The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Blow up the bathroom? Steal the clothes in the changing rooms and wardrobes of shops? Or summon a corrosive acid rain? Directly pour stinky water on pedestrians on the road?

I don't know how to do any of the above, but it's all illegal. It goes against my principle of not involving innocent people as much as possible. Well, I just try my best...

I have a better way! Totally legal!

After all, there are a lot of perversions in this city, and I don't need to break the law myself. …

The Brimstone Mountain Branch Alliance of the Wild Druids, or the Buffalo League for short, is a moderate Druid organization. Well, it is only relatively moderate. In many places, the Druids have been linked to terrorist organizations and big troubles from the very beginning. Equals sign.

why? In the eyes of everyone, isn't the Druid very friendly? The son of the jungle, coexisting in harmony with nature and the like, has no desires or desires, and is self-sufficient.

However, I have to say that those who can say this are probably not really in contact with the Druids.

As we all know, druids advocate balance and nature. Simply put, natural is good and man-made is bad.

Fundamentalist Druids hate all artefacts, they even regard iron as the enemy of nature, not to mention the products of engineering and modern industry, and even they regard cities as cages of metal and masonry, in their ideals, It is best to cut off civilization and return to primitive society together.

In the world I lived in before, such an organization also existed. They protected nature by attacking hunters and blowing up factories. In fact, they were no different from terrorist organizations.

Druids who can communicate peacefully with other beings can probably be regarded as moderates, and the Buffalo Alliance is a moderate among moderates, otherwise Sulphur Mountain City would not allow them to enter.

Well, even in Ashe Continent, people still hope that life will be better, rather than returning to primitive society. Such ethnic groups and teachings are not suitable for living in a normal society, and there are also normal people in Druids. , There are always people who want to secretly cook delicious food, instead of plucking and eating bloody and hairy ones, so they are constantly splitting and reorganizing inside.

For example, "We only oppose excessive logging (of course, we also oppose mining, but we only protest verbally and will not prevent attacks)", "We only oppose hunting whales (and also oppose hunting dolphins, and sea lions! We do not protect sea crabs, sea horses) We also have a meeting next Tuesday to discuss whether to oppose it or not)” such a moderate organization actually uses several oppositions to maintain its own Druid teachings and identity, but in fact it is almost the same as ordinary people.

As a moderate of moderates, the Bison Alliance is against only one artifact, which can be regarded as a model of the harmonious coexistence of druids and human society.

But alas, it was because the objectionable artifact was too special, which caused their sect to be unable to expand its numbers and grow... In comparison, not everyone had the courage to take off that artifact.

Well, speaking of which, you should have guessed that they were against the artifact.

Yes, what they are against is the clothes...

Yes, their teaching is that the human body is the most perfect creation of nature, the clothes are the original sin, and our druids are the incarnation of nature. We should show the world our natural perfect wild body without any strands.

Wild Druid Sulfur Mountain Branch Alliance, the original name is the wild body is the natural beauty, the druids who dress are the alliance of evil and heresy, how can I let it register in the sulfur mountain city with such a gentleman's name, so , repeatedly hit back to modify,

It has become a barely acceptable bison alliance.

Even so, they are still a perverted organization that everyone shouts and beats, and their reputation is even worse than that of the Gentlemen's League I belong to. After all, not everyone can accept that when they were busy, they suddenly rushed past a group of birds walking in front of them. Man...cough, just thinking about it is disgusting enough, as expected, I should have driven them out long ago!

However, in order to take into account the current situation of multi-racial mixed living, I did not set up the crime of "indecent" in this city from the beginning. After all, there are too many differences in the living habits of various ethnic groups, which can easily lead to misunderstandings. For example, the tauren can drink at any time. The habit of breastfeeding, in the eyes of other races, is simply too perverted.

Moreover, according to the code, the perverts are just a problem with morals and brains, and using the law is too much, so there is no reason to refuse their entry.

Of course, I regretted it soon after. After successfully moving in, they tried to publicize their teachings to the public all the time and expand their influence, which caused quite a headache for law enforcement and judicial organs. To put it bluntly, it was always The secret organization collectively ran naked, wasting my police force.

Ordinary law enforcement officers really have nothing to do with these naked guys, do they just start fighting? The other party did not break the law, but if it was used to say it, it gave them a good opportunity to promote their own teachings.

"Ha, I am the original beauty. The mother of nature was naked when she created things. What are we embarrassed about..."

All kinds of fallacies and heresies are still self-contained, the key is that their strength is not weak, and the leader of the team is still a legendary Druid, which is extremely troublesome and difficult to deal with.

Fortunately, after the dark elves were in place, this vicious arrogance was hit hard.

"...Such a small caterpillar, you still have the courage to come out and shake without shaving."

"Wow, that guy has a really ugly birthmark on his butt, his left and right feet are high and one side is low, he was born deformed and learned to be naked. Run, ah, he's still a bag X, really, too courageous, too shameless... "

"Despicable underground bugs, stay away from my mother, they stink. How long has it been since you took a bath? Savage!"

"Don't cry, Momo sympathizes with you, hee hee, although it is indeed a little small, it's less than half of Momo's whip. Cough! Well, it's not too small, hee, please work hard to survive, maybe someone will I like it! Well, there will definitely be. Hahaha, Momo can't help it!"

For men, it is really uncomfortable to be despised. If the despised party is a beautiful woman, it will be more painful.

Under the onlookers and evaluations of a group of extremely sturdy dark elf girls from the matriarchal clan, the Bison Alliance, which was severely damaged physically and mentally, almost disbanded, and the powerful legendary Druid Storm Eagle almost threw himself into the river. . . .

Since then, the dark elves have become the natural enemies of the Buffalo Alliance. Every time they organize activities, they carefully avoid the jurisdiction where the city officials may appear.

But now, I have written a super-long boring speech, and handed it to Eliza to speak for me in my robe, requesting to convey learning to all law enforcement officers (including urban management), that manuscript... boring to myself They would fall asleep even if they watched it, and they had to read for at least three hours. The most shameless thing was that I also asked them to take notes, and then they had to hand in the notes to check their studies. If they didn’t listen carefully, their salary would be deducted.

Well, just thinking about it is a kind of torture... finally venting the grievances of being plagued by heavy paperwork, I'm so bad, Oye!

Hehe, now, as long as I ask Lao Niu Xueti to pass the news that the city management is very busy to the Bison Alliance, they will naturally start organizing activities without hesitation. It should have ended long ago.

However, because I don't like the Buffalo League, the notification time and the actual time are quite different. It's probably an hour late. When they close the team, they will be caught right in front of them, and then they will be severely punished by the city management. The blow, the physical and mental damage, and the quiet for a month or two......

By the way, is it easy to do something everyday? We have to come up with the means of planning conspiracy, but now, it is time to harvest, wait for the good show.

"puff!"

"puff!"

Sitting in the cafe where you can see the whole big square, ignoring the men who just rushed over to walk the birds outside, watching the unfortunate people spraying coffee and drinks out of their mouths, while admiring the farce in front of him from the corner of his eyes, He happily opened the daily newspaper on the table.

"The Black Brotherhood firmly supports the second generation with Lord Annie Levine as the core... It seems that the leaders of the Thieves Guild are quite smart, so let's not move them for the time being."

"puff!"

Well, I was too happy, and Eliza from the opposite side sprayed me with a sip of coffee and drenched my face.

"Eliza, you did it on purpose!!"

"Sorry!! It wasn't intentional, Master." The half-demon maid hurriedly took out a tissue and wiped it for me, but...

"No way!! Eliza, why are you here? Didn't I ask you to speak for me? You..."

"I did plan to speak for you at that time, but when the speech plan was approved by the Hall of the King of Law, Sister Lilith said that since this was an internal lecture of the Office of Law Enforcement, it would be too much for the Supreme Judge to come forward in person, so it was handed over to the Director of the Office of Law Enforcement. enough."

"Oh!" Hearing this, I calmed down. As long as I can frame the city management officer, I can hand it over to that kid Xueho, but suddenly, I found Eliza on the opposite side seemed a little hesitant.

"What's wrong? I'm still embarrassed? Hehe, no matter how sharp and sharp you usually are, you are still a woman. You are really frightened when you see a group of naked men? Don't worry, I know you didn't do it on purpose. If you're embarrassed, you Let's go back first and see my daily harvest today!"

I smiled proudly, but Elise suddenly shook her head, her pretty face full of sympathy.

"...Sir, please take a look at the reason behind my gaffe."

"behind?"

Turning his head, he looked like a group of demons dancing wildly. The hooked-nosed Storm Eagle and the Snowhoof boy held hands, dancing and singing, dancing around the two paladins who were hugging and trembling together.

To be danced around by a circle of naked men is a Paladin, probably the first time in his life.

Even, some people have started to strip their clothes, intending to let them join the parade.......

"That...Tim and Lucas? It's so pitiful that I actually encountered this group of perverts...I hope it won't leave any psychological shadows. The remaining knights are already unlucky enough."

Of course I remember these two stupid paladins, the old account of ruining my Ferris wheel has not been settled, but since they have been so unlucky today, I am in a good mood, and even if they are lucky, I will not seek revenge Now, let's write off the old account.

"Wait, that's not right! Why is that kid Xueho here!!"

My question was met with sympathetic eyes. Eliza coughed lightly, imitating a familiar voice.

"Sir Silver Rose, please don't mention that Lord Sleepless is the top of the line in the future, even if you imitate it very much. If anyone finds out, it will affect the reputation of our judicial authority. By the way, please tell the Lord, Since the Director of the Law Enforcement Department, Mr. Steel Guard, could not be found anywhere, the speech was postponed to 2:30 pm tomorrow, if he is interested, please listen to him."

Eliza imitates Lilith's serious tone, but I don't have the leisurely enjoyment of quyi shows...

"In other words, the speech has been postponed? The urban management officers are all working normally, and they may appear at any time!!!"

"Bastards!! It's you perverts again, Holy Light, no, the law, give me strength! Magic spell: Conviction!"

There was chaos behind them. The sudden outburst of the city officials shocked the Buffalo Alliance and Xueho, and they all thought they had been trapped.

"Bastard Roland, you are cheating on your brother again, I can't help you, old cow!!"

The roaring old bull had no idea what was going on at all. He thought it was a lich trapping him, and he didn't even know that he had made a mistake. Instead, he raised his head and screamed, as if he had suffered some great grievance!

"Damn, it's not safe here."

I threw down two gold coins as newspaper fees, turned around and planned to leave, but at the door of the cafe, two female elves were smiling at me.

"Hey, the mastermind behind the scenes, sure enough, it's you again."

One of them is Diana, the captain of the urban management team, and the other is Yawen, the deputy captain.

Her innate immunity to mental magic is the fundamental reason why I chose to give this magic sword that would drive users crazy to the city management, but at the moment, I am not happy that the magic sword has found a suitable owner so quickly, and I am full of It's all the chagrin of shooting yourself in the foot again.

Looking back, Eliza has disappeared without a trace. The half-demon talent Dimension Gate is really top-notch. It would be a decisive move for a cold-blooded demon to abandon his comrade-in-arms. At this moment, the people around me, who were half a beat slower, have already been taken down. With the dimensional anchor, it is impossible to use space magic to escape.

So, I let out a long laugh, then raised my hands...

...to squat down.

"Don't slap your face!! I want to marry a wife on a blind date!"