The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"I'm so stupid, really." Wearing a black cloak borrowed from a kind merchant, I wrapped myself up tightly, and walked carefully through the streets of Sulfur Mountain City.

"I just know that the system has never been uneasy and kind, so most of the things he recommends have problems, and I absolutely can't choose; I don't know that even if there are no problems, there will be problems after passing through the system! You see, the average value of the two bloodlines is higher than the current one. Yes, this shows that there is something wrong with this body. And the charisma value of that cheating father, do you think the system will kindly let me be welcomed by girls? This is clearly a scam, why did I jump at that time? I How silly, really."

The little bat beside me gave me a hard look.

"Enough! You've already nagged me a hundred or two hundred times. Has your IQ dropped after changing your body?"

"No, I just feel better after seeing you in a worse mood, so I want to say a few more words."

[Magic Pet: Heloise (Greedy Mother), Race: Unclassifiable, Strength: 12, Dexterity: 10, Physical Strength: 30, Intelligence: 28, Will: 25, Charm: Undetermined Occupation: Level 1 Mage Comprehensive Evaluation Racial Abilities : Deformation (low-level) system evaluation: This is your familiar, but she is always thinking about how to kill you within the limits of the contract, take care of her, or wait to be conquered by her. The system prompts again: Pfft, I kept the previous evaluation on purpose, now, you don’t have to worry about her rebellion anymore, the great Banshee Queen can only be transformed in bat form and kitten form, the most powerful lethal force It's probably a cat flutter, well done, there are people who are more miserable than you. 】

When I died temporarily, Heloise, who was almost destroyed because of this, was taken into the system. Now that I am resurrected, she is active again, but I am still a living person when I fall to the first level, and she falls At the first level, it is impossible to maintain human form.

"...Are you sure, I'm here to cover your cloth and scream here, what will happen if someone runs naked."

Gritting her teeth, the little bat made what she thought was the scariest threat, but I laughed.

"Please go ahead, streaking is already commonplace here, no one will care. Streaking is not news, it is news that no one streaks every few days."

"Oh, you think I'm a fool, how could there be such a scary place..."

"Catch that naked bull!! Yes, it's the one nicknamed the naked king. Don't let him get away. After a few days of peace, your Buffalo Alliance has become active again. This time we will imprison them for a month. "

Before Heloise could finish her sentence, she opened her mouth in astonishment, and in my numb expression, there was a naked tauren leading a group of naked men roaring past, and immediately, a group of dark elves The knight chased after him.

"Is the honorary title the Supreme Judge of the Naked King?"

Inexplicably, my heart ached, and my worries about the judicial system mixed with the shame of my family's misfortune. An urge to clean up the family and kill others came to my heart, but obviously, if I drew my knife in anger at this time, It's not cleaning the door, but delivering food.

"Let's go. There are a lot of gadgets that use illusions to change appearances in my laboratory. In this state, I can't do anything."

While looking for a way to deal with that guy in his mind, he carefully wrapped his cloak. In a sense, this city is the safest in the entire dungeon, but in a sense, it is also the most dangerous, especially I'm really out of shape right now.

While avoiding sight, he carefully pulled the magic pet bat away. But Heloise looked over there dumbfounded. Several paladins were talking and laughing with several death knights.

This is definitely not seen in other places, and it is a symbol of the harmonious coexistence of order and chaos. I just wanted to say something, but the next moment, they started fighting. While beating and cursing, the quarrel was very fierce, and the attack was very vicious.

"That's right."

Heloise nodded in satisfaction, but at this moment, the yelling came over, but Heloise was immediately dumbfounded.

"You rascally bastard, the promised banshee has a friendship? Why are there only a few female zombies here? You can see that there are maggots growing on their faces, can you see?"

"Tch, ignorant little boy, that's the fashion in our undead area! Also, are you looking good? The beautiful pastor you promised? How come some canteen aunts come here! You think we are fools!"

There were already cheering spectators at the side, the more noisy and fierce the two sides were, the more fierce the fight, but the death knight didn't use his rune sword, and the paladin didn't use the holy light, instead they punched and kicked like a brawl.

"Think about the Banshee and Medusa in our area? Don't mention the doors, there are no windows, and the brothers can't catch them by themselves, so why introduce them to you?"

"Hmph, to tell you the truth. We have to fight hand-to-hand even to talk to the female pastor. The resources are so scarce, why should I introduce them to you?"

Well, amidst the boos of the audience, it became obvious that the two parties organized a joint venture, but they both wanted to exploit the other's girl resources empty-handedly, but they collided and discovered the other's plan.

"The undead and the paladins are associating? Is this world crazy or am I crazy?" Heloise was dumbfounded.

Is it time to be grateful for having a body? Looking at this group of live treasures, I held my stomach, which should be the stomach, and felt stomach pain and neuralgia for the first time.

"Who is going to contact the city management..."

"Don't move, who is causing the chaos? Haha, it's you grandchildren again. During the tripartite friendship last time, you guys dared to bring satyrs and centaurs. If it weren't for our wit, we would have called the legend The sad wind in the middle of the night scares away those slutty beauties, that time the men have been handed over to you. This time the new and old enemies will be counted together. Take my punishment!"

Well, there is no need to call the urban management, this new graduate from Nanxiang has already arrived, but judging from the information he disclosed, I should sigh how good their friendship is, and for no reason, my stomach hurts even more.

"Ouch!"

Suddenly, a person knocked me into the air.

"Sorry, sorry, Momo is chasing those bastards."

It turned out that a dark elf accidentally bumped into me while the urban management was chasing me.

The cloak was knocked open, and the brilliance shot into my eyes, which hurt my eyes, but seeing Momo with a shocked face, I immediately came to my senses.

I quickly wrapped my body in a cloak, the system will not be kind enough to give you a set of clothes, as Heloise said, the newborn body is almost completely naked, and nothing is worn inside the cloak.

"Well, I have nothing to do with those guys from the Buffalo League. I'm a newcomer who came here to learn the power of the law. It's just that I was robbed by robbers just now, and my clothes were stolen."

Trying to recall the No. 2 smile when I was a paladin—the smile of righteousness without doing anything wrong, while trying to distance myself from that group of perverts.

"I'm already penniless, and I just came to seek refuge with that uncle Lich named Roland. This is A Mou, and he is my best friend."

Then, I lifted Heloise in front of the dark elf, and at this time, under my command, she had turned into a cute black kitten.

And under the order of my pet contract, the majestic Banshee Queen, even though her pupils are about to burst into flames, can only obediently start looking at her to be cute.

"aim!!!"

"Hehe, girls often have no resistance to cute things, and if they see that I am not a threat, they will definitely let me go after a little search and inspection."

But soon, I realized that my actions were unnecessary. The female dark elf city manager ignored the meowing Banshee Queen, and just stared at me without saying a word.

Then.....

The imageless saliva flowed down...

"My old lady sent it! The best lady!!!"

Immediately, Wuming became angry, and I roared angrily.

"You are the wife, and your whole family is the wife."

Well, this time I admit that I was cheated by the system again. It is good to exercise from a young state to control the body, and the soul state is the most closely integrated with the physical body. No amount of excuses for self-comfort can cover up the fact that I was cheated .

The body of fourteen years old is indeed the expected physical age, and it is also the true posture of my soul, which is suitable for the fusion of soul and body, but...

"I didn't know that the ancient humans lived for more than two hundred years, and fourteen years old is still a child to them!"

Yes, the average life expectancy of the first generation of humans is at least twice that of the current humans. My fourteen-year-old body looks ten years old at most.

I should have thought a long time ago that compared to the other two choices of flesh, the basic attribute of this flesh is relatively low, because the age is too young, and the charm value is too high, purely because children are generally cute.

Yes, cute, and handsome and uncaringly cute.

The golden hair exudes the luster of the sun, and the red cheeks are flushed, like a freshly washed red apple, which makes people want to take a bite. The fair skin is moist and moist, obviously not exposed to the sun, but The habitual sunny smile on his small face makes people feel his cheerful and lively personality.

It's not scary to turn back to a young age. What's scary is that when I looked in the mirror with the dark river, I thought it looked like a big doll, very cute.

The charm value of nineteen, if it is such an attractive existence on an adult, it is invincible in the world to pick up girls, but when used on children, what's the use of being cute!

This is not the most insidious part of the system.....

Looking young is not a big deal for mages. There are all kinds of secret medicines and props to deceive age, and old hags and old monsters pretending to be young can be seen everywhere. As long as I return to the laboratory, take out those collections, and pretend to be an adult No difficulty at all.

But now the biggest problem-although the little guy has it, but because he hasn't fainted yet, it means he doesn't have it! This is the heart of the matter!

I knew that the system didn't follow the good intentions, and managed to get rid of the body of a lich without **, but gave me this undeveloped body.

My first goal now is to go back to the underground library as soon as possible to find out when the first generation of humans developed puberty and when they were able to get married... Well, I know it will be boring without that book Remember these, but think about it is always right.

But at this moment, judging by this slobbering, nympho dark elf, this time, I'm in great trouble.

"Little cutie...no, kid, how about going to see the goldfish with my sister? There are many cute little animals at my sister's house."

"Goldfish? Are there goldfish in the underground world? You think I'm stupid."

Now that I am only level 1, I will definitely not be able to beat this weakest silver-ranked urban management knight.

"By the way, kid, I still have lollipops here."

Seeing that this idiot elf actually took out a large amount of candy from the breastplate, I don’t know the structure of her brain at all. Is this the proud urban management of Sulfur Mountain City? Thinking of this, my stomach hurts even more... ..

"let me go!!"

"No, I finally met someone who suits my appetite. Momo must take him back and raise him!! Wait a few years before harvesting. Momo will be the first among the sisters to marry a husband!"

Well, Momo has completely forgotten her identity as a law enforcer, and is addicted to her dream.

"Hehe, with such a cute little husband, Momo will be envied by other sisters."

But I did like a crush, but not like a child bride, so I turned my head and ran away without saying a word.

But as soon as he took two steps, his stomach hurt even more, and he fell to the ground helplessly.

"Why is it so uncomfortable, I'm so weak, is there something wrong with the combination of the physical body!"

But suddenly, I felt my whole body being hugged, and the voice of that nympho elf was right next to my ears.

"Why is it so light, kid, have you eaten obediently?"

"Eat?" Well, I finally remembered what I forgot. It took me two days to walk from the dark river, but I had already forgotten the habits of the living as I just turned into a living person. I really didn't expect to eat, but Heloise, who is also a dead person, would not think of reminding me.

"So it's not a stomachache, it's because I'm hungry. I haven't eaten for two days and I'm fine. It seems that my body is still very healthy."

I suddenly realized, and the next moment, I fainted from hunger.

But fortunately, before I passed out, I yelled with all my strength, "Help, there is a strange aunt, she wants to feed me milk", and judging from the urban management who hurried over, my innocent body should be I can keep it.

"Tragedy, cheating system, you and I are at odds with each other!"

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PS. Well, seeing that everyone is so enthusiastic, let’s announce it in advance. I worked hard to catch up with another chapter. It has been updated for 13,000 today. If there are mistakes or omissions in poor condition, we will correct them tomorrow.

PS2. How could anyone guess sissy? It's okay to sissy someone else, but the story of sissy the protagonist is over...