The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

In the city of Vitan, beacon fires are still being lit everywhere. For the brilliance of the artifact, for the supreme power, and for the supreme position, the reserved and so-called aristocratic demeanor of the strong are thrown into the wastebasket together.

In their own territory, the big bosses who are like kings, gentlemen, great scholars, great sages, or hermits are fighting each other like mad dogs at this moment.

On the other side, due to the assassination of Rose's highest priest, the army brought by more than 20 mistresses also began to harvest blood, and the most puzzling thing is that the core of all problems is the orc Huang Tao, but there is no trace .

I don't think Tao Nurya, who has been with the scepter long enough, can get rid of the temptation of the scepter. During this month's day and night, his soul has been locked by the scepter, and the devil's whispers are always lingering in his ears , it is impossible for him to let it go, not to mention that there are big figures behind it urging him, at most, he is just on the sidelines, planning to reap the benefits of the fisherman.

But at this time, due to the accident of Kaya being murdered by the Banshee Queen, the development of the situation is a bit beyond my expectation.

Those guys fighting for the scepter, no matter how many people die, it’s not a pity. Who told them to be blinded by the interests, they are trying to obtain the artifact, and they are naturally prepared to die because of it... Well, in fact, the end of the fight There are too many bosses and strong people, and the holy steps are everywhere, and I can't control it even if I think about it.

But the dark elves can't ignore it.

Victoria came back just after she went out, and there was no need to take over the army and forces left by Mistress Sphinx. All the entourage and soldiers had been used as blood sacrifices by other mistresses to appease Rose's anger.

Obviously, they still think that there are not enough sacrifices.

Chaos will spread, and hatred will be passed on. Even if enough blood is needed to appease Rose's anger, the dark elves will definitely give priority to those alien races, and when those dark elves start killing other races, Vitan's years of Grudges will explode, and the result will inevitably be ethnic cleansing and devastating riots.

But in my hand, there is indeed a trump card that can suppress them...

[Artifact: Primordial Code]

[Legal Faith: 557/99999 (one point can be added for every thousand people who believe in one week, using a thousand points of faith will automatically copy a residual page of the body, which is a sub-artifact)]

[Efficacy 1: Origin of the law (passive): The place where the holder is located is the place of the law. Within the scope of his involvement, the enforcer can learn to master the power of the law. At the same time, the power of the law of the holder will be greatly enhanced, and the effect of the spell will be increased by one level. 】

[Efficiency 2: Ultimate Judgment (Active): It needs to consume 100 points of legal belief at one time, and then consume one point every minute. When the user activates it, everyone in the city will be executed equivalent to the condemnation technique used by the epic judge. Judgment on the crimes of the previous twenty-four hours, if guilty, will suffer various negative effects such as restricted freedom, invisible shackles, weapon blockade, armor removal, etc. plus one. (Prerequisites: The city’s laws are chaotic, villains are rampant, and will soon be destroyed)]

[Efficacy 3: All beings are equal before the law: delineate a land within the law, and reduce the status and attributes of everyone in it to exactly the same level as the user. Every ten seconds it lasts, a little faith point is consumed. 】

[Efficacy 4: Sinners will be judged eventually (active): Conduct final judgment on a target, cleanse all his sins, and give final judgment. Prerequisite: To be judged by the user. 】

very powerful? But actually it's not strong enough.

In Ashe, artifacts often hide the power and soul of the true god, and although this original book represents the origin of the power of law, it is still inferior to other artifacts because it does not have the support of the God of Law. , is still much stronger than any sub-artifact.

The evil person who was passed on the Eternal Night Scepter, in addition to his own nonsense, was more, but there were rumors that it contained the secrets and soul fragments of the ancient evil gods, and the Eternal Night Emperor was the only one who realized it, and even, someone It is said that the soul of Emperor Yongye himself is in it, and he will choose the most suitable person as his successor...... Well, I know what it means to spread rumors more and more true. In front of greedy people, the original The loopholes will be filled by my own brain.

Now Vitan City is also in danger, and it also meets the conditions for performing the "Ultimate Judgment". Previously, Karon City was cleaned up by hundreds of temporary legends after the "Great Judgment". This time, it seems that this thunder method can also be replicated.

But I don't want to do that anymore.

There is no other reason. The two situations seem to be similar, but they are actually completely different. The few legendary Karon cities and the twenty-odd elven mistress guards are not at the same level. Ruthless suppression, even if there are more than 300 temporary legends, it may not be possible to win, and even if it wins, it will lose at least half. Moreover, this is the most stupid way.

reason? War is always a continuation of politics, and it is completely impossible to disregard reality and interests. This time it is very cool to cut across the board, but getting rid of more than 20 elf mistresses at once also means that the underground elf world has been separated from death. Enmity is also equivalent to getting rid of death with Rose. It has no meaning other than hatred. This kind of business is too bad.

It seems that there is a deadlock right now, and the only choice is to sit and watch the massacre or bloody suppression, but what I am best at is not turning a cruel war into a farce, and turning a tragedy into a comedy.

"Give up your resistance and let me in!!"

"No, I am the most honorable queen of banshees, not a plaything you keep! Take that white thick liquid away from me! You villain, whore, pervert, old bachelor... "

"Hehe, you can just scold, you can only speak loudly, and when you go in next time, you will feel like dying. Hahahaha!!"

"Don't ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm your teacher!"

"It's the teacher who has the pleasure! Wahaha, there is no resistance. This is my territory. No matter what you call it, no one will save you. You just accept your fate and obey me."

"Master!!" After the hurried footsteps behind, the door was opened, and in a hurry, Eliza picked up the broom behind the door and hit me hard on the head, finally calling me back from the time I was having so much fun. Sanity.

Then, out of breath, Eliza was relieved when she saw the situation inside the door.

The expected obscene scene did not appear, it was just that someone was holding two reagent bottles and was planning to mix them, as if they were going to do a drug test, but at this moment, he was looking at him with an innocent face.

"Hit me for what?"

"This... I'm sorry, master, I just overheard it accidentally, and thought you were..."

"I'm doing business. Wait, I clearly set up isolation magic, how did you hear it? Could it be that you made a bugging device here!!"

"Hehe, don't pursue the girl's secrets too much." The girl blinked embarrassedly, and the playful way of sticking out her tongue is very cute. It is also a good thing to become yourself after breaking through the legend, but...

"Secret sister, don't pretend to be cute at this time!" Looking at Eliza who seemed to be suddenly interested in the bow on her tail, lowering her head and trying her best to play dumb, I also reflected on whether I had indulged these juniors too much.

But when I thought about everything I was about to face, and the obviously too heavy responsibility that was about to be entrusted to her, I suddenly lost my interest in pursuing it.

"Forget it, just right, there are some things I want to explain. If my plan starts, if everything goes well, I'm afraid we won't have much time to communicate in the future."

The ominous words made Eliza a little nervous.

"Owner?"

But before confessing, I looked at Heloise who was still struggling in the bottle, and hesitated for a moment. In a sense, my plan was also a fatal blow to the gods of order, and it should be very suitable for the other party. If she could help, the chances of success would be much higher.

Don't underestimate Heloise just because she was easily captured. In fact, I have always regarded her as the most difficult to deal with among the undead lords. Knowledge is power, and knowledge is wisdom. After countless years, Heloise In front of Iss, Margaret and I probably don't even count as apprentices.

Ninety percent of the success in capturing Heloise this time was due to her own death.

If it wasn't for her getting too complacent with the physical body of the divine veins, she didn't even complete the combination of the physical body, and her strength was less than one-third of her full strength, so she ran out to die. Moreover, as a nearly disabled archmage, she actually made the world's strongest fighter Adam, one of them, succeeded in a sneak attack, coupled with my limited cooperation, it was so easy to catch her.

To be honest, Adam and I have cooperated so skillfully that one plus one is greater than three. With Adam as a powerful thug, coupled with my restrictions and countermeasures, it is the incarnation of the true god of the legal system. Confidence makes her get on her knees and sing Conquer.

And it was the joy of catching Heloise that caused me to get so involved in the role-playing that I uttered such terrible lines that Eliza rushed over.

"Try it, if it doesn't work, just kill it."

So, I spoke.

"All of this starts with an agreement. It was an agreement between me and the God of Death, Ayer, when I was Emperor Yongye, by the River Styx..."

The plan was not long and complicated, and it was finished in just ten minutes. However, Heloise yelled to stop several times, constantly requesting to strengthen the defense against eavesdropping and peeping magic. Wang, as if broken, can only murmur nervously repeatedly:

"I didn't hear anything, haha, I didn't hear anything."

"Hee hee, you are indeed my disciple, you are really great at playing. Should I sigh that the blue is better than the blue?"

"This rhythm is not right. Why did you tell me that you are planning to find a reason to kill me. But this plan has succeeded, and I seem to have succeeded in my revenge. There is no need to live. Should I be happy?"

And Eliza, who had heard everything in silence, was silent.

"Master, is it worth paying so much?"

"Well, of course it's worth it. If you don't pay, you won't get anything. If you don't change, what's waiting for this world is destruction and catastrophe. I think there are still many things that are worth living."

Eliza bowed her head, but became more silent.

"Selfish."

"I do not deny."

"asshole!"

"Yes, sometimes, I feel like an asshole myself."

"satyr."

"I'm going to deny this, I think sex has to be conditional, look at me, poor people have bones..."

But Eliza raised her head abruptly, interrupting my rant, her phoenix eyes, which were widened to the limit, stared at me, but her majestic and cold face in the past had been wetted by tears into a big painted face, and There is no deterrence at all.

Seeing the silent tear line, I feel inexplicable heartache, so I helplessly lower my head and squat down, like in the past, carefully wipe the crybaby's face.

"Sorry."

"I don't need to apologize..."

"I'm really sorry."

"...Bad guy, I told you not to apologize... Woohoo!"

My rare sincere apology, but it was like a fuse, making the legendary strong man just sit down and cry like he was a child.

Coaxing children has never been my specialty, I was in a hurry, but soon, Eliza stopped by herself, crying, and expressed her request.

"...Well, I promise to bear all this, but you have to promise me a condition as compensation."

a condition? This is the most unacceptable thing, who knows what the other party will ask in the end, what if you are asked to fight the devil prince one-on-one, but seeing the tears in this girl's eyes, I nodded inexplicably in heartache.

"Okay, as long as it doesn't violate my usual principles, no matter what the condition is, I will agree."

Seeing her nodding, I breathed a sigh of relief, but my heart ached even more inexplicably, so...

"Owner?"

Gently hugging the girl into his arms, feeling the familiar body temperature and smell, feeling that the heart that had stopped beating was slowly starting up again, and then inexplicably felt at ease.

Although the deceased still had no body temperature, my unaccustomed tenderness made Eliza look up at me.

"Just for a while."

"Yeah." Just like the thunderstorm in the past, happily looking for a reason to get into the warm and reassuring embrace, the grown-up girl silently took half a step forward, asking me to hold her tighter, and quietly I made a wish.

"...Is it still just family affection now? Brother Luo Luo and Master Roland, when we meet again, I will become a good woman that you cannot ignore."

"Ahem, it's really touching. Have you forgotten that there is a third party here? Oh, it seems to be a teacher-student relationship again. It seems that this is also a tradition in our department. If it wasn't for Cecily, she would have fallen in love with her. I won’t be cruel to kill that Wood Elf flirt, Cecily’s skills are very good, it’s really a pity when I think about it now, I should take out my soul and make it into a corpse girl doll to keep.”

Heloise came back to her senses, and without hesitation she blew herself up about her dark history of Lei Si, and even acted as a light bulb. The cheeky Eliza in the past, remembered that she cried first and then laughed, but suddenly blushed. I turned my face, and quickly pushed me away, and immediately, the air in my body was swept away.

"Don't talk, no one will think you are dumb." Looking at the spinning soul in the bottle with displeasure, seeing this happy appearance, I knew that she had not only figured it out, but also made a choice.

"Well, as expected of my disciple, this trick is really big, I will help you, but will you let me out first, that Kaya's body can still be used with a few patches, you know my strength , I was too careless to miss this time, if I help you, the success rate will be much higher."

But I shook my head, and picked up another bottle with a smile, which was filled with viscous white transparent liquid, and then I ruthlessly opened the bottle cap, intending to pour it into the bottle of Heloise's soul.

"That's two different things. What I need most now are countless sons of greed. Just obediently merge with the mother body of greed."

Yes, this bottle of disgusting liquid is just the mother of greed, not some special secretion, and the way I plan to turn the tragedy into a farce is to repeat the city without clothes, I don't believe those dark elf mistresses Without weapons and clothes, you can continue to slaughter cities, and you can still match my enforcers.

But if only greedy mothers are used to breed greedy children, it will take too long to say nothing, and if both the enemy and us suffer heavy losses, it will have a great impact on the next plan.

Therefore, it was originally expected that I could only use Final Judgment and Adam to deter the dark elves, but the sequelae and losses were not small, and it was definitely not the best strategy. However, the sudden appearance of Heloise gave me an additional choice.

In terms of control over other people's bodies, there is no banshee that can match "possession of the body" as a racial talent, and as the queen of banshees, Heloise, although she does not use the body other than the royal female elves due to cleanliness, But with her unparalleled ability to control the body, after combining with the greedy mother, controlling its rapid reproduction, and simultaneously distinguishing the enemy from the tens of thousands of offspring, it is almost no difficulty.

"No, it's too disgusting!! This thing is weird. It has no soul and body activity but it is extremely high. It is too attractive to free souls. I'm afraid it won't come out after fusion. Then how can I help you in the future!"

The Banshee Queen's reasoning is strong, but I've already thought about it.

"Don't worry, this is the greed of the seven deadly sins of my proud creation. Its potential has not been tapped yet. I will help you fuse a little of Kaya's blood later, so that it can completely evolve into a complete body. Keep you full of energy, happy to leave .By the way, it’s better for the mother body to maintain a human shape. Do you like the loli shape or the Yujie shape? Forget it, anyway, liquid life can transform, so let’s add them all.”

"Your seven deadly sins? Is this slime a creation of your undead? Help!!! Someone has killed a master! Bastard, have you forgotten what you did arrogantly back then? You dare to create a creation of the undead."

Anyway, it is impossible for the cry for help to spread, so ignore it and continue working.

Well, Yujie, mature woman, loli, young girl, old woman... Wait, the old woman form is too heavy, so let's delete it. Then there is the hairstyle, hair color and clothes...it feels a bit like playing a beautiful girl game, hehe, and I am a little excited. "

"You unscrupulous person, I was blind when I accepted you as a disciple. The most regrettable thing in my life is that I taught you the art of necromancery. What kind of monsters have you made! This time, I actually used my mother as a raw material. This time What is it? Why do I change color, how can my soul have color?"

Continue to ignore it, time is running out, but hurry up and produce the finished product.

"Old lady, is this old lady melting? Why does the spirit melt? What have you done? God of death, why did I meet you? Why did the apparently normal creation of the undead become like this when it was in your hands!"

"**Maid outfit, fallen angel maid outfit, animal ear maid outfit, standard English maid outfit, mechanical girl maid outfit, ultra-short H maid outfit! Ahhh, my creation** is burning!!"

"Don't mess around in my body, you bastard maid...so warm and comfortable. No, how could the undead feel it, what the hell did you do!!"

"Hehe, be happy, be proud, you will be my highest masterpiece. Let me think about what other maid costumes are... By the way, angel maid costumes! All natural wings, full simulation of flesh and feathers ,Perfect!"

Seeing the master who was suddenly full of energy and going all out, Eliza knew that she couldn't stop her. After silently expressing sympathy to the dark elves who were about to be unlucky, she expressed her gratitude to Heloise, who deserved to be burned ten times. Close the door and leave.

Knowing too much at once, she still needs some time to tidy up, and at the same time...

"Hmph, I'm not a silly woman who just waits obediently. Get rid of me with a family card? Dreaming!" Eliza also has her own plans, and she has already taken action.

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In the shack in the mining area not far from Vitan, on the icy cliff where the Dragon Queen almost fell, at this time, a strange blood-colored altar was established.

But those local residents have become sacrifices on the altar.

"don't want!!"

"That's my child!!"

Facing the ruthless thugs, the miners in the mining area tried to resist, but they were suddenly doomed to be in vain. They thought that those perpetrators were their defenders in the past, the master of this mining area, the orc Huangtao's personal guards!

The one-eyed lion king looked at the wailing in front of him, and the people under his protection in the past were sent to the doomsday by himself, but the orc king, who was friendly to the people, just watched with a blank face and did not respond.

But among the crowd, a stubborn dog-headed man rushed out and shouted at the Beastmaster.

"Why!! Lord Lion King!! We pay taxes to you again, and my nephew died for you!! Why..."

The rest of the words could not be said anymore, he had already been pushed to the ground by the veterans with the one-eyed emblem, the veteran looked up at the Lion King, as if he was asking for his superior's opinion.

In the past, in order to restrain the morale of the soldiers, Tao Nuya did take good care of the families of the soldiers, but now...

Ignoring the subordinate's inquiry, the old lion's face remained unchanged, understanding the meaning of the beast king, the veteran directly stuffed the mouth of the werewolf, carried the man up to the altar, put his head on it, chopped it off with a knife, and blood flowed all over the floor.

"Haha, you traitor. I will wait patiently for how you are abandoned by your own people, you... you actually turned to the devil!"

This was the roar of allies in the past, but the Dragon Queen only had the strength to roar now. She was so injured that she couldn't stand upright, and she was tied to the altar, and she was the most important sacrifice.

And how could she, who is well-informed, fail to recognize this weird blood-colored altar, which is the second gate leading to the devil's residence in the lower plane.

"coming."

Tao, however, couldn't take a look at the past allies. In his eyes, only the new allies who had just arrived.

"Estner Ailul, the space divergence leading to Sulfur Mountain City is ready, is your army ready?"

The one who came out of the dimension gate was not the bald and fat Estner, but also Tao's mortal enemy all along.

"Of course, but let me correct one point. From today onwards, they are your army. Sulfur Mountain City and I are allies, and you are his common enemy. If you fail, hehe, you understand."

"Hehe, cunning devil, is that unpleasant hedging again? Then, if Sulfur Mountain City is destroyed, are you my ally?"

"Hehe, as long as there are enough interests, we are allies of anyone. Even stupid demons with only muscles in their brains."

Estner smiled so much that the fat on his stomach was shaking, like a big businessman who just made a big deal and was complacent.

"Hehe, haven't we always been allies of the underground covenant? In fact, I also have a good impression of that sleepless man. He is simply a born devil lord, but the new city owner of Sulfur Mountain City is also a human being. The underground world only One subterranean overlord who is 'human' is needed, the second is too dangerous."

The two underground overlords with their own ghosts laughed, accompanied by the scolding of the other overlord who was used as a sacrifice, and the screams and wailing of the sacrifices before they died, which spread far away.

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PS. Again, squirrels don't write tragedies. In addition, I would like to thank all the book friends for their continuous support. With your support and recognition, Squirrel has the motivation to stick to this new niche genre.

Isn’t it good to tell a story lightly? No matter how dark and desperate the world is, there is always a way out. There is always a solution. You can smile and work hard to deal with it. Squirrels like relaxed and interesting ones the most. It's a story, I hope everyone likes it and can laugh happily.