The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Hey, buddy, do you think everyone's looking at us is wrong recently?"

Tim is a knight commander of the Templar branch stationed in Sulphur Mountain. Even in this dungeon full of "evil" residents, he maintains a good habit of regularly patrolling, even if the city's security, and Not they are responsible.

I have to say that no matter how corrupt and depraved the top of the church church is, those grassroots paladins and priests who are diligent and diligent in acting in accordance with the teachings of the Holy Light, helping the weak and eradicating "evil" are the reason why the world generally recognizes the teachings of the Holy Light. Moreover, the sphere of influence of the Holy Church can involve the roots of most human kingdoms.

On the surface, the Paladins are very accustomed to such daily patrols, helping the citizens. If they encounter villains, they will draw their swords to eradicate evil. Of course, they are all free...

However, the daily patrols of Tim and his colleagues in this special city also caused a lot of trouble at first and were not popular.

But even though the results were not very good, Tim himself felt quite proud. After all, speaking of their recent experience can be regarded as an epic legend in the tavern.

For example, they raided the dark elf liar who was cheating on the old woman (actually the city officials were sending the old lady home), raided the strange sacrifice ceremony of the undead (the performance of the famous skeleton dance troupe), and destroyed the evil lich's Super Giant Bone Spirit Pagoda (the theme park Ferris wheel, I finally built it, of course, I sent a huge fine to Old Bill afterwards. It is said that these idiots were punished and they still wash the toilets of the whole group every day),

They also rescued the innocent girl who was being turned into a stone sculpture by Medusa (the poor Medusa sculptor was so frightened that he repeatedly emphasized in the report that he was kidnapped, coerced, and forced to He turned the stone sculpture into a human), such as challenging and expelling an ancient red dragon that was attacking children. When the Holy Light came on, he actually planned to swallow the child...

In the bright mirror of heaven, that day, Xiaohong was just a habitual motherhood overflowing game with the children in the park "Dragon Quest", but there were a group of "older children" who wanted to join... Fortunately Xiaohong was in a good mood that day, so old Bill was able to dig out these tin cans with only their heads left from the sand in the park, instead of directly holding a funeral ceremony...

Of course, they also paid a price. After all, parents who are angry because their children are frightened are not easy to deal with, especially when their heads are stuck outside the battlefield and used as targets, after experiencing a furious "attack" , it took them many days to wash the rotten eggs and tomato smell from their heads.

When they finally realize that they are not a human kingdom on the ground, they realize that their environment is extremely special, and their actions are not to eliminate evil, but to create panic and chaos, um, the most important thing is Before the hefty fines and detention notices were issued in writing, they were a little bit more educated.

At least, knowing that this city has rules and laws that belong to the same side of the order, knowing that this city does not need to fight evil by itself, after all, it will not shout 'Holy Light, that evil is worth fighting' and then launch a chaotic race. Pointless charge...

Well, Tim has already remembered that in this city, this is not called fighting evil, but "intentionally hurting people", which means you will be imprisoned. The most outrageous thing is that this city actually prohibits the fullness that the nobles respect. It was a duel of chivalry, which they called "intentional murder" and a felony punishable by severe sentences.

Of course, there are idiots and mad believers everywhere. At this time, under the protest of Brimstone City, they were sent back to the surface by a paper order.

Tim is fine.

After making a few mistakes, he at least developed the habit of seeing clearly before taking action, and gradually got used to the daily routine of "chaos' minions" walking around the streets.

In fact, when he knew that the dark elf city management knights also believed in the Holy Light, he even made plans to pursue an alien wife. After all, the Holy Light doctrine does not stipulate that your wife must be a human being. There were at least hundreds of flies flying around the beautiful female priest, and he knew that he had no hope.

But soon, he gave up, thinking that although those female dark elves believed in the Holy Light, they still maintained certain traditional views of dark elves. For example, dark elves were a typical female society. ) is probably the same word as slave. …

However, the strangest thing is that after learning about this, there are several colleagues who used to be honest with ordinary women and focused on their careers, and work harder to pursue those female elves, especially the female elves who like to use whips Momo is the most popular welcome......

Well, Tim, who vaguely guessed something, also took the initiative to distance himself from the increasingly strange colleagues.

But after the chaos, he felt that some situations had changed again. In the past, citizens saw themselves as vigilant and alert, but they could barely remain friendly, but recently, the vigilance in their eyes has disappeared, and more, but It's sympathy, and that inexplicable name.

"Is there a leftover knight!? The orc aunt who obviously doesn't recognize a few words makes the wrong pronunciation. Why even the owner of the flower shop and the waiter in the restaurant call it wrong? Recently, I always get discounts and discounts for dinner and so on. Offers, walking down the alley, and suddenly someone behind you will shout 'don't give up, tomorrow will be better'."

"Hmph, it's just being called the remaining knights a few times, what's the big deal. We are the 'remaining knights', what's wrong with that name."

Lucas is his same period. He used to be very enthusiastic. He always helped people repair water pipes and deliver water. He is known as "the good Lucas", but since the day before yesterday, he has been putting ice cubes in the dormitory with a cool face. It's very strange, I took him out for patrol, I guessed what troubles he encountered, and planned to relax for him.

But along the way, no matter what he said, he remained silent all the time, only holding this withered purple lily in a daze, and now he has spoken, which is a good thing!

"Lucas, what have you encountered? It's been strange these two days. Everyone is worried about you."

The concern of his companions made Lucas's frozen heart feel a little warmer. After being silent for a while, he sighed and said what he had encountered the day before yesterday.

"The day before yesterday, a girl said she wanted to marry me."

"Wow. That's not a good thing!! Then why are you unhappy."

But soon, the tragic experiences of my colleagues flashed through the back of my mind, and many tragic possibilities came to my lips...

But seeing Tim who didn't want to talk, Lucas still guessed what the other party was thinking, and shook his head.

"The other party didn't intend to lead me to fall. Fallen demons and fallen angels, my ranking in the group is not high or low, and it is not enough to receive such a high treatment."

"That?"

"I'm not as unlucky as Funk and Wenlan. I met neither an orc aunt over forty years old nor a cute boy. She is very cute, with a melon face, innocent and lovely smile, and white jade-like skin. , she always jumps when she walks, and seeing her gives people a sense of vitality, very cute."

"Then why are you?" Since the conditions are so good, why is Lucas still so sad, Tim is a little puzzled.

Speaking of which, Lucas said in a low voice with a nostalgic smile on his face.

"She took this flower and handed it to me, saying don't be sad, Brother Knight, Xiaoxin is your wife, that smile is as warm as the sun, and that sweet voice is as attractive as honey, but... …”

In an instant, the weather turned to rain, and Lucas burst into tears.

"...She's only nine years old, nine years old!! So young, I'm not a beast!"

Seems to have found the problem, Tim patted Lucas sympathetically, but just as he was about to say something, a smile appeared on the corner of Lucas' mouth.

"However, she said that she will marry me when she grows up, haha, she also said that when she grows up, even if I am the leftover knight mentioned in the flyer, I should save enough money to buy a house and buy a mount."

In an instant, Tim didn't even know what to say, half-paid before he squeezed out a sentence between his teeth.

"Then... then congratulations."

"Uuuuuu!!" But seeing that Lucas still had a hint of smugness just now, he only knew that he held the dry purple lily with his head down and cried bitterly.

"Lucas, don't cry, it's nothing to wait ten years. Look at me, I'm almost thirty-five, and I'm still a veteran. Even if you're ten years later, you'll only be thirty-seven. The brothers in the regiment are so much better."

"Uuuu, no....no, not ten years!!"

"Huh? Even if it's a few more years, it's fine, we can afford the remaining knights!!" When he arrived at this field, Tim also knew what the remaining knights meant, and what happened to those strange eyes and sympathy recently.

But hearing his comfort, Lucas was even more sad, and Tao Tao cried.

"I...I can't wait! Ooooooooo!! Not ten years, it's...two hundred years!! She's an elf, and it will take 200 years to become an adult!! That is to say , she thinks it will take me two hundred years to buy a house!! In 200 years, when she is an adult, I will be ashes!"

Hearing this, apart from hugging himself, the brother who had a rare chance to get lucky but was hurt more, what else could Tim do...

"Otherwise, let's go to Nanxiang to try. As far as I know, the sheriffs in many cities at least rent housing."

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Nanxiang's enrollment went so smoothly that within three days, he successfully poached one-third of the church's total staff in Brimstone City, and then people continued to sign up...

The judicial system of Caron City is also under planning and construction. After two months, the first batch of graduates from the Nanxiang short-term training course graduates, and the new administrative and judicial system of Caron City can be put into use.

Soon, then, the fragments of the original text sent to the city of Caron will be able to function, collect the belief in law and justice in the city, give the judicial person the power of the law, and provide military support for their law enforcement and trials, and when All this has entered a virtuous cycle, and the restoration of the original artifact will be faster.

And after the city was incorporated into the legal system, the citizens recognized and believed in the law, and the power of the law in the whole world would gradually increase, and it would give even stronger power. I am afraid that the same is true for the original holy light. It's spread all over the place.

When belief in the law spreads, perhaps people's perceptions of alien races will not be limited to chaos or order represented by races, and this second vision is at least the beginning of reconciliation.

"Since it is completely impossible to completely wipe out a faction, let's try to plant the seeds of reconciliation and communication. Now in Brimstone City, even the Paladins have learned to judge good and evil based on the opponent's crime rather than race. At least, this It is possible to succeed.”

However, at this time, I couldn't look so far, just worrying about the daily tasks in front of me.

Now the accumulated evil points are 49,888, and the day of resurrection is not far away, but the recently refreshed daily tasks "kill a hundred humans", "destroy several orc families, not one left." and so on are all true. It's not good to twist, but it was deducted a few points. If it is deducted like this, how can it be resurrected.

"Daily tasks, causing a huge streaking, the more people involved, the more spectators, the more screams and exclamations caused, and the higher the reward!"

I fell into deep thought, and was abandoned because the recent daily tasks were too cruel. This task with a spoof color has become my timely rain.

"My lord, perhaps, we need the help of others."

Knowing my mission, Eliza said.

I nodded, and released my messenger bat...

"Old cow, I heard that you have been doing well recently. I, Lich Roland, have something to ask for your help. I heard that you have a good relationship with the Feral Druid Alliance. It's like this..."