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Ouch...

The bright moon hung high, and a strange whistling sound spread across the wilderness.

In the dark night, two slender dogs walked on the grass and transformed into two human bodies in the hazy mist. They were a pretty woman with a graceful figure and a charming twist of waist.

The other was a dark and reckless man, with a broad build but extremely short stature. He followed the beautiful woman obediently.

"What's your dog's bark in the middle of the night? Are you afraid that others won't know you are a goblin?"

The pretty girl twisted her waist and scolded her with a look of disgust.

"Hey, mama... you look so beautiful when you turn into a human... you don't look like a dog anymore..."

The black man touched his butt. He was not used to it without his tail, and he didn't know what to do with it anymore.

"You know nothing, I am a first-class person..." Aunt Bai puffed up her greatness and said proudly.

I don’t know how many men have fallen under her skirt over the years and become dead souls!

With my sharp tongue, I swallowed millions of elite soldiers...

Such a unique skill is just talk! ?

Thinking of this, Aunt Bai's face became even more proud. With her sharp tongue, she was able to gain a foothold in this world of mortals.

"So I will have meat to eat with you from now on?" Hei Qi grinned.

"You know how to eat things that turn into oil when you pee, or disintegrate into meat when you fart." Aunt Bai cast a sidelong glance.

If it weren't for Gu Nian's friendship when they were collecting shit together in the mountains, she wouldn't have brought this idiot with her.

"You came out at the right time. These days [Crow Chitose] is recruiting monsters from all over to serve..."

"What is Crow Chitose? Can it be eaten?"

Snapped……

As soon as he finished speaking, a sweeping sweep of the dog's tail sent Hei Qi flying.

"How dare you be disrespectful to [Crow Qiansui] because you are so brave? He is the chief manager of Montenegro. Even the ghost grandmother of Yinshan had to be respectful in front of him."

Aunt Bai glared angrily, but she remembered that a few years ago, she was lucky enough to sneak in as a minion at the Montenegrin Festival.

Just because the Yinshan Ghost Grandma presumed to inquire about the whereabouts of the Black Mountain Old Demon, she made [Crow Qiansui] furious and slapped him twice in front of hundreds of demons and ghosts...

But Yinshan Ghost Grandma didn't even dare to take a breath, and still had to be respectful.

If you don't leave the Black Mountain, you will be king at a thousand years old.

This is a common saying spread among the monsters and ghosts in the Three Mountains.

Hei Qi covered his face, but didn't even dare to make a sound.

"I just know how to eat. Sooner or later, I'll get into trouble because of this mouth... If you want to eat... Do you dare to eat it, the Demon Catcher?" Aunt Bai hated the fact that iron can't make steel.

"Monster catcher? Mom, stop joking, I still want to live for a few more years." Hei Qi muttered.

"Who are you kidding?"

Aunt Bai praised the greatness on her chest and said coldly: "I heard that a little fat man recently appeared in Luofu Mountain. He has thin skin and tender flesh... His physique is very special. One bite can increase his Taoism by thirty years."

As she spoke, Aunt Bai's eyes glowed with greed.

"Many of my comrades have already targeted him now... If I succeed, I will skin him dry and eat him whole, and my demonic power will immediately increase..."

"Mommy, that's a demon catcher..." Hei Qi said with some fear.

He has seen how powerful the monster hunters are since he was a child. Even now, his second uncle is still hanging around the necks of those monster hunters as a scarf.

"The world of mortals is rolling, and lust is like poison... As long as those monster hunters are men, they can't escape my sharp tongue..." Aunt Bai licked the corner of her mouth, feeling quite confident.

"Mommy...I'm hungry..." Hei Qi interrupted Aunt Bai's grand plan without any interest.

"Let's wait, let's see who is unlucky, and who should be the midnight snack waiting for me... But I will let him have a good time before I die..." Aunt Bai stopped and stood, facing the long, narrow and deep mountain road.

Her ability is to kill both men and women without any taboos.

A moment later, a burst of footsteps sounded on the cold mountain road.

From a distance, Hei Qi pricked up his ears.

Aunt Bai's eyes were dim. Even in the dark night, she could still clearly see the boy who was walking towards him. He looked about seventeen or eighteen years old and wore a commoner's clothes. He looked like a poor guy who was born with a low life. He traveled all night and deserved to be beaten by them. Tooth sacrifice.

"Let's enjoy the meat... After we finish eating, let's go and have a big sex." Aunt Bai was not ready to speak. She was very angry and had already set her mind on the fat little white guy.

Ouch...

A long roar shook the mountains and fields, and for a moment, the wind was freezing and the evil spirit filled the air.

Hei Qi took one step forward and revealed his true body. His dark and slender body looked like a barrier in the moonlight, stretching across the mountain road.

"Um!?"

At this moment, Li Mo, who was rushing back to the mountain, suddenly stopped and looked at the little black dog demon blocking the road in front of him, and couldn't help showing a strange look.

He spent a day wandering around Yunzhongfang. Although he took off the Black Dragon Spear, he didn't get the [Nine Furnaces Demonic Heart] he wanted. He slowly walked back to the mountain. Just when he was depressed, he unexpectedly met someone who cut him off halfway! ?

"I guess I'm in conflict with Boss Bai..." Li Mo looked strange.

He has been to Yunzhongfang three times in total, and every time there was no accident.

The first time I bought a golden cicada, I met someone from the Lin family.

The second time I bought the heart of the West Desert Scorpion Demon, I was stopped by the experts from the Tianshi Mansion.

This was the third time, and what stopped him was a [Three Furnaces Demon Ghost]...

Isn't this a big-flowered pig that broke through the pen and bumped into the evil butcher?

"Hehe, this is my first meal out of the mountain...Human, consider your luck..." Hei Qi roared, his fangs exposed, and his mouth watered.

"Baby, don't be afraid, you can swallow it in one bite..."

Next to him, Aunt Bai gave Li Mo a wink and comforted her very thoughtfully.

As soon as he finished speaking, Hei Qi was like a wild dog running loose, stepping on the pervading evil spirit and pounced directly on Li Mo.

boom……

The generous hand directly strangled Hei Qi's neck. He only felt the figure in front of him flicker. Before he had time to respond to what happened, he only heard a soft "click" sound...

Black Qi's neck snapped immediately. He kicked off his legs, rolled his eyes, straightened his body, and stopped moving.

Li Mo threw it away casually, and his robe automatically dispersed the evil spirit surrounding him without any wind.

"You...you are...the demon hunter..." Aunt Bai screamed, and the smile on her face gradually solidified.

She never dreamed that she would be so unlucky. She intercepted a demon hunter halfway and killed Hei Qi in an instant. She was obviously a master.

"Sir, please spare my life..." Aunt Bai begged tenderly.

Before she spoke, Li Mo slapped her on the forehead.

"God has the virtue of a happy life!" Li Mo whispered.

There was only a "click" sound... The Tianling Cap rolled upwards, and scarlet blood mixed with white pulp splashed all over the floor.

In an instant, the big white dog showed its true form.

"Cruel God." Li Mo shook his head. He looked at the corpses of the two big dogs, and immediately activated the [Diamond Mysterious Finger] to peel off their skins.

The weather was getting colder, so he planned to make a dog-skin jacket for his senior sister and send it to her.

"Rabbit's favorite, don't waste it..."

Li Mo looked at the two hot pot meals, carried them directly on his back, and then strode towards Luofu Mountain.

That night, the aroma wafting in the mountains behind Luofu attracted greedy insects, attracting all the rabbits that had not been seen for a long time.

The large stone urn that was once used to make elixirs became a pot for cooking meat, and various mountain essence herbs were thrown into it.

It has to be said that Rabbit is indeed the reincarnation of a mountain ghost, worshiping the moon and practicing cultivation.

I haven't seen him for many days, he has a huge appetite, and he killed one and a half dog demons directly. People with such ordinary appetites simply can't afford it.

"I've never seen a human form... You can transform into one and show me."

After three rounds of wine and five tastes of food, Li Mo couldn't help but become interested, and he was full of wine talk.

"No... Humans say that wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, and sex is a steel knife that scrapes bones... Drinking will lead to chaos... How can he show up at this moment?" Rabbit is still arrogant.

"You're quite confident."

"You do not believe?"

"I do not believe."

"If you don't believe me, throw me down!"

"Have you ever heard of a dish called spicy rabbit head?"

"How can you eat rabbit?"

After a night of drinking and laughing, Li Mo gradually fell into a drowsy sleep.

When he woke up the next morning, he was covered with thick dog skin. Next to him was a bowl of hot porridge with some refreshing mountain berries, which must have been left by the rabbit.

"Good bunny."

Li Mo drank the hot porridge and came to the prison.

"Where were you last night?" Feng Wannian looked at Li Mo who walked in and asked.

"Going down the mountain for a walk..."

"Don't follow Xiaofu's old path. It's not peaceful outside recently. I heard that demons and ghosts are active in the Three Mountains." Feng Wannian reminded.

These days, there are obviously a lot more demons and ghosts imprisoned in the prison.

"By the way, you said yesterday that Xiaofu got lucky? What happened?" Li Mo changed the subject and asked.

"A few days ago, Xiaofu went down the mountain to catch monsters and met an old... old guy..." Feng Wannian thought for a while and used a very suitable title.

"Old guy?" Li Mo showed a strange expression.

"The old guy said that Xiaofu has amazing bones, extraordinary talents, special physique, and unlimited potential. He plans to teach him magical skills... He only needs three thousand taels of silver..."

"..."

Li Mo remained silent.

"Xiaofu was kind and saw that he was pitiful, so he bargained and finally settled the deal for thirty taels of silver."

"..."

"As a result, just after the transaction was completed, the old lunatic was caught on the spot by the government... He was arrested directly... I heard that he was an old liar... By the way, he also had a young apprentice... full of tricks. Let’s go to jail together.”

Feng Wannian sneered: "This old guy still has a famous name."

"Do swindlers have brands these days?" Li Mo was speechless.

Can this old liar survive when he meets Hong Xiaofu? Normal people would avoid him.

"Isn't that right? This old liar boasts as loud as the sky... He claims that he travels the world, catches eight thousand demons, and is known as eight thousand Taoists..." Feng Wannian said with a smile.

"Eight thousand Taoists!?" Li Mo was stunned.

Isn't this the old liar he and Xiao Luyao met at the foot of Yinshan Mountain? ! !