The Great Ming Dynasty Dominate Overseas

Chapter 670: Paris, the capital of feces and urine

Official Hong Xi stood, with white smoke rising from the gun in his hand.

Pardo opposite him turned into three eyes-an extra hole in his forehead.

Headshot by officer Hong Xi!

of course! Rifle, dum bullet, flintlock, finely researched gunpowder, "Mazu Empress's artifact" created by Seiko!

Officer Hong Xi's gun is good, the gun is fast, and the gun speed is high. High accuracy, better than Pardo, so Pardo has a cup!

The doctor stepped forward to examine Pardo and shook his head regretfully.

The three notaries signed, proving that Hong Xiguan won.

It was a fair duel. Pardo's friends did not cause trouble and took away his body in grief.

They are not afraid of making trouble. The southeast officers are all armed with guns, and some even carry sprays on their backs. Who is afraid of who fights.

They have the aura of envoys, and they are fair duels. If they make trouble, the Spaniards can't afford to lose face.

As for Officer Hong Xi, the officers clamored for him to treat him. He was not easy to see his friends, so he had to entrust Mr. Fabregas to notify Maria.

Mr. Fabregas not only notified Maria, but was also called to the palace, where Philip IV personally asked about the course of the duel.

"Yes, General Hong's movements are very skilled. This is a soldier's movement, a professional killer, and Pardo is a nobleman!" Mr. Fabregas pointed out bluntly.

They are professional gunners, and Pardo is an amateur gunner, and it is inevitable to send them to the door.

Philip IV put away his careful thoughts, stopped temptation, and restrained the rest of the Spaniards, so Pardo's death was considered a death in vain.

Official Hong Xi stayed in Madrid for a week, reached a bilateral treaty of friendship and trade, and then held a ceremony in the palace where Philip IV personally saw them off.

As for Maria, the little girl was crying and she could only say sorry!

Hong Xiguan was reprimanded by Yan Zhang, who was jealous of him, and said: "If you fire a cannon and leave, it's irresponsible!"

Official Hong Xi retorted and said: "You can't find the target if you want to be responsible, so you have to play five and one!"

They left Madrid and no longer walked back, but headed north to Bilbao, where they waited for the Southeast Fleet. This was agreed, and the Spaniards also sent a navigator.

The time was almost good, and within a few days, the formation arrived and officially bid farewell to Spain and headed for France.

France, a great power in Western Europe!

However, compared to the warm hospitality received in Portugal and Spain, the French are much colder.

They only sent a deputy foreign minister, Mr. Madan, to meet them at Le Lavre, a port in western France (the Spaniards sent a clipper to inform the French), and they were polite and alienated.

After all, the Orientals sent an ocean-going fleet, which deserves the respect of the French.

But the French are not big players in the Asian waters. They have some ships arriving in Asia. On the whole, they are not many. They are mainly trade. They are not interested in fighting to seize territory, and the French fleet is not strong.

The focus of the French is the battle for supremacy in Europe. The current king is Louis XIII (good wine). The rise of the French fleet will not be until the time of his son Louis XIV. But now with Yan Changwu, Louis XIV can be prestigious. .

Official Hong Xi followed Mr. Madan to Paris and sat on a cold bench for three days. Not to mention Mr. Madan, the rest of the French diplomats never saw him again.

So Hong Xiguan enjoyed himself, and went sightseeing in Paris with his comrades.

Although there was some weather in Paris at that time, it was not until Louis XIV that he did not hesitate to spend huge sums of money on palaces, gardens and squares.

The architecture is not brilliant, and the senses for the Chinese people are even more uncomfortable-Paris is very dirty, feces and urine are overflowing, and it is filthy!

The citizens of European cities followed the tradition of the Roman Empire, dumping feces and urine from the windows on the street. The dung on the street was trampled and crushed by human feet and horseshoes, and it was spread layer by layer on the street, like a lasagna... The smell is sour and refreshing, imagine it well.

Europe is still making progress. In Paris, France in the 17th century, according to the decree, it was not allowed to splash dung during the day, because the city roads were narrow and the upper floors were dumped with dung and urine, and there was nowhere to hide on the road. Before dumping excrement and urine at night, you must shout "Pay attention to urine" to remind passers-by to avoid in time. In previous Europe, the people had the freedom to splash dung at any time. As for whether or not they would be reminded before splashing dung, it all depends on the quality of the person.

There is a historical record that when French King Louis XIV was visiting Paris, he was nearly hit by excrement spilled from the upper floor.

Louis XIV built the Palace of Versailles, to a certain extent, to avoid the big **** pits in Paris, and to change to a new environment that is not so smelly. (This is not a black Frenchman. The built Palace of Versailles does not have toilets or washing facilities, and the crown prince has to defecate in the fireplace in the bedroom. This is nothing to Louis XIV, because he only takes a bath once a year!)

So this is how high heels are produced. At first, high heels were worn by male nobles, in order to prevent the noble feet from sinking into shit. The dukes and earls of Europe, wearing high heels, stepping on feces and muddy water, have to be careful of airstrikes on the toilet bowl above their heads and walk in narrow alleys.

Perfume also comes from this way. After all, living in such a big **** pit, no one can stand it, and wants to improve the feeling of the nose.

Europeans not only have the custom of dumping chamber pots from the windows into the street, but also the custom of urinating and defecate everywhere. In their own homes, there are also many Europeans who deal with it everywhere.

The soldiers of the Southeastern army, who follow the customs and always abide by the etiquette, pull off their trousers, put water on the streets and alleys of Paris, and fertilize the Seine!

It's been a long time!

In their diaries and travel notes, they spent a long discussion about such indecent things.

The soldier was angry, and the reporter was very upset!

Portugal and Spain also have various shortcomings, but Lisbon, Portugal is not so stinky under the influence of the sea breeze, and Spain has simply carried out a city-wide cleaning in Madrid to welcome the distinguished Chinese guests.

Paris is even more influenced by the Romans. At the same time, the French are not as polite and warm as the Portuguese and the Spanish. The Chinese speak kind words to the enthusiasm and natural light.

After the visiting fleet returned to the mainland, Paris had the reputation of the “city of feces” ~ www.wuxiaspot.com~ and spread to Southeast Asia, Daming, West Asia, Ottoman Turkey and Europe along with the published books.

The code name Paris has made the French laughed at by the rest of the red hair for many years! Even the Turks, who are regarded as barbarians, are qualified to laugh at the French, and the city of Paris has become famous.

People’s character has always been high and low. Chinese people are not being seen. Even if Hong Xiguan feels that he can’t stay in Paris for a quarter of an hour, the friendly trade treaty he wanted was not stamped, so he left. No, the efficiency of the French diplomatic service is too poor.

At this time, he was full of regrets. He had known that staying in Le Lavre and waiting for the French to hold the stamped treaty counted, but he came to Paris to smell the smell!

As for the Parisian beauties, if you think about it, they don't have that interest anymore. They feel weak and can't harden them even after smelling the smell.

However, life experience always changes very quickly. When you are discouraged, Mr. Ma Dan comes, he is very enthusiastic, and his face changes very quickly!

As if he were treating an old friend, he took Hong Xiguan's hand to meet an old man.

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