The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

It was an eight or nine-year-old elf girl.

Under the princess umbrella, she was sitting on her small chair. The little girl's silky blond hair fluttered in the wind, covering her mouth and giggling, while trying her best to attack the lollipop in her hand.

Her fair skin is as smooth as milk, her cute pink princess dress has a cute little bat pattern, and her pink face has a shy smile. She smiles sweetly, like a little angel who has strayed into the mortal world.

And when I found that I was looking at her, I blushed in embarrassment, but the tip of my pink tongue didn't stop. Instead, it sped up like a greedy cat licking milk. After a while, most of the lollipop had been licked.

In the eyes of others, this may be a naive and childlike little girl who sometimes laughs sweetly because of the sweetness of candy, but I feel uncomfortable looking at it.

"What a lovely little girl? My lord, where did you abduct her?"

Eliza had already sorted out her emotions and opened the door to enter, only to find this strange little girl very curious.

"Your master, the omniscient Heloise."

I replied blankly, and then Eliza immediately dropped the information document in her hand, then pushed her glasses, didn't say anything, just silently lowered her head and started to pick it up.

"Why don't you ask? For example, why did this old hag pretend to be young all of a sudden, for example, where did greed go?" This reaction was so calm, I was surprised instead.

"No, remembering that she is your master, how much you have become like today is related to her, I suddenly feel that no matter what kind of person she is, I can accept it."

What does it mean to be able to accept it because it is my master? It's like I seem to be hopeless, it seems very unreliable.

"When have you ever been reliable? The thing with you has been reliable. Don't guess, I can't read minds, and you haven't accidentally leaked. Even if you are wearing a mask, when are your emotions You can't hide it from me, it seems that you have forgotten that I have been with you for decades."

Seeing Eliza, who was as venomous as ever, seemed to have returned to normal on the surface, lowered her head and tried to hide her red and swollen eyes. I, who was pretending to be calm, was also a little at a loss.

But fortunately, there was an idiot next to him who couldn't read the atmosphere at all.

The old witch over there finally remembered that she was still the majestic third undead consul and queen of banshees. It was too ugly to lick a lollipop like a child. I was ashamed to take a peek at us, and found that we were still chatting, so I hurried back, opened my mouth and gnawed off the remaining candies.

Then the mouth full of candy did not have time to swallow, so he turned around quickly...

"Haha, good apprentice, I didn't expect you to have reached such a level in the creation of the undead. Ahem! ...... Well, you can actually make the undead have a sense of taste, wow Kaka...... Cough cough cough, this body is really powerful, I feel the blood of the gods is flowing in the body, maybe I will be stronger than my prime. Cough cough cough!!!...Finally coughed up, almost died again. "

There is a dark wind caused by magic behind it, and the small body floats slightly, but it deliberately speaks in an old-fashioned tone, but in the eyes of the audience, there is no trace of majesty, except for the unusually innocent and lovely child's voice, it is thought that it has only been said two times. An arrogant line, accidentally choked on a lollipop shard, and coughed ridiculously.

I can understand the excitement of the undead who lost their senses suddenly regaining their sense of taste, but it is wrong to be malicious, not to mention that the old witch pretending to be younger makes people feel uncute,

So I laughed out loud.

"Wahhaha, Eliza, look at how stupid she is, she's so old, she's actually stuck with sugar..."

But the ridicule stopped in the middle, because I thought Eliza looked at me with sympathy, just like a child who looks at fifty steps and laughs at hundred steps.

I can probably understand it too——"You may need a mirror. When you lubricated too much, the bones couldn't be connected. Later, I glued it on for you. At that time, it was probably that stupid .”

Well, it's not that I can read minds, it's just that Eliza has said it out loud.

"Cough, Heloise, I..." I just changed the subject, but was interrupted by a mouthful of Heloise.

"Call me teacher. I'm very satisfied with this body and I'm very interested in your plan, so just write down that account. I won't expel you from the teacher for the time being."

Shaking my head, I didn't refute, it's just a title, anyway, she did teach me a lot, so let her be a teacher if she wants to.

"Okay, old demon...... Teacher, why did you become like this? There are dozens of fixed forms of your physical body. There should be other forms that can be changed. Or, personal interest? Want to try the old one? Cows pretending to be tender grass?"

Heloise sighed and shook her head helplessly.

"No, this is my real appearance when I die. The soul and body can resonate and combine better. In order to completely integrate the body and soul, it is better to maintain this form for a short time. Speaking of it, I'm afraid you still The only one who knows my form."

"What!?" Hearing this, even I, who had known her for hundreds of years, was shocked. That is to say, this is the true soul of the old witch. That is to say, she was so naive when she transformed into an undead. Cute appearance, when she died, she was just this big.

"What's so surprising, don't you know? Undead are the product of obsession and curse. The purer and nobler the soul, the more desperate it is in the darker reality, and the more vicious the curse, the easier it is to give birth to a powerful Undead, weren't you also..."

"Hey, let's not talk about unnecessary things. By the way, how is the Dark Elf doing?" I don't want to be exposed, this time, it's my turn to interrupt the topic.

Knowing that I don't want to mention those old things, I shook my head. Heloise waved her hand, and the gravel in the air floated up, forming a sand fortress on the ground. In fact, there are countless free-moving sand people. If you look closely, Just like a real person.

Among them, there are countless mobile sand groups chasing the sandman. Once they catch up, they jump on it and form a ball. After the sand group leaves, the sandman not only loses his clothes and equipment, but also becomes paralyzed. Can't move.

"Son of Greed has unlimited potential, but it has evolved a little bit, and its combat power has been increased by at least ten times. If you let me control it with a humanoid form, make a team and a battle group by division of arms, and use war coordination to ensure that this city can be easily controlled. "

[Son of Greed (Evolution) Race: Half Undead Slime, All Attributes, 5 Races Abilities: Devour Reserve, Secrete Fiber Decomposing Liquid, Rapid Self-Replication, Single-line Magic Control, Single-line Magic Immunity, Paralyzing Venom, Liquid Transformation System Evaluation: Me There is nothing to say, if you want to destroy the world, just come here, if you don't want to wake up one day and find that the whole world is only jelly, then let me take care of her. 】

The blood of the gods is still very powerful. This time the son of greed does not seem to have changed much, but in fact the individual combat power is at least ten times stronger than before. The liquid deformation makes it extremely resistant to physical attacks. According to the color and composition Different, the complete immunity and control of single-line magic gave it a certain ability to cast spells.

For the dark elves, 90% of them are the son of black greed. For Priest Rose, who is good at curses and dark magic, these black liquid slimes, which are completely immune to dark elements and negative energy, are simply the most difficult to deal with. natural enemy.

But if it is true as she said, make slime warriors, slime mages, etc., and start a slime war, then maybe the underground world will really think that there is a hostile intelligent race, and that will be a lot of fun.

"By the way, good apprentice, can we discuss it?"

"Of course, I have always been very negotiable, except for the termination of the magic pet contract."

"I'm a majestic omniscient, the most noble and ancient banshee queen in existence, how can I be a stupid and despicable magic pet! That's what stupid animals should do!"

"You are already a Demon Pet, stop playing tricks. According to the contract, you will be buried with me when I die. After you die... I will try my best to express my sorrow with two tears."

Yes, in order to fasten this super dangerous element with the strongest iron chain, Heloise, the Queen of Banshees at this time, is my mage familiar.

[Magic Pet: Heloise (Greedy Mother) Race: Unclassifiable, Strength: 22, Dexterity: 10, Physical Strength: 40, Intelligence: 28, Will: 25, Charm: Random Occupation: Level 60 Mage / Level 20 All Departments Mage/Level 1 Comprehensive evaluation Legendary primary racial ability: Metamorphosis (Epic) System evaluation: This is your familiar, but she always thinks about how to kill you within the limits of the contract, manage her well, or wait to be overcome by her . 】

Heloise is so obedient only because she has already signed a magic pet contract with me. In fact, under normal circumstances, although a necromancer can sign a magic pet contract with another undead, but such a powerful and highly intelligent person is impossible.

It's just that I took another loophole in the rules. As a necromancer, I can sign a contract with my creation "greedy", and greed has only instinct but no soul, so the magic pet contract with the soul as the goal will naturally not take effect, but At this time, put the unconscious Heloise's soul into the greedy body, and the contract will naturally regard Heloise, who has lost her resistance and will, as the greedy soul, so the contract is successfully established.

And as my magic pet, according to the basic rule that the level of a mage's magic pet cannot exceed the mage's own, Heloise's strength has plummeted all the way, from epic to the first level of legend, and she has behaved a lot.

And after signing this magic pet, my benefits are also obvious. One-tenth of the basic attributes of the magic pet will be attached to the owner, but for ordinary mages, it often does not have much effect. Those ravens , Black Cat, Bat, and Owl's own attributes are appalling. If one-tenth of the physical strength and agility are increased by one, it will be very rare.

But my magic pet, strength +2, agility +1, physical strength +4, intelligence +3, will +2, undead magic effect increased by 30%, elemental magic effect increased by 20%, it is so powerful, not to mention that it is extremely powerful. Strong fighting ability and the ability of the son of greed.

To be honest, signing a magic pet contract with her, in the final analysis, still lacks the most basic trust in her, and I really dare not put her out of sight.

"This magic pet contract can be kept after I am resurrected. At that time, even if this powerful magic pet falls back to the first level together, it will still be the most powerful support for me who has been cleansed again."

According to the plan, the day of my resurrection is not far away, and I have to think about the future in advance.

So, I looked at Heloise maliciously.

"Forty points of stamina, what an excellent meat shield and blood cow, teacher, from now on, I will rely on you to get beaten."

But at this time, Heloise suddenly cried out in surprise.

"Huh!? Why did those guys come out?"

On the topographic map of the sand table, the group of strong men were moving towards the city gate. Seeing this situation, I laughed.

"Have you ever heard that an artifact has a spirit, and you choose the master to serve it?"

"Nonsense, the artifacts I have touched are at least double digits, and I have never seen an artifact that can choose its own master. No matter how powerful the artifact is, it is made for people to use. If the artifact is smart enough to choose its own master, It should have been returned to their original owners long ago, or just dig a hole and bury themselves after seeing those idiots fighting. The artifact chooses the owner? This is clearly a nonsense for the protagonist in knight novels. .If the artifact is really able to run away with long legs, don’t think about the artifact’s recognition of its owner. You should suspect that you have encountered a conspiracy or a trap at the first moment.”

"It's a pity that some people don't see it that way, or think of it, but coax themselves to be accidental, and still can't see it."

Looking at the crowd on the sand table breaking through to the outside of the city, I couldn't help sighing.

－－－－－－－－－－－－－－

Spatial divergences are natural spatial passages, which are often unstable spatial nodes. It is completely unknown where they are sent after entering. More than 90% of spatial divergences are completely random dimension gates like this.

However, there are often some connections between spatial divergences. From one spatial divergence to another spatial divergence is the most likely occurrence in random transmission, and some spatial divergences even form relatively stable links, which can Form a stable channel like crossing a bridge.

There are many such stable passages in the underground world, and they have been regarded as normal passages, and even the dungeon masters regard them as their own wealth and military points, and set up checkpoints and fortresses.

However, the formation of spatial divergences mainly depends on nature. Even though the number of underground worlds with unstable strata and spatial structures is far greater than that of the above-ground world, if you want to find a spatial divergence around Vitan, it happens to lead to the surrounding area of ​​Sulfur Mountain City. , that possibility can be completely ignored, but extremely advanced space magic and a huge cost can establish a temporary link.

The previous sudden attack was through the activation and distortion of a hidden space divergence in this mining area, and formed a temporary passage with a divergence in a cave thirty miles south of Sulfur Mountain City, and then the two overlords A surprise attack was carried out with the Guards.

Of course, this shows from one aspect that the underground overlords have not been interested in Sulfur Mountain City for a day or two. Linking the two spaces must be done from both sides at the same time, which is time-consuming and laborious, and it cannot be prepared in a short time.

At that time, when the orc army he brought was wiped out, he even ran back directly in order to avoid the discrepancy in space being discovered.

This time, there are many differences. The two space divergences are forced to link for the second time, and the unstable space link will become stable, and the temporary channel will become a permanent channel. The cost and the difficulty of connecting again will increase significantly.

As far as space magic is concerned, if the demons who live in the lower planes and constantly harm countless planes are said to be second, there is probably no race that dares to say that they are number one.

This blood-red demon altar will use the unstable spatial structure of the space divergence to open the door to the demon plane with a large number of sacrifices. Click on the link on the side of Sulfur Mountain City.

"As long as there is no Sulfur Mountain City, these idiots are nothing."

Although Tao's words were harsh, he pointed out the biggest weakness of Sulphur Mountain City, which is that Sulfur Mountain City itself is weak in defense and lacks strategic depth. It is only a single city.

"Hehe, what's the point of a history of only a hundred years? Break its nest, no matter how capable Adam and that sleepless man are, they are doomed to lose their roots and not be able to make waves."

Of course, they still had tacit words that they didn't say, such as the seal of the god of fire element that the bosses behind both sides requested to be lifted at the same time, such as the plan of the two sides to turn their faces immediately after getting rid of Sulfur Mountain City.

At this time, countless phalanxes of soldiers have already started to line up, and they are waiting for the time when the gate of the dimension will open.

"My twelve legions, seventy-nine thousand underground orcs! In front of my elite soldiers, those cowards in Sulfur Mountain City are not worth mentioning!"

"I borrowed your four divisions. Although there are only 30,000 people, there are two magic groups and one black wizard group. They should be able to make up for your lack of magic power."

The black army began to gather, and the silent battle flags were erected one by one. This is the background of the underground overlords, and it is the elite combat power of more than a dozen dungeons.

Among them, there are quite a few legendary and saint-level powerhouses, even the epic-level bosses, and there are also a few. Unlike the last time, the underground overlords are well prepared this time.

Suddenly, Tao looked at the sky over Vitan City, first happy, then surprised, then angry, and then, a trace of fear.

"The Scepter of Eternal Night?! It actually flew over by itself."

Yes, the scene in front of me is like a scene in a novel about knights. The artifact has chosen its master and traveled thousands of miles away.

For the heavily poisoned Lion King, this is naturally a happy thing, but it is the crowd chasing the scepter that makes him frightened and even terrified. Waiter."

"Don't touch it, it belongs to me Greenspan!"

"No, Ramsden, who is closest to the Undead Emperor, is worthy of that scepter. I have heard its call."

"Idiot, that's your illusion, the scepter is clearly calling me! This is a test for me!"

The ones rushing to the front are three undead consuls who are almost insane. Looking at the blue flames of their souls burning wildly in their eyes, it seems that they are already burning their own souls, while those behind them have everything.

I really don't know how the huge nine-headed dragon emperor came from the distant swamp. It is impossible for its huge body to pass through the underground passage.

Over there, the archangel holding the sun bow is fighting and chasing the Balrog wielding a flame whip, the Sharon King in the desert area is destroying the entire underground passage, and the elf knight riding a unicorn is racing horses with the death lord. The clan powerhouses are all chasing the scepter, but what stands in front of them is the coalition forces of the two underground overlords.

At this moment, Tao inexplicably remembered a sentence left by the man disguised by a robe and a mask a month ago before leaving.

"You may regret it."

At that time, I replied with a lot of pride.

"The Beast Emperor never regrets!!"

But at this time, watching his army get involved in an inexplicable battle, being crushed and massacred by strong men of all races, he felt the weakness in his body that he had never experienced before, and looked at Yong Yong who was shining brightly in front of him. The night scepter, feeling that Alur who has left the army and disappeared without a trace, all aspects of desperation have reached old age together, the old lion with all white hair can only sigh helplessly.

"Sleepless, you are right, I regret it, but..."

"WAGHHHH!! Orcs never say never"

But in the next second, after an astonishing roar, after the old lion drew a scar recording hatred on his face, the never-say-die lion king returned.

"A sleepless person who is more cunning than the devil! I admit that I regret it, but it doesn't mean I will admit defeat! Sleepless person! Today's gift is bound to be returned tenfold!!"

"The first, seventh, and ninth battle groups meet, and the one-eyed battle group is facing the impact head-on, line up for me! Let them see how powerful the orc army is! The weak earthlings dare to act wildly in the underground world! Kill them all!!"

－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－

"Greed is always the most difficult original sin to restrain."

Seeing the disappearing fans of the Scepter of Eternal Night without a trace on the sand table, I also planned to get up and take action.

"Wait no longer?"

"Well, the underground overlords are not so easy to deal with, we have to prepare. Eliza, help me to thank Mie for the information sent. If he hadn't told us about the assembly of the old Lions, this time it would have been a fool's errand. .By the way, let Annie and Adam get ready to go, the time for the decisive battle has come."