The First Family of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 989: For a long time, there is no third character, okay?
"..." Li Ke looked at this Xiongtai with a look of death. It's so special, how come I met such a guy.
He even cut chicken heads and burnt yellow paper with him. If it weren't for his physique, he would be able to beat him twice.
Cheng Chubi and Li Ke finally chose two **** albums that resemble comic strips.
According to Li Ke's words, this kind of stuff is generally sold exclusively to large families who are planning to marry a girl.
After all, unmarried women of large families must put an end to all unscrupulous things before they get married.
But the problem is that after she gets married, that kind of unscrupulous entertainment becomes a necessary level between husband and wife.
But how do you explain it to the child? After all, this kind of thing is almost the same as the parents of later generations, and it is really not easy to say.
Ever since, the gang of future generations will absorb this type of knowledge through various studies.
But this is Datang more than 1,400 years ago. There are no video tapes, no DVDs, and no small videos, let alone illegal publications.
I don't know when, this kind of **** album has become one of the gifts that families who are about to marry their daughters give their children.
I don't know what this kind of dowry product should be called, the product instruction manual?
Puff...Cheng Chubi, who was full of thoughts and thoughts, was immediately happy, and Li Ke who was walking in front of him smiled dazedly.
"I said, Brother Chubi, how do you laugh at the little brother?"
"No, I definitely didn't laugh at you. I was just thinking, why are unmarried women's books such as this stuff, and why are unmarried men not?"
The unmarried Li*Scum Nan* Wei De looked at the unmarried Cheng*Tong Nan* Chu Bi with a dark smile on his face. He always felt that he was deeply insulted.
Seeing Li's expression on the scumbag, Cheng Chubi hurriedly became serious and authentic.
"I mean it's serious. If Sanshu Xue has this thing, he can solve the problem by looking at it in sequence, right?"
These words made Li Ke nod his head, and couldn't help but remember the slick and tender young man who was still very ignorant back then.
Isn't it because once I went to various bookstores blindly, but after seeing this thing, I went to a crooked road...
Thinking about this, Li Ke couldn't help but sighed a little bit sighfully. This is really a crooked road full of beauty and wine pond meat forest.
Even if the time comes back, I will definitely walk into that bookstore bravely and pull out that unscrupulous picture book...
"Come here, come here, hurry up, this is paper, this is a pen, now I need you to write something."
Seeing Brother Chu Bi beckoning to him, I thought of Brother Chu Bi's bad calligraphy and the painting art of strange world.
Li Ke, who was immediately full of pride, smiled very reserved and confidently, walked over to sit down and picked up the brush.
"I don't know what Brother Chubi needs to write."
Cheng Chubi touched his chin for a long time, what should he call it, remembering that whenever he went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to obtain a marriage certificate, he would publish a book similar to a guide.
"Just write: A Guide to Nightlife for Couples..."
The corner of Li Ke's eyes twitched frantically, and the brush in his hand fell directly onto the tribute paper.
"Brother Chubi, can you please be more serious?"
Cheng Chubi glared at the black-faced turbulent prince unhappily.
Just like you, you still think I'm not serious?
"Why is this title not serious? You can get one for me to see if you have the ability."
Li Ke racked his brains, and after a long period of careful rotation, his inspiration flashed.
"For example, it is called night couch making incense?"
"Hehe...please, do you think you can understand what you mean with Xue Sanshu's too straightforward mind?"
"The night couch makes incense, what if Sanshu Xue understands that he is going to be on the couch at night?"
"..." Li Ke's face turned green directly. Brother Chubi, can you please be your own person?
Great solution on the couch in the night of God. Affectionate, with charming and suggestive and provocative words,
When it comes to your mouth, how come there is a smell of **** that makes your eyes black.
Fortunately, such a small flaw was ignored by the two of them, and they began to make the **** picture a very serious and good treasure.
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Even if his own brother is married, Xue Wanjun, the elder brother, is even busier than his own brother.
After all, that kid was even more unreasonable than himself, and the eldest brother was on guard in the northern borders of Datang, so his second brother could only bear the burden.
Just when he was so busy, another family came to report that it was Cheng Chubi and Li Ke who had visited in succession.
"They came here to do a lot. Could it be that something dropped in the guest room?"
Xue Wanjun wiped his face without knowing whether he was busy or the stinky sweat that came out of the heat, and picked up the kettle on the iron stove and poured himself another glass of water.
"Cheng Sanlang and His Royal Highness Wu said that they came here to discuss important matters with the master, and it is about the third master."
Hearing this, Xue Wanjun was stunned for a long time before reacting. The first thought was, could there be any recurrence of his third child's condition?
"Please, please come soon!"
Seeing his tense face, Xue Sandao quickly agreed to walk away ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ With little effort, the two professionals, Cheng Chubi and Li Ke, finally arrived. Xue Wanjun's front.
Xue Wanjun smiled and supported the two younger generations who were about to salute, and pulled them to sit in front of the Zhenguan furnace.
"Chu Bi Xian Nephew, His Royal Highness King Wu, please sit down quickly, what would you like to drink for the two of you?"
"No need, in fact, we came here this time to solve the last level of treatment of Xue Sanshu's illness."
Hearing this, Xue Wanjun's face suddenly became serious.
"Chu Bixian nephew, why, is there any recurrence of my third brother's disease?"
"No, no, no repetition, but since Sanshu Xue has never been in contact with the opposite sex, it will cause some..."
Cheng Chubi looked towards Li Ke, who was pretending to be deaf and dumb in Chachatang.
In desperation, Datang's best psychiatrist, Cheng Chubi could only harden his scalp and explain vaguely.
"In short, even if Sanshu Xue is now married, I am a little worried that there will still be some root causes that will affect the relationship between him and Princess Danyang."
"The days go down for a long time, if it becomes a hidden danger, it won't be good..."
Li Ke tried his best to bury his head and almost pulled it away with a smile. The root cause of God's disease is still going on for a long time, and there is no third word, okay?
Neither Cheng Chubi nor Xue Wanche paid any attention to Li Ke, who seemed to be immersed in the tea soup, and did not know that he was rushing out of the sky at the moment.
Xue Wanjun looked at Cheng Chubi, who was flying in front of him with a bewildered expression.
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