The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

The sky at night is like fluorescent jellyfish in the ocean of ten thousand meters. High-rise buildings emit colorful lights everywhere, and human beings are like mayflies attached to them.

The boy in the black sweater came out from the noisy crowd. He walked a certain pace, and within a few steps, he could walk a distance of more than ten meters, and entered a small alley after a few corners. His vision was instantly dark, and his pupils tightened strangely, from round to vertical pupils, a pair of light blue cat eyes.

Facing the environment where he couldn't see his fingers, the boy's tense body relaxed a little, and he opened his mouth slightly and let out a meow.

"Meow~"

Recently, there is a strange story in Tiandu. In Tiandu, there is a magical country called the Kingdom of Cats. The Kingdom of Cats is a country with centralized monarchy, and the monarch is Maoshanjun, the overlord of cats.

The way to enter the country of cats is very simple. It is said to find an alley where cats gather and meow a few times like cats. If you see a black cat, it means you have a chance to enter the kingdom of cats. If you see a yellow cat, please leave the alley quickly, otherwise you will be killed.

Outsiders only regard it as an urban ghost story, but those who are interested know that the kingdom of cats exists.

A society of monsters hidden in human society and attached to humans.

Excluding a few special circumstances, those who were human in the previous life are also human in this life, and those who were demons in the previous life are also demons in this life.

Many human reincarnations may not feel this way, but non-human reincarnations are full of fear of modern society, and feel the oppression of being called human all the time. The human beings in this world are really too huge, occupying any corner of the world and having absolute dominion.

Animals are just food on their plates and objects in their hands. Human beings' normal activities may bring devastating blows to other creatures.

People who are not of my race must have different minds. Although it was said by humans, it applies to all creatures. Human reincarnations can go outside if they can't get along in Shenzhou, but monsters can't go there, because all the lands under the sun have human regimes.

Even the sky above the head has been divided by humans.

Whenever the cat boy raises his head, he can always think of countless human eyes overlooking the world at an unknown high distance, and maybe an eye called a camera in a certain corner is also staring at him.

Humans are scary.

The boy's name is Lan, and his full name is Blue Cat. In the beginning, 3% of the people in the cat country were called this name. The reason is that after cats are enlightened, they tend to be named according to their own characteristics, blue eyes or blue hair.

The first national annihilation crisis in the country of cats was caused by the name. At that time, a group of cats fought for the name. The final winner is him, so he won the title of blue cat.

Then, in order to avoid the second domestic turmoil in the cat country, the tiger ordered the citizens of the cat country to learn that human beings must have names and surnames, and only the strong can have a single name.

"Why did you come back at this time? Lord Lan."

A sound mixed with some animal sounds came from the darkness, and an orange cat walked under the moonlight with heavy steps. While licking the fur on his hands, he looked at the beautiful boy in front of him from the corner of his eye.

"The tiger said that after Xu time (19:00 to 21:00), the country will be closed. If you don't have a proper excuse, you will not be allowed to enter the cat country."

It is Maharaja Tachibana, the most powerful cat in the cat kingdom besides tigers, but also the greediest cat.

The blue cat boy knew that he might bleed a lot today, otherwise the other party would not let him enter the country.

"I was attacked by an evil cultivator."

Hearing the word Xiexiu, Maharaja Ju paused for a moment while licking his fur, and suddenly a tyrannical aura swept over him. The cultivation level is equivalent to the peak of human foundation building, and it can be regarded as a top existence among local monks.

After releasing and withdrawing the breath, Maharaja Ju continued to lick his hair and said, "I didn't notice the other party's breath."

"He died, struck by lightning.

"who?"

"I don't know, it should be the power of human beings, can I go in?"

The orange cat remained silent, half lying on the ground and continued to lick its fur, as if it didn't hear his words. This went on for half a minute, and the blue cat boy finally took out a 10 yuan note from his pocket.

Orange Cat said: "Is this what you used to test me, Orange Majesty?"

The blue cat boy gritted his teeth and took out a hundred-yuan bill. The orange cat's eyes lit up, and the 100-yuan bill flew into his mouth with his mouth slightly opened.

If they do not steal or rob, it is difficult for black households to make money under the perfect human social system. Illegal workers are severely cracked down in Zhoudi, even if Blue Cat is begging, the police will interrogate it.

The cat country does not use human currency, but human currency can buy the hard currency they need, such as meat, ham sausage, catnip, cola, etc.

"Come with me." The orange cat turned and walked into the darkness, followed by the blue cat boy.

The two of them walked along the path, and the distance they walked was clearly able to reach the next street, but they still hadn't reached the end. As early as when they took the first step, they had already left the alley.

The Kingdom of Cats is in a secret place, which is said to be fragments that fell from the practice world.

After walking a thousand or eight hundred steps, the eyes suddenly opened up. There is a strong fishy smell in the air, to be precise, the smell of various cats.

There are simple catterys side by side in front of you, and cat demons with enlightened intelligence are everywhere. We are playing and playing, or lying on the roof, or curled up in the house. Every thousand steps there is a huge cat climbing frame, which is also covered with cats.

There are thousands of country names in the cat country, and most of them are cat demons with enlightened intelligence, and most of them are only at the first level of Qi refining. Such a number is considered to be the number one outlier in Shenzhou. After all, compared with other monsters, there are more than 100 million Zhoudi cats alone.

Except for the secret realm, all the facilities here are gifts from humans, and due to some reasons, the tiger has broken off relations with humans some time ago.

The secret place is not big, with an area of ​​less than 20 mu of land, and the two soon reached the center.

A huge crouching tiger is entrenched. It is nearly two meters high just lying on its stomach. If it stands up, its body can overlook the entire secret place.

Lord Maoshan, the lord of the cat kingdom, the golden core demon.

In front of Mao Shanjun's huge tiger head, a graceful masked woman stands, and she is discussing something with the tiger. What happened to the orange cat and the blue cat didn't interrupt the argument between the two strong men, nor did they interrupt, they stood quietly and waited.

The masked woman said: "The government's move is to cut our flesh, and benefit the mortals in the world. They must not let them succeed."

"Although there is a small spiritual vein in the secret place of the tiger, it still needs the supply of spiritual energy from the outside world. If everyone in the world starts to practice, we will get less spiritual energy. The Chinese government is simply greedy. They want to occupy a large number of spiritual energy. To reduce the aura of heaven and earth, one's heart can be punished."

It has long been no secret that the Chinese government wants to promote the public version of the exercises, and many monks with unofficial backgrounds are dubious about this. How can there be exercises in the world that allow everyone to practice? This must be used by some people to fool ordinary people.

Until recently, it was verified through some channels that the Chinese government may really have this kind of exercise. So most people panicked, driven by interests, an alliance has been connected in series.

"Zhu?" Mao Shanjun's voice was extremely majestic, as if thunderclaps made people shudder. Its house-like head is slightly raised, and it is like a mountain rising from the ground for cats.

"There are 300,000,000 mortals in Shenzhou, what do you use to punish them?"

"People are not one."

The woman argued with the tiger for several minutes and finally broke up. It can be seen that this woman's cultivation is not bad, otherwise the tiger would slap her to death.

The blue cat took two steps forward and reported what happened today in a respectful tone. When he heard that Xie Xiu was hit by a thunderbolt, Tiger opened his eyes inexplicably, and then closed them again.

"It's good to have nothing to do, don't go out recently. Human beings are always so disturbed, they never have a moment of peace."

Maharaja Tachibana said: "Tiger is right, human beings are greedy, cruel and aggressive by nature. I saw someone selling cat meat on a street before, so you must not have too much contact with it."

"I think there are many good people in human beings."

The blue cat retorted in a low voice, the humans he met were basically friendly, and the only bad guy he met was today's evil cultivator.

"It's just eating normally." The tiger adjusted his sleeping position. "Creatures are aggressive by nature, and monsters are much more ferocious than humans. The reason why humans are not peaceful is because they are too strong."

"If I am not the strongest here, then you will fight endlessly."

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In Shangqing Palace and Evergreen Mountain, there are endless unpretentious Taoist temples. Countless rare and exotic beasts attracted by aura are hidden in the mountains and rivers, and cranes and phoenixes spread their wings and fly high.

Evergreen Mountain was originally an unknown mountain range, but because a spiritual vein was born here, it became a military controlled area. There is a troop stationed on the periphery all year round.

The square was full of people, and countless disciples from Shangqing Palace gathered here. All eyes are focused on the same place. The center of the crowd is one meter high, made of marble, and has a small arena protected by a reinforced formation.

Today is the once-a-year Shangqing Palace disciple Xiaobi. For the sake of fairness, they are divided into Qi Refining Group and Foundation Establishment Group.

Competitions, which are full of competitive elements, do not distinguish between worlds and civilizations. In the early stages of practice, it is necessary to stimulate the fighting spirit of the disciples.

Daoist Qingxuan sat on the main seat, watching the disciples under the ring perform Taoist moves against each other. If he hadn't taken into account his image and his disciple's state of mind, Qing Xuan would have closed his eyes and gone to sleep long ago.

It's not that these disciples are inferior, each of them is very good. Fang Fang himself was at least a true disciple when he was young, an existence he looked up to when he was young.

But the genius Qingxuan has watched too much, and he prefers to watch something different than this. For example, the love and hatred between young disciples, the counterattack of the useless boy, the birth of the proud daughter of heaven, and so on.

He likes to have fun.

It's a pity that these generations of Shangqing Palace are relatively well-behaved, and there are frictions between disciples, but they have not risen to the level of enmity. Especially in the context of a modern society ruled by law, there are still more good people after all.

The elders of the Shangqing Palace don't need to worry about their disciples, but he has lost a lot of fun as the head teacher.

Qing Xuzi next to him pointed to one of the people on the stage, and said triumphantly: "How about teaching my disciples? He is 17 years old and has practiced for a year. He has already achieved the initial stage of foundation establishment. Being able to comprehend the Dao of Heaven and Earth very easily, but his talent can be passed on as a successor."

With the huge population and the harsh environment, the disciples of the Shangqing Palace can be said to be the best batch ever, and each of them can be called a genius.

Qing Xuan nodded indifferently and replied: "Not bad."

"Teacher, you seem to be basically not interested in geniuses within the sect, so why did you come to watch the ceremony?" Qing Xuzi questioned the teacher's perfunctory.

"The female disciples of the Shangqing palace are withered, and there is not a single senior or senior sister who makes the young people's blood boil. It will be even colder if I don't come."

Qingxuan's answer made Qingxuzi twitch his mouth. His own head teacher seems to be very reliable, but he is often out of tune.

"Uh, our Shangqing Palace exercises are not suitable for women to practice, and if a girl has a choice, she must go to the Moon Palace."

Regardless of whether the female disciples can arouse the fighting spirit of the male disciples, the teacher can indeed stir up the atmosphere and make the disciples muster their strength to fight. Even those who know that they have no hope of winning the championship will try their best to fight.

While the two were talking, the winner had already been decided, and it was Qingxuzi's disciple who won.

"Winner! Guo Erfei!"

The 17-year-old raised his right hand high, his breathless face was full of joy and pride,

Seeing his disciple winning, Qing Xuzi showed a smile on his face without trimming the frame, and said:

"When I was young, no one of my peers dared to respond. I miss it when I think about it. The head teacher should have been invincible by his peers when he was young, right?"

"No, I'm the weakest one."

Qingxuan raised his head slightly to recall the past, and said: "My impoverished master often commented that I was extremely stupid. If it weren't for the kindness of the elders at home, I would never be able to enter the gate of Shangqing Palace."

The surrounding elders all looked strange when they heard this sentence. Your cultivation is called stupid?

Qingxuan can be said to be the most talented person they have ever seen in the Shangqing Palace. His cultivation is transformed into a god, his Taoism is profound, and he probably has seven or eight magical powers in his hands.

The way of technique, the array of pills, omniscient and omniscient.

Taoist Qingxuan got up and left, disappeared in front of everyone in a few steps, and returned to the Taoist temple on the top of the mountain.

In the Taoist temple, there are sheets of rice paper placed on the table.

The rice paper is densely filled with neat words, and the Taoist rhyme is inherent in it, which has its own magic.

Although Qing Xuan took the right to write textbooks out of personal preference at first, he was definitely more responsible for the content than officials or other people, and he was also more professional. He himself is not very talented, and he knows that ordinary monks need Mr. He's guidance.

Definitely not for flattery!

Qingxuan looked left and right and saw no one around, took out a Daleiyin book from his sleeve, then read it while writing his own Tongxuan book.

"Put a flattery to a kung fu, let the whole world watch it, you are really a bald donkey. It's a pity that your kung fu is too demanding, and my Tongxuan book does the opposite. It doesn't teach Tongtian Dao, just Teach to keep fit."

[A small temple in the mountains meets a real fairy, and a leaf of wild grass kills a big demon. 】