The Fighting Chicken of Du’s Bodyguard

Hearing that Boss Du was going home, the bodyguards scrambled to take him to the station. Because there were too many people, they had to cast lots to decide. In the end, the luck fell on Bald Qiang, who decided to buy a lottery ticket on the way back.

The car drove into the city, and when it was about to reach a certain intersection, Du Xiao suddenly said: "Go straight, don't turn, go to the bus station."

Bald head strong: "What? Didn't you get a train ticket!"

"Go buy a bus ticket first, and you can refund the train ticket for me when it's too late."

The bald head touched the shiny round head: "Why? It's so uncomfortable to ride in the car, and I can't stretch my legs."

Du Xiao pursed his lips and unzipped the down jacket on his body.

While waiting for the red light, the bald head turned to look over, and his eyes instantly turned into copper bells: "What the hell! Why is there a bird buried in your stomach?!"

Ye Jijun, who has been relying on the bodyguard and refused to come down since he was stuffed into the arms of his own bodyguard, turned around silently and pointed his **** to the bald head: You are the bird! Your whole family is a bird!

Du Xiao took out the pheasant that was rubbing his head against his chest, gave the bald head a look, and then tucked it back into the zipper: "The New Year's goods that the chairman sent me, the pheasant."

After all, it is alive, so it is not good to take it on the train.

Obviously, the chairman is a ditch who has never been on the train and did not take this into account.

The bald head looked sympathetic: "This chicken is skinny, does it have a few taels of meat? It's not enough to stick between the teeth, right?"

The pheasant was instantly fried.

"However, pheasants are more nutritious than domestic chickens, and they are good for uncles and aunts. Seeing that they are so thin, it is estimated that they are the kind of pure natural pheasants that run around the mountains, which are better than those on farms."

The pheasant began to flutter his wings: let me go out! I beat him to death!

Du Xiao held the restless pet across the down jacket: "Keep it for fun, don't eat meat."

The pheasant was finally quiet.

The ticket at the end of the year is not easy to buy, but the bald head is very lucky, and he bought the last one for Du Xiao smoothly, so he decided to buy a few more lottery tickets on the way back.

Du Xiao handed him the train ticket, took the bus ticket and carried his suitcase to the waiting room to wait for the train.

The waiting room was crowded with people, and there was no place to go. Du Xiao reluctantly found a corner, sat on the suitcase, and put away his long legs aggrievedly. Then he raised his hand to check the time, took out his kindle and started Dig into the book.

The young girls around looked sideways, with red hearts in their eyes.

The pheasant poked his head out from the top of the zipper, and looked up at his bodyguard with a crazy face: Ah, ah, ah, so handsome! Even if you don't wear a suit, you're so cold that you don't have friends! I like it so much! Huh? Is Du Xiao reading some unhealthy little yellow book? Show me now!

Ye Jijun raised his head and laboriously grabbed his sleeve and pulled it down: Show me! Blessed to share! Hurry up!

Du Xiao didn't know why, so he lowered his hand.

The pheasant finally got his wish, happily put his chin on the kindle, turned his head sideways and looked at it with his left eye—two basic problems in organizational behavior, and then looked at it with his right eye—human behaviors have commonalities and particularity.

"Giggle giggle-" What the **** are you looking at? Why can't I understand it! What about the little yellow book!

Du Xiao thought that his pet was hungry, so he took out a small piece of bread from the plastic bag hanging on the trolley of the box and handed it over.

Ye Jijun suddenly forgot about Xiao Huangshu, so happy that he fell into the warm palm of his bodyguard and buried his head to eat.

At this moment, a piece of melon seed husk flew diagonally from the front and floated lightly on the head of the pheasant. Du Xiao saw that his pet was eating deliciously and didn't notice, so he carefully squeezed out the melon seed husk and threw it into the trash can beside his feet. As a result, just after throwing it, Yu Guang saw another piece of melon seed shell flying horizontally, and hurriedly raised his hand to catch it, and then there was a third piece, a fourth piece...

Du Xiao raised his head to look for the culprit, and finally his eyes fell on the little boy who was standing on the chair next to him eating melon seeds.

The little boy made faces at him.

Du Xiao looked at him blankly.

The little boy was stunned for a while, "Wow" he burst into tears, probably frightened by his inherently stern face.

The old grandmother who was holding the little boy next to him instantly turned on the battle mode: "My grandson didn't do it on purpose, you are so fierce, such a big man doesn't catch the thief and bully a child here!"

Du Xiao was dumbfounded. After thinking about it, he kindly kicked the trash can towards them.

The old grandmother was even more angry: "I'm not blind! I can see the trash can! Young people nowadays are really rude, and they don't even know how to apologize for scaring children to tears!"

Du Xiao: "..."

The pheasant Jun, who had eaten half of the bread, had already given up the food and was fried into a hedgehog. He bent his head and arched it out, and was held down by Du Xiao.

Although Du Xiao was stunned, he didn't care about the old grandma to a large extent: "Sorry."

The little boy was no longer afraid of him at this time, grabbed his grandmother's arm and shouted, "His bird is so beautiful, I want it too!"

The old grandmother laughed: "Then go tell your uncle and let him lend you the bird to play with."

A wretched man next to him let out a wretched laugh.

Du Xiao: "..."

The little boy slid down from the chair and jumped in front of Du Xiao in three steps.

The people around couldn't stand it any longer, and condemned it one after another.

The little boy couldn't get the toys he wanted, and was taught by a group of adults again. He was suddenly upset and sat on the ground crying loudly.

The old grandmother came over and said, "What's wrong with playing with him? It won't be bad! Be stingy!"

Ye Jijun was so angry with his grandparents and grandson that he could blow up the whole earth at this moment. He shook the hair on his neck and rushed out regardless of his body. Unfortunately, the boiling fighting factors all over his body were suppressed by Du Xiao's hand. In the end, he was really angry, and shouted at the top of his voice: "You bear parent! Take care of your bear child!"

Du Xiao: "..."

Why do I hear Zhou Zhan's voice here?

An onlooker came over curiously: "Brother, what breed are you raising? It doesn't look like a parrot or a starling! It's too slippery to say, the hair is quite beautiful, hey, the tail is so long!"

The pheasant is stunned: Who am I? ! where am i? ! what just happened? ! Now lying in Du Xiao's arms with his claws crossed, will the time return to before the amnesia? !

Du Xiao didn't react for a long time: "...I don't know, it was given by someone else."

More onlookers crowded in, squeezed out the swearing grandma and the noisy little boy, and began to talk about what kind of bird this peculiar-looking pheasant in Du Xiao's arms was.

A bird lover rubbed his hands embarrassedly and said, "Why don't you ask your friend? I want to raise one too."

Du Xiao: "..."

Until the ticket was checked and boarded, Du Xiao couldn't recover from the doubt that "my pheasant has spoken, and his voice is exactly the same as Zhou Zhan".

The pheasant has been shrinking in his arms and pretending to be dead, vividly performing what is called "quiet like a chicken".

At this time, Du Xiao's phone rang, he picked it up and pressed to answer.

Chairman Zhou's voice came from inside: "Have you received the email?"

Du Xiao: "Sorry, I didn't pay attention."

"I know that you won't check your emails in time during the holiday, so you have to call to tell me. This notice is very important. I have called the heads of all departments, and you are the only bodyguard team left. Wait a moment. You must convey the spirit of notification completely and accurately to everyone under you!"

Du Xiao listened attentively: "Yes, please say it."

"This New Year's chicken... It's not for everyone to eat."

"We all know this. Those who signed the agreement at the beginning will not violate the contract."

If there is a violation, you can be dismissed, after all, this kind of thing is not once or twice.

Zhou's family has very smart noses. In the past, employees secretly ate meat during the holiday, but they were discovered immediately when they returned to the company. Chairman Zhou personally investigated and smelled from the first floor of the company building to the top floor, from the east to the west. , smelling from the south to the north, he simply and rudely picked out the person and dismissed him. The person didn't admit it at first, but when he saw that the chairman's determination to dismiss was very firm, he broke the jar and admitted it, and scolded him for being a pervert.

This kind of thing happened several times, and then few people dared to violate the rules. After all, the salary is high, and it is not worth throwing away the rice bowl for a chicken meal.

Chairman Zhou is obviously very confident in this point: "I also know that you will definitely not dare to eat it, but you are not allowed to give it to your relatives and friends. Alas, I forgot when I sent the New Year's goods. I only remember it now, and I must add an explanation. Now, this New Year's chicken can't be killed, eaten, and the eggs can't be moved, they are all rescued from the slaughterhouse by me, and they are sent to you just to make a scene for the Year of the Rooster."

Du Xiao: "..."

"They are all mascots, you have to offer them well."

Du Xiao: "..."

Chairman: "It must be notified, not a single one can be missed."

"...Okay." Du Xiao deserved a bit of difficulty, paused, and asked again, "Has the young master found it?"

The pheasant in his arms moved, and lightly pecked at his chest with his mouth.

The chairman was afraid that he would call his son, so he quickly said, "I found it, but he went out to play again and didn't bring his mobile phone."

"..." Du Xiao was speechless for a moment, touched the pet in his arms, and said with difficulty, "Chairman, why does the pheasant you gave me speak?"

Chairman: "What?"

"The pheasant spoke just now, and the voice is exactly the same as that of the young master."

"Bang—" There was a sound like a water glass falling on the table from the microphone, the chairman cleared his throat, and said calmly, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, that chicken turned out to be the pet of the little bastard, three years I lost it before, but I just found it recently... Well, I was smart when I was a child, I learned a lot of tongues, and I imitated my voice very much. The little **** liked it very much at that time, and I cried for a while when I lost it."

The little **** pheasant with good ears: "???"

Du Xiao: "..."

Hanging up the phone, Du Xiao called several of his subordinates to convey the spirit, and told them to continue to convey the message, and there must be no omissions.

By the time I was done with this, the journey had already passed, and the pet was still motionless.

Wouldn't it be suffocating?

Du Xiao took out the pheasant pretending to have just woken up, and looked at it 360 degrees up, down, left and right without blind spots: "Can you speak?"

The pheasant tilted his head to look at him, and responded quickly and wisely: "You can talk?"

The pheasant, the fighting chicken Oye among the pheasants!

Du Xiao was silent for a long time with an expressionless face, and finally touched the chicken's head: it's fun, he will definitely be very happy when he gets fat and give it to Zhou Zhan.