety of the citizens of Defende and the health and civilization evaluation in the coming year, I bowed my head and began to write the second report letter without hesitation.

Why, why does the emblem of Miracle Alchemist have to be reported and banned? Olivia does not have this title now. Her current title is "Random Alchemist". The drug material is random, its effect is random, and its target is random. A batch of alchemy products can produce more than ten kinds of results, who would dare to touch this thing.

"...Mom, why is that goblin hairless?"

"Don't look, let's go."

Well, I take back what I just said, at least this apprentice is still very professional, at least he tried the medicine on himself, although the effect of the hair removal medicine is a bit stronger, but at least it is really effective, isn't it?

Although long hair has almost become a symbol of goblins, and goblins without hair are more disgusting than huskies without hair, but this kind of dedication is still worthy of praise.

"...I'm obviously drinking height-enhancing potions, but I can't believe the height-enhancing potions and advertisements."

This muttering just at hand couldn't hide it from me, and then I added another case to the report letter.

I know that it's not because Olivia's level is not enough, on the contrary, it's because she has too many ideas and always likes to improve the formula and create new medicine formulas. As a result, many of these dangerous products are produced.

Generally speaking, this kind of thing would not be leaked, but unfortunately, Olivia's master Silver Hook Bea is a pure goblin, a creature like a goblin, how could it be possible to waste precious materials.

"Roland!? Oh, sorry, I admitted the wrong person."

Walking by suddenly was a witch carrying a pot of unknown items. Recently, she seemed to be obsessed with cooking, and finally returned to the main plane with rich products. How could I take the initiative to do the terrible God of Cookery achievement again.

"Is my sister looking for His Royal Highness Roland? I saw him go to the west of the city, and he was still riding a horse. He must have gone out of the city."

At this time, I couldn't help but secretly rejoiced at my foresight. In order to be able to successfully avoid laziness and be a handsome man quietly, I took off the age-deceiving ring and enjoyed my vacation with a true face that no one knew.

"Tch, I was escaped again, I feel like I'm nearby... Huh? Little brother, have you had lunch yet?"

"Eat! I was full early in the morning."

There are actually tentacles and eyeballs in a pot of unknown objects. At this time, as long as you are not a fool, you have to reject it decisively, and then shake your head wildly, but...

"That's just right. I'm afraid I'll spit it out on an empty stomach. Little brother, just treat it as my experiment... Try the lunch I made with my own hands. It took a long time to make it. It's a pity to waste it."

I laughed, then turned around and ran away...but the vines under my feet instantly lifted me up, and she had expected that I was going to run away.

Well, under the oppression of the terrible witch, in the five-flower bondage, in order not to reveal my identity, my God of Cookery achievement was increased by one again. It is really rare to be able to do such a terrible job every time without killing anyone.

"Ugh. The seafood orange flavor is stronger than the burnt rubber flavor last time, but it's limited, and the tricks are different every time. It's really creative."

But the strange thing is that she obviously didn't grasp the primary goal. After seeing that I finished eating, Amyla was very happy to watch me eat, and then hummed a song to clean up the dishes.

"To conquer a man, you must first conquer his stomach, little brother, what do you think? Is it delicious?"

Obviously, her understanding of this classic adage is quite a bit wrong. If the conquest refers to killing and surrendering, I think she has achieved her goal. At least my stomach has raised the white flag countless times. It's the last cut.

"Beautiful big sister, if I were your target, I would have been completely 'conquered' by your cooking skills. Next time, please give it directly to the target, and don't waste it on others."

It's not that I'm tempted to make achievements, and it's not that I don't want to see Amyla's hard work being wasted. It's just that I don't want to see people's lives. Even my inhuman body can be half dead. If others eat it, they will probably die. Get poisoned and hang up.

It seems that my ironic suggestion was too tactful, but Amyla nodded with a smile, apparently in a good mood.

"Well, I won't give it to others."

Well, I bid farewell to this "big sister" who was about to go to the other plane to collect dinner materials. I seriously considered for dozens of seconds whether to continue hiding in this posture, or to go out of the city immediately to seek refuge, but I encountered new troubles.

Another group of royal knights ran past me, their eyes scanning the crowd, obviously looking for someone.

"Have you found His Highness yet?"

"Master Kaili said, if we don't find His Highness today, we don't have to go back, and we will go straight to practice around the city for five hundred miles."

"The envoys from all over the world have come, and many important figures have asked to see His Highness Roland by name. What does His Highness Roland mean by this?"

"The military department also said that His Royal Highness Roland has to discuss and prepare for the military parade in person. If no one can be found, he plans to take the burden and quit."

Hearing that, I took out the magical black-rimmed glasses, which are special props for camouflage. As long as I wear this, the faces that are close at hand can be ignored... Well, I was talking nonsense, I just wondered in those epic stories How can it be possible to have all kinds of misunderstandings, people who love each other just wear a veil and a hat, and they can't recognize each other at all, and then they kill each other, and the cruel heart turns to the opposite.

But at this time, the traditional black-rimmed glasses are undoubtedly double insurance, and in order to increase persuasiveness, the childish artifact lollipop is naturally indispensable, but the strange thing is that when I put on the glasses and take out the lollipop, those Instead, the knights paid attention to me.

"Master Elisa said that Her Royal Highness Roland may be disguised as a child. If you meet someone who suddenly changes your appearance when you find out, for example, someone who wears a hat or glasses..."

"She also said, 'Old guys like to use lollipops to pretend to be tender'. Seeing someone who is still eating candy at the age of eleven or twelve, he should be fine."

What else can I say, I turned around and ran away without saying a word.

Well, this run turned out to be a problem even if it was okay, those rookie knights naturally chased after them, and after chasing, they ran into an empty alley.

After more than ten seconds, I came out from the entrance of the alley, with tin cans lying on the ground behind me.

"I really think I can eat me. Before fishing, think about the weight that the fishing rod can bear. Didn't she tell you to be careful?"

"Roland?"

I couldn't help but sighed, how could I always be exposed, this disguise seemed useless at all, but when I was about to use amnestics to kick again, I saw a nightmarish figure.

"Little Luo Luo!"

Well, isn't it the "dog" Momo who has just finished the resettlement task for the victims? Of course, Diana looked at me in shock.

What else to say, keep running.

"Enough is enough! I don't want to do anything until my birthday, and no one can stop me from taking a vacation!" (To be continued...) ()