The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"! It's you dead cat again!"

Recently, Luo Lan seems to have had a conflict with his cat. If you are not careful, the cat will suddenly pounce on it, pounce and bite, and its minions will attack in a row. If you are wearing slippers on your feet, it is definitely a ferocious beast that is lurking forward, and then violently rushes to the heel. There is no murderous look before the shot. Be quick and ruthless, making Luo Lan scream countless times.

As usual, there would be a human-cat battle immediately, but now, it's not the time to watch farce.

"Lord Luo Lan, if you can't take care of your cat, please go out and play with it."

On the podium, Ke Luosi, who was wearing glasses, glared at me. In desperation, she had no choice but to grab her by the neck, turn her around four or five times, and then throw her out of the window, who was dizzy.

"It's too much, how can you abuse animals like this, the cat will fall to death."

Casio, who is increasingly inclined toward animal lovers, was filled with righteous indignation, but I shook my head.

"Good people don't live long, and evil people live for thousands of years. If she dies so easily, she should die again in thousands of years."

Sure enough, Heloise's curses and complaints came from the spiritual connection.

"Damn unscrupulous, dare to deal with the great Banshee Queen like this, just wait, I will catch flowers on your pillow, and..." After hesitating for a quarter of an hour, the dead cat finally sent out the words of her life. The most vicious and unlimited curse.

"I will also piss on your pillow and quilt. I will do what I say. I am a cat now. Don't expect me to be unable to do it! My old lady is going all out. Since I dare to say it, I will definitely do what I say."

"Then I will pack the pillows and sheets. Then mail them to old acquaintances in the Xiluo Empire. I will also mark your current appearance and name on it. The wet part is the secretion of the 'Omniscient'. You Say mail to your fanatical suitor collection, or throw an exhibition and celebratory reception for your enemies."

"I was wrong, I won't go, I'm going to practice weapon transformation." I like Heloise the most. When I find that I can't win, I will immediately admit defeat and never give up. Maybe this is the scourge. The root cause of living for thousands of years.

"Hmph, fight with me. You're still young.

"Student Luo Lan, if you like standing so much, I'll let you stand as long as you can, and go out and punish yourself."

But the next moment, I knew that I was still tricked, and now I was in class, and I was talking through the magic pet contract, and it seemed to outsiders that it was equivalent to standing there in a daze,

It seems a little neurotic.

And just as the temporary mentor, Ke Luosi was glaring at me, and my blankness obviously became a challenge to her authority as a mentor. So, in desperation. I had no choice but to go out and stand obediently.

Yes, there is a class now, and the content of the class is still the teachings of the God of Law and the law itself, and the instructor is naturally the highest-ranking professional in the law department, Ke Luosi.

After that fierce fight, half of the first floor here was used as the law court (also a small church of the God of Law). Considering Diana and I, a small compartment was reserved for the Holy Light Chapel.

As for the veterinary hospital that someone strongly requested... that's the stall outside the wall. Anyway, I won't admit to knowing him. Not only that, I also secretly reported to the relevant department that a certain veterinarian operated without a license. Unfortunately, this The urban management of the city is really not comparable to Sulfur Mountain City, and it is very difficult to deal with him.

Well, let’s get down to business, let Koloss explain the teachings of the God of Law is not only her own expectation, but also the strong expectation of the audience.

Needless to say, Renee and Kelly are still hesitating whether to introduce the belief in the God of Law as the state religion. Naturally, they need to deepen their understanding of it. Even the two gray elves, Diana and Momo, also strongly demand that the class be held. Surprisingly, not only Casio is very interested in the belief in the true god that is rapidly growing in the underground world, but also the person whose name I don’t even want to be said is also very interested in the belief in the God of Law.

"I want to go back to Sulfur Mountain City. I also believe that this emerging belief will spread to every corner of the world, but I am a man who is destined to walk on the edge of the law. Then, to challenge one thing, you must first understand What exactly is that thing, and to see if there are any loopholes in it."

A certain half-dragon has become more and more philosopher-like recently, and his words made me not hesitate. A new jurist may be born with such a ridiculous reason, but we really have no reason to refuse each other to study teachings and laws , and in the past two days, he was actually the most serious student in class.

At the same time, Renee's accompanying royal knights were also listening to the lecture. Some people were already considering whether to change their profession to Knights of Justice. This was already the second day of the lecture, but today there were two new listeners.

Swenna Di Nelson, and Raymond Long Nelson, because this sister accidentally became the emperor's "rival in love", her landlord did not hesitate to kick them out, and soon , after bumping into walls everywhere, Swenna found that although Oran was big, there was no room for them.

However, in this human feudal society where the lord system and knight canonization are the core relationship, knights and loyal monarchs are absolutely harmed and prosperous, not to mention the most solid guardian knights. In fact, there are guardian knights among the same sex, but They are often close friends who can risk their lives, but the relationship between Swenna and Renee is really hard to explain.

Knights who have betrayed their allegiance are the most despised knights. In desperation, Swenna realized that she had boarded a pirate ship, so she could only come to join Renee, but she was terrified when she saw Renee approaching. Inexplicably, those who know her are always laughing.

As a gold medal preacher, Ke Luosi has a pleasant voice and a deep understanding of the doctrine. General preaching is definitely enough, but facing Kelly, who has more than 700 years of experience, it is difficult to verify whether this belief is suitable for her. The people of Donglan, who are helpful to the country, this wild elf, who is a generation lower than the wood elf nobles for no reason, is always a little bit overwhelmed.

"Then, I can explain why the original single law is divided into two parts. What is the difference between [Law of God] and [Law of Man]? There are many overlaps between the two parts. According to the overview of jurisprudence, the repetition Won't the legislation cause confusion and weakened authority in law enforcement?"

"But... But that's what the doctrine says. It's what Mr. Sleepless One decided. It's definitely true."

I was anxious to be asked. Ke Luosi can only repeat the concepts in the book, and it is enough to preach to the extent of knowing what it is but not knowing why it is, but this obviously cannot convince the Donglan people. In desperation, I shook my head. The hall on the first floor of the temporary classroom.

"Hey, if possible, let me explain. I actually have a lot of friendship with Mr. Sleepless, and I just heard him say this."

In the incomprehensible eyes of everyone, I stretched out a finger, and the silver light of the law rippled on it, proving my identity as a law practitioner.

It is not impossible to practice the two kinds of abilities, but if you convert all the power of the holy light into the power of the law like Momo, I am afraid it is equivalent to starting from scratch. However, the two kinds of powers have similarities and repetitions, and it is typical to cultivate them at the same time. It's thankless.

Thus, my knighthood of justice. In addition to getting the approval of Ke Luosi "she is indeed an envoy of God", in the minds of other people. But it's a typical thankless job.

But it is enough that I am indeed qualified to speak the law.

"Hey, first of all, there is a difference between the [Law of God] and the [Law of Man]. The law of God is established by God. He only has thirteen serious crimes, which are all recognized unforgivable crimes, and they will basically not change. We The only crimes that can be judged by the legal profession's release of condemnation techniques are the laws of God, while the laws of man are constantly revised and improved by the Church of the God of Law. Judicial power and sovereignty are always bound together. The law of God It can be applied wherever the gods of order look, while the law of man can only be applied when the sovereign supports it, which is the primary difference between the two."

Other gods also have precepts such as "severely punish evil", "prohibit luxury and adultery", "prohibit lies", but except for their believers, the implementation will be more or less discounted. I am a recognized crime The thirteen felonies are not worried about causing backlash from other gods, local nobles, and royal families, but also allow legal professionals to have evil deeds that must be eradicated (it doesn't matter whether other people execute it or not, but the knights of justice must execute it).

"But this does not mean that the two conflict with each other. On the contrary, the two are actually one thing. The law of God is the bottom line of the law of man. If a crime is prohibited by the law of God, then the law of man cannot be exempted. For example, ten The first of the three crimes is "those who willfully take the lives of others with selfish desires will be severely judged by the God of Law, and even after death, they will be punished with swords and mountains of fire." Paragraph 1: "Intentional homicide shall be punished with death or fixed-term imprisonment of more than ten years, but if it conflicts with the later provisions such as self-defense and just war, the latter shall have a higher priority. "

For the same crime, the law of God has a tone of religious consolation, and the additional crime after death that seems superfluous in the end is actually a preparation for the future. But in the law of man, there are cold rules and punishments, without any superfluous.

Renee became a little excited, and she seemed to see the mystery.

"That is to say, what legal professionals need to enforce is only the laws of God, so what's the point of enacting human laws?"

"It is prepared for countries and lords whose belief in the God of Law is the state religion. This man's law will obviously affect the interests of local nobles, so don't you worry about being boycotted or even banned from preaching?" Kelly thought thoughtfully She asked, she has been in human society long enough, and she also understands the desperation and hopelessness of that group of nobles, how could they accept such a law that would endanger their rule.

I laughed, and that was the expected misgiving.

"Indeed, in most places now, the nobles only pay one gold coin for killing civilians for no reason. In some places, the royal family can even confiscate the assets of merchants at will. Is such an evil law that is purely biased towards the ruling class plausible? Our human law obviously violates the law." For their interests, it is inevitable to be hostile or even resisted at the beginning of the propaganda, but if it is banned, it will be impossible. After all, our sleepless people are true gods, and prohibiting the preaching of the true gods is tantamount to directly rebelling against the entire gods of order. , What do you think the sleepless people worked so hard to ascend to the gods for, not for this day."

"But there's no point in simply not banning it."

"So someone needs to set an example. If I am a commoner and a businessman, on the one hand, I will be regarded as a donkey and a slave, and on the other hand, I will at least be regarded as a human being. I will choose where to live and work hard. In fact, there is no need to hesitate. And Sulfur Mountain City is the best example. The inflow of sufficient population and resources will inevitably bring wealth and power, which is necessary for any territory. Therefore, the belief in the God of Law is extremely important for the development of the territory. Good, all we need is an example."

"That's why you came to the country of Lan, little Luo Lan, you actually deceived your own people, don't you worry that if you use it as the state religion, you may be hostile by all the neighboring kingdoms? You will be wiped out before it rises." Have you considered the possibility?"

Kelly frowned and said her concerns were genuine.

"Of course, I have thought about it. But won't the country of Donglan be hostile if it continues like this? You are already enemies on all sides. I think you are not far from being destroyed anyway. This is at least a good life-saving straw. Moreover, If the God of Law is the state religion, and the example of Sulfur Mountain City is the proof, the rapid growth of national power is predictable, and a large number of justice knights and judges will greatly increase the country's defense force, and it should be possible to obtain the law No matter how you look at it, the assistance from Sulfur Mountain City, the place of origin, is more beneficial than harmful."

"And what if we still don't accept it?"

"It's nothing, just keep waiting. When legal professionals spread all over the world, and when the teachings and laws of the God of Law are widely recognized by the world, the accumulated resentment and conflicts will explode one day. At that time, wait for the nobles It is not a gentle abdication, the guillotine will be used until it is rusted with blood, and the gallows will be full of dried corpses."

Kelly shivered instinctively, as if she had seen that day come, but Renee raised her doubts.

"According to the doctrine, it is also a felony to initiate a war. So, isn't it impossible for us to unify the Land of Arashi? Isn't this unfair to us?"

"No, although active war law professionals will indeed lose the power of the law, but it is allowed if it is a just war such as aiding an allied country that is being invaded or recovering a territory that has been taken away."

"Then who will determine this justice?"

Beifeng, who had been taking notes silently, asked the question for the first time, and suddenly hit the point.

"The God of Law, the Sleepless, has one vote, the ruler has one vote, and the majority of the people has one vote. If all three votes are in favor of war, then this war should be just. And the Sleepless has become the embodiment of justice. His judgment should be fair and acceptable to believers."

The questioner nodded and sat down, while everyone's new questions were staged one by one.

"I have a question....."

"Well, it's easy to say..."

Originally, I just planned to talk casually, but some things couldn't stop from the beginning. This lecture, which was destined to be included in history, lasted for a whole day.

Ke Luosi, who was originally a lecturer, became a clerk. She took pains to memorize what she talked about today, but she will distribute it to every believer. I can foresee that the flower of the law will bloom more prosperously in the near future. .

In the end, from lecture to debate, from debate to lecture, when the marathon teaching was over, Renee and Kelly looked at each other and finally made the final conclusion.

"Our Donglan Principality initially decided to recognize the belief in the God of Law as the state religion, but you, Roland, will also be responsible for helping you to the end this time."

"Hey, well, just treat it as I owe you." Even though he complained so much, the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't hide it from anyone. (To be continued..)

ps: In the process of repaying debts, let's strive for the 4D update to break out today. Shun, let the monthly tickets and recommendation tickets come more violently.

About the little squirrel of "I am a Lich", it was actually my own pit. Later, I found that the new outline was not suitable for this name, and it was too similar to "I am a Lich". It just happened that the 20,000-word signing was not reached. , just changed the title of the book and reissued it. ()