The God and Buddha are actually me

Playing songs and getting drunk every night.

Zhang Jiuyang indulged in the beauty, not only did he not feel tired or bored at all, but he became more and more aware of the beauty of it.

His physical strength became stronger and his skills became more proficient, almost reaching the level of Taoism.

During the decades of indulgence, not only did he not lose weight, but his hair became darker and thicker, his skin became fairer and rosier, and his whole person seemed to be getting younger and more energetic.

The country was in good order and prosperous under his governance.

On the contrary, those ministers who criticized him for his indulgence have all died of old age.

However, as time passed, he also felt a little lonely, but it was not boring. After all, the concubines changed one after another, and they were always young and beautiful, with different personalities, fresh and interesting.

He is a master of loneliness.

In terms of Fangzhongshu, no one in the world can compare with him. Even a woman who is as wolf-like as a tiger will be killed and her armor will be thrown off when she encounters him, and she will soon be defeated.

Only if dozens of people come together can Zhang Jiuyang be forced to take it seriously.

It's a pity that after practicing Fangzhongshu to the end, it can no longer be made up for by quantity, but by the quality of the cauldron.

He desperately longs for a woman who can compete with him, a woman who can take his Fangzhongshu skills a step further, and maybe then he can ascend to immortality.

Well, yes, even though he has indulged in beauty for decades, he has never forgotten his original intention of practice. He will never exhaust the beauty while picking up supplements, and he is following the path of dual cultivation of yin and yang.

Even if his Fangzhongshu has reached a bottleneck and cannot improve, he will never break this principle.

When seeing this scene, the Eight Immortals outside didn't know what to say.

You could say he is addicted to beauty, but he also has a very strong heart. You could say he has a firm heart, and he lives a life of wine and meat every day...

In the end, Zhang Jiuyang even publicly released the imperial list, hoping to find a girl in the world. The two sides discussed the Yin and Yang Road. If there is anyone who can beat him, they can make any request, even if it is the throne, they can give it to each other.

In an instant, this news caused an uproar in the world. Countless women with special skills came to Beijing, wanting to compete with Zhang Jiuyang.

Among them are the most eminent courtesan in the world, a saint from the Hehuan Sect of the Demon Sect, a Miao Ni who practices the path of Joyous Bodhisattva, and even a princess from the South China Sea Shark Tribe.

These people are all gearing up and full of confidence.

But the result was shocking. Each of them was killed and stripped of their armor. In the end, they were all convinced and willing to become Zhang Jiuyang's concubines and lead the sects behind them to submit.

For a time, the nine states were unified and the whole world surrendered. Zhang Jiuyang relied on his peak Fangzhongshu to easily create an unprecedented prosperous age without spending a single soldier. He was praised by all people and called the Human Emperor!

Until one day, Zhang Jiuyang finally met his opponent.

It was a Kun Dao with a peerless appearance and an extraordinary temperament. He was wearing a emerald lotus skirt. Every inch of his skin was like white jade, with a faint fluorescent light flowing around him. A little cinnabar between his brows made him look even more holy and refined.

The woman claimed her surname was He. She was a casual cultivator from the East China Sea. She was not from a large sect. She knew a little about the magic of the house and was willing to compete with Zhang Jiuyang.

The first time he saw her, Zhang Jiuyang felt that he had met an opponent, an unprecedented enemy.

For the first time, he took a bath and burned incense, fasted for nine days, adjusted his body and mind to the best condition, and then invited the Taoist nun to the dragon bed.

The two began to fight, each using his or her own magical powers. For seven consecutive days, Zhang Jiuyang did not gain the upper hand. For the first time, he felt some looseness in his Dantian.

After another seven days, he was at a disadvantage and almost lost, but he could still hold on.

Seven days later, Zhang Jiuyang was already emaciated and gray-haired. It was obvious that he had lost control of the door, and his energy had been released like a flood, and he could not control it.

On the other hand, the Taoist nun is radiant, her beauty is peerless, her every move and smile is like a fairy, she is so beautiful.

Zhang Jiuyang tasted failure for the first time.

In an instant, he felt that all the love between men and women in this world was boring, and his eyes became empty.

It was at this moment that the lust in the eyes of the immortal Taoist nun was swept away, becoming clear and transparent, like crystals that had swept away dust.

She pressed her finger between Zhang Jiuyang's eyebrows with a loud and majestic voice.

"Idiot, why don't you wake up soon?"

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At this moment, the Eight Immortals were all watching this scene attentively. They knew that whether Zhang Jiuyang could pass the test depended on his next moment.

In fact, strictly speaking, Zhang Jiuyang's current experience is very similar to that of Lu Dongbin back then.

Huang Liang, Lu Dongbin, decided to practice Taoism after a dream. He practiced diligently and relied on his unparalleled talent to make rapid progress. Soon his Taoism greatly improved, and he was even more gifted in swordsmanship and Fangzhongshu.

Therefore, he was somewhat complacent and came up with the story of Three Plays of White Peony.

Bai Mudan was a famous prostitute at that time, and she also had extremely high attainments in the art of intercourse. However, no matter how she used her methods, Lu Dongbin could not succeed, so the first two times failed.

For the third time, Bai Mudan got secret guidance from Tieguai Li and Zhong Liquan, and broke Lu Dongbin's golden lock, keeping her body intact.

Later, Lu Dongbin put away his complacency and completely broke through the barrier of lust. From then on, he practiced harder and finally achieved the great truth.

And Bai Mudan, because she obtained Lu Zu's essence, also became an earthly immortal.

What the Eight Immortals are doing now is to re-enact the scene where Lu Dongbin once played the White Peony three times, hoping to help Zhang Jiuyang detect lust and break the test.

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"I seem to...enlightenment."

On the dragon bed, Zhang Jiuyang's originally dim eyes suddenly burst into a burst of brilliance, as bright as stars, and his spirits were flying.

The Taoist nun's eyes flashed with joy, and she pinched the Taoist seal with her hands. The fairy light burst out from her body, and the emerald dress she took off was put back on her body, covering her beautiful fairy posture.

"Shan, congratulations to fellow Taoist——"

But before she finished speaking, Zhang Jiuyang suddenly pounced on her like a tiger, pressed her under him, and his eyes were very excited.

"I did it, I did it!"

"I have understood all the twelve chapters in the bedroom!!"

Zhang Jiuyang muttered to himself, with an indescribable excitement on his face, his temperament became more mysterious, and his voice was sonorous and powerful.

"The Dai Yin must be harvested from the Zhi field, and the fifteenth year is the twenty-eight year.

Not thin or fat, the face is like jade, and the face can be red or white, like a lotus.

The fetal breath is true, and it is all mercury, and there is no way to the curtain door without lead.

Refine the lead and mercury and return them to the Yuanhai, and the great medicine can become a land immortal!"

Zhang Jiuyang kept reciting this poem, which is also the general outline of "Lu Zu's Secret Art of the Room". He has never been able to understand it. Now, under the strong coercion of the Taoist nun, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly realized the wonderful meaning.

In an instant, the situation changed suddenly, and the offensive and defensive forces were different.

The two started the second exchange, but this time, the Taoist nun felt a huge pressure, and her soul was under the impact of a storm. I don't know how long it took, her originally clear eyes became blurred, and finally she was defeated, and even the immortal light on her body was taken away by Zhang Jiuyang.

At this moment, he was surrounded by fairy light, and the white hair on his head turned black at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his skin became white and shiny again. In just a few breaths, he seemed to be decades younger.

Rejuvenation!

The defeated Taoist nun could only watch her true essence continue to dissipate, allowing Zhang Jiuyang to take it away at will, and no longer had a trace of the majesty of the fairy.

But even so, Zhang Jiuyang still strictly adhered to his principles and bottom line. Not only did he not swallow it, but he also passed a lot of his own essence to replenish his yang.

He always kept in mind the teachings of Lu Zu and never crossed the line.

Otherwise, whether it was a fairy or a demon was just a thought.

After an unknown period of time, with a roar, a fairy light appeared in the sky and shone on Zhang Jiuyang's body.

He felt that his body was getting lighter and lighter, and finally he flew into the sky and entered a fairy gate, leaving behind the legend of the imperial maiden ascending.

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In the sea of ​​consciousness, Zhang Jiuyang's dull pupils slowly regained consciousness, and memories came flooding back like a tide. He realized that he had not ascended to become an immortal, but had successfully broken the illusion.

Thinking of the various experiences in the illusion, he bowed sincerely and said gratefully: "Disciple Zhang Jiuyang, thank the Eight Immortals for your enlightenment!"

Eight Immortals: "..."

At this moment, they really didn't know whether to laugh or cry. They never thought that Zhang Jiuyang's final means of breaking the illusion test was not to see through the color, but to suddenly realize the wonderful purpose of the bedroom, breaking through the illusion in an alternative way.

But no matter what, the test was indeed passed by him, otherwise he would only sink forever until the illusion naturally dissipated.

"Thank you for the guidance of all the immortals, and thank you for Lu Zu's teachings. Otherwise, I am afraid that I really can't keep my original heart, and naturally I can't realize the wonderful purpose of the bedroom in the end."

Zhang Jiuyang didn't know that this was a test for him to see through the color, but thought that the Eight Immortals were intentionally pointing out his bedroom skills, and he was very grateful in his heart.

Unexpectedly, the first skill he mastered was the art of sex. He seemed to have a very high talent and understanding in this field, and he was very suitable for it.

The Eight Immortals looked at each other, and finally smiled.

Zhang Jiuyang was a little confused by the smile.

At this moment, He Xiangu stretched out her white hand, and the Taoist nun in the mirror also flew out, turned into a green lotus and fell on her hand. Compared with the previous one, it seemed more lively and fragrant.

Zhang Jiuyang was surprised and said, "So she is your lotus. I thought..."

Before he finished speaking, he was gently tapped on the head by a jade finger. He Xiangu smiled and said, "You little Taoist priest, you are really shameless. You have defiled my lotus, and you dare to have such thoughts?"

Zhang Jiuyang was immediately ashamed and bowed to apologize.

That's right. Although the Taoist nun is somewhat similar to He Xiangu, He Xiangu is a celestial being, the best among the female fairies, and is qualified to attend the Queen Mother's Peach Banquet.

How could she use her pure body to enlighten him?

The immortals laughed. They were all free and unrestrained people. Although today's experience was unexpected, it was also very interesting.

Especially Lu Dongbin, he appreciated Zhang Jiuyang even more.

He lost face when he played with Bai Mudan three times. What Zhang Jiuyang did today made him feel very happy and proud.

"Fellow Taoists, we eight immortals always keep our promises. Today, since he has broken the illusion and passed the test, should we also pass on the skills we created together to him?"

Hearing Lu Dongbin's words, the immortals nodded one after another, without any objection.

Then Zhang Jiuyang's eyes blurred, and he found himself in a cave full of exotic flowers and plants, with clouds and mists. The eight immortals sat cross-legged around him.

The eight immortals each held a seal, with solemn faces.

"Listen carefully, this method is called "Heavenly Immortal Golden Elixir Heart Method", also known as "Daluo Golden Elixir Heart Method". We learned it from listening to Yuanshi Tianzun's teachings in Yuxu Palace. Although it is difficult to exert its full power in this world, it can help you."

"You will understand the wonderfulness of it after practicing it."

"Now let each of us tell you a story. If you can't comprehend it, then you are not destined to this method, and you can't force it."

Zhang Jiuyang was shocked, and he immediately held his breath and concentrated, cleared his mind, sat cross-legged, and listened quietly.

Tieguai Li gently tapped the crutch in his hand, and then a little bit of starlight emerged around him, as if the stars in the sky formed the meridians of the human body, containing infinite mysteries.

"There are twelve chapters in this method. I will talk about the first three, namely, Pei Mu, Shu Yu, and Zhan Shi."

"Hong Meng was judged at the beginning, and the goods flowed and took shape. This medicine is great, Pei Mu and Chu Zhen..."

As Tieguai Li told the story, Zhang Jiuyang gradually fell into a mysterious state. As he preached, the pure Yang magic power circulated in the meridians in his body according to a very unique Zhoutian structure, and the pure Yang dragon and tiger golden pill in the dantian suddenly moved.

Dongdong!

In a trance, he seemed to hear the heartbeat coming from the golden pill again, and it was clearer and stronger than before.

The Daode Sutra inscribed on the golden elixir was even more radiant, with wisps of morning glow purple air constantly pouring into the golden elixir, increasing its spirituality and cultivating supernatural powers.

Cultivating the holy fetus in the fifth realm is a very slow process. The higher the grade of the true sutra, the longer it takes to nourish the holy fetus, because the holy fetus must fully absorb and comprehend the true sutra before it can break out of the shell.

Of course, the supernatural powers obtained after success will be stronger.

The Daode Sutra is the king of all scriptures and the sacred book of the Chinese Taoism. Therefore, after Zhang Jiuyang entered the fifth realm, the process of nourishing the holy fetus was extremely slow.

Even though he practiced the first unique Taoist skill of the time, Yuding Xuan Gong, and was now a Taoist genius with a peerless physique, this process was still very slow, like a turtle crawling.

Zhang Jiuyang had originally planned to stay in the fifth realm for a long time, but now after coming into contact with the "Heavenly Immortal Golden Elixir Heart Method", he was pleasantly surprised to find that this process was instantly accelerated a lot.

The spirituality of the golden elixir was born, and the speed of comprehending the Daode Sutra soared!

He was overjoyed. The Eight Immortals were really amazing. This mysterious skill could solve his urgent needs and was of great benefit to him. The gains from this inheritance were really great.

"Calm your mind and consolidate your spirit."

After Tieguai Li finished speaking, Zhongli Quan began to speak about the fourth and fifth chapters.

"The fourth chapter is about knowing the scene, and the fifth chapter is about being old and tender. Listen carefully. Sincerity is in the form and outside, accumulation and flow of light, wonderful theory, elixir is auspicious..."

In this way, the Eight Immortals took turns to speak, and finally Cao Guojiu finished the twelfth chapter, and everything was completely over.

If it was a game, Zhang Jiuyang felt that he should have unlocked an achievement at this moment... the descendant of the Eight Immortals.

He stood up and saluted, and the Eight Immortals left one by one.

The time for the inheritance of the visualization map is limited, and this time it can be said to be the longest inheritance.

However, what surprised Zhang Jiuyang was that Lu Zu, who had the best relationship with him, did not say anything extra. Instead, He Xiangu, the only female fairy among the Eight Immortals, left him a message before leaving.

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