The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Renee Qin Lan, fourteen years old, became the sole heir of Lan's blood after her father King Kashi Lan died in battle, and won the trust of the people and the military."

The experience of this knight princess is quite similar to ours. In the border conflict a year ago, the orc army raided. The previous king, Old Kashgar, was outnumbered and died in battle. The army swept back home.

However, there is no record of her personally appearing in that war, so her combat power and occupation are unknown, but whether it is domestic or foreign, she has been compared with the legendary twins Roland and Cavens.

Three hundred years ago, the legendary paladin Roland grew up rapidly in the war. He was bronze at the age of twelve, silver at the age of thirteen, and gold at the age of fourteen. Countless enemy troops, but unfortunately they were too young, and finally died of exhaustion.

Even for the fastest growing human beings, this growth rate is still unimaginable. At this rate, wouldn't it be the rhythm of a 20-year-old demigod? Even because the growth rate is too outrageous, there are private rumors that this injustice is overwhelming, and finally the Holy Light The God of God really couldn't stand it anymore, so he gave him the power to break through Yunyun.

Even based on this rumor, a bishop proposed to grant Roland the title of Saint Laurent, so that he could be posthumously named Saint Laurent. However, this proposal, which obviously revealed its dark history and slapped the entire Holy Church in the face, naturally could not be passed. of.

Well, the rumors are so mysterious, the real fact is that a certain traverser frantically fought monsters and upgraded during the war, thinking that he could finally turn the tables, but he still couldn't survive the tragedy of the torrent of history.

And if Roland was a growing genius, Cavens was an unbelievable genius from the beginning. He also worked as a mage and a warrior at the same time, and both broke through the golden field early. He was already a double legend when he was twelve years old. Only then did the Byrne murder case occur. If Roland was the once-in-three-hundred-year genius of the Church of the Holy Church, then Cavens would be the once-in-a-thousand-year genius of the entire Ashe.

And only I know. In fact, Cavens has already touched the hurdle leading to the holy rank, he is not the so-called Mowu fellow practitioner who broke through at the same time. Instead, after practicing magic to legend, I was bored and went to practice martial arts again, and then went straight to legend again.

This kind of growth is obviously more inhuman, but if it is inhuman, it can be explained.

In the research of later generations, I found out that Cavens is a magic fetus. In other words, although they are human beings, how could the characters chosen by the Abyss of Chaos be ordinary? It can be said that the demon invasion was full of doubts. One of the most important goals is to return the favorite of the abyss to the abyss.

And in another unexpected adventure, I even discovered that there were a lot of shady scenes back then.

A certain brain-dead prophet predicted the birth of a prince of the abyss among the twins of the country of the extreme north.

And a group of idiots who thought they were the guardians of the world, in order to avoid such a fate, they first passed the high-level pressure test of the Holy Church, forcing the royal family to hand over the eldest son to the Holy Church as a soft hostage. And tried to resist fate by making him a paladin. At the same time, he sent people to assassinate the second son several times, which became an opportunity for the second son to continue to grow.

To be honest, this prophecy is indeed true. With the system accompanying me, if I go all out to kill and upgrade, I will definitely be more evil than Cavens, and in "history", it is true that Roland became the prince of the abyss. From this point of view, both princes may be evil That's right.

But sometimes I also think, if it weren’t for this inexplicable prophecy, we wouldn’t be forced to do this. I’m afraid, no one can figure out whether the prophecy really predicted the real facts, or the prophecy created the facts through its own butterfly effect. Yes, but upon closer inspection, this is like an unsolvable problem such as whether the chicken came first and then the egg, or whether the egg came first and then the chicken. It is puzzling and meaningless to think about.

But flies do not bite eggs without seams. Even without the instigation of conspirators, under the general historical trend at that time and attracted by interests, the war would eventually be triggered. Outnumbered and outnumbered, the final outcome would probably be the same.

Well, let’s get down to business, even if the subjugated princes, even if the history is distorted and not recognized by the mainstream, one is a tragic hero who died for the country, and the other is an anti-hero who sacrificed everything to avenge the subjugated country. Even in modern times, the twin princes are still Lanzhi. The pride of the country, this princess can be compared with the legendary twin stars three hundred years ago, which is enough to prove that the people love her now.

But I noticed even more that the dress and hairstyle of Princess Renee in the portrait imitated Roland back then, and even the lady's silver armor was a female copy of my thorn armor. The seemingly cheerful smile, It is the derivation of the standard smile of the Paladin.

"If it wasn't for her admiration for the heroes of three hundred years ago, then the biggest possibility is that she is deliberately imitating the legendary heroes. If the situation of the country is so bad that she needs to create gods as a princess to gather people's hearts, That's not a good sign."

Perhaps, I have been subconsciously avoiding the new owner of that piece of land, so I have been dealing with her with a counterfeit or indifferent attitude. Even if I started to sort out and collect information from various countries, I did not start with Donglan Principality first.

But now when this fact is placed in front of me, if I avoid it, I will become a coward, and that is not my approach.

Step into the bathroom alone, soak in the bathtub, take off the time-distorting ring, carefully adjust the scale on the ring from 20 to 12, put it on again, and then...

"It really is exactly the same."

When the age returned to the time when the second development had just started, the gender characteristics were not so obvious. The mirror on the wall, which was almost exactly the same face as the poster, shattered my last chance.

"Ahhh, did I really cause trouble by drinking too much that time? But no, there were a lot of precepts of the Holy Knights back then. Before the age of 12, we lived like monks in Bain. After the age of 12 Fighting every day, there is no time to make mistakes."

What's more, it's puzzling to have a great-great-great-granddaughter inexplicably more than myself, and the only comfort is that although they advertise that they are descendants of Roland, they really don't know whether it is Roland or Cavens up.

After all, being revenged and purged by the demon army led by Cavens also created countless deadly enemies and resentment. Under such circumstances, even if they were descendants of Cavens, they would not tell the truth. It's perfectly normal to play Roland's banner.

"Brother bastard, I need you to take the blame at this time."

I think back then that twins obviously looked the same, and I was the one who was better at talking. Cavens is more popular than me, and there are no messy commandments. At a young age, he can pretend to be young and break the defenses of his sisters. Not to mention court maids, there are not a few noble ladies who have been captured by him, and they often show off in front of my brother.

And even if I hate it. But I still pay attention to the image of being a crown prince and a paladin, pretending to be mature and a gentleman, paying attention to my reputation and image, and in the end I was still a bachelor. Now, instead, there are a large group of offspring who don't know the true and false, and I feel a little taken advantage of.

Well, I admit that it is the envy, jealousy and hatred of the great magister for more than 300 years (folklore, a virgin at the age of 30 will naturally become a magician, if it is more than 300 years. Should it be a curse mage or a great magister? ), but when I think that there is a great-great-great-granddaughter who is older than my * (the specific generation is unknown), I feel inexplicably overwhelmed.

"Huh? The door is unlocked? Oh, sorry."

Suddenly, the door opened. The bulldog just walked into the bathroom, looked at me calmly in the bath, then turned around and walked out.

Oh no, she didn't go out, she went to lock the door! What the hell is she trying to do! !

"Hehehe, I don't think it's right. It's the magic to change the body. Which one is your real age and name, Luo Luo? Luo Lan? I guess it's Luo Luo, otherwise you should have eaten the head of the eldest sister long ago. , and I won’t be so angry when I mention incompetence and immaturity. Sorry, I accidentally stepped on your pain, and Momo will pay attention to it in the future.”

While your words sound good, what exactly are you going to do? Why undress? Why come here! Why go into the bath! What is that saliva! !

"Just let Momo hug it, just hug it, Momo can't do anything, really!"

Wipe your saliva clean first before you say this, and the obscene smile at the corner of your mouth, I should say that I am worthy of being the dark elves, so what do you mean by your weird twisted finger movements, and what are you planning to do!

"Hey, baby, just a little pain." The bulldog has completely turned into the embodiment of desire, and I, who was already dumbfounded, was forced into a corner.

"Don't even think about it! Black-skinned elf! Don't touch my man."

"Momo, what the hell are you doing!"

One second before Diana broke the door lock and came in, a flash of light suddenly shot out from the ring on her right hand and hit Momo. Under the wrath of the demon marquis, she immediately fell to the ground and rushed to the street.

"Sorry, Roland, the emergency rescue procedure has been activated, and the energy of the ring is exhausted. I'm afraid I won't be able to contact you within three days. I really don't regard the ring as being activated, such as bathroom play, bathroom peeping, etc. interest."

Well, Eliza, even if you act cute maliciously at this time, I won't find it cute.

"I'm sorry, my lord, but I'll tell her well."

Well, you also rushed in directly. Also, can you not look at it so indifferently, even if a boy has not yet developed, he still has human rights.

The gray elf who rushed in raised his colleague, bowed his head and apologized, but the way he covered his mouth and chuckled after sneaking a peek was really inexplicably irritating.

Well, the two elves have left, and the bathroom returned to calm, but I left the bath silently. First, I took off the Eliza ring and pressed it under the clothes, and then readjusted the time-distorted ring. Then, he took out the spare sword next to his clothes and placed it by the bathtub before starting to take a bath again.

five minutes later...

"Well, the door is broken? Is there anyone in there? Oh, men's clothes, then, anyway, the bath is big enough, let's hang out together, wash together, and rub each other's backs."

"Brother, your soap has fallen, I'll pick it up for you."

This time, it's Beifeng and Casio, a duo of brothers who are increasingly unable to look directly at them.

"I've had enough of being perverted! Eat me and smash evil!"

It's a pity that the absolute disparity in strength made Beifeng successfully catch the sword with empty hands.

But it is absolutely right to have the sword ready. It is definitely a mistake to name this team. They are absolutely gentlemen. Is it possible for there to be normal people?

"Are you saying that, are you a normal person? Gentlemen and perverts are attracted to each other, right?"

Suddenly, a wet kitten jumped out of the bathtub, shook it, dried the water, and then walked in front of me calmly. out of the bathroom.

"Heloise! ​​You're here!"

"Slime needs to replenish water regularly. I came earlier than you. Really, I am so grown up. I even competed with a cat, by the way. I am in good shape and cute when I was young. Why don't you consider joining my team?" Although the harem never recruits men, but if it is so cute, even a boy can make do."

"Heloise! ​​Eat my Holy Light Slash!"

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The dark night does not mean the end of the day. The "accident" during the day eventually turned into a farce that swept everything. I was so tired that I wanted to take a bath to recover from fatigue. But remembering that was the beginning of everything, in the end, he could only lie helplessly on the bed.

But unexpectedly, Heloise, transformed into a cat, jumped into the room from the window sill.

"Hey. It's time to learn. You don't want the news of paladins learning elemental magic to be spread. The title of freak should be a little less."

While dodgy and dangerous, knowledge and promises are valued. It was one of the few advantages of Heloise in the past.

Thinking of the promised ice magic study, I suddenly became interested. In the second life, I did learn ice magic from Heloise, but Heloise at that time was not easy to talk about. It's hard to say. He kept saying that I was stupid because I didn't learn well.

But half an hour later....

"To say that you are a pig really sucks. Such a stupid apprentice really can't teach, feel the breath of the elements, you don't want you to drive them, communicate, communicate, you don't want you to order and threaten, you are so nonsense, don't Speaking of demigods, how did you become a legendary mage?"

"Of course it's cheating with the system."

Well, it is enough to think about it psychologically, and it is unnecessary to say it, but it seems that even if Heloise taught it seriously back then, the result would probably be the same.

"I really don't know how you taught Eliza. Her ice magic already has its own way, with unlimited potential, but you yourself are still in the understanding of an apprentice."

"Just throw the spell text and study notes to her, and ask her to ask Margaret if she doesn't understand, that's all."

The cat sighed helplessly, but turned into a human form in a burst of distortion. I upgraded her shape-shifting ability, and the blond girl reappeared, but...

"Pfft, so cute."

Seeing the doll-like three-inch nails in front of me posing as a mentor, I immediately laughed out loud, which obviously meant revenge.

Heloise sighed helplessly.

"Learn or not? If I don't learn, I'll go to bed. If you earn some energy, will I become so small?"

The strength of a magic pet is linked to its master. Since I am still very weak, obviously, it is still too early for her to fully transform into a human form.

"Elemental magic comes from the ancient elemental gods. The elemental gods and elements have their own tempers. Each elemental magic has its own nature. Your understanding of Binghan is superficial, so naturally you can't make progress. You think Bingbing's What is the essence? Why did you choose to learn ice in the first place?"

The essence of ice? Isn't it low temperature? What is so difficult to understand.

Why did you choose Ice in the first place? Wasn't it because he was born in Snow Country, deeply understood the cruelty of winter, and felt that ice magic had infinite potential.

"In fact, every high-level elemental mage has his own understanding of elements. I didn't teach you before. I didn't want to save it, but I hope you can understand it yourself. But it has been at this level for hundreds of years. I know that with your magic aptitude, You don’t know it will take thousands of years until you understand it, so I’ll just talk about my understanding.”

With one move of the little hand, an ultra-small Flame Eagle soared in the room, and then Heloise pointed, and the white clouds floated over. I thought that the Flame Eagle would explode due to the conflict between ice and fire, but surprisingly, But the Flame Eagle was only covered in white, which slowed down its flight speed.

This is completely different from the conflict of ice and fire in common sense. Suddenly, I understand why Eliza can control both ice and fire at the same time.

"My personal understanding is that ice cold is not something that exists in reality at all. It is a state and trend that slows down or even stagnates things."

Hearing this, I immediately admired Heloise. Temperature is a kind of energy, and low temperature will reduce the activity of things. These concepts of physics are nothing to a traveler, but a local mage can learn from elemental magic. Reversing the essence requires countless theoretical accumulations and experiments, which are enough to prove that Heloise has a very high attainment in finding magic, and is indeed worthy of the reputation of the omniscient.

"Every ice mage has a different understanding of the nature of ice, and there is no right or wrong, but your little apprentice specializes in ice modeling. I think she regards ice as a 'stationary moment', In the end, being able to practice ice and fire is to regard the flame as a "moment of movement", combine movement and stillness, and outline the entire world in your heart. Warriors strengthen their bodies to change the world, and mages use their will and ideas to influence the world. Don't use it. Understand magic like a foolish warrior, or you'll be just an apprentice for the rest of your life."

Looking at this solemn Three Inch Nails, I felt for the first time that she was indeed a mentor, so I nodded silently.

"Is it ice?"

When I closed my eyes and meditated, I thought of the high snow-capped mountains and glaciers in my hometown in winter. Under the cruel natural selection, the beings struggled for the right to live, and nature used its own methods to select the strong who were qualified to live.

"Thanks, teacher, I almost understand."

PS:

The Qingshoumeng 4D outbreak has been completed and the work is over. It seems that there are still a few hundred characters missing, so I will make up tomorrow ()