The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Looking at the docile "girl" in front of me, I was very confused.

I once thought that if I meet a big man in history, can I use the advantages of the prophets and take advantage of the advantages of the prophets like the seniors in the legendary stories, but now I finally meet a big man in history, or a super big man, I was so confused that I could not start.

According to mainstream time-travel novels, in the face of a big man in history, I should either work hard to hug my thighs and have a good relationship with her, and I will be rewarded in the future, or I should take advantage of the other party's undeveloped body and give me a shock, and then shock, crazy Zhen, throwing large sums of money, worrying about other people's urgency, recovering this future powerhouse as the team......

But the time-travel novel didn't say anything about the current situation. I don't need her to give anything in return, let alone the so-called follower brother. I give in vain without expecting anything in return, and just cultivate a possible future strong enemy? Seems a little silly.

If there was a development that I liked in ghost and animal novels, I should have laughed twice at this time, then took out a candle and a leather whip from behind, stretched out Lushan's hand, and said, "Hehe, your sister is in my hand, you understand. "...But I'm afraid, if the plot develops like this, Eliza and the others who are eavesdropping on the outside will immediately come in, and even if I want to make a mistake, I don't have the tools to commit the crime... inexplicable. Compassion comes from the heart, the will of the universe, can we have a discussion and don't use this stalk again in the future, it's really distressing!

Well, if this is a story that happened in a man's forbidden area, at this time, I will see that I am overwhelmed by the beauty and kindness of "her". After falling in love at first sight, I am fascinated by it without hesitation. Whether to help him restore his male identity, or just come together like this, depends on whether the story classification chosen by the author is "normal" or "X beautiful".

Of course, if the author wants to be abusive, it is estimated that my fate will be miserable all the way home. If the author intends to come to pure love, maybe we will have multiple childhood sweethearts and previous marriage identities, and then the road will be bumpy... .. It seems that in that plane, the male protagonist has never had a good life.

Well, if this is some anti-Japanese drama, then, at this time, she and I should take out three or eight big covers, roll and shoot while rolling, and in the end, our clothes are not torn, and we start unscathed. Close to hand-to-hand combat, in the end, whoever is the unlucky devil Fang should be torn apart before the budget is exhausted...

If this is the eight o'clock in a certain country, Victoria should have a leukemia attack by now, or be hit by a bullock cart, or be troubled by an evil mother-in-law. If the story is filmed long enough, an old doctor will jump out and shout "Actually You are brothers and sisters"...... It seems that this ending is good, at least it is the heroine who is miserable.

If this is a detective drama, there will be a scream outside at this time, and then I can proudly shout "the murderer is by our side", and then start the commentary of Barabara, um, this seems to be a good mix of words and numbers the means....

"grown ups?"

The gentle voice echoed in the room. As the master, she started to be in a daze from the moment she entered the room. Although it was very rude, Victoria took this opportunity to take a good look at this mysterious man.

Although the thick robe and the silver mask covered everything, sometimes, the frequency of heartbeat, eyesight, habitual movements, and even just the frequency of fingers beating on the table would reveal a lot to those who were good at observing.

Victor, no, it should be Victoria now, and he thinks that he is still very good in this regard, but more than ten minutes later, he still has nothing.

"As expected of the great sage who created the power of the law with one hand, there is no heartbeat, introverted eyes, and no superfluous movements.

The whole person is like a dead tree sitting in meditation, unable to see anything. "

In Victoria's understanding, she has been strangely calm since she came in. It is the sleepless person who is considering his own patience. While observing the other party, he is also being observed by the other party. Although the pupils behind the mask are dim, they seem to have See it for yourself.

In the small space, the invisible coercion continued to increase. After more than ten minutes, Victoria, who finally couldn't bear it, broke the peace first, which was equivalent to voluntarily admitting defeat in this little game of patience.

"Sir? Do you have something to talk to me about?"

As for me, I don't know that the other party's psychology has already turned around, but I call someone in and get distracted. It's obviously very rude, and I'm naturally a little embarrassed.

"Cough, can you tell me about your past? Including your sister."

Even in order not to be regarded as a spy, Victoria would not hide it, and soon, I confirmed my guess, it turned out that Queen Victoria (male) became a priestess Victoria, which is still the influence of my butterfly.

I took the time to look up the guidebook before, how could there be so few relevant records of such an important "historical" figure as Queen Victoria, and then, I found a black under the lights... The epic hero, the Knight of the Moon, Anna.

Yes, the captain of the city comprehensive security management unit (city management for short) that I built out of my interest, that silly knight who is always caught by me, according to the records of "historical", will indeed be quick in future wars. He grew up and became the former general of the Imperial Guard of the Dark Elves, and the most trusted general of the Queen of the Moon, Victoria.

"Where the bright moonlight can reach, all the filth will be invisible. The female knight from the evil spirit crosses the boundaries of race and skin color and becomes the embodiment of holiness and justice."

Seeing this, I was shocked. I actually turned the powerful and perfect female knight in history, in the peaceful life of the Sulphur Mountain City for decades, into a punctual card shouting slogans to go out for a fuck, taking advantage of the rare sunny day to wear clothes quickly, Watching fresh snacks grit their teeth and hold back the dowry girl...

However, personally, I prefer a girly guy who is easy to grab than an epic hero who has no intimacy at all...

Cough, seems to be digressing again, let's get back to the topic... The Moon Knight is the most trusted sword of the Queen of the Moon, and now the reason is in front of you, the only sister, naturally trusted to the end.

From Victoria's words, I have almost sorted out the reasons. If the Queen of the Moon in history is accompanied by a legendary sister, even a "despicable male" can still be in the Sphinx family. Grow up smoothly, and get in touch with magic and knowledge from the outside world. Facing the harsh reality and future, she made up her mind to change everything. Due to the reality that dark elf males are destined to be unable to ascend, she disguised herself as a woman, and with the help of her sister, she gathered her own forces and gradually Superior...

But here, because of the escape of his sister, he directly caused him to become an outcast of the whole family. From the point of view of the lack of elastic muscles, Victoria obviously lacks the talent to become a warrior, and if you become a mage, it will cost money, or astronomical Numbers burn money, and Victor, who is alone and poor, is very reluctant to keep his pocket money from being robbed. How can he come into contact with magic, and the lack of power has led to his status in the family lower and lower.

"Haha, it's funny to say that, if it wasn't for being punished by God to become a woman and awakening the talent of divine arts, perhaps I would have become a plaything on the bed of a certain mistress. However, a little priest in the silver rank is still a A plaything of a big man. My lord, now, I am your property, and I don't know what you plan to do with me."

"Girl" has a sad face, but it is even more charming. The soft voice that seems to be pleading is more likely to arouse a man's desire to conquer. Suddenly, I remembered the small theater that I had just made up.

"Gaga, your sister is under my command, you know... I'm sorry, I'm talking too much." This face is too dangerous, and I almost accidentally said my heart...

I looked outside the door, there seemed to be a commotion, but fortunately, even if I stopped, I didn't rush in.

"so you......"

Speaking of this, I am really worried. According to my expectations, such a dangerous existence should fall as far as possible, but Victoria, as the Queen of the Moon in history, has nothing to say regardless of her ability or potential. Yes, it's a pity that it's so idle.

It is enough to make the epic hero into a dull female man, and it is too wasteful to make the queen into a rice bug.

"You can follow your sister first, but I don't support idlers here. What are you good at? I'll help you find a job."

"...The maid skills that male dark elves must learn, in fact, can be applied to both men and women... I have a high evaluation in this regard, and now you are my master again , if you have any needs, I..." Speaking of this, the "girl" lowered her head embarrassedly, the red glow rose to her ears, her cheeks were full of spring, and the elf's ears twitched, Very cute, this is a rare morality among the dark elves, but......

"I'm sorry!" I stood up, approached the wall, and then... slammed into it hard.

"Clap clap!" The whole building was shaking, and soon after, such an earthquake happened countless times in this small camp. Gay men looked at the big bag on their friend's head and showed understanding. smile.

"He's a man, Roland, hold on, even if she's the most beautiful you've ever seen, he's still a man, that is, he's a woman in body, but he's still a man, you, Roland, are by no means gay! J Absolutely not!"

While meditating in my mind, I have infinite sympathy for the king of winter wolves who has been famous in history...every day facing such a face, such a lovely temperament, it is too easy to bend...

"Okay, go on, what else are you good at? I won't talk about Rose's trick."

"But... my lord, is your head okay?"

"It's okay, keep talking."

Seeing this man who had turned more than 200 degrees and had a ridiculously crooked neck, Victoria could only sigh in her heart, "Lord Sleepless is really amazing, with his neck crooked at that angle, a normal person should have hung up long ago, but he seems to be completely no feeling."

"I learned very badly about interrogation and poisoning. The instructor said that I have no talent. However, I am the strongest in the academy in history, strategy and military. Well, I am also the strongest in the entire city of Menzoberran."

Hearing this, I cheered up and participated in the history. This military strategy and political history are the strongest. Maybe the dark elves are the strongest. Well, maybe this time I really found a treasure.

"Then help me analyze the current situation of the underground covenant."

"That...the Scepter of Eternal Night should be the game set by the adults."

"Um?"

This Eternal Night Scepter was sent by me personally, and Tao was directly under tremendous pressure, and even almost turned his face with Moriel, and as time went on, the trouble continued, which showed that he was cheating him, saying It's not wrong for me to lay out the layout. If it is only analyzed to this point, I am afraid that the Queen of the Moon is really lost by the butterfly's wings.

"Then, my lord, are you planning to raid Moriel, the Dragon Queen? If so, please give up. You underestimate the overlord of the dungeon. This is a trap they laid!"