The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The gray-yellow oil lamps were cruising in the wind, and in the hall not far away, there was still the singing of bards. The wind also brought the sweet smell of wine and the snoring and conversation of drunkards. People intoxicated, it seems, is indeed a good place to recall the past.

"Clang." Throwing out a magic gold coin, it turned into an invisible barrier, blocking all possible prying eyes.

Some things have to be explained, so where should we start?

Let's repeat the same old tune, the cursed chaos and unscrupulous order, the eternal battle that draws all races and life into it.

As I said before, this war will never end, so why never end? It stands to reason that if the two sides lose to a certain extent in war, it will definitely stop.

So, let's start at the source.

Life and death go round and round.

It has also been mentioned before that after each life dies, if it believes in the gods of order, the soul is moved up the pillar of the sky to reach the realm of the gods of order, and becomes a petitioner who provides the power of belief for it, or becomes a The angels and servants who fight for it, among them, the most advanced ones should be the war angels of all levels.

Basically, if you believe in a certain god, you will become a member of his domain. The petitioner is the lowest existence in the domain. You only need to keep praying to provide the gods with the power of faith. If you are a petitioner, you can no longer If you provide faith, then you will be abandoned and enter reincarnation again.

The Chaos Square, in fact, is similar, except that the method of Chaos Abyss is much simpler and cruder than "leading the holy soul into a carefree paradise" wrapped with honor and holiness.

The endless river of Styx has flowed through countless dimensions. In the way of order, "the soul of the cursed wicked will suffer the pain of the corruption of the river forever". In fact, the soul attribute itself is chaotic and does not believe in the soul of the gods of order. , will enter the Styx after death, but since the chaotic souls are often selfish and reckless, it is not wrong to say that they are evil people.

Well, the souls of the deceased from the Chaos Square flow through countless worlds and dimensions along the Styx. If they are attracted by the rules of that world, they will climb ashore and gain new life.

For example, if they climbed ashore in the Wanyuan Plain, one of the main battlefields of the Eternal War, then the evolutionary direction of the new soul might be the belligerent mad war demon, while if it was in the rage full of black chaotic flames Jiao Yuan climbed up and was most likely to become a demon with the flame attribute. The end point of their evolution should be the powerful Baluo Flame Demon.

Of course, various worlds and planes have their own preferences. Devils who are cunning and evil but abide by their promises. Many previous lives were liars, wicked businessmen with no bottom line, and thieves who took nowhere. Those demons who are simply the incarnation of chaos, but The souls of violent criminals like murderers and robbers.

In fact, before climbing ashore, the Styx River has completed the cycle of life and death. The demons and devils who come ashore are completely new beings. He must devour other beings to survive. The weak is the only rule. Before the predators came and evolved stronger, it was the only way for them to survive.

The demons and devils who came up from the Styx have long since lost their memories of being mortals. What is recorded in the empty brain is only primitive devouring and evolution. Every demon that has evolved to a certain level has devoured countless similar.

Talking to them about the beauty of order, peace, and cooperation and coexistence is like talking about social harmony and helping others with a villain who came to power by beating, smashing, looting, and helping others. Isn’t that fundamentally denying their past existence value?

Even if the demons can advance to the level of demon nobles, then they can recall the memories of being mortals who have mastered their real names in this world, but at this time their new worldview has been developed, and looking at the memories of the past, it is probably Ordinary people generally read novels and movies with themselves as the protagonists, and they have little effect on their characters. Instead, new experience and knowledge will make them more cunning and difficult.

Even the powerful Balor Flame Demon, who can slaughter dragons alone, is still just a member of the regular demons and becomes a demon noble. Even the weakest baron can crush the existence of Balor Flame Demon with one hand. It is said that their title is The Devil Prince, who is a little taller than the Devil Duke, directly bestowed by the Goddess of Chaos and the Abyss of Chaos, does not sound like much, but in fact, he is equivalent to the adopted son of the Goddess of Chaos, and is the existence of the Lord God of Order...

Fortunately, noble demons with titles are too strong to travel to Ashe Continent.

Of course, not every chaotic soul will become a demon, and most souls will never be able to go ashore, only to the chaotic abyss at the end of the Styx, and re-enter the cycle.

Well, there is life and death, and the souls of the deceased will be re-converted and become recruits from both camps. Then, the eternal battle will naturally never end. These are the rules of the world. up, the sea is salty" is the same common sense in the world.

But more than a hundred years ago, someone tried to break this rule.

He tried to make the sun never rise, he tried to let the living die, let the dead build a country, he tried to make the holy light disappear... He was the emperor of the eternal night, yes, I was extremely mad at that time.

Cough, since it is a black history, let’s say a few words less. No matter how you argue, Lisa still died under my legion, at the hands of one of my most powerful four kings, the Bone Dragon Queen Grace. It also died quite indirectly at my hands, and I was at my peak, but I didn’t intend to accept the fact that I killed a friend by mistake, trying to challenge the common sense of the world and reverse my life and death.

In my opinion at the time, if it was just resurrected as an undead, it would still be a dead person, which would be meaningless.

The soul of the deceased will indeed lose its memory and everything in the Styx River, but it will take time. After all, although the Styx River water is indeed highly poisonous to any life, it must be drunk into the body to take effect quickly.

Then, if I use the prophetic spell to find Lisa's soul before the water of the Styx fully takes effect, and then pull her out of the Styx and reshape the body...

This is not my first creation, but a classic joke that has already been circulated among mages, because although the theory is feasible, the Styx itself can devour any soul that touches it. Since it can't be touched, how can it be pulled.

Even the great demons who can extract part of the Styx water to make medicines through the secret method would not dare to touch the Styx directly. They don't want to re-evolve from the lowest level of demons... Falling into the Styx is the most dangerous among the demons. Vicious curse.

However, in fact, this concept needs to be revised. Styx is the river of souls in this world and the mother of all things. She can indeed sink any soul in this world into it, but if that soul is not from her, but from another world ...... For example, a traveler from another world.

At that time, I was also in a cold sweat. Fortunately, the guess of pure theory was correct, but it turned out that this bit of luck was the beginning of misfortune...

"You are crazy!!! You are challenging the order determined by the gods, you are provoking the dignity of the evil god of chaos and the gods of order at the same time!! You are asking for your own death!"

The shock and roar of the dragon was in my ears, and I could say nothing but a bitter nod.

"Yes, looking back now, I was indeed almost crazy at the time. It was crazy to completely break the realm of life and death. Hehe, one has two, if the deceased is not smoothly converted, what will order and chaos fight? Don't look at me fooling around."

Xiaohong took a big mouthful of wine.

"Who did you meet? The true god has come down to earth? If it was just a clone, you could have escaped if you couldn't beat it back then."

"Iyer, the god of death, the first undead, the oldest god."

"Pata!" The wine glass shattered directly on the ground, and the aroma of the wine was overflowing. The ancient red dragon Ain Metheus grew his mouth and let the wine remain. That idiot's appearance is really rare.

"Hey, image, image, how can you get married if this foolish appearance spreads out."

Kindly reminded her, but pulled one up, nose to nose, eyes to eyes.

"You, don't, open, play, laugh, in the millions of years of our Dragon Clan's history, which one has only shot three times, and the opponents are all true gods! Do you think you are great? A modern demigod undead emperor, There are so many in ancient times, you have no qualifications to let anyone shoot."

The questioning words were word by word, and the pair of dragon eyes were full of disbelief and doubt.

"I, no, open, play, laugh, it's really Ayer, the oldest god, the super old man who has followed the goddess of chaos and order, the oldest king of the Gaoshan clan before this race, the devil, giving freedom to all undead and wise old death."

"Then why are you still alive and kicking? I don't think a demigod can escape in his hands. All the true gods he was eyeing have also fallen. You are a demigod undead emperor, why should you survive."

Recalling the gray figure that represented death itself, the blood-colored rose on the pale fingers, I couldn't help shuddering, and I also felt that it was definitely a miracle that I was still alive.

"...In retrospect, Iyer, the god of death, never answers the prayers of the undead, but still represents death itself. Or, his concept of clergy and existence is to maintain the order of death itself, that is to say If he doesn't move the Styx, and doesn't prevent the soul of order from returning to God's side, he will never take action. Back then, when I moved the Styx and stepped directly on the red line, I really wanted to die, looking for my own way of death."

I took a sip of the wine subconsciously, but helplessly watched the wine leaking from my chin, wet the front of my clothes, shook my head, and smiled helplessly. It was the worst and purest defeat in my life.

"He only used a clone to descend to earth, and he only shot once, and he easily beat me to the ground, even half-destroying my soul, and my realm plummeted. That must challenge the god of death Ayer, and for countless years, the position of the god of death has not been out of place, which means that this is simply impossible."

"...It's no wonder that Adam and Margaret were able to defeat you back then. He should still be brooding about it now, suspecting that you let the water out, but he didn't expect that you were hurt too badly at that time."

"Hehe, since the empire of the dead cannot be established, and the Demon King is doomed to fail, why not give my brother the honor of defeating the Demon King. However, due to the madness of the realm, the original plan was flawed, and Margaret saw it, almost suspended animation. Turning into a real death should be the only accident."

"You haven't told me how you escaped from the god of death Ayer!!"

"...You are wondering why the empire of the dead cannot be established at all? It's actually very simple, I know from Ayer that the gods of order will never allow the dead to completely replace the living, so life and death The cycle will break. An undead kingdom that occupies no more than half of the world is already the limit they can accept..."

The irresistible giant force was holding my head, and Xiaohong's questioning voices thundered in my ears.

"I, ask, how did you escape from Ayer? Don't change the subject! Don't talk nonsense."

The fire of the soul flickered in my eyes, and in the end, I reluctantly told the truth.

"Can't say, really can't say, it's for your own good."

The dragon girl tilted her head and pouted, her beautiful face full of disdain.

"Hmph, I can guess if you don't say it. It's not your best nonsense. Ayer, who is not in any pantheon, is already a famous traitor. He should be the same as you, and he should be very interested in the current world. Dissatisfied, maybe you have reached a conspiracy agreement with Ayer, such as overthrowing the existing order together... woo woo"

The next words could no longer be said, and my bones were directly stuffed into her mouth.

Being suddenly attacked, the black pupils were first full of anger, and then, when the pupils turned, they suddenly realized what they had guessed, and then the anger turned into surprise, and then it turned into panic and fear.

"I, I, I... I won't guess right?? Tell me, it's not true. Lord Ayer, forgive me, I'm still young, I haven't gotten married, and I haven't raised a dragon. , I don't want to be killed by the dragon!!!"

"Don't worry, you don't know anything, you don't know anything, how could Ayer find you, you're just drinking and chatting here today, you didn't guess or think of anything!"

Under my consolation, she calmed down after a while.

"Well, remember. I don't know anything, and you didn't say anything. I won't guess anymore if the Dragon God comes again."

"I can't say it, I really can't say it." I nodded, and wiped off a cold sweat that didn't exist. How can I be so foolish as to guess, as always, a super crow's mouth, a professional colander.

"By the way, what's the matter with Eliza? How could Lord Ayer let her go?"

How could I be ignorant even if this was obviously a change of the subject.

"...Because I was chased by Ayer, I randomly teleported Eliza to a distance, and when I recovered to be able to move, it was already three days later, but Eliza was still the same. She survived alone in the ruins, and has been corroded by the rules of the plane to become a half-demon, the rest is that I settled her down, and then brought her to Sulphur Mountain City, you should know about the latter."

"Half-demon? Probably not. Ordinary half-demons are descendants of demons, and then their bloodlines are awakened, and their own demonic bloodlines are awakened through rituals to gain power. An existence like Eliza is not completely transformed when the dead are not completely transformed. The existence that was previously corrupted by the rules of the world into a half-demon and half-human existence seems to be not much different from an ordinary half-demon, but it is actually completely different from ordinary demons."

After hesitating for a while, Xiaohong made a judgment based on her understanding of the rules.

"It's no wonder you said that she is Lisa and not Lisa. The original Lisa is dead, and the current Eliza should only be a half-human half-demon transformed from a part of her dregs and a part of her soul fragments. Quan Ashe It's the only one."

"Indeed, Ayer also told me that as long as the person is contaminated with the Styx, that person is completely dead, and only the newborn babies who come ashore will be made of it. Even now, the Abyss of Chaos is still calling her soul. In an attempt to completely transform her into a demon, she landed in the scorched plain of anger, and what should be transformed is a demon with a flame attribute. Therefore, I taught her the ice magic of the hostile attribute of the flame attribute to resist the corrosion from the root. "

"You're so stupid. You were so busy that you almost caught yourself up."

"I have nothing to say, this is the stupidest thing I have ever done in my life. But I have no regrets."

"Have you ever regretted it in your life? Don't say regret, I have never seen you depressed."

After thinking about it for a long time and recalling countless events that made me sad and sad, I finally laughed.

"No, since everything was my sincere choice at the time, and I worked hard to the last moment with my life, even if it ended in failure, I have nothing to regret. Regret is just denying my past life, even if I fail, sum up Lesson, try harder next time."

"Hmph, of course you don't regret it. From now on, there is an extra maid who puts all her thoughts on you. Ha, this is not the same as back then. That kid Adam was infatuated with Lisa, but Lisa only looked at her Luoluo group. long."

"Don't lift the pot without opening it. I'm still annoyed. Originally, I thought it was possible this time, but as a result, Eliza and Lisa's preferences were basically the same, and they didn't care about Adam at all."

"Does Adam know that?"

"Do you think he doesn't know? Although that fellow has nine intelligence, his intuition is outrageous."

"It's like he knows you are his big brother Luo Luo, but he always pretends to be stupid."

"Actually, I'm not sure. Some things, how embarrassing they are, it's better to be confused. But for Eliza, he talked to me and only said one sentence: 'Eliza is Eliza, Liza is Lisa, Lisa is dead and my heart is dead'"

"...I suddenly feel sympathy for Adam."

"I am very sympathetic to Margaret. Looking at this situation, Adam, after being unrequited love for half his life, subconsciously continues to beautify the memory of the past. Lisa is already a perfect symbol in Adam's mind. He just repeats it in his memory. Playing back and beautifying images of Lisa's past, instinctively refusing anyone to enter his world, how can the living overcome the dead. Margaret's painstaking efforts are destined to be in vain.... so strange to see What am I doing, am I right?"

"No, I'm just shocked by the truth of a rumor."

"What rumor?"

"Old virgins will be very sympathetic and cherish jade, even if the woman does not belong to him. Tsk tsk, Margaret is a knife-mouthed tofu-hearted, you were obviously better than Adam in every aspect, you are beautiful, strong, mature and steady in handling things, and you still have that when you are alone. It is especially attractive to the melancholy of silly women, that stupid girl Lisa is haunting you, but Margaret still can't let go of Adam who is like a poor puppy, helping him clean up the mess for half a lifetime, and finally fell in love Adam for half his life..."

Paladins live by their faces. They are not good at rhetoric or how to get rich donations. As for the so-called melancholy, I was thinking about how to take revenge on the impossible enemy. Naturally melancholy can be.

"Tsk tsk, huh."

"Why are you smiling? Am I wrong?"

"No, I'm just shocked by the truth of a rumor. Old ** who have passed the age of marriage will become love experts through constant procrastination and blind dates!"

Sparks flickered in the two pairs of eyes, but in the end, they turned into two helpless sighs. After all, damage to similar weaknesses will only cause damage to each other.

Suddenly, the pair of dragon pupils lit up, Xiaohong hugged me all of a sudden, and deliberately put my head on my chest. The smell of wine and the touch of soft fragrance and jade made me feel very strange. .....

"Otherwise, let's make a random combination of the remaining boys and girls! I'm like this, it should be very appealing to you. Although you can't give me a child, you are not annoying, and it is not bad to have a pure spiritual love. ah."

The snow-white soft flesh on my chest was completely pressed up. Fortunately, I no longer need to breathe, otherwise...

"This...this is a confession!!!? For the first time ever? I...my spring has come? I also want to talk about the first love in my life?"

Before I could think of an answer from my confused thoughts, there was a familiar sneer behind me.

"Hmph, I feel that the master has used the isolation realm, and I am worried that the master will be in trouble, so I worked hard to find it all the way. It turned out to be drinking flower wine, hehe, the love between the big lizard and the skull is really speechless. Maybe, I can get in touch with the Sulphur Mountain Daily and the playwrights, and the citizens will get great chatter and a new love opera at the Grand Theater."

If I can still sweat, I am afraid that there is already a cold sweat behind me.

As for Xiaohong, she was already rolling on the ground with laughter. Obviously, the so-called confession just now was just acting out after finding out about Eliza's arrival.

Inexplicable loss and disappointment emerged from the bottom of my heart. The shaking just now made people want to dig their heads into the wine barrel, and the knife-like eyes behind them made people want to escape.

"I...I, Ultraman is fighting monsters, I'm going to help!!"

Leaving the unbelievable words, I ran away directly, but inadvertently, I missed the confrontation that belonged to the woman behind me.

"I...the master is mine..."

The declaration of courage, but only received sympathetic eyes from the other party.

"Last time it was my younger sister. This time, I'm probably treating you as my daughter. You are really pitiful. Come on, even though it's a long way to go, there's basically no hope."

"I, will not admit defeat, even if the opponent is you!" It seems that the other party's sympathy is regarded as the calmness of winning, but this time the declaration is full of anger.

"Don't worry, I'm not interested in bones. Although Roland really likes me, my goal is to give birth to little dragons. Although the half-blood dragonborn can barely accept it, he can't even give me that. I Not a necrophiliac"

With a wave of her hand, she motioned for Eliza to leave, and the black-haired and black-eyed dragon girl started drinking again in a way that made the dwarves ashamed. She stuck her head directly into the wine barrel, and only heard the sound of gurgling water.

And Eliza, who was confused, just walked out of the tavern when she saw me, who was in a daze at the door.

"Is this the result of random nonsense? Sure enough, I am the super crow's mouth. Hehe, it turns out that there are really Ultramans fighting little monsters in this world."

In front of him is an oversized goblin robot. He is more than 20 meters tall and has two heads, one is a fire-breathing dragon, the other is painted red as I said, and a bumper is installed. Angle, while the left arm is a robotic arm, and the right arm is a huge drill!

He's in a bad state, and he's battling the city officials, and, with his huge size, he has an overwhelming advantage!

"Lord Roland the wise, your idea is really exciting. Look, this is the combination of our goblin and gnome engineering. In order to thank you for the inspiration and design ideas you gave us. We named him Roland II!! Your reputation for wisdom , the idea of ​​genius, will be destined to be preached by all goblins and gnomes."

The howling sound of the loudspeaker can directly spread to most of the Sulphur Mountain City, so I know that tomorrow I will definitely be on the Sulphur Mountain City Wanted List.

"Xiaohong, I take back what I just said, I...I regret it!!! Who knew those lunatics would take my nonsense seriously and actually did it!!"

The large robot exploded in a small area while fighting, but immediately, a goblin fire gnome jumped down and beat, and then Roland No. 2 continued to be able to fight.

"Bang!" Big Ben in Sulphur Mountain finished.

"Boom!!" The detention center, which had already been booked for a long time, was finished.

"Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" After the series of explosions, the urban management headquarters, which had only recovered from the ruins for less than two weeks, returned to the ruins......

It seems that it is not only the most wanted list, but can be directly on the top of the list.

So, without hesitation, I turned my head and said to Eliza.

"...Notify all the people on the list, tonight, we will pack up and abscond overnight, oh, no, send the underground covenant!!"

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PS1, for the sake of the integrity of the story, this chapter suddenly reached 7000. The normal update is almost three chapters, and it is only finished now. I hope the audience will like it.

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