The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Okay, since your sister is not at home, then I will pay a visit next time. Please accept this little gift, it's just to show something new."

It took a night yesterday, forcing Green to dismantle all his traps and explosives with a sword, and then it took another night to suppress them by force before they temporarily gave up their goal.

I was so pissed off by those scammers, I didn't sleep well for half the night, and I went out alone before dawn.

Well, since this group of scammers are too unreliable, let's hurry up and find reliable ones. After sorting out the history of the Oran Empire a little, I found a few future powerhouses who should be in the capital but have not developed yet. .

This time, in order to recruit a few more normal people, I even reluctantly ticked off a few names. The rest are future heroes who are worthy of admiration regardless of reputation, strength, and character.

But it was surprising that there was no one in the two consecutive visits in the morning, and the third one found "Swift Sword" Swenna Di Nelson, but was also told that she had gone out early in the morning.

I'm a little surprised, this early in the morning, Swenna, a female swordsman, can go there.

"Little brother, can you tell me where your sister went?"

One time was by accident, three times by accident, I can't justify it. Now I ask those two families and they are vague. Now that the other party is a coaxable child, I will naturally not let it go.

"My sister said I can't say it... my sister went to participate in the selection of guardian knights, and she belongs to a foreign princess."

Well, it really was a brat, the lollipops and toys were originally prepared for Swenna's beloved little brother, and he immediately forgot about his sister's orders.

"Guardian Knight? Princess? Swenna is a woman herself. Can she do it?"

I couldn't help laughing, but I remembered the life of the heroine mentioned in the guide. But some can understand.

"Swift Sword" Swenna, a descendant of the great nobles of the Oran Empire, a female swordsman who has fallen into poverty, has been determined to revitalize her family since she was a child. She once disguised herself as a male knight and joined the army to seek promotion, but was expelled from her jurisdiction due to her identity being exposed. The Canglong Knights have just started their own solo journey. "

Obviously, this eldest sister fulfilled the historical goal ahead of time, pretending to be a man to participate in the selection of guardian knights of foreign princesses. In comparison, as long as one can become the guardian knight of a foreign princess, at least she can get rid of her status as a commoner, which can be regarded as a big step towards the goal of revitalizing the family.

"Wait, guardian knight selection? Foreign princess? Little Tiago,

That foreign princess is from that country, do you know? "

"Hmm. It seems to be Lan..."

I figured it out in an instant, boiling emotions boiled in my chest, and I couldn't hear the rest of the words clearly.

"Dassos! You are so brave!"

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"Angry? Helpless? Fear? Despair?"

Renee could no longer express her emotions in words. The noisy Royal Arena of Oran in front of her and the cheers of countless audiences made her fall into a cold and desperate situation.

"Congratulations. Your Majesty Renee, your famous beauty has crossed the barrier of the Astor Mountains. You see, the young people who came today are very good. You should choose the most desirable guardian knight."

"Guardian knight? My husband-in-law is decided by you Oran people. Why!"

The roar spun around in his throat and was swallowed again. This was the selection of a guardian knight who attacked suddenly. Isn't it just that you don't give yourself time to deal with it? If you say "I haven't discussed it with you" and "I will never recognize the guardian knight you selected" at this time, the other party will immediately take the opportunity to make it into a diplomatic incident and become a The fuse needed for war.

Looking at those envoys from other countries who were smiling, and seeing their eyes mixed with sympathy, helplessness, and envy, Renee knew that it was pointless to ask them for help.

They had all the emotions, except that they were not surprised. Obviously, they had been notified a long time ago, but as the person involved, they only learned about it two hours ago.

I don't know what the Oran Empire paid. The allies who had a good talk yesterday changed their minds today and made themselves a sacrifice without hesitation. Renee was very angry, but she didn't know who to vent to.

She knew that on diplomatic occasions, hysterical questioning would only make people look down on themselves and their motherland, and tears were a symbol of weakness and immaturity.

"Is this the relationship between countries that the teacher said? The bloody jungle law? Arrogant Oran people! One day, you will pay the price, and the real king of winter wolves will tear your throats."

All she could do was try to squeeze out a smile, and then keep the hideous faces in front of her in her heart.

Dassos, the king of winter wolves, looked at the little girl in front of him playfully. A fourteen-year-old girl should not wake up in a wealthy noble family. The little girl in front of her gritted her teeth, lowered her head and tried to restrain herself , obviously figured out everything in front of him.

It is quite rare to suffer this kind of humiliation at a young age, and to be able to maintain this kind of calmness in the face of such a desperate situation that is likely to lose a lifetime of happiness. It's still too young, and the legendary power of riding a thousand horses should be just propaganda.

"Cheers to the great alliance that is about to be concluded! Cheers to our young heroes of the Oran Empire! Cheers to our charming Princess Renee!"

Following the emperor's first toast, the golden cups filled with red wine were raised one by one, and many princes and nobles raised their glasses together with smiles on their faces. Like a wolf on a high hill patrolling its prey.

Writing down the current hatred and insult, looking for opportunities for revenge, is the only thing she can do right now.

"Sorry everyone, I'm going to fix my makeup."

But after all, she was just a fourteen-year-old girl, and her eye circles inevitably turned red due to anger, despair, and grievances. She was unwilling to cry in front of her enemies, and left temporarily on the grounds of touching up her makeup.

And just as she stepped off the stands, two tall and thick guards followed after Dasos' eyes signaled her.

Renee is the protagonist today, and the guardian knight must be finalized on the spot. Dasos will not allow any variables to happen. Can't let her run away.

Soon, a guard was waiting outside the bathroom. A guard ran back to report back, and Dassos nodded and turned his attention to the performance below.

In Dassos' consciousness, he did not treat any young princess badly. The following candidates are all elite figures among the minor nobles and commoners of the Oran Empire, and he can also take the opportunity to select talents.

Of course, the children of great nobles and members of the royal family will not participate in such competitions. A princess from another country will bring honor and status at the same time. It is also destined to keep it away from the power center of Oran.

The selection of guardian knights following ancient rituals is a typical group arena. Young knights show their chivalry and excellent martial arts to their beloved noble girls. As long as they show enough strength, the losers will also be appreciated.

The two legends arranged by the "official" also readily surrendered after confirming that there were no "dark horses" threatening their seed players among the contestants, after all. The two legendary uncles are not too young, and it is too much to bully other people's little girls.

Now the following has entered the quarter-finals, and those who can reach this step are at least the strong of the gold rank, and Swift Sword Swenna happens to be one of them.

The future emperor of the Oran Empire raised his glass to the fraternity of his subjects. Suddenly, looking at the stormy swordsman, he frowned slightly, called his attendants, and whispered a few words.

And just as the dignitaries of the Oran Empire were watching the performance in the stands with satisfaction. But no one guessed what this exotic princess who had been regarded as meat on the chopping board thought.

At this time, in the dressing room of the VIP room. Facing the vanity mirror, the girl burst into tears, sobbing and speechless.

After all, she is only fourteen years old, and a year ago, she was a carefree and carefree princess. Now, the cruel international struggle is all on her immature shoulders. If she makes a wrong step, the country may die directly. Thinking of the relatives and citizens who trusted her in her hometown, and the humiliation she was about to face, she burst into tears.

"Father, Sister Kaili, I am really an unqualified princess..."

"So, do you need power? Power enough to change fate."

The sudden sound made people wonder where it came from, but the gentle voice that reached the soul made Renee trust instinctively, as if it came from the revelation of ancestors and gods.

"Yes, as long as I can change everything, even if I have to sacrifice everything including my soul, I am willing... Who are you! What have you done to me!"

Well, the hint technique has been broken, but having got the answer, I shook my head.

"Hey, it must be a descendant of Cavens. It's really stupid. The deal was handed over at the beginning of the deal. I didn't even see the other party's hole cards, and I was willing to give everything including the soul. Any devil can take it away." You lied to Guangguang. You failed.”

"You... who are you!"

The sound barrier kept the screams from coming out, and before the girl lost consciousness, the last thing she saw was a face exactly like her own, and that somewhat familiar voice.

"Go to sleep. This burden is indeed a bit heavy for you. Let me help you pick some. But your score for this surprise test is zero, young man, remember to prepare hard for the make-up exam."

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The selection of guardian knights has reached the final round, and both sides of the competition are outstanding young knights.

The tall and burly Carter is the squadron leader of the Blue Dragon Knights of the Oran Empire. At the age of only 27, with his outstanding martial skills and the epic weapon "Orc Smasher" hammer, he rushed all the way to the final stage. finals.

But his opponent, the young unknown swordsman, was the high-speed and agile swordsman he hated the most. Carter was a little worried when he found that the absolute strength of this handsome sissy swordsman was obviously superior to his. Yes, but at this time, a piece of good news that fell from the sky made him ecstatic.

And sure enough, as soon as the fight started, the swordsman became timid.

"You bitch still plan to be a guardian knight? Do you have this ability?"

Yes, the news he got was that the opponent in the duel was actually a woman, and if the guardian knight was a woman, then the plan of the Oran Empire would naturally be ridiculously empty.

Women and women can't leave offspring, so it's like giving each other a knight for nothing.

And Swenna, who was warned, could only grit her teeth and face the ridicule of her opponent. She had just received a secret letter from the royal attendant, and she thought it was a solicitation notice. I was very happy, but I didn't expect that my identity was exposed at a glance. And warned himself not to win the championship.

She wanted to win, and she was sure of winning, but against the emperor's will in the Oran Empire? Think you can't die fast enough?

Therefore, the result of the last match had already been determined before it even started.

On the stands, the "Princess Renee" who had finished dressing up came back again.

It's still the same face, it's still the same knight's battle dress. It's just that her temperament is slightly different this time.

If the appearance of wanting to cry but without tears just now reminded people of a baby bird, the current Princess Renee walked all the way with a smile, with steady steps, and her leisurely self-confidence and pride reminded people of an eagle patrolling its prey.

"Keep everyone waiting for a long time."

"No. No." For some reason, the leaders of the small countries who had just reneged on the covenant felt a little guilty inexplicably when they were looked at by these smiling eyes.

In less than five minutes, they were completely different people, even Dassos was a little surprised.

"Ahhh. That swordsman is actually a woman!"

"Why can women also participate?"

"Victor Carter Tias!"

But at this time, the winner has already been decided. The hesitant Swenna was hit by a heavy hammer and injured her shoulder. She was tied tightly and her hair was loosened. At the same time, her identity as a woman was revealed. Naturally, the opportunity to continue to compete was lost.

Carter, a burly man of more than two meters, raised a heavy hammer and signaled loudly to the stands, just like a gorilla who has just been rewarded. Some people are already criticizing the combination of the beast and the girl.

And Princess Renee smiled.

"Since he is my guardian knight, at least he must be stronger than me. Can I try it myself?"

"How can His Highness's hands be dirty? His Highness is more suitable for embroidering in a warm room. Let men do the rough work of leading troops to fight."

Dassos laughed, but his words were very blunt, and even ironic that the other party is only suitable for being a good wife and mother, and even though he always felt that Renee's record was false propaganda, how could he give his opponent a chance to come back at this time .

"One sword is enough. I just want to see if he is as strong as he looks. If it's just a silver-like wax spear head, then I won't be at a disadvantage in the future."

The girl licked her tongue softly, she was indescribably cute, but this dirty joke with puns that didn't match her previous image suddenly caused an uproar in the scene.

But since Renee had reached this point, if she refused to back down, it would appear that the Oran Empire was stingy, so Dasos nodded.

Then, the servant knew and began to announce loudly:

"Now, our warrior, Cavalier Carter, will face a new challenge. Respected Princess Renee will personally test the opponent's strength. Huh, in order to prevent our mighty knight from hurting the lovely Princess, this test will be conducted by Carter Receive the three swords from the princess, if Knight Carter can block them, a new guardian knight will be born!"

Well, this attendant obviously understood the meaning of the monarch, and said what she said as if Princess Renee couldn't hold back her face and insisted on going through the motions. In fact, it is still a kind of arrogance and self-confidence.

And in the end, the "Guardian Knight was born" just said it to death, and there was no way out.

"Good job Carter!"

"Your Highness Renee, please be merciful! Hahaha!"

The arena was full of ridicule and noise. Everyone regarded the "Trial of Three Swords" as a farce. Even Carter himself smirked and nodded, as if the princess had agreed to marry him.

But Renee laughed.

"Unfortunately, I don't have a weapon with me. Your Majesty, can I borrow a sword?"

"Of course, as long as you can use it."

Dassos handed over his sword without any kindness. This bloody legendary weapon is famous for its aloofness. He waited to see Renee make a fool of himself.

[Magic Sword: Scarlet Conqueror] As the sword of the emperor of the Oran Empire, it is a majestic legendary weapon. He only submits to the real conqueror. The weak will not even have the chance to touch him. If you use it reluctantly, you will only Become a slave whose blood is drained by the magic sword.

Several unlucky people have already been sucked blood by the magic sword. The Oran people who know this sword are waiting to see the little princess joke.

"Thank you for your generosity, ah, what a naughty little guy. However, a good boy is obedient."

But it was unbelievable that the expected screaming and letting go did not happen. In that delicate little hand, the red magic sword suddenly became brilliant, and the next moment it became restrained. All the blood and light condensed on the edge of the sword, entering a full fighting state. It is simply more obedient than a pet dog that has met its owner.

As the sword master, Dassos can't believe it at all. He has never seen such a submissive appearance of the Demon Sword. The bloody conqueror only obeys the ambitious conqueror. Could it be that in the eyes of this sword, this little girl is more powerful than himself? A stronger conqueror.

Dassos, who felt that the situation was not good, wanted to stop it, but it was too late.

Renee did not follow the stairs to the ring, but walked slowly to the edge of the stands, looking up at the blue sky.

"How long has it been? Lanzhi's bloodline has guarded the borders of the human world. The blood and lives of countless clansmen have been exchanged for suspicion and hostility."

Renee had already stepped on the guardrail with one foot, and there was commotion around her. The attendants who were worried about her suicide had rushed up, but there was a real holy light gushing out from behind, and they couldn't get close at all.

"How many times? The bloody wound has not yet healed, and a new despicable traitor has added a new wound. The sacred covenant has been repeatedly torn like waste paper."

The melodious voice echoed in the stands, and where those clear pupils touched, they were just ordinary words but seemed to have magical powers. The betrayers were tortured by their conscience like purgatory.

"You, don't you just want to know the secret of the royal family of Lan? Well, let me tell you. The royal family of Lan contains the power of gods. Divine grace: the incarnation of the war angel!"

The holy light gushing from the back turned into actual wings, and Renee had already jumped out of the stands, suspended in mid-air, under the eyes of everyone. Covered in endless radiance, he completed the transformation from mortal to war angel.

It is different from the new generation of angels who have become angels in modern times. This ancient war angel is the creation of the goddess of order. It is the vanguard of the crusade against the evil god of chaos and the king of the entire angelic group.

The golden wings represent the endless power of order, the flaming holy flames represent sanctions and judgments, and the golden holy patterns all over the body are engraved with countless world rules. In the distant ancient times, the opponent of the war angel can only be stronger evil gods and demon lords.

The golden wings spread out, and the halo of flames on the head was burning fiercely. The holy flames merged with the bloody light of the magic sword. With a flap of both wings, the angelic Renee reached the sky above Carter.

"My guardian knight? Ridiculous mortal, are you guilty?"

"I, I,..."

Facing the questioning of the war angel, Carter wavered.

Under the repeated propaganda of various churches, in the eyes of the world, the image of angels as the messengers of the gods of order has already been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. The world has rarely seen the messengers of the true gods, and as mortals, they actually try to get the favor of angels. Isn't that a crime?

Well, he didn't need "I" anymore, Renee didn't wait for his response at all, and slashed head-on with the bloody flaming epee.

"clang!"

What is unbelievable is that Carter actually raised the heavy hammer to block the epee. The two soldiers met and sparks shot out.

"I blocked it, I actually blocked it.......Why don't you cheer for me! I am the winner, with two more swords, I will be able to marry the princess immediately."

But right away, he knew why.

He did block the blade, but the holy flame on it had spread along the intersection of the blades, turning him into a blazing torch.

Even before the screams could be heard, they were directly turned into ashes. The guardian knight who had just been released from the furnace was killed by the target of allegiance with a sword, and he was still dying miserably.

"Hmph, something that is beyond its control, the toad wants to eat swan meat."

Maintaining the incarnation of the war angel is too energy-intensive. In just ten seconds, all of Renee's physical strength and power of order were drained. With the wings folded, Renee turned into a mortal again.

"Papa papa!" Followed by Dassos' applause and insolent laughter.

"Hahaha, it's true that you can't control yourself. How can a commoner like him deserve to be your guardian knight?"

Dasos, who approached, suddenly knelt down on one knee.

"Then, the beautiful Princess Renee, I, the emperor of the Oran Empire, Dassos Minen, may I be honored to be your guardian knight?"

"What?"

This is undoubtedly tantamount to proposing marriage on the spot, and it is the emperor in his country who is said to have no interest in female sex. In an instant, discussions and exclamations resounded through the sky.

But I frowned, well, it was me, not Renee, the real Renee had been thrown to Diana long ago, and I was the one who performed it myself when I came back from the bathroom, and the incarnation of the war angel is my racial talent, now All developments are still expected, but Dassos' confession must have been unexpected.

"A man's confession to a man is really disgusting."

But at this time, I can't help but think seriously. The emperor's marriage proposal involves the dignity of the country. Maybe it will really start a war. If it is not advisable to directly refuse or accept it, just follow my way.

"impossible."

"Why! As long as you promise, I am willing to take half of the kingdom as a dowry, and you can become the queen of the Oran Empire. Together, we can get everything in this world, isn't it much better than freezing and starving in the snow on the border? "

Dasos, who was rejected, turned into an angry lion and questioned me angrily.

"Because we were impossible from the beginning, I swear in the name of the Holy Light, I have no interest in men, I only like women."

Well, the arena that was still boiling just now was instantly cooled, and the emperor they had just proposed to was thrown away in a miserable way.

For a priest like a paladin, the oath made in the name of the god who is the source of his power must be true, otherwise he would be fooling the true god, and he would be stripped of his god-given power directly.

And judging from the vigorous and active holy light on which princess, she really didn't lie, she really liked women.

But I went straight to the last person in the ring, Swenna who lost because her female identity was exposed.

"Thanks to the Oran Empire for organizing the guardian knight selection for me, so that I have the opportunity to obtain this lovely knight. Well, it's her."

I lowered my head and kissed the forehead of the frightened girl, completing the last ritual of the guardian knight.

"The knight and the princess fell in love at first sight, and a good story was born. Congratulations, congratulations."

Thousands of years later, there is such a record in history, Renee Qin Lan, her other name is more widely known—Princess Lily. It is said that as a woman, she has a three-digit lily harem. Swenna Di Nelson is the chief knight and chief concubine of Princess Lily. ——The above is purely fictitious, any similarity is purely coincidental.

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