The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

As the highest judicial body in Sulphur Mountain City, the Supreme Court has always been shrouded in a quiet and serious atmosphere. The staff, who often have serious faces, concise words, and quick actions, are well-received by the public, but today, the situation is a little different.

The quiet corridors in the past were full of noise and quarrels. The "prisoners" awaiting trial with chains filled all the cells, and even the empty square in the past was full of people.

In the corner of the square, a huge goblin robot has been turned into a pile of scrap metal. Perhaps, considering that it occupies a small area of ​​the square, it should be called a steel forest or a steel ruin.

On the side, a group of goblins and gnomes are crying around it, and even some goblins have begun to dance their ancestral twist dance (also known as tropical belly dance), seeming to regard this robot as their own family, Saying goodbye to it.

On the outside, many affected citizens were unable to appreciate this exotic "hot dance", but baptized these troubled engineers with tomatoes and rotten eggs in accordance with the tradition of Sulphur Mountain. Of course, angry citizens also There will be no shortage of goblin merchants who sell "ammunition".

And the guards of the Supreme Law have long been so busy with their lives that they have no time to take care of these trivial matters.

Since the detention center and the urban management headquarters were completely destroyed, there were many suspects who had nowhere to go. If the Sulphur Mountain City Prison was still intact, where could they be transferred? He was also transferred to the detention center. This time, he was directly connected to the pot, so he could only be transferred to the Supreme Law.

The four sub-divisions of the Supreme Court have all been dispatched, but they still feel that there is a lack of manpower.

Shouting, crying, chasing, begging for mercy, completely turned this once solemn and quiet hall of justice into a bargaining vegetable market.

At the same time, I frowned and tried to ignore the noise outside, but in the end I failed. I had no choice but to order the guards to completely close the doors and windows and draw the curtains to give the court a relatively quiet environment.

Yes, the trial.

My overnight absconding, oh no, was an emergency plan, which was ruthlessly rejected by Eliza from the very beginning.

It is true that there could be no Lich Roland in the city of Brimstone Mountain, but after the miracle, the highest judge, the Sleepless, who was vaguely called the fourth giant and the emperor behind the Brimstone Mountain suddenly disappeared. I am afraid that the earthquake caused by it would be worse than those who were attacked. much more serious.

The most important thing is that other people are not ready at all, and even diplomatic documents are not ready. If you travel alone, it will only become a farce.

But if I still stay here as Roland, I am afraid that tomorrow I will be able to count how many bones are left. I believe that these urban management officers whose hometown was taken away here will never have the patience to listen to my explanation. It would be lenient to remove me from the stew.

Although I have committed a lot of crimes in my life that people can't say anything about, but this time, I'm really innocent. I just said it casually, and then waited to see the explosion and sparks, who knew they would actually Really made that thing.... Thinking of the steel giant over twenty meters, I couldn't help shivering.

"Is it a simple version of the metal titan? Is it enough to crush the legendary monster harvester? It seems that he has made something extraordinary by accident.".

Of course, the other side of Roland No. 2's strength is that he paid a huge price to get it done. Then, Roland's crime behind the scenes is even heavier.

then,

I have no choice but to let the city officials see "Lich Roland" riding a bone dragon across half of the city and directly fleeing from the Sulphur Mountain City... At least, until the crime is cleared, Lich Roland will not come back .

At this moment, the first trouble I have encountered is right in front of me... This case is beyond the ability of any judge to handle it, and in the end, only me is involved in it.

On the judge's bench of the third court, I looked at the pile of cases, the "innocent" defendants below, the excited urban management girls on the plaintiff's bench, and listened to them uttering "Damn Roland", "Wait for me to feed you to the dog", "Lord Sleepless, please give us the authorization to call and execute him directly, and I will divide him into 13 and bring him back." "Momo doesn't care about any judicial transaction, please let Momo bring him back. The team searched his house, there must be a lot of contraband in his house, and then we will sentence him to life imprisonment, please treat him well, hahahaha", listening to the nervous laughter of these homeless dark elves, I just Feeling a big head.

On the side, prosecutor Katerina is reading the indictment and the evidence collected...  

"At 4:20 in the afternoon, the detention center suddenly burst into flames, and then, taking advantage of the chaos, the engineering masters from the outside world and the detention center were connected, and the two sides started the final engineering assembly together..."

"There is an objection!! Since the wolf smoke has been everywhere, how can you judge that it was assembled by my people at the time!! Maybe, my parties just planned to use the fireworks to make a barbecue lunch."

The goblin prosecutor Rowe wearing a silver mask directly interrupted his colleagues' speech, and instead made a very strange proposition.

"Yeah, we're just roasting sweet potatoes/making smoked fish." There was also a commotion in the dock. Goblins and gnomes like this kind of thing.

"There are only piranhas in the moat of Sulphur Mountain City, and the fish you come from is grilled!!! With your poor fishing skills, you don't have to think about success in your life." Katarina roared with rage, worthy of being an Amazon huntress , the golden horse tail moves with the wind, its momentum is as sharp as a blade, like a Valkyrie who is hunting, but the direction of concern is a little off...

"No, as long as the method is right, piranhas can also be caught. We have Parker's fishing rods..."

Now I can understand why the goblin Rowe, who is better than the prosecutor, insists on defending his fellow clan by himself. This fellow has made it clear that he is messing around. Moreover, he is very familiar with the prosecution work, and knows that he likes to be more serious. It is easy to be led into a dead end, then, as long as the trial is turned into a farce, this trial will naturally be over...

In the past, it was okay to let this almost farce court trial go, but at this moment, for some reason, it was absolutely impossible!

"It's not going to go on like this. If the goblins are innocent, then all the black pots should be the lich Roland's back."

I glanced at the city management elves who were already so angry that they were directly gnawing on the table, I made up my mind, I must let the sinners get what they deserved... As evidenced by the iron plate that was gnawed down, my bones are definitely not as hard as it is. .

"Luo Wei Jin Coin, were you there at 4:20 yesterday afternoon? Don't lie, you know the consequences of lying in my law."

Sure enough, as soon as I asked this, the temporary defense officer who was still impassioned just now was speechless.

I helped my forehead helplessly, making a very helpless appearance, but in fact the mask was already blooming with laughter.

"Sample, you know that your kid won't stay at home obediently. Now, it's your turn to help me top the tank."

"Luo Wei Jin Coin, you actually know the law and break the law. You have lost the face of the Supreme Court. Now shut up for me, and then go to the dock and sit by yourself. By the way, apologize to the girls in the city management. What has happened to other people's homes?"

Hearing this, Luo Wei dropped his mask to represent the removal of his identity as a judicial officer. After trotting down and bowing his head to apologize, he sat in the dock with his fellow clan like a primary school student, and completely became a defendant.

"By the way, who, bring me the death storm, I pledged with my knee, that fellow will definitely participate. I don't know? The death storm in the King's Hall is that short... …”

"It's Mana Storm!!" The dwarf's characteristic high-pitched voice, like a child, came from the auditorium. Millhouse Mana Storm jumped over the fence and walked towards the dock.

I secretly praised this guy in my heart for being a bachelor, but halfway through, I saw him calling back.

"Since you have committed a crime, you should be punished. What are you waiting for?"

And then.... a piece that came down... There are goblins and gnomes, but there are also humans and other races, adding up to 30 or 40, probably the engineering masters of the entire Brimstone City. Done,

It seems that these engineering masters did not expect to make such a big fuss in the end, and now they are all surrendering obediently.

Shaking his head helplessly, he looked at the empty defense seat.

"You can't find a suitable defender all of a sudden. You can defend yourself. Storm Eagle, tell me, obviously it has nothing to do with you, why did you jump out again."

"Those evil engineers are all enemies of nature, Jiji, that unnatural creation full of black cursed things (man-made giants made of black iron), that twisted existence with a roaring rotation is born to blaspheme the existence of nature (That fellow is a lumberjack, an enemy of nature for sure), woof, so our son of nature is going to purify the cursed earth (so we're going to kill him)..."

While trying to endure the common language with a strange accent in his mouth, there are often a few strange animal roars in the middle, and I tried to translate it into human words at first, looking at the bystanders who were also confused, I finally didn't want to. endured.

"Speak human words!! Otherwise, I will put you and Beifeng Aero together!!"

The half-dragon's hobby of sad wind has spread throughout the city of Sulphur Mountain. His vicious act of catching a druid as a sex object is even more shocking, and for the victim himself and his fellow druids , That man is the embodiment of real fear.

"He actually forgets that he is a human now, and thinks he is a dog!! Chasing his tail every day! What the hell did that half-dragon man do to him!!"

"The Evil Dragon", "Druid Natural Enemy" Beifeng Eero, the druids of Brimstone Mountain City call him that... It's the Great Druid Storm Eagle, hear this The name also shivered instinctively.

"We saw the iron giant, it's too against the teachings, my buddy said that he beat him, I thought about it, and felt that according to the book my grandfather left, he should really beat him, so I They beat him up, hehe."

Looking at the big Druid who was laughing, I...I have nothing to say, this time is indeed direct enough, but seeing this stupid face, I can't wait to beat him directly.

"Calm, calm, demeanor, demeanor, it's not the first time that these guys are unreliable, don't be angry with them...cough, okay, next, it's the Paladins who suddenly joined the battle, Tim , I can probably guess what you did."

"My lord, we have only fulfilled the duties and responsibilities of a paladin."

"Well, when you saw that big robot tearing down a city wall, you shouted 'Holy Light, that evil is worth fighting', "For Holy Light, charge", and then charged him? Then they demolished the other two city walls and more than 30 bungalows? "

Well, I can understand that it is really depressing that their original opportunity to "act as a chivalrous warrior" was robbed by the judicial authorities. It is rare to encounter an opportunity to make a move, and they will go all out to the end, but...

"I've only said half of it, why don't you explain how you and the Druid fought together? You think I don't know what happened between you and the Storm Eagle in the last streaking incident. Remember later. Send the repair bill to old Bill, hope his stomach is okay, the last time he vomited blood was really scary. Well, this time I tripled the bill and gave me a hard penalty."

Ignoring Tim's sullen face, I then turned my attention to a group of nervous young people.

"Lucas, you just transferred from a Paladin to a Justice Knight, why did you bring other Nanxiang students to participate in the trouble? You also picked up your former colleagues to clean up. Don't you know that law enforcement officers know the law and commit crimes plus one class?"

I am very optimistic about this young man, and I am really curious, why they all came to the rescue, and finally became a group fight between the Paladins and the Justice Knights, if I remember correctly, the relationship between Lucas and that Tim Should be fine.

"I...I have no problem with Big Brother Tim, and Big Brother has been taking care of us all the time. It's just that, in addition to Big Brother's third team, the first team of the Church of the Holy Church has also come, and they actually plan to save the hero. Meiqiu girl, all, I couldn't hold back all of a sudden..."

Others were confused, but I understood it instantly.

The first brigade in each region of the Templar Church, also known as the honor guard brigade, is not so much a battle paladin, but a handsome cavalry for ceremonial diplomacy.

The first brigade has only one task, to seek donations from local nobles and wealthy businessmen, and sensual ladies are often more willing to spend money. …

Therefore, every member of the first brigade is carefully selected. Well, the requirement is to be beautiful and good at diplomatic rhetoric. If you can accidentally make the noble ladies happy, it would be better to donate more.

Therefore, when the other teams were busy crusade against evil, the first team was busy with drinking parties and dealing with ladies. When the other teams were training under the scorching sun, the first team was doing group facial facials in the secret room... In addition, for the sake of appearance, the horses and armors of the first brigade are all maintained at the expense of the church. This differential treatment naturally makes the first brigade extremely bad in the eyes of other Paladins, but I have to say... ..

"It's so expensive to make a face mask and can't be reimbursed, okay? It's hard to keep your demeanor until you vomit at a wine party, okay! You bastards think that all ladies are beautiful? In fact, most of them are eaten like pigs, okay? That's greasy. No matter how disgusting you are, you have to endure it, and if you accidentally cut it off, it will become a diplomatic incident, okay?"

"The most important thing...don't look at the fact that there are always women on the side, in fact, in order to attract donations from ladies, the first brigade does not allow love at all, and they recite poems all day long, practice handsome skills, and try to pretend to be affectionate. Holy, even if you rarely meet a good woman, you can only watch it and not eat it!! This kind of mood is more uncomfortable than not being able to catch up!!"

Well, I didn't shout out the roaring body above... But it seems to have accidentally shaken out some dark history... Cough, I went to the first brigade when I was serving as a knight's attendant. , After that, they all mixed in the main battle force, but it took a year to reverse those weird habits.

"Don't blame this little brother, we can understand, we can understand." Mu En, the captain of the first brigade who rubbed his hands, was a handsome blond guy, not to mention, he instinctively shook his hair and threw a wink to the side.

While the man was disgusted, there was a woman who exclaimed "so handsome", but I cast a sympathetic look at her.

"Five-nine-style head shaking, six-three-style winking, it seems that the church hasn't changed much over the years. Judging from this proficiency, it is already master-level winking, and it needs to be practiced at least 300 times a day. ......I'm afraid I won't be able to speak normally, and I'm habitually winking at men, it's so miserable that it can't be more miserable."

So, I said to Lucas in a deep voice.

"Apologize to Captain Moon, now, immediately, immediately."

"No need, no need, little brother. We are all brothers in the order camp!" Mu En said this, his eyes were still floating, as if he was looking for a target in the audience, and then he was habitually winking again. Flutter.

As a senior and a past person, I know that it is a "foraging" instinct that has been honed, but in the eyes of the young and vigorous Lucas, it is an expression of disrespect.

"I...I definitely don't apologize!! Even if I can't be a justice knight, I...I'm not a human being! I'm going to be a black knight in the undead district!!"

Finally found a new faith, but found that he still had to bow to his old enemy. This young man (?) couldn't bear the severe reality, so he ran away in tears... However, he didn't make a mistake, undead There are only death knights in the district, no dark knights...

Cough, well, back to the topic, by this point, things are pretty clear.

At first, the engineers built giant robots, and then the city officials came to enforce the law, but they were suppressed by the mechanical giants with their huge size advantage. Then the druids went into chaos, and then the paladins came to eradicate the evil. At the same time, Tim. Taking advantage of the chaos and leading the team to find the Storm Eagle to settle the old accounts, the Druid and the Paladins started to work again.

Later, I thought that the first brigade that came to the rescue was taking the opportunity to pick up girls, and Nanxiang's trainee justice knights took revenge on the chaos... It's really messy. In the end, no one cares about the robot, and they all fight each other. Yes, this shows that he took the opportunity to deal with personal grievances.

If we really want to punish, this time, thousands of people will be imprisoned at once... and our prisons and detention centers are still in ruins, and this time there are no dead people... this time What a pure accident.

"Snapped!"

So, determined, I knocked down the gavel.

"The court is temporarily adjourned and all defendants are temporarily released. Without the approval of the Supreme Court, the suspects are not allowed to leave Sulphur Mountain City. The supplementary expenses will be shared equally by the people involved in the fight. At the same time, various units of the judicial system will speed up the repair work of the detention center and prison, and wait until they find the one After the culprit, Roland, the court will resume."

Well, in the end, it was all Roland's fault... and the indignant city officials were eager to try, apparently planning to catch Roland themselves.

"Looks like Roland won't come back... Eliza, do you think Rosie is better, or Robe is better?"

"..." Well, after that incident yesterday, she ignored me...

However, this trial made me make up my mind.

"If I'm not here, this group of guys will be turned upside down! Then, the members of the envoys are also decided this time, bring all these treasures, and repair the Roland No. 2 by the way, and completely turn the underground covenant upside down for me! !"

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