The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Cause and effect, or fate, does exist. If there is no external influence, the apple will eventually fall to the ground, decay, and turn into the seeds of the coming year.

And if a farmer comes to collect the apples, then, for the orchard and the apple itself, it is a natural fate, because the farmer is also a part of the orchard, and being harvested is the official expected fate of the apple.

But if a traveler from another place passes by the orchard and takes the apple, then the apple leaves with the traveler, the farmer cannot pick the apple, and everyone's fate is reversed because of the traveler's behavior.

And the traveler from another world is the traveler who changes the fate of everyone by walking around.

His actions were not on the line of this world, and his changes to the fate that should have been unchanged eventually had a series of effects.

The injustice has the head and the debt has the owner, and the causal fate that follows is borne by the transmigrator.

As for my system, it is collected and converted into evil/good points, and then, under my own will, it can affect the world with a mechanism similar to wishing.

Of course, this is just my own research, it may be correct, it may be wrong, but by chance, a game guide book from another world made this conjecture more possible.

"Ashe's Purgatory War is the name of this game, and this guide book from the lottery system records every bit of this classic game that has been in operation for 30 years."

And the name of the continent where I am now... is Ashe.

The world we live in is just a game in another world? I did not sigh or be surprised. There are long-standing precedents such as parallel world views, dreamers who dream of other worlds, prophets who travel through time and space constraints, and common sense on Ashe Continent, which is enough to explain all this.

And purgatory... Seven large-scale version updates represent seven subversions of this world.

In the seven world-annihilation catastrophe, the mainland became a purgatory on earth, and when I was full of confidence that I was a hero of destiny from another world, enough to change all this, I was surprised to find that in the third version of the After the update, Roland/Lan was actually the name of the last boss.

"Demon Lord Roland Lan. He returned from the abyss and hell with his demon army. They vowed to avenge all life. The endless army of the dead and demons sacked the entire continent, and countless lives were lost, and countless countries were because of this. destroy."

Roland Lan? Isn't that my name? I actually became the last boss to destroy the world! ?

Reality is not a game, the Demon King may not be defeated, or in other words, why would I, who was known as the Son of Radiance at the time, become a demon of evil and chaos.

But all this happened. The deepest darkness of the Holy Church, the betrayal of trusted people, and the fall of the royal family and nobles made me, a heroic paladin, gradually deviate from my faith and step into darkness.

But now that I know the fate of the fuck, as a transmigrator who controls my own destiny, how can I see all this happen.

So, I did more things in an attempt to change my destiny.

As a traveler with the power of cause and effect, it is not difficult to change the destiny of an individual, but it is not so easy to change the trajectory of the entire world.

After a series of "coincidences", my efforts were wasted, I failed, and the torrent of history, after easily crushing me, made everything return to a far point.

I am now,

After dying and dying, living as a lich in the world, naturally, he cannot become a demon king who tries to destroy the world, but unfortunately, my stupid twin brother, Cavens Lan, took the place of my ineffective brother. After a lot of shocking events, in the end, he entered the gate of hell alone.

Perhaps, it won't be long before I face the demon king named Cavans Lan.

So, no matter what, I'm going to live, even with this mutilated, soul-damaged mutilation, until the day Cavans returns.

Therefore, no matter what, I need power, no matter which world that power comes from, whether that power is bright and righteous...

"This is my Roland Lan's oath, I must clean up my mess! So, even if I get my hands dirty, even if I do anything, I will get enough evil points to resurrect myself, increase my strength, and clean up that stupid brother. "

"Lord Lich, excuse me, does this have anything to do with the status quo? Before being impassioned, please come back to reality and look back."

When I was excited, the companion next to me poured a basin of cold water down.

I looked back and saw that the dark elves who were chasing were approaching. Their eyes that hadn't slept all night were bloodshot, and the originally pretty face was full of hatred twists. Looking at this hateful gaze, now It doesn't seem like the time to be reasonable.

"Don't run, you bastards!"

"The old lady must tear you apart."

"Hehehe.... Give me that bone, give it to me! My mother's dowry, after 30 years of hard work, I returned to before liberation overnight!"

"Momo, I've already bought kelp and chili. I'm going to eat pork rib soup tonight... The pork ribs in front of me, did you hear that, you're the main dish today! Stop for Momo!"

It seems that the hatred value of yesterday's big explosion is really not low, and it is a fool not to run, so I added a floating technique to myself, and speeded up the pace in disguise.

This time, the game is relatively large. If it is caught by the fully armed urban management team this time, even if only the bones are left and cannot be torn apart, they will be dismantled and fed to the dogs.

But I'm not the only one being chased.

"Brother Bea, why are they chasing you? Are you selling fakes again?"

The Bea brothers are well-known profiteers among the greedy goblins. As long as they give money, contraband, and fake goods, they will sell them. Moreover, in order to save money and evade taxes, they don't even have a business license.

Of course, such unscrupulous businessmen have at least been attacked many times by the urban management brigade, and during the confrontation, we have also established a profound revolutionary friendship.

"Who knows what's wrong with this group of girls, it seems that some idiots have offended these crazy girls. Since yesterday afternoon, they have started to search the whole city for rectification. Criminals' 'severely cracked down on illegal businessmen and perverts, and gave Sulphur City a beautiful blue sky', bah!"

As an engineering master, Jinya Beya is the elder brother. At this time, his thick hair has been cut flat, and it seems that he is very unhappy that he has suffered an innocent disaster.

In my field of vision, although his appearance is unremarkable, it is impressive that he is already a level 59 Hobgoblin engineer, and he is only one step away from the golden rank of level 60.

"This group of girls is too powerful, a small city management team, all members are plate armor professions such as Templar Knights and Holy Sword Knights, and they are well equipped. Not to mention the dwarf mithril heavy armor, plus The racial talent of the dark elves to resist demons is already as hard as a steel can, and several captains actually have an artifact in their hands. With such equipment and lineup, it is enough to pull them to participate in the battle of gods and demons. What urban management do you do?"

Silver Hook Bea is the younger brother. His clothes were all on fire. During the arrest, all the alchemy utensils that were regarded as treasures were destroyed. He is also extremely annoyed now.

A level 57 alchemist was supposed to be good at curing diseases and saving people, but it was somewhat unreliable to be linked with goblins.

At least in my memory, half of the medicine that Silver Hook dispensed would explode, and the other half? It will explode if you don't eat it!

"Be patient, it's not a day or two that the three thousand city officials of Brimstone City have flattened the world. The gold coins that should be cursed, their equipment was not so perverted before! When I find out who broke the back of the brothers, in order to be a little bit stubborn. Xiaoli sold them such awesome equipment, I absolutely want him to be unable to get along in Brimstone City."

"Who else? Except for the big orange-headed dwarf in Hualiu Street, except for his master blacksmith who specializes in armor, who can make this level of mithril heavy armor, and when Laozi is free, he goes to smash his shop, Let him harm his brother!"

So, I didn't say anything. If my comrades knew that their holy swords were bought from me, they paid me an agency fee for selling heavy armor, and even enchanting their heavy armor would be a judicial transaction that would let me go. I'm afraid, Friends can't do it.

"Old cow, what's wrong with you? They don't always care about you. Why, they committed another crime recently?"

Running aside, there was a tall tauren warrior with a naive smile on his face, his simple eyes full of integrity and dazedness, as if he didn't know why he was being chased and killed.

"No, I just asked them for some milk to eat. Their tits are so big, and there must be a lot of milk. Isn't it normal for tauren to eat milk? Isn't it normal for tauren who love nature to not wear clothes? Why chase after them? I chop."

Although his face with the Chinese character looks very upright, and there is still a sense of grievance in his simple voice, he is a pervert. Although his face is upright and dazed, he is still a pervert who loves to run naked.

At this moment, he still has no strands, and his strong and wild body constantly arouses the screams of women on the roadside, and he can't stop waving his arms and greeting an object...

"The perverted Bull Demon King is out again!"

"Mom! It's scary! I can't get married!"

"Where? Where? Let the old lady see what size the small toothpick is, and it's swaying casually. Oh oh oh, it is indeed a tauren, so it is not a small toothpick, but a mace. The tauren in front stopped and let the old lady try it."

The screams and mysterious voices from behind made him even more proud. While running, he also performed various bodybuilding movements, causing various screams.

Although he is a pervert, others may not know it, but in my eyes, the tauren Xueho is actually a legendary warrior of level 89. I am afraid that in this city of brimstone, it can be regarded as the top group. .

But no matter how strong he is, he is still a pervert... Because it is very important, I have to say it twice.

"Damn! They actually have blessed silver arrows! Oros' Emperor's Sacred Sword, the Sword of Killing Angels, I have a dozen nameless anti-Evil Sacred Swords, and the Oran Empire, which is famous for its luxury, doesn't have any. They're outrageous."

The one who ran to the front was Lilith Milan, who was known as the noble son of the dark night. She was known throughout the city for being affectionate but not indiscriminate. She was the underground lover or dream lover of countless ladies in Brimstone City.

However, in the past, she was extremely embarrassed, who regarded her demeanor as her life. Even a vampire swordsman of the 72nd golden rank would only end up being crushed in front of a group of steel cans.

Yes, it's her, not him... People give away nicknames, crazy wild lilies, amorous Milan, moving obscene, female perverts.

Due to the suppression of the urban management team together, we formed the Alliance of Free Gentlemen (known as the Perverted Alliance in Jianghu), the King of Streaking Bull Heads, the Active Obscene, and the Explosive Brothers, which is another title of ours.

And when our companions were all arrested in this campaign of "strike hard against criminals in accordance with the law", or "strike hard" for short, we, the top leaders of the alliance with strong strength, became the last survivors.

"Crazy lich with water in his head! The weakest lich is a legend, turn back and kill those bitches with a big cracking technique."

"If it was three hundred years ago, I could still try it... Now my life box is damaged, and my control power is reduced. The big crack can be used, but it is not easy to control the casting target. I can't die, are you sure?"

The big crack is the trump card of the top mages. According to legend, whoever catches and destroys whoever will be killed, but I have no love for conventional spells, and now the phylactery is damaged. Of course, I can't use it, but I will not be soft-mouthed.

"Cut, it's useless!"

Sure enough, I mentioned the danger of losing control, and they wouldn't let me use it for fear of death.

But if I continue to be chased by the city officials like this, I am afraid that my reputation as a good person will be in vain, so I acted.

"Grease!"

The instant one-ring arcane spell spread a large layer of slippery thin oil in front of us all at once, but as a lich, using magic power to levitate is the basic, so I just floated over.

"...One ring of arcane spells is useful, and the guys behind them are the weakest and bronze rank."

In the unhappy eyes of Jinya, the first-ring arcane spell is meaningless to a warrior with a little strength.

But this common sense is for ordinary mage, I am not an ordinary mage.

"Bang!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Jin Ya fell to the ground with one foot, and then his feet kept slipping and he couldn't stand up.

"Golden Teeth, you're a mouthful, look at me... No, it's so slippery!!"

And then, his younger brother Yingou, who had just finished laughing at his elder brother, followed suit.

"I've improved."

It's not just an improvement, it's a rebuild at all.

Ordinary greasing is only a smooth oil extracted from animal fats, but what I make is a mechanical lubricating oil from another world. Moreover, the friction of the road surface has been adjusted to ensure zero friction.

After the level was locked and I couldn't master higher-level spells, I naturally put a lot of effort into the existing spells.

The ordinary greasy technique can be ignored by a slightly experienced fighter, and the new super greasy technique, although it is only a second-circle arcane technique, even the great fighters beyond the golden rank should be careful.

But my pride was immediately slapped in the face by the harsh reality.

"what!"

The cow actually used its hooves as a skateboard, and slid over it like a ski, while skating and winking. The seemingly cumbersome body was actually very well balanced.

"Well done, the crazy lich won't get water in his head by accident."

And the cunning vampire woman jumped on the back of the stupid cow and hitched a ride.

"Come on!"

Seeing the city management brigade approaching, we ignored Brother Bea, who was still rolling in the oil and picking up soap, and sped away.

As expected, the group of dark elf knight city administrators, heavily armored, fell into pieces one by one on the oil.

"Damn, why is it so slippery!!"

The vice-captain of the team, Victoria, stood up reluctantly, and as soon as she complained, she slipped again.

"Save me!" Brother Bea's cry for help came over.

The bull was planning to show off his muscles and save people in the past, but was pulled by Lilith to run fast.

"Those guys are wearing heavy armor and can't get through..."

"I'm not worried about them. If you find that you can't escape, you won't forget what Brother Bea is carrying, right?"

Niu Tou was just slow to react, not stupid, he patted his head, lowered his head and ran.

"Boom!!" The explosion behind it proved that our judgment was extremely correct.

Engineering and alchemy are inherently good at explosions. If you add a prefix like Goblin Engineering to the front, the probability of explosions will increase by at least ten times. Not to mention the Bea brothers will die together. There are too many messy things on them. Hit it a few times, drop it a few times, and it might explode directly.

"Bastard, catch these two idiots."

"They ran away, run after them!"

The smoke behind him lingered, and the lubricating oil made by the greasy technique added to the fire, but judging from the scolding from behind, such an unintended small-scale explosion could only be regarded as a small trouble for such a big knight in mithril and heavy armor. .

but……

"Greasiness technique!" "Greasiness technique!" "Greasiness technique"

So, our backs are smooth, stupid elves, you should carry heavy armor and slowly consider your balance skills.

"Death!!"

With a squeak, I found myself too happy too early.

The person who came from the street corner was not Diana, the captain of the urban management team. The holy sword silver Avenger in her hand was the one I sold to her before.

But when we hurriedly turned the direction, we found another street corner, a group of dark elf knights rushed out. The leader was Yawen, the deputy captain of the city management.

"Damn, it's a trap!"

The three parties meet, we are blocked!

"Bastard! I thought you were really a good person, but...the dress I just bought was all reimbursed!"

"And my snacks!"

"My makeup!"

"And Momo's Mimi!"

"Isn't your boobs always this small?"

"No! It's my pet cat! Also, my bust is at least bigger than yours."

"I'm a man. Compared with me, are you embarrassed?"

"I'm sorry, little brother, you're so girly, I really forgot that you're a man."

The noisy dark elf knights surrounded us from three directions, ignoring the dark elf siblings who had already quarreled. From that state of gearing up, they sharpened their swords.

And this situation is also in my expectation, and now the first and foremost is...

I rolled with a donkey, dodging a slash from behind, and then using a levitation technique, I just pulled up a foot in place, dodging the chasing rapier.

"Asshole, you really are dragging us down again! Is this the first time you dragged us down?!"

Unsurprisingly, behind him were the old cow who had an apologetic but merciless face, and the scolding mad woman vampire.

......Sure enough, the most important thing now is to get rid of these two idiots who are used to selling teammates. They are much more cunning and difficult than these dark elves. After finding out that I was the one who killed me this time, they will be even more merciless. sell me.

If I get caught in prison this time, even if the dark elves do not abuse the prisoners according to the law, the fellow inmates will take good care of me.

"Ah, absolutely can't be caught!"

In the siege of the top ten top fighters in Brimstone City, I dodged very embarrassedly, and the knights on the side were also happy to see dogs bite dogs, and they had a tendency to move stools to watch the play.

"Chance!"

But these pussies can understand the strong brotherhood that we forged in the oppressed, a look, between us, has been understood in the heart.

The bull grabbed me, grabbed Lilith, and threw us out.

"asshole!"

When the dark elf knights came to their senses, we had already escaped the siege, and the poor old cow, who was clearly the strongest, was pressed to the ground by a group of female knights because of the senseless principle that he didn't like hitting women.

"Old cow, I will remember your sacrifice!"

"Lich, what have you done!!"

"Yesterday they caught me and I bombed their barracks."

"Good job! I've wanted to do this for a long time."

I hehe, it seems very proud, and then I pointed it out.

"Mantra. Set!"

So, under my surprise, the unsuspecting female vampire froze.

My Power Word could only hold her for a few seconds, but it was enough.

Her show eyes were full of puzzlement, she had already escaped, why would she still be framed.

But then, I suddenly realized that this crazy lich Roland is famous for his inexplicable harm to others and himself, or else, as the incarnation of terror, how could the lich get the nickname of water in the head.

But with the arrival of the chasing soldiers, Lilith Milan, who was knocked down, was furious and incomprehensible. com has turned into empty talk.

After she was pressed by the dark elf knights chasing after her, the expected system notification sound finally came.

"Daily mission: Betrayal has been completed. Mission objective: Betray three comrades/friends/teammates who trust you, and the reward is determined according to the strength of the betrayal.

Mission completion status: Golden Teeth Bea, Silver Hook Bea, Lilith Milan, the three comprehensive combat powers are above the golden rank, and the total combat power far exceeds the current level of the host's current strength. The task completion is perfect, and the excess reward is 10 Point evil points. "

"Sure enough, framing you is the most worthwhile."

Well, the daily tasks are completed, the rewards are in hand, and the rest is the real time to run.

Walking to a secluded corner, I put on a special silver gold silk robe and a faceless silver iron mask, and stood there quietly, waiting for the arrival of the pursuers.

"I...X. Sorry, my lord!!"

Turning around the corner, in an instant, the indignant urban management team turned into obedient little girls in front of me.

Soon, when Diana and the others came over and saw me, the arrogance just now disappeared. It was as if she saw her immediate boss, all of them were as quiet as a chill, not daring to speak. Finally, as the team leader, she gathered up her courage.

"Lord Supreme Judge Sleepless, why are you here?"

Yes, I, the other identity of the lich Roland Lan, is the supreme law enforcer of the city, the Supreme Judge of the Sleepless. I am not their immediate boss, but the boss of their boss's boss.