The God and Buddha are actually me

In a trance, Zhang Jiuyang seemed to see eight figures surrounding him. Some of them were leaning on crutches, ugly but with deep eyes, some were majestic and walked with swords on their backs, and there was a woman holding a lotus, pure and elegant, with immortal light shining...

The Eight Immortals of Shangdong are very popular in China. The most famous one is the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, each showing their magical powers, and they are very popular among the people.

In the "Complete Biography of the Eight Immortals", the process of the Eight Immortals' attainment of Taoism is recorded in detail. Among them, the leader of the Eight Immortals, Li Tieguai, was even enlightened by the Supreme Lord Laojun.

They all eventually became immortals in heaven and were highly valued by the Jade Emperor.

Except for Lu Zu, perhaps the other eight immortals are not so prominent when taken out alone, not as famous as Wang Lingguan, but the Eight Immortals are of the same blood, advance and retreat together, share the same misfortunes and blessings, and are both teachers and friends. They have always been a whole.

To put it simply, if you provoke one of them, you will provoke the entire Eight Immortals of Shangdong.

When the eight immortals attack together, there are almost no demons in the world that cannot be subdued.

"Disciple Zhang Jiuyang, meet the eight immortals of Shangdong!"

In the sea of ​​consciousness, Zhang Jiuyang's soul bowed and saluted to show respect, and at the same time he was very expectant.

The third inheritance of Lv Zu was actually the arrival of the eight immortals, which shows that this inheritance is extraordinary.

Lv Dongbin smiled and said, "We once listened to Yuanshi Tianzun's preaching in Yuxu Palace, and then discussed Taoism for a thousand years, and created a method. Today I want to pass this method to Zhang Jiuyang. I wonder what the seven Taoist friends think?"

Hearing this, Zhang Jiuyang was shocked.

The eight immortals listened to Yuanshi Tianzun's preaching in Yuxu Palace, and spent a thousand years to work together to create a method?

Although he was the incarnation of the soul, he felt his heartbeat speeding up.

All along, he seemed to have never obtained the cultivation method from the Chinese immortals. Wang Lingguan once told him that it was not that they were stingy, but that the cultivation systems of the two worlds conflicted.

The skills that can be practiced in the Chinese world may not be able to exert their original effects in this world, and there may even be some uncontrollable changes that make people go crazy.

Therefore, he has never obtained the skills.

But according to Lu Zu, the skills created by the Eight Immortals seem to allow him to practice in this world?

As Lu Zu's voice fell, a series of eyes fell on Zhang Jiuyang.

Zhang Jiuyang knew that the Eight Immortals were examining whether he was qualified to practice that skill. His heart was immediately raised to his throat, fearing that one of them would not agree.

After all, it was a skill created by the Eight Immortals. If you want to pass it on, you must let the Eight Immortals nod and agree. This is why all the Eight Immortals came.

Tieguai Li's eyes were deep. He threw the crutch in his hand, and the crutch turned into a peach tree, which produced huge and tempting peaches in front of Zhang Jiuyang.

The peach smelled fragrant and was extremely tempting, making people salivate. The most important thing was that it was filled with a huge spiritual energy, just like the legendary Queen Mother's peaches. Eating one would make people immortal and rank among the immortals.

It is said that Tieguai Li's real name was Li Xuan. He was handsome and intelligent. He was a rare Taoist genius. When he was young, he was favored by Taishang Laojun and enlightened.

Later, Li Xuan practiced hard and finally reached the state of soul traveling and wandering in the world, but he had to return to his body in seven days. He asked his apprentice to help take care of his body, and he traveled to Beihai in the morning and Cangwu in the evening.

But he didn't expect that something big happened in his apprentice's family. He thought that his master had died, so he cremated his body in advance.

After Li Xuan returned, he found that his body had been destroyed, so he could only use the art of borrowing corpses to revive the soul and possessed a beggar who had just died not long ago.

The beggar was extremely ugly and had a lame foot.

This was hard for Li Xuan to accept, and his heart of Taoism almost collapsed. At the critical moment, Laojun appeared again and enlightened him for the second time, allowing him to see through the beauty and ugliness of the skin and cultivate the heart of Taoism.

And Taishang Laojun also took a peach branch from the Queen Mother and turned it into a walking stick for Li Xuan to walk.

This is the story of Tieguai Li's enlightenment. Now, under his spell, the walking stick has turned into the Queen Mother's peach tree and produced spiritual fruits.

An extreme temptation emerged in Zhang Jiuyang's heart. It seemed that a voice was reminding him that as long as he ate the peaches, he could instantly become an immortal and no longer have to practice hard.

But he knew that this was a test from Tieguai Li, so he held on to his heart of Taoism and was unmoved.

"This boy has a very strong heart of Taoism and is very kind."

Seeing that Zhang Jiuyang was not moved by the peaches, Tieguai Li showed a satisfied smile and pointed again.

"But these peaches are meant for you to eat. Please pick one at will."

Zhang Jiuyang was startled. Are these peaches for him to eat?

He looked at the most familiar Lü Zu, who just looked at him with an encouraging look, nodded and smiled, with expectation in his eyes.

The expressions of the other eight immortals were also very gentle, especially He Xiangu, who smiled and blinked at Zhang Jiuyang, showing appreciation.

If nothing else, Zhang Jiuyang's appearance is indeed excellent. He is as handsome and beautiful as Lan Caihe, and his temperament is elegant and not inferior to Lü Dongbin. Even among the eight upper immortals, he is not inferior at all.

Zhang Jiuyang looked at the peaches, some of which were big and some were small, some were raw and some were ripe, some were fragrant, and some were sour.

He couldn't help but hesitate.

Will choosing a big one appear greedy?

Will choosing a small one be too artificial?

Choosing a medium-sized one seems to be very suitable, but too mediocre. Will it appear insincere?

"Don't hesitate, just follow your heart."

Tieguai Li's voice sounded, low and magnetic, which instantly calmed down the irritability in Zhang Jiuyang's heart.

He smiled casually, feeling that he was too worried about gains and losses.

Even though this choice is of great importance, I will be lucky to lose my life if I gain it. It may not be useful to think about it so much. It is better to be more unrestrained.

As soon as the thought made sense, he no longer hesitated and followed his heart and chose a large flat peach with fragrant fragrance and bright fairy light. Now that you’re given the choice, choose the big one!

Who can buy peaches without choosing good ones?

"Good, eat this peach."

Zhang Jiuyang put the peach to his mouth. Before he opened his mouth, the peach turned into a stream of light and escaped into his mouth. The next moment, his pupils began to dilate, and his whole person was stunned, like a sculpture.

He Xiangu burst into laughter. She was extremely beautiful and her voice was like fairy music.

"This kid is greedy. He chose the biggest one. He just doesn't know if he can survive it."

Zhang Guolao was riding on the donkey upside down, seemingly drunk but not drunk. Hearing this, he smiled and said: "This is also a kind of sincerity, which is rare. Among us practitioners, who is not greedy for the supreme road?"

Not only did he have no objection to Zhang Jiuyang's choice, but he also admired it very much.

After all, he achieved enlightenment by eating Thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum. If he could choose, he would also like to try Thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum.

The sloppy Taoist priest Zhong Liquan opened his eyes and said with a smile: "Caihe, why don't you use your treasure basket to let us see if that kid is a good man?"

When Lan Caihe heard this, he threw the bamboo basket in his hand, and it turned out that the water in it was water-proof and sparkling.

He pointed a finger, and the water in the bamboo basket gushed out automatically, turning into a mirror, and scenes emerged, all of which were Zhang Jiuyang's experiences.

"Although flat peaches are delicious, they also hide endless inner demons. Back then, I tried Dongbin ten times. Looking at it today, I am afraid that the test this boy faces will not be smaller than Dongbin."

Zhong Liquan gently shook his banana fan, half-smiling.

"I do believe him."

Lu Dongbin admired Zhang Jiuyang very much. In Zhang Jiuyang, he seemed to see his own shadow.

But he soon saw a beautiful woman appearing in the bronze mirror, dancing lewdly around Zhang Jiuyang.

"This flat peach... mainly tests lust?"

Lu Zu suddenly asked.

Tieguai Li nodded and said: "Greed, anger, ignorance, hatred, alcohol, sex, wealth, and energy are called the eight immortal tribulations, and what he chose happened to be color."

Lu Zu coughed and said nothing.

It seems like... I suddenly don't have that much confidence anymore.

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Zhang Jiuyang has never felt so happy.

He seemed to have become an emperor, attracting three thousand beauties, and holding general elections every year. His men would collect beauties from all over the world for him.

Among them are young girls in their prime, elegant and talented women who are famous all over the world, graceful young women who are charming to the core, noble ladies from aristocratic families, and a touch of elegance from ordinary people's homes.

Orioles and swallows fill the hall with spring scenery.

Yan is thin, the ring is fat, everything is available.

Logically speaking, even with the help of an imperial physician, such a life would quickly make his body weak and deplete his vitality.

But Zhang Jiuyang's body became stronger and stronger, and his energy became increasingly abundant.

Just because he instinctively remembered two skills, one called "Chongyang Zhenren Golden Guan Jade Lock Technique" and the other called "Lu Zufang Zhongshu".

These two skills allowed him to indulge in sexual activities, and he never met an opponent. He almost reached the state of being alone and seeking defeat. He played more and more brilliantly and was very happy.

The Eight Immortals outside looked strange, and many people looked at Lu Dongbin.

"Ahem, I didn't expect that this kid is so talented in this kind of technique. Even in the illusion, he can rely on instinct to practice, and he is quite successful..."

The immortals immediately couldn't laugh or cry.

Their test was originally to let Zhang Jiuyang indulge in beauty, and eventually lose his essence and body, to see if he could finally break through the color and break the illusion.

The result was good, Zhang Jiuyang showed an amazing talent in the art of dual cultivation. Even if he had completely forgotten the past, he could still instinctively practice the art of Fangzhong.

Moreover, the Fangzhongshu taught by Lu Dongbin is not a crooked way, but an authentic Taoism. The essence of it is taken from the ways of Huangdi and Pengzu. Zhang Jiuyang naturally enjoys it more and more happily, not to mention the loss of essence. If it were not for the fantasy world, I'm afraid I'll be able to ascend to enlightenment soon.

A good test seems to be ruined.

Lu Zu coughed and turned around awkwardly.

After a long time, Tieguai Li sighed softly, looked at He Xiangu and said: "Fifth sister, it seems that you can only come forward for a visit."

He Xiangu bowed to accept the order, and then threw the lotus in her hand. The lotus suddenly radiated bright fairy light, escaped into the fantasy world, and turned into a fairy who could conquer the country and the city. Her appearance was vaguely similar to He Xiangu.

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