The Fighting Chicken of Du’s Bodyguard

Du Xiao's family is in the province, not far away. After getting off the long-distance bus, he will be there in the afternoon. Yeji-kun is very curious about the bodyguard's hometown. As soon as he gets off the bus, he emerges from the bodyguard's arms, flapping his wings and flying with a pitiful little bit. The ability thumped on the shoulders of the bodyguard, and then he held his head high and inspected the water and soil.

The Du family belongs to the ordinary working class. Dad Du is a teacher in a middle school, Mama Du is an accountant in a factory, and Du Xiao has an older brother. The pressure of raising two sons is not trivial, so Dad Du and Mama Du bought two houses. There is not much money to improve their lives. The old couple has been living in the country for so many years, and they are used to it. Even though Du Xiao has paid a lot of money to the house in the past two years, he has not moved the nest.

The air in the countryside is very good, and it is not the same as the suburbs of big cities. The pheasant said that he liked it very much, and raised his head and shouted: "The sky is so blue!" The cloud is so white! The water is so clear! The bare branches are so pretty! Du Xiao is so handsome! This baby is so happy!

After giggling, his neck suddenly stiffened, and the urge to urinate and defecate after holding back in the car for a long time suddenly hit.

Terrible!

Du. Slag owner. Xiao, who has never raised pets and has not considered the problem of pet excretion at all, turned his head to look at the pet that suddenly became unusually quiet: "???"

The pheasant turned his **** left and right in distress, and found that there was no possibility of secretly solving it at any angle, and it would stain the scum owner's clothes. In the end, he had to kick his legs in resignation. He jumped up and down, and fell into a half-person-high haystack by the roadside.

Du Xiao was startled, and hurriedly threw down his luggage to chase after him. The pet chicken was very clingy along the way. He hadn't thought that this guy would run away.

However, the pet chicken looks wild and big, and its skills are very neat. In a blink of an eye, it rushed to the other side of the river, hiding in the grass and quickly disappeared.

The river is not wide, and Du Xiao is no problem if the pheasant can leap over it, but after all, he is so many times heavier than the pheasant, and stepping into the mud with one foot is hard enough. , the pheasant has already hid in the grass, um, and it is very hygienic to rub its not dirty buttocks on the dead leaves, then go out and stand still, shyly waiting for the lover to step on the colorful (?) Silt came to marry(?) him.

Du Xiao and the pet chicken who took the initiative to show up and looked very well-behaved stared at the pet chicken: "..."

After a while, the scum owner returned to the road with the pet chicken, who was still a little embarrassed. He picked up his luggage and walked home. Along the way, he met a few neighbors, said hello to them, and listened to a few unilateral chats.

After all, the second child of the Du family is notoriously silent, and everyone is used to it.

Ye Jijun was inevitably surrounded by onlookers, and he was quite proud. Facing the curious eyes of the neighbors, he held his head high and showed his high-spirited spirit.

It's a pity that I didn't have time to be proud of it for a long time when a loud and loud dog bark suddenly came from the front, and then I heard the neighbor laugh: "Your ping pong is here!"

Ye Jijun looked at the big wolf dog who was smashing the wind and breaking the dust at the end of the road. The hair on his whole body was like an umbrella. He burrowed into Du Xiao's down jacket, and threw himself into a ball and shivered.

What a big dog! very scary! huh huh...

Du Xiao felt very subtle in his heart, because the lawless young master Zhou was also afraid of big dogs. When he met him several times, he was so frightened that he jumped on him. the same.

The big wolf dog quickly rushed in front of Du Xiao, sticking out his tongue and raising his front paws excitedly, wanting a loving hug, Du Xiao didn't get along with this big guy very much, he didn't know him well, and he didn't know what he was excited about. Jin Er, I had no choice but to give a passive hug with a blank face, and after thinking about it, I raised my hand to give the big guy a meaning, the big guy grinned with joy, put his shoulders on his shoulders for a long time, and then shrugged his nose, "Haha. Haha" wanted to drill into his arms.

The pheasant is fried: ah ah ah ah, don't come here! roll roll roll! Get out of here! I'll bite you again! Ah ah ah ah ah! Du Xiao help!

Du Xiao felt his panic, clutched his down jacket to prevent the dog from drilling, and gave a cold order: "Go back and lead the way."

The big dog got off him immediately, turned around and ran forward.

The pheasant-kun is stunned and stunned, rubbing his bodyguard's chest with lingering fears: People also need to love and hug...

The scum owner couldn't receive his brain waves at all, so he pulled his luggage and walked home behind the big wolf dog's ping pong's ass.

The pheasant was so angry that he pecked at his chest, but he was reluctant to exert force. Finally, he stared at his puffy eyes and looked out. Seeing that the big dog had run away, he thumped and jumped on Du Xiao's shoulder again, still in his ear. He took a peck to vent his anger.

Du. scum owner. Xiao, who was attacked by his own pet inexplicably: "..."

One person and one chicken followed the dog into the gate of the yard, and there was a "crackling" sound of frying. Mother Du, who was busy frying meatballs, heard the dog's barking, looked out the window, and shouted, "Ping pong, give your second brother the luggage. Drag in!"

Inexplicably, Du Xiao, who has a younger brother: "..."

After receiving the order, the big wolfdog couldn't take care of the curious chicken, and immediately dragged Du Xiao's suitcase and pouted his **** into the house in a well-trained manner. Du Xiao walked into the kitchen with the pet chicken that was almost scared to pee.

The kitchen was full of heat, and the white expanse was like a fairyland. Du Xiao searched for a long time to find his father who was sitting behind the earthen stove and steaming buns and his mother who was wielding a shovel beside the gas stove, and shouted, "Dad, Mom. "

Dad Du responded and asked, "Have you eaten yet?"

Mother Du said, "don't stay here, there's a lot of oil smoke, go wash your face first."

Standing on Du Xiao's shoulder, Ye Jijun tilted his head and thought for a while, and shouted to the two inside, "Dad, Mom."

Du Xiao: "..."

The pheasant-kun was happy in his heart, flapping his wings and jumping a few feet: So happy!

Dad Du responded: "Hey, I heard it!"

Mother Du said, "We're not deaf yet, so go wash your face."

Du Xiao: "..."

After a while, Mother Du chased out with a shovel and shouted at Du Xiao who was standing by the pool washing his face, "Who did you bring back? Wasn't that voice just about you? Are you talking to someone? Find a man ?"

Du Xiao almost choked to death on the face wash.

Ye Jijun jumped from the right shoulder of his bodyguard to the top of his head, and then jumped from the top of his head to the left shoulder, flapping his wings and shouting to Mother Du, "I found a man! I found a man! I found a man!"

Du Xiao wiped the water on his face: "cough cough cough..."

Mother Du was startled: "Oh, where did the pheasant come from! How can you still talk?!"

At this time, the big wolf dog Ping Pong also ran over to join in the fun, "Wang Wang Wang" yelled and wanted to come over to the pheasant. He stabbed in the air, and fell to the ground. He looked up and saw the tongue sticking out from the big wolf dog was close at hand. He was so frightened that he was so frightened that he fluttered his wings and fluttered around. The big wolf dog thought this toy was good. "Wang Wang Wang" chased after him.

Du Xiao said to Du's mother in a flurry of chickens and dogs: "I came back in a hurry this time, and I didn't have time to prepare for the New Year's gift."

Mother Du was annoyed: "There are so many things at home that I can't finish it, so what to bring, but you are a good chicken. It is much stronger than those Melatonin and Gold partners. It is very nutritious at first glance."

The pheasant-kun jumped in a hurry: "Giggle cluck!"

It's not delicious, it's not delicious! No nutrition No nutrition! I am Du Xiao's pet! Du Xiao's!

At this time, the car whistle sounded outside the door, and Brother Du walked in from the outside with his family and his mouth, and said with a smile, "So lively?"

The big wolf dog pounced on his eldest brother, and the pheasant finally got a chance to breathe, and threw himself into Du Xiao's arms to seek comfort.

While comforting the pet chicken, Du Xiao shouted to the people who came in: "Big brother, sister-in-law, Xinxin."

Ye Jijun suddenly forgot to act like a spoiled child, he held his head high and shouted like Du Xiao: "Big brother, sister-in-law, Xinxin."

Du Xiao: "..."

The eldest brother and sister-in-law looked surprised, and the little niece Xinxin ran over, first staring at Du Xiao, then at the pheasant, tilted her head and blinked for a long time, raised her finger to the pheasant and asked, "Uncle, what is this?"

Du Xiao squatted down, although there was no change in his expression, his voice was rarely gentle: "This is a pheasant."

The little niece blinked: "Is it delicious?"

The pheasant replied: "It's not delicious!"

Du Xiao: "..."

Only then did Mother Du fully react: "Oh, this chicken can talk and can't eat it! This year is the Year of the Rooster. If this chicken can be a mascot, it must be served well!"

The argument is the same as that of Chairman Zhou.

The little niece tilted her head and looked at the pheasant for a while, Lala Duxiao's sleeve, and asked expectantly, "Can I hug it?"

Du Xiao thought for a while, and felt that this pheasant was quite measured, and it shouldn't hurt anyone, so he handed it over.

The pheasant was held in his arms by the little Loli reluctantly. He thought that he would suffer inhuman abuse, but he did not expect that the little Loli was very careful, and the movements were very gentle, and it didn't hurt him at all.

The pheasant became a little more relaxed, remembering his mother's advice to "have a good relationship with every member of the Du family", the style of painting changed dramatically, from a fried chicken to a docile mascot, affectionate with the little niece play.

This will also be my little niece in the future, I must be nice to her!

Turning his eyes to the big dog next to him: Damn, this is also a member of the Du family! I'll...wait a minute...reluctantly...try it...

Harmony was finally restored in the yard. Du Xiao and his elder brother and sister-in-law went into the house to eat and chat. Little Loli was responsible for feeding the pheasant, and he ate to his heart's content.

The Zhou family has many children, and the youngest has always been favored, so every child in the Zhou family has been an angel, but now all of them except Zhou Zhan have become angels with broken wings. Over the wings, has always been the baby of the Zhou family.

The pheasant-kun thought of a few cruel elder sisters in the family, and quickly dismissed the idea of ​​having a younger sister. After all, the Zhou family is a fighting race, and they can't give birth to such a cute and cute girl. As soon as they land, they will become disabled every minute, or forget it. .

Pheasant-kun thought while eating, unaware of the exploratory gaze that his bodyguards were betting on him.

Du Xiao said before that this chicken eats everything, so Little Lolita used a spoon to scoop out a bit of each dish and put it on the plate. As a result, Du Xiao found in horror that the recipe for this chicken was exactly the same as Zhou Zhan's, and he loved it. If you don't like it, you eat it wildly, and if you don't like it, you push it to the side with your mouth.

This chicken is so evil, just like Zhou Zhan.