The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Sulphur Mountain is a great place. This is recognized by the entire underground world.

To clarify exactly what kind of place Sulphur Mountain is, I am afraid, we must first clarify what the underground world is.

The land of exile, this is probably the consensus of all ground races.

The underground world is a hollow area under the Ashe Continent. Its area cannot be calculated, and the terrain is so complicated that it cannot be measured. It is said that there is a passage to the abyss of hell.

Initially, there were not many inhabitants, but as times changed, it became a gathering place for the expelled.

The elves exiled the dark elves here, the dwarves exiled the gray dwarves, the gnomes exiled the wild gnomes, and nearly 40% of the orcs were driven here by other races, and even the mighty dragons were exiled here. Red dragons, cunning black dragons, and volcanic giants are said to have been banished by the titans.

The overlord humans on the surface are of course no exception. Although they exiled all of the same kind, the ingredients are the most mixed, witches, heretics, cultists, wizards, necromancers, revolutionaries, demon worshipers, scientists, it seems that this underground world become their rubbish heap.

Time has passed, and today, the races in the underground world are complicated and impossible to count, but one thing is recognized.

Here, there is no order, the fist is the biggest, the winner is the king, and the loser is the slave.

Even in the chaotic chaotic camp, this is the most chaotic place. The underground world has been fighting for years, and the dungeon masters have been attacking the city and attacking the land, fighting non-stop.

They plundered territories, seized food, captured towns, and turned residents into slaves. Of course, the countries on the surface are similar, but due to the restraint of the Church of the Order of the Gods and the Kingdom Council, peace is the main theme after all, and the underground world, this The Land Abandoned by God has never stopped fighting.

And those who can survive in the chaotic dungeon are not weak when placed on the ground.

Well, according to the game guide, the underground world is a high-level dangerous area that is only open in the middle of the game, and players above level 40 are only allowed to enter in a team.

In most dungeons, due to the fact that the racial composition is too complex, one race often dominates other races.

But Sulphur Mountain City is a little different.

This mountain city located by the Sulphur River has a short history. It is only one hundred and three when it is full. In the eyes of the longevity race, it is just a flash of light.

But they have done what the surrounding underground lords have been unable to do for thousands of years.

There is no war, no aristocracy, no oppression.

There is not even a ruling race here. Although the city lord Adam Han used to be a very famous hero, as a human, he is the city lord alone. Human beings are considered a minority here, and this city does not even have the ruling class of nobles. .

And this guy, dubbed the guy with muscles in his head, is famous for having no interest in power and territory.

Different from the regular army in other dungeons, where there are more than 10,000 regular troops, there are only hundreds of honor guards and security guards in Brimstone Mountain City. The most powerful armed force is the city management and law enforcement brigade mainly composed of dark elves. No more than 800 people.

In the chaotic underground world, expectation of peace and weakness are synonyms. Backed by the Brimstone Mine, the weak defense of Brimstone Mountain City naturally attracted attacks from other dungeon masters.

But when a few wars were fought, there was no extra vision to aim at.

reason? The fist is hard enough.

No army? Actually it is not necessary.

Ain Metheus, the ancient red dragon with the "reputation" of the "Evil of Belon", lives in the sulfur veins behind the sulfur mountain city. This evil dragon who once destroyed several human empires, for some reason, has become this city. the guardian beast.

Adam Han, one of the most famous heroes of our time, once killed the undead emperor Yongye, and saved the world. Even in an underground city, he was alone and knocked down a dark elf dungeon abruptly. There, But there are 40,000 to 50,000 dark elves and hundreds of thousands of other races. He himself is probably the most famous enemy of all.

Legend has it that the Eternal Night Lord is the only demigod-level undead monarch in modern times, so Adam who can defeat him is naturally a demigod. Therefore, Adam is also one of the most powerful candidates in the contemporary era.

The great sage Margaret, with the honorary title of "Son of Heaven", the great sage who sealed the Eternal Night Lord together with Adam, is said to be an incredible existence who can summon an entire army of angels alone.

It is said that the underground lords who once attacked Sulphur Mountain City were 'dissuaded' by a giant without even seeing the city walls of Sulphur Mountain...

It is said that as long as the three giants of the Brimstone City still exist, the Brimstone Mountain City cannot be captured.

In my system, these three guys are all super bosses with a perfect template at level two or three hundred. Not to mention now, after three or four expansions, they are also super powerful characters, far from the surrounding ones. Eighty or ninety-level, barely able to enter the legendary city master can deal with.

And it is precisely because of this strong protection and the absence of oppressive classes that this place has become a pure land in the chaotic underground world.

Only force is not enough. As an administrator, the great sage manages this place in an orderly manner, and as the sleepless person of the chief judge, well, it is me, who created the most fair and just code in the whole of Ashe.

As for Adam, who is the city owner, most of the time, it is enough to just be his old job and be a mascot doing nothing.

By coincidence, I, who are familiar with the Big Three, are also one of the founders of Sulphur Mountain City.

When I was questioned by the city management before, I didn't lie, I was a good employee with a serious job, and I had a regular job as the highest judge of Sulphur Mountain City!

Although with the three deaths, most of the memories have become fragmented, but the memories are irretrievable, and the carriers needed for knowledge are not many, and most of them are left behind.

The legal knowledge of my previous life as a lawyer and a judge made me ahead of this era in terms of theory and experience. Therefore, the code and judicial system I formulated for Sulphur Mountain City have become a model for the code of the entire underground world, and even the surface world has sent scholars to learn the reference.

Racial conflict caused by multi-racial mixing? I copied Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" and engraved it on the city square and city gate. Everyone must read one when entering and leaving the city. This is just the first step.

At the legal level, I set racial discrimination as a felony, and then borrowed a series of policies to deal with racial conflicts, and then used a few idiots with little eyes to kill chickens and monkeys. At least on the surface, Sulphur Mountain City has realized the whole Ashe Continent. Incredible racial equality.

And as I am interested in sociology, I know that as long as a rule is approved and recognized on the surface, and then runs for enough time, when the world has become accustomed to its existence, it will become the real morality and law.

As an undead, the most important thing for me is time and energy. Through years of subtle influence, at least in Brimstone City, everyone has formed the same subconscious.

The relatively harmonious ethnic relationship is the cornerstone of the prosperity of Sulphur Mountain City, and the next step is public security.

Murder and robbery? In other dungeons, it is enough to lose money to kill people, and many wealthy businessmen and nobles do not regard foreigners as people at all. But here in me, in this city without nobles, there is a death sentence without forgiveness. Therefore, under the heavy punishment, the law and order has effectively improved.

Of course, the necessary violence is indispensable. A strange dark elf knight who was expelled from his hometown because of his belief in the Holy Light has become the best foundation for the security force, and I have also invested a lot of resources to make it a citizen Trusted Defender.

Although sometimes I regret it, because the urban management troops are too well equipped and strong, my daily tasks have become more and more difficult to do, and the frequency of being locked in has become more and more frequent... ..cough, no need to talk about shooting yourself in the foot, let's continue to talk about this new-era dungeon that embodies the hard work of traversers.

The most troublesome belief conflict in other regions? Hehe, it is indeed difficult to deal with other cities, because in the continent of Ashe where there is a true god, their rulers are often already believers of a certain god. After setting a position, how can they maintain justice, and if they become one party against the other The oppression of one party naturally leads to constant conflict.

And in this city... Among the three giants, the red dragon Ashoskra believes in gold coins, the city lord Adam Han is a very famous unbeliever, the sage Lord believes in knowledge and Adam... .

Well, that's right, Lord Sage has "secretly loved" Lord Brave for a long time. The secret love is so well known to the world that Xiaohong and I, who are secretly in love with that tree, can't stand it anymore. That's why we have two big troubles. wedding.

Of course, I don't deny that it is my own selfishness. In addition to the evil points that cause huge chaos, seeing Adam's stupid face that is about to cry is the most pleasant thing.

Well, off topic again, let's move on to our dungeons.

The beliefs of the Big Three themselves are not reliable, and if I want to reluctantly say that I have beliefs, it is also the spirit of the previous legal system such as "let the criminals get what they deserve" and "let the innocent be protected by the law". The mountain city offers incredible freedom of belief.

"Freedom of belief is an individual's will. Preaching is allowed in the city, but no religious institution can use force. Violators will be expelled from the Sulphur Mountain City."

There are people who believe in demons, believe in holy light, and believe in the mother earth. There are countless altars and temples, but as long as they bully others in the name of faith, it is still a heavy punishment by criminal law.

And when other dungeons are constantly intriguing, life-and-death political power grabs, religious wars between churches, and wanton plundering of the weak by the strong, our Sulphur Mountain City has extremely stable governance, a sound legal system, and high administrative efficiency. Peace and order have attracted countless residents and businessmen, making it more prosperous, and naturally it has become a so-called underground paradise.

In fact, it doesn't mean that this place is really good, it's just that other dungeons are too messy, so it's better to set off this place.

The dungeons and underground worlds, which are symbols of chaos, continue to allow resources and talents to flow into our city-state, so the city of Sulphur Mountain is even more prosperous.

Even the Holy Church on the ground was amazed at the peace in this chaotic place, and sent paladins and priests to come to learn from the scriptures, and some paladins were shocked by the state of multi-racial coexistence, and even willing to stay here, while learning "Saint" The Book of Gifts of Light", while spreading the brilliance of the Holy Light and influencing "evil underground dwellers".

But these paladins and priests are what I hate the most as a lich. Sometimes, I can't wait to take off my mask and tell them that you are regarded as "the Holy Light's gift of order collection", an evil and chaotic lich Made by hand, will some people's beliefs collapse because of this.

At this time, while being arrested, this skin has become my best barrier.

No one would have guessed that the just, honest, and never wrong Supreme Judge Sleepless was actually the same person as the lich Roland who was always making trouble and was even treated as his head.

When I was president of the Supreme Court, I insisted on wearing a mask no matter what, because because of the existence of this unreliable evil lich system, I was destined to be unable to maintain the majesty, and as the referee who holds the balance, majesty and authority is the most important.

Codes without authority and fear are just scraps of paper.

At this moment, the majesty accumulated over the years has played a role.

Now, I stand here, without saying a word, and my feet and stomach are trembling, let alone the courage to test the authenticity of the city management team.

I turned to look at Diana, the lead squadron leader.

"Big... lord!!"

Yes, the voice is also trembling, really guilty.

I am the boss of their boss’s boss’s boss, but it’s definitely not just a higher official rank than them. They are members of the Urban Management Law Enforcement Brigade, which is a subordinate agency of the Law Enforcement Department, and the Law Enforcement Department is the Supreme Court. , and I, The Sleepless, am the Supreme Justice and President of the Supreme Court.

In the code I formulated, the urban management law enforcement brigade, which is a lower-level law enforcement agency, has no independent law enforcement power. They can only follow the command of the higher-level agency. If they want to carry out large-scale law enforcement operations such as "strike hard", they must report to law enforcement. The Department of Law, and the Department of Law Enforcement, at least report to the Supreme Court.

And I, as the president of the Supreme Court, have yet to receive the filing documents!

"...Urban behavior?"

Of course, it was an act of ultra vires. The city management headquarters that I blew up yesterday started to crack down on it today. How could there be time to declare and approve it step by step? Even if you want to declare, you must first sort out the application documents from the rubble. This is a big project!

I seemed to be muttering to myself, but Diana's face went pale for a moment.

"No matter how gorgeous the rhetorical words are, the power of law enforcement is the violent behavior of public power, and the enforcer is the ruler's violent tool. If this tool has its own brain and acts recklessly, then this tool will also be scrapped."

This is my famous saying, and it is a warning on the first page of every urban management personnel's work manual.

It is estimated that they planned to make a surprise attack first, and then make up the procedure afterwards. In the past, the Law Enforcement Department and the Supreme Court would turn a blind eye, but unfortunately, they did not expect my sudden appearance and was caught by the boss. on.

I just looked at them quietly, the dark elves who were originally swarthy, have pale faces and can compare with the undead.

Ultraviolet law enforcement? Regardless of the consequences and reasons, the nature of the law enforcement force's unauthorized action is extremely bad. You can overstep your authority to strike hard today, and can you overstep your authority to besiege the City Lord's Mansion tomorrow?

According to the laws of Brimstone City, the cheapest end for these guys who overstep the law is to be expelled from Brimstone Mountain City.

The dark elves are in a desperate situation. If they encounter other officers, they can be accommodating. Afterwards, the treatment can be big or small. This one, the miracle creator who turned the emptiness of the code of justice into a real power like holy light, He himself, the symbol of the Code, has never heard of him having a precedent for letting go and accommodating.

Diana, the captain of the city defense force, had a bitter face, but it was time to stand up.

"Could it be that after working so hard for so long, the 'evil' dark elf was finally recognized by the citizens, and did it fall short? After leaving the city, I have to go outside to spend those bloody and slaughtered days... I should How can I explain it to my sister who trusts me?"

The girl's red lips were biting blood, and her purple eyes were full of tears. She recalled the days when she was fighting outside, and she and her family were about to be expelled from the happy home and the good days she had finally found. The dark elf was pretty and charming. His face was full of painful distortions.

"My lord...it's my own decision! If you want to punish me, please punish me alone!" The strong city management team leader dropped his dignity and knelt down to beg for mercy.

"Miss Diana!"

"It's not the eldest sister's fault, we are also for the security of Sulphur Mountain City!"

"Yes, why punish us!"

Surrounding their captain, the surrounding city management knights were excited, some people had already started to glare at me, and it seemed that there was a tendency to become disobedient or riot, so...

"Curse: Silence!!"

As my words fell, inexplicable mana came into play. In the void, a silver mallet fell, and the whole earth was shocked.

And as the silver ripples spread out, not only did all the voices disappear, but the excitement and anger of the crowd also vanished.

In this miraculous world, when belief in the concepts of order and light can be a source of strength, how can belief in law and justice lack the support of supernatural powers.

Although, when I was in the trial, when the fourth soul emblem, the law of justice, condensed, the most surprising person was probably me. This undoubtedly shows that the code of justice created by me has been recognized by the root of this world. become part of the force of order.

Laws are power, words exist, the rules of this world are laws, we are in charge of rules and codes, and my words are the rules of this world.

This is the magic spell.

Combining the law and magic, the original incantation, although born out of the magician's mantra and the priest's discipline magic, is much more powerful as long as it meets the harsh conditions of use.

At this moment, I am deciding the case, these city officials are the defendants, and this narrow alley is my court.

When I say silence, all sentient beings must calm down and listen to my mantra.

The natural anti-magic talent of the dark elves is meaningless in front of the words of my spell. No one heard their words. It was as if their body and mind were immersed in ice water.

Only then did they remember that what was in front of them was not only the supreme justice, but also a bottomless archmage.

He combined magic and law to formulate the magic spell, which has become a unique rule-based magic, and has gained a great reputation. It has even attracted the archbishops and sages on the surface to learn. The Supreme Court has become a golden powerhouse to practice magic spells. Mysterious sanctuary.

The three advanced occupations he founded, namely, the fair knight, the judge, and the spellcaster, are comparable to the Holy Light Knight, the Cardinal Archbishop, and the Ascetic, which the Holy Church is proud of.

"It's scary...my anti-magic skin was ignored."

"I can't analyze the magic level, and I can't even feel the magic fluctuations, but at least it is a sanctuary."

In their eyes, disobedience is equivalent to challenging the public authority of the entire Sulphur Mountain City. Even if they run away, they may not be able to escape from the hand of the judge. The dark elves are placed in front of them, and it seems that they are bound to be exiled.

In the face of desperation, everyone bowed their heads, waiting for my hair to fall.

"My lord! Considering that I have served Sulphur Mountain City for so many years, please punish me only!" Diana knelt down with a cry.

The highly respected female knight knelt down, how could the other knights stand up, so she knelt down in front of her.

Ouch, I'm a little moved when I see the scene where the sisters are deeply in love now.

In fact, Diana, the captain of the urban management team, is also a level 81 legendary great knight, and her absolute strength is still higher than that of me now.

The enchantment of this silver robe was made in my heyday. It was originally designed to scare people. Later, when I became a judge, it was used to put pressure on criminals. After comprehending the spell, the fine robe I was wearing at that time was inexplicably successful. A sub-artifact.

[Sub-artifact; Majesty of Justice (bound)]

[Defense: 10 points (Steel plate armor only has 5 points of defense, and the defense of cloth armor robes reaching this level is outrageous. 】

[One of the special effects: The sinner's self-trial: Make the perpetrator guilty and guilty, and as time goes by, it becomes more and more obvious that he falls into a state of fear and helplessness. The heavier the crime and the more guilt, the better the effect. The innocent ignore the effect. 】

[The second special effect of the judge's iron face: the wearer's charm is constant at 100, and the effect of resisting charm, detection, and illusion spells +20. 】

[The third special effect is that the wearer's condition is not enough to activate. 】

[The fourth special effect wearer's strength is not enough to open. 】

[The weight of the cursed gavel of the artifact: The wearer must have the identity of a judicial person and a law enforcer, and perform their duties impartially together. Once the law is violated for personal reasons, the robe will turn into a fire that never goes out, destroying the wearer's soul and flesh. 】

【“Please use your power carefully. The fall of the gavel determines not only the rise and fall of individuals, but also the majesty of justice and justice—the Supreme Court sleepless.”]

In the continent of Ashe, the equipment above the sub-artifact is so troublesome, the effect is single and powerful, and it must also be accompanied by the curse of the troublesome artifact.

This robe is just like that. The magic effect and intelligence bonus that normal robes almost inevitably increase are useless at all, but they add several extremely powerful special effects.

One of the special effects saved me a lot of trouble during the trial. No matter what serial murderer or a gangster, as long as there is still a trace of conscience, in front of me, it is a huddled chicken. The second effect , which is equivalent to directly ignoring the investigation of my true identity.

As for the cursed artifact that cannot violate the law and cannot lie, it is no big deal to me. First of all, I was originally a bachelor, so why did I bend the law for personal reasons?

Taking a step back, if you want to deceive people, misleading words like a game of words are enough. Lies that may be exposed at any time will fall into the lower layers instead.

"I never lie, but that doesn't mean you can understand the true meaning of my words. Don't blame me if you misunderstand." After the curse of the sub-artifact was invalid for me, its power was real.

Today, the law enforcers who believe in the Holy Light have overstepped their authority to enforce the law, and the guilt in their hearts has turned into invisible shackles and burdens under the power of the sub-artifact, pressing them down and unable to straighten their bodies.

I guess, just standing there, the pressure I put on the opponent will not be lower than Longwei, and it will be further deepened with the trial, but if I continue to force it now, I might see girls wetting their pants in the street. .

It's almost enough, it's really urgent, the dog will jump over the wall, and I don't plan to drive them out of the city.

So, I turned around and left, leaving a sentence behind.

"I just came to pass by and I didn't see anything. I'll ask your captain to complete the formalities tomorrow."

As soon as the words fell, there were tears of joy and thanks from behind.

"Thank you sir!!"

And just as I turned the corner, the elves had collapsed, and some were crying together, celebrating the crisis, but under my mask, I smiled.

"Lord Sleepless looks scary, but he's actually a good guy."

"It was so scary just now! Momo felt like she was suffocating. Sister Ana asked Momo to rely on her."

"Damn girl, don't touch it, you are so lustful, go find that Lilith Milan."

The eavesdropping gadgets I left behind... ahem, the naughty wind brought their talk to my ears.

"It is also the responsibility of the boss to listen carefully to the complaints of the subordinates. I don't know who speaks ill of me. What if the shoes are worn by the wrong person... This little girl is called Daisy, right? She really speaks. Of course I'm a good person." So I was in a much better mood and decided to make the punishment lighter, but right away, I knew that my mood would get worse again.

For, on that street corner, my faithful maid Eliza had been waiting for a long time.

"Master, have you changed your sex? You actually let them go?"

"The law is dead, people are alive, and the law without flexibility and humanity will sooner or later be forced into anger and resentment. Their own actions and motives are innocent, but the procedure is illegal. , Raise the bar high and drop it gently, this is the official way of the high-ranking people, learn more,"

"The truth?" The maid with a vicious tongue, my most loyal dog-leg No. 1, cocked her mouth in disdain, ignoring my words and complacency again.

"....It's boring to play to death at one time, haha, today is really a bumper harvest, not only the daily tasks are a big success, but also the handles and favors of the urban management team, hehe, little girls, see how I clean up you tomorrow, how dare you Take away the food from my Po's mouth."

Of course I remember that chick named Diana, the wicked bitch who took Po's bones from me.

Tomorrow, when you report to the Supreme Court, I will let you know what it means to make things difficult for your boss, what is non-violent sexual harassment, and what is no misery in the office!

kick you out of town? The dark elf paladins who believe in the Holy Light are probably the only one in the entire underground world, so I am not missing some rare toys and useful tools.

Eliza sighed helplessly.

"Sure enough, you really can't keep expectations for your conscience, you are really bad at home."

"No, I'm a good person! One day, I will turn evil points into justice points, and then work hard to do good, then I can also have a good reputation!"

In a sense, this is also forced by the messy system... To earn points, you have to do bad things, but doing bad things has a good reputation, so I even have to wear an iron mask to go to work... ...

It's okay, it's unbearable, or...

"...It's all those damn masks and robes, and they're still artifact suits, so that the beautiful woman will either be scared to death like before, or her feet will tremble and urinate, and it will make me look old. Now, I don't even have a girlfriend."

"No, it's not the mask and the dress that's wrong, it's your head, the undead lich looking for a girlfriend?,... Hehe, this joke is really hard to laugh at, right, it is said that when you are still When I was a human, I was always a bachelor... Although the reality is cruel, please don't run away from reality."

"Hmph, I'm not afraid to scare you, there are still girls who want to marry me."

"Whoops, what kind of necrophilia is so heavy... No, I understand, it must be a naive little loli who promises to marry if you give me candy, but it's not popular enough to deceive the little girl. It's too pitiful for Loli to satisfy her dignity... Oops, master, why is your face so ugly, could Eliza guess right again."

"Bastard Eliza! I...I want to be a good person too! I want a girlfriend too!"

So... this time, the residents of Sulphur Mountain City were fortunate enough to see their Supreme Court President burst into tears.