The Fighting Chicken of Du’s Bodyguard

It was the New Year's Eve when Du Xiao came back. In the evening, the family reunited and ate the New Year's Eve dinner and watched the Spring Festival Gala. The atmosphere was very warm.

As a chicken among humans, the pheasant naturally celebrates the Spring Festival, but their Zhou family will always have chicken feathers flying around during the Spring Festival. After all, they are a fighting race. The more people there are, the more quarrels and quarrels will inevitably take place. Muscles and bones, in the end, the sumptuous dinner is always messed up all over the floor, and no one is injured, and everyone is happy.

Therefore, the salary of the nanny of the Zhou family is also very high.

Squatting on the dining table, the pheasant is curious to experience the normal family atmosphere of the Spring Festival. As a mascot, he was treated with a very high standard: he was wearing a red vest temporarily sewn by Mother Du, and he had a slap on his back. The bow is very festive; the plate in front of him is full of delicious dishes that Du Xiao has prepared for him, every dish is his favorite, and the amount of dishes is proportional to his preference!

So happy to fly!

Du Xiao looked at him with a very subtle look, as if he suspected that he had paranoia every minute.

Mother Du said, "I haven't heard of chickens that can learn to speak. What kind of chicken is this? It's not afraid of people, it's very rare."

Du Xiao looked at the chicken: "...I don't know."

Brother Du said, "Where did this chicken come from?"

Du Xiao said, "The boss sent it." After thinking that his chicken was different from other people's chickens, he changed the wording, "The boss sent it."

Mother Du asked, "What does your boss do? Is it serious business?"

Halfway through eating, Ye Jijun raised his head vigilantly, tilted his head and blinked to look at Mother Du: What do you mean?

Du Xiao is also a little unclear: "Of course it's a serious business, but I can't explain it in a sentence or two. There is a lot of business, and I do everything."

Mother Du was dissatisfied with the answer: "It's a serious business? What serious company doesn't give people a vacation for three years? You used to be able to take family leave occasionally in the army, why is a boss now more concerned than the country? This boss doesn't Could it be a drug-trafficking underworld?"

The pheasant master slipped his paws and stood firm at the table, staring at his two black eyes in disbelief: What? what are you talking about?

Du Xiao was also stunned, and it took a long time to recover his thoughts: "Why did you think of drug trafficking? I explained to you before that it is the boss's son who can't live without people and won't let me go."

Mother Du was skeptical: "Really? Are you really doing something illegal?"

Du Xiao quickly shook his head: "No."

Mother Du clapped the table: "I just said my son is decent! It's all those idle **** who talk about their tongues, thinking that I don't know what they are talking about behind their backs. I think they are just jealous of my son's ability!"

Brother Du seems to be the first to hear about this kind of thing, and asked curiously, "What is everyone talking about?"

Mother Du picked up the chopsticks with a displeased face: "A group of fools, my son is obviously a bodyguard, but they were stunned to say that he was a security guard at the gate, and they also said how much money a small security guard can make, and the money will come quickly. The road is not right, saying that our family is a teacher after all, and the name is good, Du Xiao Du Xiao, won't you become a drug lord when you grow up! Only those criminals will hide for three years without being home! "

Brother Du burst out laughing: "Oh my God! I can think so much! My brother's salary is at most a little Luo Luo in a criminal group, right?"

Pheasant-kun flapped his wings and kept shouting: Hahahaha! so funny! So cola!

Du Xiao: "..."

Mother Du began to educate Du Xiao again: "You are too boring, you don't like to talk when you meet people, and others don't know you, so of course you have to guess randomly. Look at the son of so-and-so who went abroad to work for three years before coming back. , I made a little money and bought a house, and now I brag to everyone, saying that the conditions abroad are good, the moon is more round and the moon is more round, and foreign friends want to see him more, so I deceive the people around me who have never read a book or published a book. If you go too far, everyone is so fooled. The kid actually went to Africa, and he was seriously ill. When he came back, it was as dark as a coal digger, but he said that it was sunburned on the beach. I am willing to believe his bragging. If you go out for three years in the same way, you will see how different your treatment is from others. You should learn a little bit, and don’t be bored if you don’t brag. Say what you need to say!”

Du Xiao paused: "I don't care."

Mother Du slapped the cotton with a fist, and said, "You don't care, it's fine. After the year, you are urged to marry your relatives and ask for work. Don't expect me to stop you."

Du Xiao: "...Oh."

Ye Jijun looked at Du's mother, and then at Du Xiao, his eyes rolled, and after a while, he found that it was getting dark, worried that the lights would suddenly turn on later, he hurriedly jumped into Du Xiao's arms, stepped on his thigh and cried , and then tilted his head and closed his eyes, indicating that it was time for him to sleep.

Du Xiao actually received his brainwaves accurately this time, got up and took him to his bedroom, tucked him into the bed, very skilled.

After all, I usually have experience in serving Young Master Zhou.

Du Xiao looked at the quilt holding up a small bag, and suddenly felt that he was seriously ill: Why did I stuff a chicken into my quilt?

The pheasant is rolling and sulking in the dark blanket: Why don't you wipe my mouth! Why don't you wash my feet! Why don't you take off my vest! I'm going to deduct your salary!

Every family slept late in the New Year's Eve, and at midnight, firecrackers sounded from all directions. Du Xiao handed over the task of setting off firecrackers to his brother this year. He quickly ran back to his room, put the quilt in his arms and hugged the pheasant, and then started. Reflect on your own IQ is not a problem.

Awakened by firecrackers, Ye Jijun, who was frying his hair, calmed down the moment he fell into the arms of the bodyguard. He was so happy that he could not wait to go up to the sky and be side by side with the fireworks.

Du Xiao looked at the flickering night outside the window and suddenly became emotional: Zhou Zhan had only seen fireworks on TV, it was too pitiful.

When the surroundings gradually quieted down, and the Du family had come to rest, Ye Jijun smelled Du Xiao's breath again when he fell into a daze in the quilt, and then the quilt collapsed for a while, knowing that Du Xiao was lying in, and suddenly woke up with a jolt. .

The main event is here! Next is the real purpose of Dad giving Du Xiao a vacation!

Ye Jijun stared at him in the dark and waited silently with excitement and nervousness. After Du Xiao's breathing gradually calmed down, he quietly stretched out his wings and groped for a while. The tips of his wings touched Du Xiao's body and quickly retracted.

Du Xiao didn't respond.

click again-

no response.

Fell asleep!

The pheasant-kun was delighted for a while, and took a few deep breaths for himself... He's about to transform! It's time to get started! The first battle of the chicken race to conquer the human world was started by this young master! come on!

3-2-1-Transformation!

"boom-"

The naked young master Zhou hugged his head in pain: "Fuck! Didn't find a good position, leaned too close to the pillow, and hit the headboard! It hurts! It hurts!

Du Xiao was awakened, opened his eyes suspiciously, and reached out to turn on the bedside lamp at the same time.

Ahhhh don't turn on the lights! It's an allied army!

"Crack!" The light came on, and Young Master Zhou instantly turned back into a pheasant, and began to jump up and down frantically under the stimulation of the light.

"Giggle cluck! cluck cluck!"

Help! Kill the chicken! Help! Kill the chicken! Mad, my head hurts ah ah ah ah ah ah! I want to deduct your salary ah ah ah ah!

Du Xiao quickly got out of the quilt, flew out at an extraordinary speed, probed and fished at a tricky angle, accurately caught the fluttering pheasants in the room, jumped back on the bed, tucked them into the quilt, and watched silently. The chicken feathers flying all over the house slowly fell.

The world is finally at peace.

Du Xiao patted the pheasant through the quilt to appease him, and then got out of bed to check around the room, finding nothing unusual, so he got under the quilt, then turned off the light and thought for a moment, Guess it was just a dream, or the pheasant hit somewhere.

Anyway, no problem.

After a while, Du Xiao fell asleep again.

Ye Jijun stared at him in grief in the dark, and reluctantly stretched out the tips of his wings again, and tentatively groped.

Is this... an arm or a leg?

Extend the wings a little further and cover them to measure the width.

Not arms, but legs.

very good! This position is ok, no more bumping your head!

Mom said, I am the first chicken to conquer the human world! I am the best! It's tonight to win Du Xiao! come on!

3-2-1-Transformation!

"Boom-"

The naked young master Zhou covered his bare ass, which was hurt by the fall, with a dazed expression: "Fuck! Can't find a good location! It was too close to the end of the bed, and it fell to the ground as soon as it was transformed! It hurts! So cold!

Du Xiao was awakened again, learned his lesson and dismissed the thought of turning on the light in time, then sat up quietly, his eyes fell on the figure at the end of the bed, and was so startled that he almost got up and kicked him, but before he had time to put it into practice, I was surprised to find that this person turned out to be Zhou Zhan.

what happened! Am I dazzled!

Du Xiao quickly stretched out his hand to turn on the light - "Crack!"

Ahhhh don't turn on the lights! It's an allied army!

Young Master Zhou turned into a pheasant in seconds, flapping his wings and jumping up and down again. Because he was too stimulated, he knocked down the cup on the desk when he went crazy, and swept over with another wing, and the cup fell to the ground with a bang.

The next second, he was caught by Du Xiao and tucked back into the bed.

Before the world could regain peace, Dad Du opened the door and rushed in, standing in front of the bed with a stick against a feather: "What's wrong? A thief?!"

Du Xiao's eyes straightened: "It's okay, I can beat it."

Dad Du immediately raised the stick: "Where?"

Only then did Du Xiao return to his senses, and hurriedly said: "No, no, no thieves, I mean, even if there are thieves, I can beat them."

Dad Du breathed a sigh of relief: "Hey, how many years have you been away from home? I just fell asleep and thought you were a child. Go to sleep! Sit cold, lie down!"

The pheasant bit the bed sheet angrily: How come I don't have such a biological father!

Du Xiao watched his father go out, laying in the bed and thinking for a long time, he felt that he had probably dreamed again just now. It is estimated that the paranoia during the day was too serious, and he was confused and fell into hallucinations before turning on the light.

But how can this chicken be stimulated by the light in the quilt?

Du Xiao turned over in confusion, his eyes fell on the pillow, he found a few rags there, frowned, picked it up and looked at it: "..."

It broke after a few thumps, this vest is too weak.

Ye Ji-jun hid under the quilt and continued to bite the sheets: The promised raw rice is cooked and cooked, and Du Xiao can be won! I also secretly read a lot of textbooks! Why did they fail twice! I am not convinced!