The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Beastmaster Beastmaster Hospital, Beifeng Renai, provides you and your family with warm services, floor-level prices, and royal-level services. Well, that's it."

After the sunset, I just walked into the brand new old house, and heard such a hot topic, I thought I went to the wrong door.

"Let the world know I exist."

"Let future generations know of my existence."

"If you can't be famous forever, you will be infamous for thousands of years."

"Please trust us wholeheartedly, please entrust your pet to us, professional infertility, century-old shop, Beifeng Renai Veterinary Hospital, worthy of trust."

That's the slogan of the four flags, it's blinding.

Beifeng is arguing with others, and his close buddy Casio is waving the flag for him, but with the slogan on the flag on his body, people can't look directly at him at all.

I was thinking, if old Mian sees his grandson like this, he should be happy and no longer have to worry about the internal fighting in the clan, or he will directly fight me for his life in anger.

"Brother Beifeng is so warm and friendly, why do you always hate him? Is racial prejudice really so stubborn?"

Seeing that roar of affection, his eyes filled with tears because his elder brother was not understood, I think that old Mie would probably hack me to death, and if one was not enough to beat me, he would probably drag the whole clan.

And on the opposite side...

"Heavenly Punishment.", "Go to hell." Well, if other people wave this flag, it's fine, you bastard who followed here for Kolos, are you qualified to wave the flag behind?

"The law is the highest, the court of the law and the church are the highest." This flag was planted on Kolos's giant staff, and the rampant thunder made people not hesitate her determination to maintain her faith.

"The minority obeys the majority. If I say it, I will go to trial. If you don't agree, do it!" This is Momo's, and it is a perfect match with her fierce face with teeth and mouth.

All right. The flags of both sides were equally overlooked, and the ones taking the lead over there were Ke Luosi and Momo, as well as two young men who were vigorously waving the flags and shouting.

Soon, while secretly thanking myself for escaping the housecleaning, I figured out what was going on, and it turned out that I was causing as much trouble as I always did.

Before I left, I casually said:

"Such a big house,

Free time is too wasteful, our bedrooms are all on the second and third floors. If you don't want to do something on the first floor, people come and go, at least it can be used as a cover. "

Well, when this group of idlers have finished cleaning, they are also idle when they are idle. We really started to discuss how to use the space on this floor and the garden,

But as always. The normal discussion lasted only five minutes. The rest has become a struggle to realize one's selfish desires.

"Let's run a veterinary hospital. We have Brother Beifeng, an old Chinese doctor, and so many beautiful nurses. We will definitely make a lot of money."

Perhaps it is a treasure from Beifeng's time as a veterinarian, and Casio is showing off the nurse's attire in his hand. If the miniskirt and black lace were worn on the elf, it would be extremely tempting. Not to mention, judging from the eyes that do not drift back and forth between Kolos and the nurse's outfit. This really made some two shaken a little.

"Bastard, if people know that I worked in Beifeng's hospital, I really don't need to marry in the future."

But Momo is clearly unimpressed, and she is now fighting hard for her future.

"Hmph, fierce lady, do you think you can get married now? Do you think no one knows about you peeping at Luo Lan sleeping? A womanizer. A wolf."

"Aha, at least it's better than you. Is it normal to be with Beifeng all day long? Let my mother be a nurse? Yes, as long as you wear it too."

"You... how can you say that, we are pure brotherhood! Wear it as soon as you wear it, and you will be afraid of you when I wear it. Okay, if I wear it, you have to agree with Brother Beifeng's plan. I really don't know how you I thought, why should such a good thing as a veterinary hospital be stopped.”

After finishing speaking, Casio really began to take off his armor and studied how to wear the nurse's uniform.

The young man is very handsome and masculine, his solid muscles are not exaggerated, but he gives people a sculpture-like classical beauty, but if he is wearing a nurse uniform... I'd better throw up first.

Well, if you don't stop me, today's dinner will be saved, but the krypton gold dog's eyes will also be blinded.

But fortunately, someone stopped him first.

"Brother, it's good that you have this kind of heart, but don't blame them too much. History tells us that the pioneers are always lonely, but the insensitive public will always wake up one day. We just need to work hard to convey our true meaning, and then quietly It is enough to wait. As for myself."

Sad Feng with his hands clasped together smiled calmly, like a Buddha with a halo of a saint faintly behind him. ,

"The world slanders me, bullies me, insults me, laughs at me, despises me, despises me, hates me, cheats me, how to deal with it? Just bear him, let him, let him, avoid him, endure him, respect him, don't Take care of him, stay a few more years and watch him. All kinds of hostility are useless, I love this world so deeply... Ah!"

The last "ah" is a scream.

"I want you to be deep, I want you to be deep! You think we can't see that the fake holy light is your hunter's flash bomb, and you dare to copy Eastern Buddhist scriptures for me."

“治愈你妹啊，你这明明是恶趣味！还敢说爱，爱就一定要让人至郁？揍得就是你这个爱的战士。”

"Break the shoe, smash the evil, and convict the crime, try my fist to subdue the devil."

Well, I couldn't help but do it myself, seeing Beifeng's smirk, his sanctimonious nonsense, I really can't understand my hatred if I don't fight.

After a farce, I swept around the hall that had just been cleaned but was immediately messed up by slogans and flags again, and I began to preach.

"Look at you, no matter how old you are, you can't be more stable. Look at Diana, what a girl, why doesn't she fight."

"Hmph, big sister doesn't know which one to fight for."

"Um?"

Well, I saw two flags on the back of Diana, who blushed when she heard the words.

"It is suggested that the first floor be built as a trial court."

"Moon Goddess Church, listen to the will of the true God."

Seemingly embarrassed by me, the gray elf said something in a low voice, and I got closer to realize...

"The Chapel of the Holy Light is the highest!" Well, this silly girl who was slow and slow finally made up her mind.

talking. She looked at me expectantly, as if she was counting on me as a paladin to agree with her suggestion.

I can understand that you have followed the way of the Holy Light for hundreds of years, and now you are under the command of the God of Law, but you are still a gray elf who follows the path of Lady Moonlight's salvation, but is it really okay to believe in three true gods at the same time?

Even if the gods of order only restrict religious admission and do not prohibit multiple beliefs, but as a priest, can you have some integrity, and you will not be afraid of being struck by a thunderbolt if you step on three boats.

But seeing the heroic and legendary female knight in the past become timid and worried when talking about faith, I knew it was useless to talk. It's useless for outsiders to say these things, as long as he makes up his mind.

I should have known that there would be no normal people in the League of Gentlemen. Even if the appearance is normal, there will still be problems in the essence, even if the original is normal. If you stay for a long time, you will still be infected with metamorphosis (glanced at Casio sympathetically). Probably, the only Green who is not around is better.

"Wait. No. One less, Green?"

How can I rest assured that there is obviously one less person, Green Mingming is the most dangerous!

"He's been gone since we started talking. Probably..."

"Crack!" "Boom!" With the sound of the explosion and the sound of the wall being damaged, billowing smoke rose, and I looked at the blue sky speechlessly. Make up your mind to find a normal person tomorrow.

"Probably he..."

"Needless to say, I know. Next time, remember to put a chain on him, keep an eye on him, and just say what I said."

All right. Needless to say, I can already understand the thinking of that strange prince, the house is cleaned = the fortress is ready = the security equipment is activated = a lot of traps and bombs are arranged = safety first = you can sleep at night.

"Safety first! Don't thank me too much."

The next moment, the prince came out from a certain corner and proudly gave a thumbs up. Although I couldn't see the face under the helmet clearly, I could feel that he was smiling triumphantly under the helmet.

"! (I'll be back)" Inexplicably, the thumbs-up gesture of this cold iron giant reminded me of the famous lines of that alien robot, and I was a little curious about what Green looked like under the iron face. A metal puppet with an iron core and a steel body is so incomprehensible.

"Hey, forget it, it's not worthwhile to be angry with him, and it's not the first time."

Some people are doomed to be stubborn all their lives. Green, who has been taught repeatedly, is a typical example. It is really meaningless to be angry with him.

Looking at the billowing black smoke outside the window, considering my blood pressure was getting higher and higher at such a young age, even though my face was covered with veins from anger, I still covered my chest, counting one, two, three, trying to stabilize my emotions about to go berserk and blood pressure.

"Think of a good place. If it blows up, it will blow up. If the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come. Just set up new defenses. Wait, what did he blow up?"

We've just moved here, and we don't have any visitors, who the hell would set off the bomb we just planted.

"My x, I ordered dinner, ingredients and daily necessities!! I secretly bought rare publications and pictorials, Green, you idiot! My out-of-print collection, that's super expensive."

Rushing out, as expected, I ordered dinner and daily necessities in the shopping street after receiving the reward. The delivery carriage had already flown into the sky, and the groom and the porter were so frightened that the ground trembled, but now, that The expensive goods have all turned into charred waste.

"Ahhh. I can't take it anymore, don't run away, let me kill you, and then find new teammates! This time, we must replace some normal people."

Well, looking at the treasures that I finally got in the black market, only the last scorched pages are left, my last string of reason is also broken, and the new treasures are destroyed before I can look at them, what blood pressure do I have to think about? , Eat my Great Breaking Evil Slash!

"Parents in heaven, I know how you feel when you come home from work after a hard day and see your home being turned upside down by a brat. It's probably the same as me now. I repent, I'm guilty, but can you not use this A group of grown-up brats are torturing me, can you give me a few normal people, if this continues, I will die of high blood pressure before I am 20 years old!"

Someone wrote this in his diary tonight, but it turns out that strange flowers are always calling strange flowers, and perverted creatures are even more contagious. Naming the "League of Gentlemen" was the biggest mistake in my life. This is just the beginning .

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It was a group of quaint palaces with no colorful paint on the walls. There is no carpet on the ground, not even a decorative vase, but it is the residence of the highest authority in the entire Oran Empire.

"Luxury is face, face is for outsiders to see, put those messy things aside, don't dazzle me."

When the minister persuaded Dassos to follow the precedent of the emperors of all dynasties and build a palace when he ascended the throne, the young king left this sentence and moved to the abandoned palace of the previous emperor despite everyone's dissuasion.

"Women? I'm not interested. If it's someone else's woman, I might have it, but if it's someone else's land, I'm even more interested."

The future King of the Winter Wolf has never concealed his ambition, and it is this desire and the ability to turn his ambition into reality that allow him to defeat the other seven sons of the former king and finally ascend to the throne.

war? Surely within five years of Daxos' accession. This is the common opinion of all diplomats and researchers of the international situation.

If it is a small country, such a blatant war madman will naturally not be able to sit still. But alas. In the past three hundred years, the Oran Empire has accumulated enough heritage, and the neighboring countries are not strong enough. From ordinary people to lords everywhere, they all hope to get a chance to reshuffle and promote, and in this Form enthroned under the Dassos. The promise of war is made, and the popularity becomes even more terrifying.

Renee and Kelly's guess is not wrong. Dassos just made it clear that he can convince people with strength, and if you obey, you will kneel down completely. If you are not convinced, just find a reason to beat you.

But one thing they didn't guess was that Dasos's ambition was bigger than expected, how could a vassal state satisfy his greed.

"Is the arrangement going? The knight princess's guardian knight selection ceremony."

According to the records in history, the King of Winter Wolf is also a rare handsome man, with a high nose bridge, a masculine Chinese character face, and long black hair that drags down to his waist, but he does not have the slightest sissy feeling. Perhaps, It was because the hawk eyes under the star-like sword eyebrows were always full of aggression that people couldn't ignore his existence at all.

But at this moment, when the subjects of Ruolan Kingdom heard what he said, they would definitely fight him desperately.

"It's ready. Two legends, four golds, and sixteen silvers. Our Oran Empire is full of young and talented people. This will give her more face. It should be considered cheap for that country princess."

"Ha, don't underestimate Lanzhi's bloodline. If it weren't for the several battles they caused, which completely destroyed so many powerful empires, how could our Oran Empire rise? The camels that died of illness are as big as horses. I'm sorry for their royal family I am very interested in the secrets of the Aurora Knights, and the legendary Aurora Knight is a rare fourth-tier (golden) unit among humans, even if it is left behind, it can greatly improve the strength of our royal guard."

Yes, from the very beginning, what the Oran Empire wanted was not subordination, what they expected was annexation.

Guardian knight? In the Ashe Continent, there is another term for the guardian knight of noble ladies-underground lover. Of course, this is often the choice of the lady who cannot marry for some reason, but obviously, this time Dassos does not intend to consult Renee's opinion came straight to the point.

This generation of Lan's royal family has only one woman. If her husband-in-law can be made into an Oran, and the next generation of princes can have half of Oran's blood, it will naturally be equivalent to annexing this small country.

And what if she rejects the chosen guardian knight? Well, this is an insult to the supreme royal power of the Kingdom of Oran, um, it is the rhythm that forces you to rebel.

Refuse to join? The war was annexed.

Refuse to guard the knight? The war was annexed.

Accept alliances and guardian knights? directly absorbed.

Facing the shameless Auran Empire, which clearly stated that the weak preyed on the strong, there seemed to be little that Donglan Principality could do.

In this simple palace, on the huge map hanging on the wall, the Donglan Principality and the four small countries around it have been filled with chess pieces of various colors, which represent locations of great strategic significance.

The newly enthroned Winter Wolf King has already set his hunting sights on the small countries of the alliance, and the fat he is most satisfied with is the Donglan Principality in the north.

As long as it is taken down, there will be no opponents in the north, and all the way to the border of the orcs will be smooth, and occupying the expanded territory of the Central Plains, the Oran Empire will usher in a new peak.

And a stable rear, countless precious minerals on the northern plateau, and huge profits from border transactions are the cornerstones of the grand strategy to dominate the entire continent.

And when the subject had just left, the young Winter Wolf King closed his eyes and meditated again, but a connection with someone in the shadows was established.

"Ka, well done, you are worthy of being the son of Cloven. It seems that choosing you to be the throne is indeed the most correct, and our cooperation will usher in a new peak."

"Ha, dirty crows, I don't care why you are still clinging to that bloodline, but as long as you can prove your worth, I will not be extravagant as a king's generous reward."

"Then thank you Your Majesty in advance. As long as the blood of Lan can be completely eradicated, our Astrology Tower is willing to pay complete loyalty. Please look forward to our performance."

Above the palace, amidst the storm, the crow that had been pitch-black turned into the sky and disappeared into the dark clouds.

"Oh, loyalty? It's just a group of dead souls who deserved to die long ago. The leftovers killed by the Lord of Eternal Night are worthy of telling me loyalty, but they are indeed good dogs that bite people. Isn't it? Cloven."

The young Winter Wolf Lord spoke to his bed, and beneath that was a dungeon in which a gaunt old man was trapped.

"Unfilial son. Kill me, I will never tell you the last secret of the Oran Empire. You will always be an incomplete king!"

But unfortunately, according to the design of this dungeon, the sound from above can be transmitted, but the sound of the dungeon cannot be transmitted to the ground. The old man's shouts can only echo helplessly underground. (to be continued..) ()