The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Lying on the bed and reading a book by the dim oil lamp, waiting for the first rays of sunshine in the morning to slowly shine into the house, the warm sunshine gradually warms the body and mind. This ordinary life that ordinary people are accustomed to is the enjoyment I miss most now.

I haven’t read many books, but my thoughts are flying around. In the early morning, my mind is most clear, and all kinds of bad ideas come out one after another. Perhaps, this is the instinct of life to yearn for light.

It has been almost half a month since arriving at the Fortress of Lance, and the caravan from Silver Hook has already left. They will go to the Oran Empire to participate in the celebration of the succession of the new emperor Dassos, and the Roland robot is a congratulatory gift, known for its luxury The royal family and nobles of Oran also pursue rare things, and there is absolutely only one such novel and interesting big robot. According to Silver Hook's calculations, this gift-giving is definitely a lucrative investment.

The big team left early, but I had no intention of leaving at all. I just practiced swords, read books, went shopping, chatted, and drank tea every day. I was just like a retired old man.

"Could it be that this guy really went to the human world for vacation?"

In the eyes of others who don't understand, I actually did a lot of things.

For example, collect data, update the current situation and changes in various countries in the mainland, and make adjustments for future action plans.

It has to be said that due to the long and dangerous underground passages and the chaos in the underground world, a piece of news on the ground has often become a thing of the past. Unless it is a major news brought back by an intelligence agent, it is generally It has been at least half a year since the transmission of information, and mistakes and deviations are even more inevitable.

In addition, most of the residents of the underground world can't even manage their own lives. How can they care about the surface thousands of miles away? The small talk between customers and merchants is basically based on thirty years ago.

Wrong intelligence can only make wrong judgments. Even the characters and backgrounds of the leaders of various countries are not known, so how to make targeted arrangements, this must be corrected.

kindness. It is said to be gorgeous and high-end, but in fact it is just reading newspapers. Just read books.

Due to the existence of the God of Knowledge, the printing technology in Ashe Continent is quite developed, just like the daily newspaper in Sulfur City. There were not many types of newspapers three months ago, but they were much better than the useless information from the underground world decades ago.

but. Even so, the old newspapers and periodicals I read in half a month are enough to fill three or four rooms.

"[The evil underground world is about to move? The legendary underground covenant has surfaced! Our wise king Antar II calls for long-term preparations!],

Ah. Even Molly's name was spelled wrong, the underground covenant has changed a long time ago, the same old and outdated information. "

However, it can be seen ten years in advance that the underground world has plans to counterattack the surface, and has made a long-term preparation posture. It seems that Antar II, who was hailed as a wise king by later generations, really had two brushes.

Gathering intelligence is just a daily act, and there are still many seemingly insignificant, but actually very important things to deal with.

For example, identity background and accent, if you want to mix into human society, you must first solve these two problems.

Ancient people's speech and modern people's speech are completely two concepts. Even for the most commonly used lingua franca, there are many dialects and accents in each place, and this, seemingly trivial, is often the easiest to reveal the true identity.

But for me, learning to imitate an accent is really not a problem. It is rare to delete the ancient vocabulary that has long since disappeared in history. On the other hand, the most important exercises are still chatting with people and reading newspapers.

In this regard, we can only try one word at a time, which is time-consuming and labor-intensive, but it has been quite effective.

If you have a background, you should have prepared earlier. Under my arrangement, a dilapidated noble family with a background in the land of mist has lived in this city for more than 20 years. The ancestors were once brilliant because they helped the ancestors fight for the title of knight. However, even though they have lost their noble titles in this generation and only rely on a few land properties to maintain their living, they can barely be regarded as members of the human nobles.

And they, Luo Luo, a son with leprosy, was sent to a monastery to live an isolated life. When he came back by chance, he was afraid of infecting others. He was also wrapped in bandages and black cloths all over his body, so that people could not see his face clearly.

And just four years ago, perhaps because of devout prayers, the God of Holy Light performed a miracle, healed the poor boy, and gave him the status of a paladin, and that boy was even more unbelievable Go on an adventure to the underground world alone.

In the eyes of most of the nobles in the city, this is just another propaganda story of the Holy Church expanding its influence. Anyway, people can’t come back, who knows if it’s true. But surprisingly, this story has recently had a follow-up.

Everyone regretted that when this miraculously cured young man was impulsively sent to death, half a month ago, he actually came back, and he came back with a lot of wealth in a bumper harvest. His nickname is Luo Luo, and his real name is Luo Luo. It was Luo Lan.

Today, with the promotion of caring people, this legendary story has begun to spread in the city.

Well, when it comes to this, everyone should have guessed that the caring person is my person.

Yes, this nineteen-year-old Luo Luo does not actually exist, and that family was sent by me twenty years ago. The real people involved in that identity have already settled in Sulfur Mountain City.

And in order to make the two identities as similar as possible, I acted the few times that Luoluo had contact with neighbors and outsiders, and even left some obvious personal traces on purpose, such as the weird accent of speaking, which was quite a bit strange. Weird cross-legged sitting.

It seems superfluous to plan more than 20 years in advance just for the sake of a nobleman and a clean background? No, in my eyes, that's not enough.

Although it is very helpless, in this world, human beings who are the rulers are probably the most xenophobic race. If you want to mix in human society, or step up to the upper-class nobles of the ruling class, it is necessary to inherit the status of nobles for three generations. Few, and if they are regarded as spies of foreign races, I am afraid there is no need to do anything.

Of course, there are many blank areas in this experience. If someone pursues it in the future, there will definitely be doubts, but the doubts are much more trustworthy than the completely blank past. Unknown origin can be used as a weakness to be attacked, but if it is just a doubt, it is necessary to attack the opponent. At least it is not easy to come up with counter-evidence that this identity is false.

Recently, I went shopping every day, greeted the uncles, aunts, and grocery shopping aunts of the neighbors, and showed some strange personal traces, which was to make the two identities overlap and make the false identity more authentic.

However, for some reason. Due to my pathetic luck, I went a little too far....

"Pfft, Luo Lan, I heard that you are a lover of old ladies?"

gab! Have such a crap hobby? It's just that the damn daily task has me helping the old lady cross the street ten times. But is there a so-called pedestrian crossing here, and there are fewer carriages. As a result, I waited all afternoon, only to meet three eligible old ladies, and finally begged them to let me help me cross the road... At last, my eyes lit up and I looked around. The old lady and the way she fawned over the old lady were seen. The result is this bad title.

"No no, I heard it's the Wild Dog Terminator."

Nonsense, dogs are man's best friend, I really like the task of bathing wild dogs, but the dogs don't like it... It's a good meal of fangs and claws. Fortunately, I have the Holy Light, otherwise I would not be able to see people the next day.

"Ah, it is said that you were arrested on the spot for following a beautiful woman and plotting against others?"

Nonsense, my goal is to fight evil and clean up those hooligans! It's a pity that none of the hooligans were caught that day. Sure enough, the paladin is not good at stealth? As for being arrested, I am a paladin, how could I be arrested, it was just a matter of persuading the guards.

The final results of these missions not only let me deeply understand that the system is still cheating, and that doing good things is more difficult than doing bad things, but also made the "miraculous Luo Lan" and "lucky boy Luo Lan" become "excessively kind" Luo Lan", and then became "The next door Luo Lan whose head got flooded", "Unfortunately, the young man was so young, his brain was burnt out by the holy light."

"It doesn't matter, this way gives people a deeper image, and the stupid point is more in line with the personal setting of rushing into the underground world to die. It's a good thing! It's a good thing!" This is my self-deception that contains blood and tears.

But sometimes, when disasters keep coming, when the image keeps collapsing, there is a limit to self-deception...

"It's a good thing, my sister. The cute girl in the flower shop next door looked at me from the longing when we first met, to the sympathy for the mentally handicapped! Someone shouted behind my back, 'Don't give up hope, don't give up treatment', it's only been a week Too much will destroy my image, and if this continues, I will finally get rid of my identity as a lich Roland with water in my head, but I will become a paladin Roland whose head was burned by the holy light."

But it's a pity that in order to become stronger as soon as possible, I have to do the daily tasks that are getting more and more cheating. I kind of miss that evil system. These days, doing good things is much more difficult than doing bad things.

"Helping an old lady cross the road is regarded as an attempt to rob an elderly person, helping someone carry a bag is regarded as an attempted theft, voluntary street sweeping is regarded as an insanity, and bathing and shaving a dog is regarded as an attempt to make dog meat hot pot. Do you want to trust me a little bit more? Master System, you won, take pity on my ruined reputation and image, let me go!"

Now, even that silly elder sister Diana looked at me very strangely. When she saw that I was trapped by the system, she was not as surprised as before, but nodded her head as a matter of course, as if saying, "Well, Roland is right." It should be like this, as expected, the majestic Judge of the Sleepless is the illusion."

But today, just halfway through the newspaper, I was attracted by a piece of news from three months ago.

"The new emperor of the mighty Oran Empire has succeeded to the throne. Forty-two dependent countries including the Duchy of Bubi, the Duchy of Donglan, and the Kingdom of Casiro sent royal family members to congratulate them. It is expected that they will present their flags during the ceremony. Loyalty and trust...."

"Crack." With a crisp sound, the newspaper was split in two.

"Subordinate country!?"

The blood surged up all of a sudden, and the rest of the words could no longer be read. The inexplicable annoyance and sense of grievance made me angry, but I didn't know how to vent it.

Even if he had known for a long time that the current Donglan Principality is no longer the country with a thousand years of history, he could understand that it is an international practice for a small country to surrender to a big country, but when he thought of the fact that the battle flag of Lan, which symbolizes indomitability and protection, should be listed on the Under the royal banner of a certain empire, an inexplicable feeling of aggrievedness made me want to kill someone.

"Damn unworthy descendants, useless things!! You have gotten so mixed up that you want other countries to submit to you! You have lost all the dignity and millennium glory of Lanzhi's bloodline."

Well, even though I knew it was very unreasonable to complain, I was still furious and furious in the room because of my nameless anger.

After a long time, I calmed down and sighed helplessly.

"Hey, you can't really blame them."

I know that there are some things that cannot be blamed on future generations. It is still amazing that future generations can rebuild the motherland.

So, after calming down, I looked at the torn newspaper again and put it back together.

Although it is very annoying, this information is indeed very important and must be studied carefully.

"The new emperor, Dassos, isn't he the winter wolf king in history? Although he was an unlucky guy who was bent by Victoria, he has made great achievements in history, and he really shouldn't be underestimated."

And when I think of Victoria, I think of the tragic ending of Dasos. Inexplicably, my mood is much better, and a crooked idea full of malice pops up again.

"For a great emperor like him, maybe he is tired of eating big fish and meat, so he will be obsessed with Victoria's rare neutral beauty. Perhaps, Victoria is gone, and Ke Luosi is here, and she is also a super neutral beauty. No, try to distort him again, and let him leave another quatrain in history."

Well, even if it was just for fun, to vent the resentment caused by the fact that the royal family of Lan was forced to bow their heads, while Kolos, who was preaching in the square, shivered inexplicably, as if bad luck was about to come.

But I then turned to the last page of the newspaper, where there were portraits and brief introductions of the representatives of the various countries who participated in the succession ceremony.

"Donglan Principality, yes, is it a princess? Renee Qin Lan?"

"Crack!" The newspaper that was barely put together was completely scrapped. This time it was not out of anger, but because I was inexplicably shocked by the scene in front of me.

In the corner of the newspaper was a vivid portrait. In the portrait, the heroic female knight in silver armor was waving to the public with a sunny smile.

"Knight princess Renee, the only descendant of Lan in the world, has won the trust of the people."

An imposter for Lan's descendants? All conjectures can be invalidated. In front of the heroic face of the female knight, even if I don't want to admit it, I have to admit it.

"Luo Lan!! Look at this! This princess looks alike with Luo Luo and you. Are you all a family? Don't try to deny it. This time the evidence is convincing. Let Momo meet the lovely Xiao Luo soon." Luo."

Momo rushed in, and what she waved was the same newspaper as mine.

And that knight princess named Renee actually looks 90% like me! If it weren't for the feminine beauty between the eyebrows and the masculine heroism, with a slightly pointed face and thinner eyebrows, they would be the same person.

Staring at the portrait of the girl, I secretly made up my mind.

"It seems that we have to go to Kagosi City, the king's capital of the Oran Empire first."

PS:

ps. I went to work after the festival, and I have been busy all day, so I only found time to write now, it is a bit late.

In order to celebrate the enthusiastic support of Squirrel's first leader, Kepel, book friends, there will be another chapter tonight. But I don't know what time it is, everyone should rest early, and it will be the same tomorrow.

The monthly ticket is more than 200, that is to say, I owe two blowouts. Squirrel doesn't like to be in debt, so let's try to break out as soon as possible without affecting the quality. In addition, let the monthly pass and subscription come more violently, the crazy lich is just one step away from the boutique. ()