The Fighting Chicken of Du’s Bodyguard

Du Xiao went back to the next room, picked up another large-screen smartphone that had been forgotten on the bed all day, put it in his pocket, put down the Nokia backup machine, closed the door and walked out of the villa in the dark, and then walked to the security room by night. In the distance, I saw a big bald scoop floating in the window, and I walked to the door and shouted: "The bald head is strong, open the door."

Li Qiang hurriedly opened the door for the boss: "Brother Du, you are back! Have you eaten yet?"

Li Qiang was bald at a young age. He thought that the Mediterranean Sea on his head was too ugly, so he simply shaved his head. Since then, he has been called "the strong bald head". The left Qinglong and the right white tiger are not very powerful, but as soon as he saw Du Xiao, he immediately turned into the head wolf in front of him. Brother wolf, I can't wait to pretend to be a dog and wag its tail.

After all, Du Xiao's rank is the boss, his force value is the boss, and his master is the boss of the Zhou family.

Du Xiao walked into the room, closed the door, pulled the curtains tightly, and turned on his mobile phone: "Not yet, what's there to eat?" As he spoke, he checked the phone calls and messages that had been missed for a day.

"I'm eating hot pot tonight. The second batch has just arrived. The ingredients are enough." Li Qiang paused and added, "Except for the chicken."

Du Xiao: "Oh."

The security room is very large, and the kitchen and dining room in the security room are also large enough. Considering that the bodyguards need to be active at night, this is the only place where lights are installed, and there are even large-screen LCD color TVs, so the kitchen and The restaurant has no windows at all, and there is a room separated from the duty room outside as a light buffer. The bodyguards turn on the headlights and watch TV and eat and talk about the mountains. I dug several winding tunnels to make ventilation holes, which is very clever.

Du Xiao was in no hurry to go in. He sat in the duty room and answered all kinds of New Year's greetings text messages, then called his parents at home, and finally opened his mailbox to see the New Year's greetings emails sent by Zhou's group.

At the end, Du Xiao raised his head expressionlessly: "Where's my chicken?"

"..." Li Qiang shrank his neck in a guilty conscience, and even his bald head dimmed a bit, "I was robbed."

Du Xiao looked at him: "How is that possible?"

Li Qiang looked innocent: "I don't know anything. In the end, you won't have any of it... Probably, the chairman doesn't know how to count?"

"Oh." Du Xiao didn't care, he put away his phone, "Why did you suddenly get chicken?"

Li Qiang: "Because this year is the Year of the Rooster!"

"..." Du Xiao was silent for three seconds for his comprehension, "I mean, the chairman of the board has issued a chicken ban order for the entire group, not allowing the canteen to supply chicken, and not allowing anyone to order KFC McDonald's for take-out while in office, Don't add chicken drumsticks to light meals..."

Li Qiang finally understood his question, and suddenly said: "Oh, I see, chickens don't eat meat, they lay eggs!"

"..." Du Xiao paused, "and eggs are not allowed."

Li Qiang choked, and seemed to be stumped by this question.

Du Xiao felt that asking him was in vain, and got up to go inside to eat.

"Oh oh oh I know Brother Du!" Li Qiang followed him excitedly and said furtively, "It must be because the Zhou family quit the cult!"

Du Xiao: "???"

Li Qiang gave him a confident look back.

Du Xiao: "...what kind of cult?"

"Worship the chicken!"

Du Xiao: "..."

Li Qiang explained: "In the past, the brothers held several discussions in private. You often went out with the young master and missed it every time. After those discussions, the brothers agreed that there may be some food-specific issues in the world. For example, the bodyguard Z has an old classmate who is a criminal policeman. It is said that there is a guy named Wei in the police force that is very perverted. Not only does his family not eat mutton, but he also encourages relatives and friends to abstain from mutton. Colleagues are not spared, and his obsession with sheep is as devout as a missionary, and everyone jokes that he joined the sheep worship."

Du Xiao: "..."

Li Qiang once again gave him a confident look.

"Brother Du, think about it, there are criminal policemen over there. They analyze all kinds of clues all the year round. How could their jokes be really jokes? It must be a joke to tell the truth! And even if you don't worship the sheep, worship the chicken. There must be. After all, mutton is smelly. It is normal for many people to be uncomfortable with it, but it is normal to eat chicken! What is the meaning of life without chicken? The chairman must also know that this is too embarrassing, so he gave it to us. A high salary is paid, this is a hush money!"

Du Xiao: "..."

"Recently, the outside world has started to spread rumors about the Zhou family's stinginess. I remember that the source of the last time was power saving. You may not know this time, but the source is the chicken! Obviously, Zhou's employees are not allowed to eat chicken during their employment. , it can be rumored that the Zhou family does not eat meat for employees. Colleagues have called and ridiculed, but none of us have disclosed the real salary! Just kidding, if you say it out, won't it add countless competitive pressures to yourself, and now find a better one How difficult the work is, and everyone is not stupid. So you see, the chairman is very foresight, and he has long thought of the trick of high-paying seal!"

Du Xiao: "..."

Li Qiang gave him a third confident look.

Du Xiao: "..."

Li Qiang patted his bald head with a smug look on his face: "How about Brother Du? The brothers' analysis makes sense, right?"

Du Xiao: "..."

The only thing that is right is probably the high salary. The salary is too high, and it can be reduced further, so that these bears can be spared.

He is a silent tough guy, he has an idea in his mind, he just doesn't say it.

"Um...I'm going to eat."

There is really nothing to say.

Li Qiang understood his indescribable "en" as an affirmation of his brothers, and immediately smiled, nodded and bowed his head and sent him into the restaurant.

The next day, it was just dawn, the light filtered through the gap under the blackout curtain, and Du Xiao woke up in a passionate chorus.

"Three laps to the left, three laps to the right, twisted neck, twisted buttocks, go to bed early and get up early, let's do sports!"

All the members of the Zhou family who live in this villa are participating in the chorus. They don't need to be mobilized.

The Zhou family never needs an alarm clock to go to work. The Zhou family's biological clock is very punctual. They wake up at dawn and sing when they wake up. If they are happy, they can get up and put on clothes while singing. If they are in high spirits, they can dance again. Usually, I just lie in bed and sing. After singing, I go to sleep. If I can't sleep, I have to stay in bed for a while.

So Du Xiao is not in a hurry, after all, they have to sing three times, and they have to take a break after each time.

He slowly got up, got dressed, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and tidied himself up. Then he went to Zhou Zhan's room to prepare clothes for the young master, squeezed toothpaste, washed his face, warmed the milk and poured it into a thermos cup. After all the preparations, Young Master Zhou almost finished singing.

Young Master Zhou slumped instantly after singing, yawning and humming: "So sleepy."

Du Xiao couldn't understand this kind of family rules at all, and felt extremely distressed. He walked to his bed and looked at his sleepy eyes, leaned over and rubbed the head of the chicken coop where he slept in a mess: "Don't sing when you're sleepy, there's no surveillance in the room. , I don't say no one knows."

Young Master Zhou stared at Xianyu's eyes and sighed, with a rare deep tone: "No way, as soon as the day dawned, I felt a great force calling me, and I would feel uncomfortable if I didn't sing."

Du Xiao: "..."

Suddenly I felt that the brothers' analysis was quite reasonable.

This family really seems to have been brainwashed by a cult...

Du Xiao decided to pay close attention to Zhou Zhan, but unfortunately, not long after breakfast, he received bad news: the chairman gave him a holiday and asked him to go home for the New Year.

There are enough bodyguards in the Zhou family, everyone works in shifts, and takes turns on holidays during the Chinese New Year. Only Du Xiao is a special case. He has to serve Young Master Zhou around the clock, all year round. It was very uncomfortable at first, but after spending time with Zhou Zhan, he became happy, and now he was suddenly separated from Zhou Zhan, and he was stunned.

However, before the chairman issued this order, he also reported a situation.

Probably because he was the captain of the bodyguard team, he was fortunate to have dinner with the Zhou family. At the dinner table, halfway through the meal, he remembered something, put down the chopsticks and said to Chairman Zhou: "When I came back last night, the young master's The cord of the blindfold was broken, I looked at it, it must have been cut by someone."

"Pfft...cough cough..." Mrs. Zhou suddenly choked up, not knowing what she had eaten.

Chairman Zhou cleared his throat: "It's okay, it's a small matter, don't worry about it."

"..." Du Xiao had a black question mark face in his heart, but there was no expression on his face, "This is related to the safety of the young master, it is not a trivial matter. Maybe there are loopholes in our security, I will investigate thoroughly."

Chairman Zhou waved his hands again and again: "No, no, no, no need to check."

"..." Du Xiao shut up, it seemed inappropriate to talk about this at the dinner table.

However, the children of the Zhou family are quite calm, and they have some general demeanor that has not changed in shock.

The only thing that violates the harmony is... the number of children is too many, and there are twins, triplets, quadruplets, especially scary... It completely violates the family planning policy.

He didn't understand the world of the trenches, so he thought about it in his heart.

After breakfast, Chairman Zhou said that he would have a family meeting, and Du Xiao went to the security room to arrange work.

After a while, the chairman called him to get the New Year's goods, and he went immediately.

The chairman stuffed Du Xiao with some kind of colorful bird that Tuan was poking out in his arms: "Yesterday everyone distributed the New Year's goods, I accidentally missed you, this chicken was temporarily caught from the mountain. , make up the number, don't dislike it."

A second ago, the pheasant was still nestled in Du Xiao's arms and shy: It's the first time to see Du Xiao in real form, I'm so embarrassed!

In the next second, a circle of hair on the neck of the pheasant exploded: It's too much! What did you say in the study just now? The blindfold was cut by my mother, so that I could give Du Xiao a hug! mother? ? ? ! ! What are you talking about now? I made up the numbers? Don't hate it? dear dad? ? ? ! !

Du Xiaoti slipped around this beautiful pheasant and thought it could be kept as a pet: "I don't think so, it's fine, thank you, Chairman!"

It's just a little thin, and it should be more cute if it is fattened.

The chairman looked nervous: "Hey, hey, don't carry the wings, he will hurt, hug him, hug him quickly."

Du Xiao is as good as he is.

Ye Jijun arched in his arms aggrievedly.

The chairman urged him earnestly: "Remember to bring him when you go home with relatives, don't be bored at home for a long time, he will suffer from depression. Feed him more delicious food, he does not avoid meat and vegetarian food, eat less and more meals. Don't turn on the lights suddenly at night, he is sensitive to light and will be stimulated... I will send you a message when I think of anything else."

Du Xiao: "...Okay."

Chairman: "Well, I've bought the ticket for you, take it."

Du Xiao was stunned for a moment: "The chairman gave me a holiday? What about the young master?"

"He... um... he traveled with us."

Du Xiao's mood dropped instantly, and when he looked at the ticket again, it was only two hours later, and the whole person was in a bad mood: "Where is the young master? I'll go and say goodbye to him."

The chairman of the board looked around very much: "Where are the people? Where did the little **** go?"

Everyone shook their heads in disbelief.

The chairman hates that iron is not steel: "It must have run away from home!"

Du Xiao hurriedly said: "I'll go to the surveillance!"

"No, no, no!" The chairman waved his hands again and again, "Hurry up and pack your bags and drive the car. I'll let others find you, little bastard. It's okay, he can't run far. Yesterday, his nineteenth brother cut and played with the blindfold, this kid must be I ran to the top of the mountain in a sullen mood."

Brother Nineteen, who was innocently carrying a pot: "???"

The chairman gave him a warning look: Save your mother some face!

Du Xiao had no choice. After saying goodbye, he took the ticket and left the pheasant with his back straight and full of worries.

The chairman watched his figure disappear at the end of the road, turned to his wife and said, "I'm not very worried, will you come up with another bad idea?"

Brother Nineteen said angrily, "Why do you depend on me?"

Mrs. Zhou pinned the hair behind her ear, and rolled her eyes at her husband: "What kind of bad idea? The children raised their hands to vote, and everyone unanimously approved it!"

Brother Nineteen jumped in anger: "Why don't you stand on Eighteen?!"

Shiba snorted coldly: "Don't pull me into the water."

Chairman Zhou was still worried: "Du Xiao's expression is not right, do you not like the original form of your son? I always think your bad idea is going to be ruined."

Nineteen and Eighteen lost each other and started to fight, and soon Seventeen and Sixteen were pulled off the battlefield.

Mrs. Zhou stomped her feet sullenly: "What's the matter with the bad idea? How are you smarter than me? Chickens have such a small brain capacity, what's wrong with being stupid! I hate it!"

Fifteen and Fourteen were also pulled into the water and quickly joined the battle circle.

Chairman Zhou helped the angry wife into the room to apologize in a while.

There are too many children, who has the energy to manage them.