The Great Doorway of Daoism

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The guards on the mountain are not tight. After all, under the iron-fisted rule of the Three Sacred Mountains, few dared to make trouble, and even fewer monks from other continents have come. Panicking and doing nothing.

Hua Lanting's camouflage did not reveal any flaws, and his height, face shape, appearance, and clothing were the same as those of the ugly aunt. The head of the guard guarding the first entrance could not be seen through even though his cultivation was not low.

However, although he has no flaws, there is a flaw.

The aunt's life was poor. She opened a small mouth behind her pants and didn't know it. She walked out and revealed a small piece of white buttocks. When she passed the customs, she was wiped with oil on her hips by the guard.

Hua Lanting pretends to lower his eyebrows and succumb to the head and dare not say anything, but his heart is broken. What kind of heavy taste is this, even the old and declining village women will not let it go. It is simply uncle and aunt. Shinobi, he secretly remembered the face of this wretched uncle, thinking that he must teach him a lesson if he had the opportunity to find the place where he was harassed by the same sex.

After smoothly entering, Hualanting got the rough topographical map of the Three Sacred Mountain in his hand. He drove the donkey cart silently with his whip and walked along the mountain road towards the direction of the back kitchen.

According to the limited information available, Abu Sharjah and Abu girlfriends brothers and sisters were sent to the mountain as hostages. They first did a handyman for a period of time. Then there was no news from Abu Sharjah, and Abu girlfriends stayed cooking. It’s a place to help cook, and it’s said that it has been mixed up in it in recent years.

Hua Lanting's first task is to get in touch with Abu's best friend, this girl.

The back kitchen is called Huozaofang at Zizai Vientiane Gate. Although Sansheng Mountain is not a temple, it has given the back kitchen the name "Xiangji Kitchen".

At the door of the Xiangji kitchen, a big man walked out during the time of unloading the truck at Hualanting.

"Hey, dare to be Aunt Miao, why are you today? Where is your old man?" the guy asked while helping unload the goods.

"Well, the old man is uncomfortable, his head is very hot, and his whole body is hot. In order not to delay the matter of the holy mountain, I had to run for him." Hua Lan Ting hadn't heard Aunt Miao's voice, it seemed that this guy It was an acquaintance, so he had to answer vaguely.

"Aunt Miao, why isn't your voice right?" The guy glanced suspiciously.

"Um, it may be affected by the old man, this throat hurts very much." Hua Lanting coughed hard and covered it.

The guy didn't ask any more questions, and said: "Then hurry up, you have to sleep in the firewood room for one night, and wait until tomorrow morning to install the sundries before going down the mountain. Rest as soon as possible."

The guy stopped talking, but Hua Lan Ting didn't want to let this opportunity go.

He tore a large tuft of pig meat from the car and stuffed it into the other's arms, and said dumbly, "His brother, my aunt, please."

The guy peeped around and looked around at no one, took the pig's head into his arms, and smiled:

"Aunt, what do you want to say, folks from the village, I will help if I can help, don’t blame you if you can’t help. Let’s talk about it first, brothers can’t say anything about the price of vegetables, fresh meat and mountain products. To get started, it's best to let your old Wang talk to the deacon."

Hua Lanting hadn't thought about the wording before, so after hearing this, he asked tentatively:

"How dare we bother the deacon. As the saying goes, the county magistrate is better off now. How did my aunt hear about Abu's girlfriend, now she is good at talking in the back kitchen?"

"That's right. My best friend is good now. Although she is too poor to practice, she was sent to Xiangji Kitchen, but she is articulate and discerning. The kitchen and servants like her up and down, Mr. Deacon Also let her take care of some chores, you can talk to her about items, it might really be useful."

Hua Lan Ting's misbehavior said: "It's just that we can't get in in the back kitchen. I have taken a few pictures from a distance before and can't get close to talk. You know, I even hugged this girl when I was a kid."

The guy took a bite out of the pig’s head and muttered:

"Aunty, your fate is good. I counted on it today. I couldn't reach to talk after my girlfriends had a good life, but tonight some of the clerical staffs gathered together to play mahjong. Chef Santoko asked me to serve him, brother. If you have no merit, just sell your personal affection, I will pretend to be sick and say that I happened to meet you and let you replace it. Anyway, San Dezi has also seen you, there should be no problem, just a errand of serving tea and pouring water. , As for how the suit is close, you can see for yourself."

Hua Lanting was secretly happy, and things really went smoothly.

Sure enough, after the partner led Hualan Ting in, San Dezi had nothing to do, and the village woman who made Hualan Ting's dressing stayed in the house.

Not long after the crowd arrived, Abu’s best friend entered the house last.

At first, Hua Lan Ting was really taken aback.

Arkansas is a big man who is old and majestic, his eldest son Abu Dhabi is handsome, his daughter Abu is also handsome and beautiful, but the youngest Abu girlfriend is fat, not ordinary fat, waist is bucket waist, legs are elephant legs, neck It is almost invisible, only a pretty face, which belongs to the kind of girl who is too fat to look good.

It seems that Xiangji Kitchen is raising people.

Abu’s girlfriend slammed down, the long wooden stool under her almost fell apart, and she said boldly: "Brothers are here early, come and come, walk at least eight laps tonight, Lingshi cash transactions, no On credit."

Chef San Dezi laughed and said, "Don’t come up so badly, be careful that the three of us will join hands to deal with you. What's the saying in our Xiangji Kitchen? It seems to be called-Sansheng Mountain, Xiangji Kitchen Inside, fire prevention, theft prevention, and best friend. Rubbing with you, you have to be careful."

"Who is arranging this girl? I haven't married yet. Don't worry, what the money is, it is a bastard, can you make money after spending it? The long nights are long, and everyone is together for fun. . By the way, who is this aunt? She looks familiar."

Hua Lanting knows the opportunity and immediately leaned forward: "My girlfriend and niece, have you forgotten? I'm the old Wang's aunt Miao."

"Yeah, look at my memory, I think of it, the easternmost of the tribe, everyone called you Wang Wang and Aunt Meow from behind, it's been a long time."

The four people shuffled the cards and began to fight Sifang City fiercely.

Hualanting poured tea and handed water around in a circle, while observing in secret, and at the same time, he looked at the seams and made a stubble, mainly to compliment Abu's girlfriend.

Abu’s girlfriend was a little embarrassed to be said, and while drawing cards, she said casually: "Aunt, what you said is too numb. Actually, this person, as long as he is willing to do things with the energy of playing mahjong, I am afraid there is nothing in this world. Okay."

"Look, what is the spirit of Mahjong? Let me tell you."

"First, come on call, come when you are called, and you can fight when you come, and never procrastinate."

"Second, concentrate, concentrate, and don't care about the quality of the environment."

"Third, even if you are temporarily behind and have complaints, you will often reflect on yourself and find your own faults and reasons."

"Fourth, never give up, push to come again, I believe that sooner or later there will be a chance and time to make a profit."

"Fifth, no matter whether the cards are good or bad, you have to work hard for the better. Only when you can integrate the bad cards at the beginning of the hand is the ability."

"Sixth, no matter who you play cards with, you will do your best."

"Seventh, never dislike the long hours of doing things, whoever withdraws first, who is the puppy."

After four laps, Hua Lanting found that Abu's best friend was indeed quite secretive, sometimes silently pretending to be deep at the poker table, and sometimes gagging and interfering with his opponent.

For example, once, she had a card in her left hand and a card in her right hand to the dim-eyed San Dezi. She was thinking hard about which card to play to avoid firing a gun. Abu’s girlfriend deliberately asked, "San Dezi, I suddenly had a doubt. When I heard someone tell me the other day, it was clear that the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period had seven countries. Why did Qin Shihuang only swept the six countries?"

San Dezi was stunned for a moment, and then smiled and cursed: "Smelly girl, shake me. You have a good question. You can't ask cerebral palsy for more than 20 years, and it won't work for one day."

He was distracted by what he said, and put his sore and numb left arm down.

Abu’s best friend slapped the table, shook the card, and shouted: "Yaoji! Sister-husband! I am struggling to hang this one alone."

"Well, take a look, the door is clear, all in one color, seven small pairs, count it..."

"Ohhhhh, I’m not to blame. If it weren’t for your picture, take a look, the sister would have blossomed in the sea fishing on the bar. Now you guys have fun. When you are out of luck, you will win if you lose less... "

Hua Lanting was not idle either. He was looking for a chance to have a close relationship with Abu's best friend. While he was busy, he was still chattering a few words from time to time. Anyway, the people here have lived on the mountain for a long time, and he doesn't know the situation of the tribe just like him. The parent, Li's family, had nothing to say for a while.

On the eighth lap, the opportunity came.

At this time, Abu’s best friend killed the Quartet. The other three were so green that they lost their eyes. They secretly joined hands to fight Abu’s best friend. In this round, he caught up with Abu’s best friend and was undecided with two cards. Which one has been played.

Hua Lan Ting knows that the three companies are under the control, he can't explain clearly, so he breaks and says:

"I said my best friend~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I remember that when I was young, the tribe planted a plane tree in our yard. You like to climb it the most. You used to say at that time that there is no plane tree. When you come to Golden Phoenix, Auntie knows that sooner or later you will fly onto a branch and become a phoenix."

Abu’s best friend blinked, knowing her heart, and slowly put down the "five tubes" she was going to hit, changed it into a big pie, and escaped.

After the eight laps, Abu’s girlfriend started to work with a smile, and Hua Lanting took the opportunity to say: "Miss girlfriend, my aunt hasn’t seen you for many years, and I haven’t talked enough about it. Would you like to have a few more words with you?"

"Okay, come with me."

The two arrived at Abu’s best friend’s residence. After closing the door, Abu’s best friend sat cross-legged on the kang with piercing eyes: "Aunt Miao, who are you if you don’t speak secretly? Any attempt? No one else here, open the skylight. Tell me something."

Hua Lan Ting was shocked when he heard it!

In addition to the hole in his butt, what other flaws did he have that Abu's best friend could see through, so that the stuffing was exposed?