The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

In ancient times, when the strategists faced the lords who visited the cottage, they often said that the situation of the other party was extremely difficult, as if they would overturn and die at any time.

Anyone can feel a sense of fear, and when their life is threatened, they will be extremely vigilant, and when the lords hear from the counselors that their life is on the line, no matter how dismissive they are, they will pursue it to the end. It's really dangerous, and it's natural to look to the strategist for a life-saving straw.

As the opinions of the strategists are more valued and the crisis is over, the identity of the strategists will naturally rise, and the new opinions will be paid more and more attention, and they will quickly rise to the top.

The so-called "being ordered to defeat the army, and being ordered to be in a difficult situation" probably refers to such a situation, which has nothing to do with the incident itself, but is just a technique used by the strategists to attract the attention of the lord. The better the set of skills.

"Sir, save me/teach me." It seems that, according to this little girl's script, I should shout this sentence now.

Then she would analyze for me how the Lion King and the Dragon Queen pretended to fall out. As long as we took the initiative, we would start a propaganda war and publicize us as invaders dispatched from the ground and internal destroyers of the covenant. The vigilance and hostility of the covenant, and then personally take action, force us to the corner, and it will be too late to leave.

But if that's the case, I'd be underestimating my sleepless person too much.

"Understood, you should live with your sister first, you should have a lot to say."

"I..." In the face of my unexpected indifference, Victoria got up excitedly, her face full of urgency and she was about to say something, but looking at me, who was still expressionless, she reluctantly said goodbye and left.

"Eliza."

"..."

"If you don't come out, your salary for next month will be gone."

"...Master, please pay off my salary for this month last year, and then talk about that."

"Cough, Eliza, what do you think, a gift from this dark elf."

"My lord, there must be something strange about this matter." Eliza said with a blank expression as she adjusted her glasses and approached my ear.

"...Nonsense, the kindness of the dark elf is as barren as that girl's chest. I'm asking you what you think about the Dragon Queen."

"My lord, the original proverb is 'the goodwill of a dark elf is as false as the reason of an orc', and laughing at her natural flaws is not what a gentleman who respects women should do. She will be sad when you say this, "

Even so, Eliza's tone was obviously relaxed by two points. "However, from my personal opinion, what she said is mostly true."

"reason?"

"intuition."

"Hehe, my intuition, your sister, don't tell me, you haven't received the intelligence and analysis from the 'bystander'."

As a diplomatic envoy, it is not good to be a blind man in a place where you make a living, especially a place full of hostility.

As soon as I entered the city, the bystanders of my intelligence organization broke into pieces and began to collect intelligence. According to my understanding of their work efficiency, all kinds of reports should have filled Eliza's desk by now.

"...The Lion King and the Dragon Queen really started, and the fight was still fierce. The news that half of the Lion King's mansion was demolished is not false, but it is precisely because of this that it must be a show."

"Is it too soon? Is it too obvious? Yes, there are still more than 20 days until the auction period,

It is completely possible to study together now, and even if a dispute does occur, it will not break out now. "

"No, it's just. If it really broke the face, the Dragon Queen, who was two steps taller, would have grabbed something and ran away, and now the scepter is still in the hands of the Lion King, it's enough to explain everything. Moreover, the two top strongmen If they start a war, the entire block where the Lion King's Mansion is located should be completely destroyed, not just the mansion half-destroyed, this is a play, let us take action and make us the public enemy of the Covenant."

I nodded with satisfaction, and what Eliza said was exactly what I thought.

From the very beginning, our Brimstone Mountain City is a foreign object in the underground world. If we really join the covenant, it may not be a good thing for the existing overlords, especially the Lion King and Dragon Queen who already have hatred.

I can collude with Kaya and Elul, and I can throw the big trouble of the Scepter of Eternal Night to attract firepower and share the pressure. Thao and Moriel are not fools, and their strategists are not so bad that they can't even see the situation. Qing, of course, will not allow us to successfully enter the covenant, and it is inevitable that we will make trouble under the shadows.

Even if this incident wasn't a trap, I just contacted Kaya and Estner, and I didn't want to be involved.

We are newcomers, or newcomers who do not belong to any racial force, and it is inevitable to be vigilant and guarded.

And if we take the initiative to attack the Dragon Queen, then, as long as we publicize our ambition to ascend to the top and the birth of Adam's earthly people, we can be greatly vigilant and hostile from the neutral city lord, and as long as the hostility reaches a certain level, then Coupled with the instigation of the overlord, it is possible to expel the covenant or even cause public outrage to be crusades by the entire covenant.

"Is it the best option to stay in the camp obediently? Oh, it really makes people powerless."

"Yes, as the auction and the annual league meeting approach, the pressure on Tao will increase, and we will stay away from the center of trouble. Doing nothing now and waiting patiently is the most appropriate course of action."

"Hehe, it's not a good habit to leave the initiative to your opponent... Inform those guys that you can go out on the street freely from tomorrow, make trouble for me, and if you see something that is not pleasing to the eye, just take care of it and make trouble for me. Out of the prestige of Sulphur Mountain City. It’s enough not to suffer any losses, if you can’t beat it, call for reinforcements, or if you can’t do it, escape to the camp for me, and I will bear it when the sky falls.”

Hearing this, Eliza took a deep breath, her face full of surprise.

"You let those perverts make trouble at will? Let those single-cell knights take to the streets to enforce the law? Let those law mad believers take to the streets to preach? You know that this city is completely different from our Brimstone Mountain City, and there are evil deeds everywhere. It is absolutely impossible to deal with the trouble, are you planning to directly demolish the Vitan City?"

"The strong are respected in the underground world, and no one listens to the voice of the weak. I just introduced myself with actions. Shall I bring those bastards to dinner? By the way, let the engineers do a good job in the Roland series. Prepare, leave a few pilots on standby and support at any time. Che, those stubborn old men who refuse to change their name, this name is really awkward."

"...I see, so, what should that Victoria do?"

"Let's 'wash it clean' first."

"Okay, I'll wash her clean and tie you to the bed, but you seem to be in poor health, so I'm afraid you won't be able to enjoy it. Do you need me to contact the adult supplies store to buy some props?"

"Come on, you know what I mean."

The kindness of the dark elves? If these two words are combined, the whole underground world will be a joke. The dark elves are proud of betrayal and deceit. It would be strange if their gifts were no problem.

However, even if there is a problem with Victoria, it is not impossible to solve. Since the person sent is a living person, then it is nothing more than a dead time that may betray at any time, or a living bomb that may explode at any time, so that Victoria obeys the original owner's orders. , nothing more than magic contracts, relatives and friends coercion these means.

Magic contracts and curses can be erased, the leads of bombs can be removed, and relatives and friends who have become hostages can help to take them back. The so-called "cleaning" is a commonly used spy term. Possibly, if possible, try to convert the enemy's spies into your own power.

"You really care. I thought you would directly order the erasure of the unstable factor. It is too easy for her to die in an accident, and her stupid sister should not be able to affect your will. Could it be that you really learned Pity Xiangxiyu?"

As usual, for such a "gift" of unknown origin, I would naturally not hesitate to erase it to avoid future troubles, but if the Queen Victoria in history, it would be a pity if it disappeared like this, and since I am now Finding himself ignoring Diana's potential, naturally, he will not let her be so wasteful again. Maybe he can become a very useful thug in the future.

But these things are really difficult to explain to Eliza. Pretending to be a catastrophe prophet is already the limit, and it is too much to predict the potential of a stranger to become an epic hero. Well, it is definitely not too troublesome to explain. For a bunch of reasons, so, I hit a haha.

"Don't be silly, you know there's a man in there, and I, Lich Roland, are definitely not gay."

"Hmph, who knows."

Having said that, judging from the degree of swaying of the little tail with the bow when he left...

"Eliza is in a good mood, um, maybe, since the previous inventory was found to suffer sooner or later, she should go to the underground book collection in Vitan City to replenish it. Since she is in a good mood, maybe even if she sees it, she will let it go. …”

What? Boneless and no pursuit? I also want to pursue it, but now what else can I do besides having an eye addiction...

I looked at this unfamiliar and empty room, feeling a little lonely for no reason. I shook my head helplessly, opened the window, and there were lights outside.

"Conspiracy and tricks are always not the right way, but unfortunately, who said that the power is insufficient now."

In the final analysis, it is still lack of strength. The total combat power of the mission is only five or six legends. With the accumulation of those overlords for hundreds of years, with all-out mobilization, four or five hundred legendary city lords can still be taken out. Yes, if we really have to fight hard, we are the ones who suffer.

The top combat power we have here is Xiaohong, and there are four underground overlords on the opposite side, and I don’t know how many exist at the same level.

"If Adam and Margaret are here... no, even if they leave the job of guarding the Brimstone Mountain and checking the seal of the God of Fire Elements, and really come, then it's not a good thing for the crane to stand out from the crowd, Excessive strength and alien identity will make us hostile and besieged from the very beginning."

"That idiot Adam doesn't know how to act at all, and Margaret disdains to compromise. In the end, 80% of them end up in a full-scale war. Now stay in the back as a deterrent, and avoid the old lion and the dragon being hardened later. Instead, it is the best option. Hey, just two more top-level combat powers."

When I complained about the lack of combat power, I did not estimate that this is not the old house I am familiar with, and the empty space in the left compartment has a small secret room, where I can view it unilaterally through the peephole left by the original owner. Check out this study...  

"What should I do!! Lord Sleepless is actually that bad lich Roland, who accidentally heard the big secret, will Momo be silenced! Momo don't, Momo hasn't saved enough dowry to marry her husband? ."

This secret room was discovered when Momo was in charge of the investigation, but she regarded it as a surprise, but not only did she not report it, but instead stayed as her own leisure spot and a small kitchen.

On the other side of the secret room, Diana was full of shock. She was only worried about her brother, but she was told by Momo that she had a way to know what they were talking about. She was taken to the small secret room she discovered to eavesdrop, but she discovered such a cool secret. .

"It's no wonder that Roland has never been caught, and it's no wonder that Roland is always on the verge of punishment.... What should I do?"

But soon, thinking of the city that he and his companions regarded as home, the future Moon Knight made up his mind.

"The majestic and wise sleepless man is the center and foundation of the judicial system. There must be no problem...Momo. This matter must not be leaked! Absolutely!!"

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"Ah... sneeze!"

In the empty underground passage, the sound of sneezing echoed in the rock wall and spread far away.

"What's the matter? Adam, you still have a cold?" The speaker was a female elf riding a tall bone horse. The gorgeous robe was dragged from the horse to the ground, and the black and white eyes were indescribably strange. Lying on the rattan chair on the back of the bone horse, reading a book, the leisurely demeanor is particularly striking, saying that it is a vacation rather than a hurry.

The slow-moving bone horse is obviously not a mortal thing. It is more than three meters high, leaving frosty hoof prints on the ground it walks on. At this moment, Gloria, the queen of bone dragons, who used to be calm in the past, was surprised by the usual Outrageously healthy companions can catch a cold.

"Dad is thinking about Adam, Dad needs Adam, and Adam is going to see Dad."

The speaker was a short dwarf with a face full of pimples and a chicken leg-shaped food in his mouth.

His eyes were sluggish, and his saliva fell to the ground as he walked. He didn't seem so bright, but he obviously only had two small feet. Faster than a tall bone horse.

"Really, it seems that what Reinhardt said is true. As the first undead made by the emperor himself, in a sense, you are also the eldest son of the emperor, and you should have some kind of relationship with the emperor. Contact... Great Emperor, no, your dad is there, can you be sure?"

"Below!! Adam can feel it, right below!"

"Hehe, that's good, after this fortress, it shouldn't be far, isn't it the Vitan of the Underground Covenant? Just received the information, Ramsden and the others have arrived, we have to hurry up, or, your dad It might be a loss.”

"Whoever dares to bully Abba, Adam will beat him! Whoever dares to stop Adam from going to see Abba, Adam will eat him!!"

The dwarf's voice is somewhat similar to that of a human child. The threat of the milky voice seems to be less powerful, but Gloria knows that even if the legendary dragon queen Moriel is in the way, Adam will definitely say To do it, say that if you eat her, there will be no scales left.

Not far away is the granite fortress of the underground passage, which is a checkpoint set up by the nearby dungeon master. In the past, it was also responsible for collecting tolls, but today, it is full of heavily armed orc soldiers.

The two just approached the shooter's vigilance range, and the next moment, the searchlight's light came over.

"Who is it? It's in a state of emergency. According to the order of the Beast King, all underground passages are closed. No matter who you are and why you came to the underground world, please return to the same way."

Gloria looked at the lion orcs leading the team in front of her, and found no special characters, and then lay back on the rattan chair boringly. She knew that after eating in the last dungeon, A-Dang had been hungry for too long. In front of Ah Dang, she had no chance to make a move.

"A-Dang is hungry, A-Dang wants to eat meat!!."

Watching the little dwarf galloping over, the lion chief raised his two-handed sword vigilantly.

"Don't come here, stand there and don't move!!!"

But obviously, the little dwarf was still advancing, and the lion chief raised his right hand, made a gesture, signaled the archer to let the arrow, and then...

no more...

In a twist, the dwarf disappeared, leaving only the hind legs that gnawed on the remaining dragon.

"Ahhhh! What kind of monster is this!!"

In a spreading black fog, the largest shadow filled the entire passage, the huge monster beyond imagination went from nightmare to reality, and the terrified orc soldiers had nowhere to escape.

A minute later, when everything is calm, there is only a big hole left... Yes, the granite fortress and the orcs in it have disappeared, the only thing left is only a big pit.

"How is it? Is it delicious?"

"It's a bit hard, and a bit of Sai Ya... It's not delicious, it's not delicious, A-Dang wants to eat something delicious!"

"Well, then go to Vitan, your next cafeteria is waiting for you."