The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"This is the holy relic you are talking about?"

Someone's great-great-great-granddaughter (?) kicks someone out of bed before dawn.

"You are rebellious, what are you doing before dawn?"

For some reason last night, I stayed up half the night last night, and now I was woken up just after being dazed, and I immediately became furious.

"This is the holy relic you gave me? See for yourself!"

Holy relic? It sounds high-end and grand, but it is actually a special strange object infused with divine power, such as a cup filled with divine blood, a wooden spear that pierced the heart of a certain god, a shroud used by a certain god, and if it is a holy relic of a certain true god , are often items used by the true god before ascending to the gods. If the believers are exposed to it, it can deepen the connection with the true god and quickly increase the divine power. It is a rare treasure in every church.

And I naturally have a lot of holy relics of the God of Law here. After being identified by the system, most of the usable ones were left in Sulfur Mountain City for enshrinement, but a few of them were carried with me. Now Renee is serving as a Knight of Justice, Throwing one to her casually, actually complained early in the morning.

"Isn't this very good? Holy pillow, Pikachu pattern, very cute. Ah, you don't know this famous electric mouse, let me tell you, this is a cartoon pattern designed by me, look , with red cheeks and yellow body, isn't it cute..."

"Who cares about your electric mouse! Drool, slobber! The back of your family's holy relic is full of your saliva. It's so disgusting to touch your face when you sleep in the middle of the night!"

[The Pillow of the Sleepless: A holy relic, due to the long-term use of the Sleepless, this pillow is contaminated with his breath. Touching it while sleeping can deepen your connection with the true God of the Sleepless. Increase the practice speed of the power of the law]

He took the holy pillow, turned it over, there was really saliva on the back, hesitated for a second, turned his back down, and fell asleep without hesitation.

"Hmph, you don't need me to use it, leave this pillow. I didn't sleep well for half the night."

Yes, the reason for insomnia is not because of a night attack that someone waited for half the night but did not come, but because of the loss of the usual pillow.

"Hey, get up! It's time for morning exercises, what other relics do you have?"

"The holy relic you used because of the true god is Chinese cabbage, but I really have a few here. You will definitely not want the holy red scarf, but do you want the holy toothbrush?"

"don't want!"

"Will the holy clothes,

Hey, don't get too excited, I knew you were thinking wrong, it's not those Western Region armored ones. It is the abbreviation of Saint Yukata. Oh pink. "

"Brother Roland, after all, you are also a legendary hero. I grew up listening to your heroic stories. Can you be more reliable. I am a girl walking around in a men's bathrobe?"

"Okay, I have a holy relic here. The connection with the Sleepless is guaranteed to be the crown of all holy relics, and wearing him is neither redundant nor eye-catching. It is absolutely useful."

"It's so good, why didn't you take it out earlier? Where is it?"

"Take it yourself."

So, I lifted the quilt and continued to sleep soundly.

"Where is it? Brother Roland, can you tell me?" She is submissive when she needs help from others, but usually arrogant. The princess's temperament is really easy to control, but she obviously lacks training.

"That's it. Holy underwear, take it yourself, you can wear it inside, it is neither redundant nor eye-catching. And it is in close contact with the sleepless, to ensure a close relationship."

"You pervert! Sexually harassing me again, give me a convict blow!"

Well, she just changed her job for a day, and obviously she is not very proficient in convicting her, she just has slogans, so, after being cleaned up in an instant and dragged off for morning exercises, the new day starts from a certain old and disrespectful old man. It started when the ancestors trained their little granddaughter.

"How dare you sneak up on me! Today is a two-one sword. If you don't finish it, you won't have dinner. Practice hard for me!"

"What's the matter with you old man? Don't try to rely on the old to sell the old. Sister Kelly told me that you are probably not as old as me now. I call you Brother Roland because you have a good reputation in the past. Otherwise, hehe, brother Roland, do you want to eat lollipops? "

This bad girl obviously lacks training.

"I owe you a fight! Practice swords for me. If you can't finish before I finish 30,000 swords, I will punish you for no dinner or supper tonight. See if your sister Kaili will intercede for you!"

"No, Sister Kaili seems gentle, but in fact, when it comes to class, she becomes a ghost mother-in-law, super fierce and terrifying."

"The ghost mother-in-law is behind you..."

"It's so simple to fool you into thinking I believe you. If the vicious woman was here, I should have heard the footsteps. She has recently overweight... Who is pulling my ears?"

"Cough, so I'm a ghost mother-in-law and a murderous mother-in-law, and I trouble you to take care of my health. It seems that Her Royal Highness's etiquette and hygiene classes also need remedial classes. Please come to the second floor for remedial classes after finishing the swordsmanship training."

"Bastard Roland, you're cheating on me again."

"Blame me?" I spread my hands innocently, but smiled triumphantly.

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"I want a good sword, and I mean it."

Obviously I wanted to find a good weapon, but I took the cat to make a long-term calculation.

The lone army raid a few days ago was an accident, but it was also expected. I really needed to find an opponent to try, but while tasting the power of this novel fighting method, I also naturally discovered weaknesses. The fact that the ducks on the Internet are on the shelves makes me have to face up to this shortcoming.

【Magic Sword: Scarlet Conqueror】

[Attack Power: 30-50+9] (+9 is considered as a +9 level legendary weapon, even if the lower limit damage of the weapon is used, 9 points of blood-sucking damage that cannot be reduced will be added)

[Blood Conqueror: This magic sword has five levels of form. He will determine which form can be used according to the number of dead people in the user's hand. Every time a form is upgraded, a special skill is added, and the maximum and minimum damage increase by 10 points , now at level three. 】

【Wrath of the Blood Drinker: After using it, it absorbs the blood of all life around it, causing a lot of damage while restoring the user's physical strength. 】

[The fangs of the cold-blooded: those who are hit will suffer unstoppable bleeding damage, which can be superimposed infinitely. 】

[Curse of the Blood-Stained One: With the sword master as the core. Create a filthy field, and everyone will suffer from the pain of blood boiling. 】

[There is a string of small blood-red characters on the blade: This magic sword is eager for blood and killing all the time. It doesn't matter if the blood is your enemy or it comes from yourself. 】

When I received the magic sword from Dassos, I was really hesitant about the success rate of running away with the treasure, especially after I heard the temptation of the magic sword.

"Temporary master, the blood and souls you have harvested are more than a hundred times that of the idiot (Dasos) in front of you. Among the nearly ten sword masters, only you, the great one, can use my final form, which will be a hundred times stronger than now .But as a price, you must provide me with the blood of 10,000 people within a year."

Most magic swords are products of devils and demons. Using magic swords generally requires paying a huge price and not getting a good death, but equivalent exchange is always a common practice in the world. While paying a huge amount, the power gained is also extremely terrifying , this scarlet conqueror is comparable to the sub-artifact holy sword Roland in the third-order state. It is unimaginable how powerful it will be if it is upgraded to the final form, and I am afraid that the artifact is nothing more than the same.

However, if the fifth-level magic sword is supported by the blood of thousands of people, the third-level magic sword may be supported by hundreds of people, and if the user cannot pay the price. It must be deducted with his own blood, one hundred people a year, one every three days, I am afraid Dasos is also busy with blood sacrifices.

At that time, I refused, if it really transformed into the final form. I'm afraid that the prerequisites for this transformation alone can't be explained, not to mention the huge price to be paid later. But as a swordsman, how could I not be moved by the powerful power and special effects of the magic sword.

"I'm so short of good weapons. As a master swordsman, I can only hold two inferior black iron two-handed swords. It's really unbearable."

After using the magic sword and the holy sword, seeing that Renee was barely able to use the increasingly powerful Roland holy sword, but she was using two iron swords that add up to less than ten gold coins, how could she Not frustrating.

"Meow, you want a sword and go to the master blacksmith, what do you want me to do?"

The Banshee Queen, who is becoming more and more cute and pretending to be silly, is licking her own paws, and it is already impossible for people to look directly at her.

"Don't be stupid, you know why I'm looking for you, you're a thousand-year-old fox, what kind of chat room are you playing. Tell me, is there any magic weapon nearby?"

"Meow, no, there are two fish bone knives. If you want the leftovers from last night, I will give them to you."

Heh, I knew this was the result, so I made preparations long ago.

"Well, since there is no way, there is no other way."

"Meow, it's not like you, you actually give up."

"Well, it's impossible to change it if it doesn't exist. Since it doesn't exist, I will create it myself."

Heloise was a little surprised. She only knew that the person in front of her was very good at making undead creatures. She had never heard of blacksmithing.

"Meow, you can forge weapons? Wait, Roland Lan, good apprentice, what are you going to do!"

But then, it understood, Roland put on the devilish white coat, mask and eyes, his pupils were full of frenzied sparks, and in the reagent bottles and medicine bottles in his hand, there were countless strange liquids is circulating.

"You should have heard of that legend. Metal slimes can be transformed into weapons like iron rods, and metal slime kings can even be transformed into legendary magic soldiers. Anyway, you are already a slime. It’s nothing to change a little attribute and add a little function, right?”

"Damn wool! Don't pour those things into the old lady, not even the tweezers! The drill? It's too big! You want to kill me!"

Well, under the threat of life, Heloise finally has no time to act cute.

"I give up, I give up, I tell you that there are magic soldiers there, take your drill away!"

"cut!"

"What are you cutting! Is it so regrettable? Do you want to insert and drill my old lady so much? You unworthy person!"

Well, in the face of Heloise who was complaining endlessly, I raised the drill and test tube again, and she immediately behaved.

"There is really one you can use nearby. Do you know pale justice? The holy sword once used by the legendary paladin Kane. He is from Oran, and his descendants should be in this city, and the rest don't use it." Let me say more."

Holy sword? I was overjoyed immediately, this was an unexpected harvest.

In the Ashe Continent, the holy sword actually means holy and sacred sword, but in reality, there are often two different holy swords. The first is the guardian sword representing a certain region, country, race, or family. Roland's holy sword is undoubtedly the representative of the first type, and the second type is a sword infused with a holy soul, which is often the patent of paladins.

This is actually the back door opened by the gods of order for their servants. When a paladin is dying, he is not willing to stop fighting chaos, so he can pour part of his strength and soul into a weapon , reserved for later use.

This holy sword/sacred hammer was born. It often limits users to be paladins, and it is very specific to chaotic creatures.

Why do you say it is the back door left by the gods? Because other professions have never succeeded in doing this, unless they become undead, the gods of order and Styx will not let the soul of any dead person go.

I was naturally very satisfied with the news of the holy sword, so when Heloise breathed a sigh of relief, I raised the drill again.

"What are you going to do! Didn't I tell you about the holy sword? You're going to go back on your word! You're a liar who doesn't promise anything!"

"First of all, I didn't promise you anything from the very beginning. Helping you evolve is the expected goal today. Secondly, I can't stop the transformation addiction that I have already aroused. Finally, and most importantly, I am a double swordsman. How is it enough?"

Sha Mao immediately looked embarrassed, as if he was reviewing why he was fooled every time it was so simple.

"Is it true that sex affects IQ?"

"No, I cheated you every time before. IQ is innate, and you should have accepted your fate long ago."

"Don't think about it!"

From anger to frustration, from frustration to excitement again, Heloise can never get tired of seeing the expression on her face every time she is cheated. Maybe this is the reason why I like cheating on her.

"This is my territory, and no one will save you if you break your throat, so you just go!!"

"No, take that white greasy liquid away from me! You pervert, why are there tentacles? Could it be that the legendary pink book is really with you. Help, someone abused the cat!"

ps: Now that it's better, let's add more to pay off the debt. The two more than 10,000 outbreaks will be delivered, with the support of book friends who have votes. ()