The Great Doorway of Daoism

Chapter 135: Chat 1 chat

   Yi Liuian blurted out after seeing this: "Good supernatural power! It's a shemale!"

   Everyone was shocked when they heard it.

Although I knew in advance that I was walking with a strange beast, it would be inappropriate to say to my face that the person was a monster or a human monster. It is not conducive to seeking medicine.

  At this time, the man turned into a girl with colorful makeup again. Seeing everyone's complexion changed, he giggled and said:

   "It's okay. People are originally a clan of monsters and beasts, and my clan has always been close to your human clan. I prefer the term "monster", aren't you humans accustomed to putting the main thing first and emphasizing it?"

   Everyone hasn't answered yet, the little girl turned into a big man again, and said coarsely: "That's wrong, they are always important for human beings to appear on the finale, so it is better to be a ladyboy."

   Everyone looked at each other, and Yi Liunian asked cautiously: "Senior, senior, are you two demons or a pair of demons?"

   The little girl avatar replied: "The little brother's remark is not correct. It is converted into a human race according to my clan's lifespan. The two-eighth anniversary of the family will not arrive. As for the decent little fresh meat baby, I don't dare to be called the predecessor, thank you for being insensitive."

   Then, the incarnation of the big man appeared again: "Is there anything I dare not to be, Lord Ma, I am more than a hundred years old, and I am more than enough to be their grandfather, and naturally I am undoubtedly a senior."

Everyone was confused, and Zhang Hanyun suddenly interrupted and said: "As far as I know, there is a rare close relative of the dragon and mythical beasts in the monster race, called the dragon and horse double-faced dragon. Transfiguration of human form, uttering words, I don't know if you two?"

The incarnation of the big man took a deep look at Zhang Hanyun: "The little girl has seen a lot of knowledge, and this clan has not been born for a long time, but you can tell it casually. Yes, my clan is hermaphrodite, split incarnate when she is young, and can't become one until she reaches adulthood. Randomly transform on both sides."

As he spoke, incarnate into the form of a little girl, and continued: "Well, we are still young, and we cannot control our transfiguration, so we will transform between male and female forms at any time, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, and the time varies. Just get used to it. NS."

   Song Feifei asked curiously: "Then are you one or two?"

The little girl proudly said: "Now you can think of them as two. When we reach the age at which we can be fully integrated, connected, and transformed at will, our strength will be greatly improved. If we continue to practice, we may even have a certain chance to transform into a dragon and transform into a dragon body. Upgrade to a beast."

  , who turned into a big man again, said with a sad face: "Hush, Long Yanjiao, you have to keep a low profile. Your clan has not succeeded for many generations, so don't brag."

Next, the little girl said: "Ma Rulong, look at your name, but you are so timid. I am right. How can I do not have the confidence? Warning, don't hold back this girl, or forgive me. Can't help you."

   At this time, everyone can also see that this strange animal is not young enough to tell whether it is one or two, but it does not seem to be more mature than them mentally.

   Lin Xian was shocked and stood up and said, "Both, please tell me what to do next."

   Long Yanjiao said: "Aren't you in a hurry, the time has not come yet. Grandpa said that the opportunity to contact humans is rare, let us test you first."

   Lin Xian asked in surprise: "How to test? Fight?"

Long Yanjiao said: "Our cultivation system is different from that of the human race. We can grow our cultivation base by sleeping. But grandpa also said that if you want to transform a dragon, you need to have more experience of humanity and feelings. Besides, you guys. Ask him, even if he doesn't reduce the cost, can he beat me?"

   Everyone looked at Chao Tianque who pointed at her.

Chao Tianque flatly said, "Huh, Jiao looks very strong. Actually, Kuang has an indestructible muscle. It's nothing great. Before I came, I singled out with her, but it didn't reach five breaths. This girl still She just knelt in front of me-she begged me not to die among the people who pinched me..."

   "How will it be tested?" Lin Xian asked in shock.

   Ma Rulong replied: "It's easy to handle. Just use your mouth if you can't beat it. If you know or not, let's do it."

   "What do you mean?" Yi Liunian puzzled.

   "Just chat with us, we ask, you answer."

Long Yanjiao explained: “We were asleep most of the time when we were born. Grandpa only occasionally took us out of the mountains for fun. It can’t be too long. In recent years, we have only allowed us to read some human books. It’s really interesting, but it lacks people. Explain, so half-knowledge may seem to be non-knowledge."

   "So just have a chat. In the book, chat is a very advanced vocabulary, a shorthand for chatting, right."

   Lin Xian said in surprise: "You are right, and I am ashamed. Many of the high-ranking words of human beings, such as chat, have been circulated to this day."

   Ma Rulong said: "Then let's start from here, ask, what other words are offensive?"

Lin Xian thought for a while and replied: "For example, when you say that people don't treat themselves as others, and the heavens are destroyed, the original intention does not mean that the human nature is evil and the human heart is dark. The right answer should be that if you don't practice and temper yourself, you will be intolerable by the world."

"For another example, a small amount is not a gentleman, non-toxic and a husband. This sentence is often misinterpreted as a person who must be vicious and poisonous enough to eat well. The original text is that a small amount is not a gentleman, and he is not a husband. Whether it’s a demon or a demon, you have to have enough belly and structure to tolerate what people can’t tolerate before you can be called a real male husband."

   The little girl who became Long Yanjiao said: "I am not a big husband. I am very interested in the love between men and women in your human society, which is the so-called love."

   "But it's so hard to understand, why do you say that love can both touch and hurt people? Why do you say that love can hurt each other to the extreme?"

Song Feifei looked at Lin Xianjing and said, "It's easy to understand. I think that girls not only need to have cultivation skills, but they also need to be cultivated. It should be slapped and slapped. If you can do anything, try not to beep as much as possible, so that you know what is civil and martial arts. He hurts your heart, and you hurt his face, which is called hurting each other."

Yi Liunian was unhappy, and retorted: "Fei Fei, don't bring a crooked ladyboy little sister, love is such a sacred and magical emotion. Fortunately, the love is silent, otherwise, my family Wenyin must be deafening. Are you right, Yinyin? , Let brother hug."

   Wenyin smiled and said, "My day is to reflect on my body-am I being too polite to you? Did I give you a face? Should I do something?"

  Long Yanjiao's face was confused, and said to others: "What do you think?"

   Zhuge suddenly saw Long Yanjiao looking at him, and said helplessly: "The one who loves deeply, hides the heart and never talks. The one who has been thinking for a long time, is not the eye of the dream."

  Long Yanjiao turned to Feng Qingjun again, and Feng Qingjun said: "People are only interested in what they like. Therefore, a person, whether you love you or not can be seen and felt."

   Zhang Hanyun went on to say: "You will understand later. In your life, you will definitely meet someone who will break your guess, change your habits, and become your exception."

Long Yanjiao thoughtfully: "My race is hermaphrodite and has no choice. We are together since birth, so there is no new feeling. Moreover, he always reasoned with me and never let me. I think he doesn't understand me. Not necessarily the other half of my ideal."

   This time, Yi Liunian said deeply to the incarnate Ma Rulong:

   "Dude, did you hear what your Ma Zi said? Brother told you as a person who came by: No woman likes to listen to your reasoning."

   "You speak truth, but what she listens to is your attitude towards her. Do you understand? Attitude!"

Feng Qingjun next to    added: "The sense of freshness is not about starting with the unknown, but exploring the future with the known."

When Long Yanjiao turned around again, Lin Xian said in surprise, “Don’t force everyone to understand you. If that’s the case, you have to be so simple and ordinary. No matter how good others are, they are others. No matter how bad they are, they are also themselves, unique. Self. It’s enough to work hard to be your best self."

"People always say that you can’t find your ideal partner, but can you say that you have become the ideal self? No, so don’t be too demanding. In many cases, it’s because you do too little and want to Too much."

   Transformed to Ma Rulong and asked depressedly: "I don't care about love or love. My problem is that every time I wake up from a deep sleep, I find that my cultivation is not as fast as Xiaojiao's progress."

  , Chao Tianque, who had just been repaired before he came, jumped up and shouted: "Let me come, I will answer this question, brother, there are many bowls of poisonous chicken soup here."

"First of all, as a demon cultivator, it is nothing if you are not strong now—the days when you are not strong will still be long. Therefore, you must muster up the courage to cultivate for decades and hundreds of years, because if you don’t cultivate, you I don’t even know how bad my qualifications are."

"Of course, you still have to work hard, don’t give up. You practice so hard every day to prove to those who look down on you that you really can’t do it! Sometimes you don’t work hard, you don’t know what it means. despair."

"Listen to me, do you think your dream is farther away from you? It doesn't matter, the demon student is so unexpected. If you don't work hard, how do you know that you are really so bad? Believe in yourself, as long as you work hard, there is no talent for supernatural powers. You will never give up when you practice."

   "No matter what is going on, please face life with a smile. Come on, big brother. Because, after this blow, there are new blows waiting for you~www.wuxiaspot.com~Hahaha."

Seeing Ma Rulong's face began to turn black, Lin Xian hurriedly came over to complete the battle: "Brother Ma, there is some heavy weight that no one can share, so he can only change his left shoulder to his right. There is no permanent victory in life, resist and hold on. Is everything."

   "The so-called unsatisfactory things in life are often eight or nine, and the remaining one or two are even more unsatisfactory. How can there be any apricot blossoms in the shadows, playing the flute until dawn, what I have experienced is to beat the ground until tomorrow."

   "Instead of complaining, it is better to complain. Isn't there a saying, if the heart is in full bloom, the breeze comes."

   Ma Rulong nodded: "You said that, I feel better in my heart. Anyway, Xiaojiao and I are in the same family, and we are inseparable. Everyone is the same."

   "Ma Ye, I think I am online. This EQ is a little bit worse. I wonder if there is anything you can teach me, brothers?"

   Yi Liunian smiled: "You are asking the right person, I am a strong point. Let me do this, let me give you an example."

"For example, a beautiful female demon handed you a water glass and said that she couldn't unscrew the lid and ask you for help. What do you do? Take it and unscrew it? Can Sister Xiaojiao be willing? Can you not be jealous? How Jedi Survive? Remember this life-saving stunt below."

"You catch the cup first, then hand it to Sister Xiaojiao, and say to her, "My dear, can you help you twist it? If she unscrews it, it's not the banshee you helped, you've got rid of yourself." If she can't unscrew it, just say: Come on, Xiao Jiaojiao, I'll help you. How about it? Perfect."

   Ma Rulong heard his eyes gleaming, and said repeatedly: "High, high, really high."

   He still needs to explore further, his appearance has turned into Long Yanjiao again.

  Long Yanjiao giggled again: "Okay, time is almost up, let's go if you pass the level."

  

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