The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

When a "princess" was performing arrogantly, the real princess was trembling with anger in the audience.

When she woke up, she found that she was stripped clean like a little white sheep, only wrapped in a cloak and thrown on the stands. Once there is a quarrel, it will be out of control. I'm afraid she will start to quarrel early.

She was very frustrated that the fake princess was more powerful than the real princess, but the subsequent angel incarnation shocked her beyond belief.

Humans are a very xenophobic race, but there is a bloodline that is not only not excluded, but also repeatedly admired.

"Angel."

The first generation of people of order, the messengers of the gods, the eldest son of the gods who participated in the creation of the human race, have separated from the mortal gods' group.

On the murals of the church and in the sacred hymns, there is no lack of praise for this race, and no matter in which epic or novel, angels are holy and pure, and their existence itself is the will of the gods. Where the blade points is the natural enemy of order.

Perhaps, it is impossible for existing angels to appear in the mortal world, which is why humans who believe in the gods of order respect them so much. After all, for a real king, the farther away the divine power is, the better.

At that moment, Renee realized what the fake princess was doing, and secretly applauded.

"Did she really help me? Just because of the bloodline ability of this angel incarnation, the royal family of Mist will not be underestimated. rising hope."

And when he saw the sword slashing Carter. Renee even waved her fist in applause. Don't say that she has been disgusted enough by that gorilla. The grievances these days have made her feel bad about this country.

But then, Dasos's sudden marriage proposal completely frightened her.

The marriage of two kings? Just thinking about it is unbelievable, no matter whether the man is for blood power or for the complete annexation of the Donglan Principality, he is showing his ambition at the same time. He also showed his sincerity. Undoubtedly, this is a very important diplomatic choice.

At that moment, Renee really hesitated. If she sacrificed herself to accept this marriage proposal, maybe her principality would have a breathing space, but then she thought, when the two sides of the merger are too far apart, then it is just another part of the annexation. kind of argument. If the current Donglan Principality merges with the Oran Empire, it can only be annexed as one of its provinces.

"reject.

You must refuse, but directly refusing will not only hurt Dassos's face, but also bring shame to the entire Oran Empire, which may directly trigger a war. What should we do? "

Obviously, this was an unprepared emergency, but with the coercion and chips of the entire empire, Dassos never thought that he would be rejected.

However, the desperate situation in the eyes of real Renee is a piece of cake in the eyes of fake Renee.

"Sorry, you're a man, but I like women."

Dassos's confident marriage proposal turned out to be rejected face to face without mercy. He wanted to take the opportunity to get angry but didn't know how to do it. In the end, it could only become a farce and a pre-dinner conversation.

The object of my marriage proposal is a special lover who likes the same sex. This kind of rejection is probably the most helpless, but it is also the most sufficient reason for rejection-how to fall in love with different genders.

Renee secretly rejoiced that she and Donglan Dukedom had just escaped a catastrophe, and immediately realized her new troubles. While being saved, she seemed to be tricked by that fake Renee. Can't even climb out.

"Wait, I actually used my face to say this kind of declaration in public. After that, I can't clean it up anyway? I don't have to think about getting married in this life?"

Well, the headlines on the front pages of the big and big newspapers tomorrow have already confirmed "The Great Emperor's Marriage Proposal Is Blocked, Princess Renee Exposes Her Sexual Orientation", "The Secret History of the Emperor's Love Rival Swina", "A Love Triangle That Crosses National Borders and Genders", Undoubtedly, these must be The hottest topic recently.

As for Renee herself?

Under the witness of the God of Holy Light, the authenticity of her oath of true love as a paladin is unquestionable, and soon, with the spread of intelligence and gossip, Her Royal Highness Princess Renee loves beautiful women and does not love Jiangshan. Special preferences will spread throughout the world.

And this will inevitably become a typical example of a fake show. If it is confirmed that she is normal in the future, I am afraid that this incident of publicly deceiving King Oran will inevitably become an insult to the entire Oran Empire, and the consequences will be unimaginable. Then, in the future, Lei Not only can Ni not explain, but she has to try her best to pretend to be an abnormal woman, and she might even have three wives and six concubines.

"Bastard! I'm going to kill you!! How can I see people like this?"

Well, if Diana hadn't held her down, I'm afraid Renee, who only had light underwear inside, would rush to the ring without hesitation at the risk of being naked.

And when this tragedy was completely turned into a farce, more than two hours later, when the tabloids and big newspapers couldn't wait to spread what happened in the Royal Arena, Princess True and False returned to the temporary embassy and sat down Together.

"Roland, you are Roland! You really are not dead."

"Long time no see, Miss Kelly."

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Due to the wonderful performance of Her Royal Highness, the unknown Donglan Principality suddenly became a hot topic. The temporary embassy, ​​which was originally empty, was immediately crowded by visitors, but unfortunately the gate was locked tightly, and there was no intention of receiving it at all.

In the reception room on the second floor, it was very noisy.

"Bastard, I fought with you. How dare you frame me!"

But in front of the unstoppable angry girl, I, who had returned to Luo Lan, drank iced bitter tea slowly. This is a specialty of my hometown. I haven't seen it for a long time, so I naturally want to taste more.

"Then can you find a better way? It won't embarrass the Oran Empire and refuse to come down. You should thank me, otherwise you're in big trouble now."

Renee is not an unreasonable person, what I said is the truth, immediately, Renee fell silent, and she has been thinking, but don't say a better way. Can't even think of this way.

"Who are you? Roland wouldn't call me that."

After the initial joy. Hear me call. Kelly's complexion showed a little more hesitation.

"The sky is big, the earth is big, and I am bigger. Roland would never call someone sister or brother, he..."

In the diary, Kaili was the closest person I used to be, and she couldn't hide it as expected, but I didn't expect that she would leak it as soon as she opened her mouth? Then, let's try the second name in the log, and by the way, there is also a little secret about the wood elves.

"Well, little Kelly. You still have the star on the nape of your neck and the moles under your right breast and on your left buttock."

Hearing this, Kaili immediately folded her hands, blushed, and stared at me with a protective gaze. Diana, who was walking with me, also looked at me in amazement.

"I have indeed forgotten a lot of things, but the short-lived species can pass the limit of lifespan, and such sacrifices are taken for granted."

Celebrian shook her head. Even though her intuition told her that the person in front of her was indeed Roland, she still couldn't believe it.

The stakes are high. You can't be too careful, if you get what Roland left behind. It's possible to know that too, but she has better tests.

The dagger twined with two dragons was placed in front of him, it was the "lamp of life" linked to the soul.

As soon as I got closer, the little white bead radiated a dazzling brilliance, proving that it was the lamp of my life.

"Sure enough, you little pervert! How on earth did you manage to turn it off and on, and turn it on and off again!"

Before I could react, Kelly hugged me, her excited face made people wonder if she was the calm wood elf just now.

"Oh, it's very simple, die and live again, live and die again."

Hearing this, Kaili was stunned. She died and lived again, lived and then died? It's easy to say, but if you have a little understanding of the world and the soul, you will know that it is absolutely impossible.

"Okay, it's a rare reunion, let's not mention these boring things. By the way, is the black and white of the lamp of life a sign that the soul is biased towards the order side and the chaotic side? It seems that Cavens is really completely black this time. .”

Indeed, there is nothing more chaotic than the devil incarnated by chaos, but what is surprising is that Kelly shook her head.

"More than 130 years ago, your soul pearl was darker than his. Can you tell me, are you it? That nightmare that represents the night."

There was trembling in the wood elf's question. Even though the news that Lord Yongye is Roland has been circulated among high-level people in various countries, as the enlightenment teacher of Gemini, she has been unwilling to believe that Roland, who was originally kind and sunny, will go where he will go. step.

"Well, it's me. When I found out that the destruction of the Land of Arrows was not as simple as it appeared on the surface, I simply cleaned up all the suspects and accomplices. Heh, it seems that I went too far."

"ah……"

"Sister Kelly!! What did you do! Why did Miss Kelly faint."

Well, the worst nightmare turned into reality. Without a word, Kelly fainted and fell to the ground with mixed feelings on the spot.

But she fainted, and left the other three people present, only staring at each other. I, who lost relevant memories, can only know from the diary that Kelly loved me in the past, but I can't understand this excessive reflection.

And under Renee's first aid, Kelly just woke up, but suddenly hugged me and whimpered softly.

"Woo, it's because sister Kelly is useless that you and Cavens have suffered so much."

The valued person fell into the darkness, the prince of the sun became the devil, and the strong self-blame made Celebrian cry.

Tears wet my back, this familiar and unfamiliar touch makes me unable to move, this feeling of being loved as a junior and cared by an elder is the first time I have encountered it, it makes people get used to it, and makes people want to hurry up escape.

"It seems that we are looking for something that can help restore memory."

Even though others were crying in a mess, I didn't feel it. For the first time, I felt that diary can't replace memory. Once some things are lost, it's hard to get them back again.

Well, it took a lot of effort to persuade Kelly, who had been blaming herself and crying into tears, to turn the topic back to the main topic.

"...will you come back?"

trembling Kelly asked, but I shook my head.

What to do when I go back, my subjects are still in the Sulfur Mountain City, the current Donglan Principality is no longer the original Land of Lan, besides, what is the status of the king who has abdicated once again enthroned, my goal also makes it impossible for me to be limited to one country.

"However, I will help the land of mist rise again. Those materials have already shown part of my sincerity. And the next highlight. Start with this sword."

【Roland Holy Sword, sub-artifact】

[Attack Power: 22-44+11] (+11 is considered as a sub-sacred weapon of level +11. Even if the lower limit damage of the weapon is used, 11 points of silver flame enchantment damage that cannot be reduced will be added)

[Never broken: Even in the face of an artifact, this holy sword will not be broken. 】

[Royalty of the Mist: The holy sword of Roland is the symbol of the royal power of the royal family of Mist. Only with the approval of the king can this holy sword be used. And with the re-emergence of the land of mist, it is striving to evolve stronger. But at the same time. This proud holy sword can only be used by knights who are trusted by the king of the land of mist. 】

[Wind of the King: The holder has strength +2, agility +2, stamina +2, charm +6. In the country formed by the blood of Lan, the prestige is calculated from respect. 】

[There is a string of yellow characters on the body of the sword: The holy sword of Roland is the sword of the legendary holy knight prince Roland. Only his descendants and successors of will can be recognized by this holy sword. (Conditions of use: Lan's Bloodline)]

The silver holy sword exudes dazzling brilliance, but I am crying secretly. I should have known that the system was not safe, from the beginning. It's not something I can use.

To become a royal loyal knight? That would require the canonization ceremony and land fiefdom, which the current Donglan Principality simply couldn't do. Even if I could, I wouldn't want to be a knight paying homage to someone, even if that homage might well be my own descendant.

And even if I can use it, in my hands, it is at best a magical weapon. Although such things are rare, I can still find them again. With the guidance of "history", I don't think it should be too difficult.

But if the crown prince, knight and princess of this generation finds the holy sword of Roland, the symbol of royal power, it is simply destiny. In this era where royal power and divine power are intertwined, the cohesion of the entire country will increase dramatically if the lost royal power is found. , Those survivors lost due to the war will also consider returning to their homeland.

At the very least, the reputation of Renee who retrieved Roland's holy sword will skyrocket. Using the royal power as a weight, she can even try to merge with the other two small countries established by the survivors of the Land of Lan. There is hope for the country's re-emergence

"Roland's Holy Sword! Is this the legendary Roland's Holy Sword?"

Cheering Renee just touched the holy sword, but was directly bounced away, but judging from the fact that she was not burned by the holy flame, she is indeed fully qualified for use, but she is still too weak, so weak that the holy sword can't do it arrive.

However, looking at this persistent princess, I was also thinking about ways to make her stronger.

"Why is Renee so weak? Has no one taught it?"

"Renee's talent for swordsmanship is not bad, but it's just not bad. There are many trivial matters on her, so she has time to practice swords slowly. She has no talent for divine arts, and the path of paladins and priests is cut off. Although She is very smart, but she doesn't have a lot of time required for the mage's path, so she can practice swordsmanship and exercise her body at most. Don't use you and Cavens as a standard comparison. The royal family of Lan has only produced the two of you for thousands of years. It would be unfair to other royal children."

I nodded, I almost knew what to do.

"I have a new professional justice knight here. Although he is a knight of the God of Law, in fact, he does not need to be completely loyal to the church like a paladin. He does not need the willpower attribute required by divine arts. He needs What is needed is intellect, what is needed is the understanding and analysis of the law...."

"Perhaps, Donglan Principality can get in touch with the Church of the God of Law. If it can be used as the state religion, many things will be different..."

"By the way, there is also the cultivation of Aurora Knights. It must start now, and it will be too late when winter comes..."

It didn't take long to talk about serious matters. After all, it was just me talking and they listened. It took a while to make up my mind, but there was a private matter that I really wanted to ask.

"By the way, Kelly, whose descendants are Renee and the others? Are they mine or Cavens's?"

An ugly daughter-in-law always has to see her parents-in-law, and she is full of ups and downs. This doubt is not a thing in my heart, so I finally asked it out.

"You don't know it yourself?"

Well, Kelly's surprise is natural, but I can only shake my head helplessly, pointing to my head, indicating that I can't remember.

Suddenly, Kelly showed a heartbroken expression, then bowed her head. Complain with weeping.

"It's enough for you to forget me! You actually forgot our child!"

"Our children!", "Our children!", "Our children!" The five words echoed in my mind and in the room at the same time.

"Crack!", "Crack!" Diana's and I's glasses fell to the ground. No matter how big the mouth can't close.

"Boom." It was Renee who threw the sword to the ground. She also looked dumbfounded at the elder sister who brought her up. Could it be that her ancestors were actually her children? Should she be called grandma?

"Just kidding!!"

I am completely at a loss. The most terrifying thing about losing my memory is that I don’t know what I have forgotten. Could it be that I have forgotten my wife and children without knowing it?

"Well, just kidding. I'm not married yet."

Kelly stuck out her tongue and made a face, despite the fact that she is 700 years old. She can only be regarded as a young woman among the long-lived wood elves, and the wood elves are famous for their emotional optimism.

"Crack!" This time even the plate holding the cup fell.

I clutched my chest and slumped on the chair. This shock was really not good for my heart.

I figured out why the records about Kaili in the diary are so contradictory:

"Although she is as gentle as a sister and mother, she loves to joke too much. Sometimes those are fatal. Don't give her a chance, or you will regret it, absolutely!" On this record, I also put an asterisk on it .

"I almost believed it. Don't joke about this kind of thing!" Okay. I admit that I totally believe it.

"Actually, I don't know anymore. There was a lot of war at that time. I went back to the Melody Forest. When I met again, the people back then were completely different, but they should be descendants of you or Cavens. However, they are all For the descendants of Lan, hundreds of years have passed, and the bloodline is naturally thinner, is there any difference?"

Big difference! It is related to whether I am a senior magician with more than 300 years!

Well, to say that is simply self-deprecating, and even self-revealing that in the past three hundred years, I have not made any progress in my love life, and I am not that stupid.

"It should be Cavens, after all, that kid is better than you..."

Needless to say the rest, I know Cavens is more popular than me, but please don't rub salt in the wound.

But then, the familiar body odor approached again, and Sister Kelly hugged me again.

"If the good memories are gone, just recreate them. Kelly, I like the cute little Roland the most..."

Just reunited, I was hugged three times. At the same time, I also understood what the record "Be careful of being used as a pillow" means.

"Sister Kelly, I'm not a child anymore."

Excessive enthusiasm, although I was a little moved, but I was more at a loss. After all, half of the beauties I met before were shouting at me, and the other half were smiling at me. The incident of a beautiful woman throwing herself into my arms was unprecedented, but I didn't know how to deal with it.

Suddenly, Kelly in her arms showed a smirk, moved closer, stuck out the tip of her tongue, and gently licked my ear.

Feeling the soft touch of the tip of my ear, in an instant, I felt trembling all over, and then I was dizzy and retreated quickly.

"You... what did you do?"

Even if I didn't look in the mirror, I knew that I must have blushed a lot, and now, I was completely exposed.

"The reaction is exactly the same as in the past, and he said that he is not a child. After so many years, it seems that Roland's love life is still blank. I have seen the time-distorted ring of the sage. We wood elves are the most sensitive to natural life. Elf, it is our most basic racial talent to detect the age of ancient trees through contact. Judging from the taste just now, your real age is far from your appearance. Do you need me to guess your real age right now? "

I clasped my hands together and raised my hands to surrender. In the past, I was the only one who cheated people. Today, I have met someone who can completely cheat me. Is this the experience of the elders, but it is obviously easy for me to cheat the Banshee Queen.

"Hmph, don't underestimate people. I watched you grow up, and your tricks are useless to me."

It seems that it is not just the difference in age and experience, but more importantly, she knows me well, while I only stop at materials and books for her.

Suddenly, as if dissatisfied with my defensive gaze, she hugged me again.

When I looked at this teasing woman warily, there was a whimper behind my ear, and Kelly sobbed on my shoulder.

"It's too much, smelly Lanlan, you actually forgot about me. Unfortunately, I still think about you and worry about you all the time. I only talk about business with me, and I don't know how to care and greet others. Let me hug you, just give me a hug, woo Woohoo, bastard Lan Lan."

Feeling the crying behind me, I can no longer move an inch, my five senses are intertwined, and I have all kinds of tastes, but I really don't know what to do.

I am now sure that the woman who is also my teacher and mother is definitely my nemesis. I would rather fight the dragon alone than guess what she is going to do in the next second. In the end, I can only helplessly let her do whatever she wants. As soon as I hugged, I hugged for at least ten minutes.

"Little Roland has also reached the age of becoming an adult. If it's Roland, it's fine."

Even if he finally let go, the casual ambiguous joke still made people wonder if it was true or not.

But looking at the green-haired elf whose pupils are swollen from crying, but still smiling from the bottom of his heart, I feel that I have another reason for my hard work.

Ten minutes later, a fire suddenly attacked the temporary embassy of Donglan Principality. In the next day, the princess and her court teacher found a new residence-a three-story bungalow.

"Welcome to the resident of the Mercenary Corps Absolute Gentleman Alliance, we will provide the most reliable security and the most considerate room service." (To be continued..) ()