The Kid Is A Little Polite, But Not Much!

...

The audience seems to know what Su Ming describes as such a daily necessities.

So after he blurted out that sentence.

The live room exploded.

The barrage is boiling.

——[Fuck, is this something I can listen to without spending money? 】

——[(Covering his mouth and laughing) Unexpectedly, the anchor has such an unknown hobby. 】

——[Take care of your body, that thing is not to be used every day! 】

——【Too often can easily lead to a decline in immunity and cause various diseases. 】

——【I’m new here, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand a word? 】

——[Warm reminder, minors should watch the live broadcast accompanied by their parents. 】

…

Lu Xiaosu had a question mark on his face.

"You are talking nonsense!"

Lu Xiaosu blushed and was furious: "When did I use it every day?"

Su Ming retorted seriously: "I saw you use it last night."

Audience: "Pfft!!!"

Some otakus who have been single for a long time have nosebleeds.

One by one exhaled the stimulation.

Lu Xiaosu was going crazy.

She really didn't know how to explain it to make the audience believe in herself.

see.

Su Ming is also not allowed to announce the correct answer: "Idiot, it's an electric toothbrush!"

As soon as this word comes out.

Everyone was stunned.

"Ah this..."

Lu Xiaosu was speechless.

It was only then that she realized that she was thinking wrong.

Embarrassed and ashamed for a while.

The barrage laughed.

——[Good guy, this little brat...shows me on my face again! 】

——[(The mussels can’t stop) I didn’t expect this answer to be killed! 】

——【Li Liyuan on the spectrum...】

——[I want to stand up and get ready to be shot! 】

——[(guilty) Haha, in fact, I already knew it was an electric toothbrush, but I just didn’t say it…]

…

"Aren't you coming yet?"

Su Ming showed an innocent smile.

Lu Xiaosu gritted his teeth: "Continue!"

Su Ming thought for a while: "Your aunt, what should your grandfather be called?"

The question this time is very simple.

even so.

Lu Xiaosu was very cautious.

After thinking again and again, after confirming that there are no traps in it.

She gave the answer carefully: "Dad."

Su Ming frowned: "I can't hear you, make it louder."

Lu Xiaosu put his hands around his mouth and shouted, "Dad!"

Su Ming: "Hey!"

Lu Xiaosu: "???"

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.

Taking a deep breath, Lu Xiaosu picked up his mobile phone and said, "This is the end of today's live broadcast. Next, I want to educate the bear children. The picture may be bloody, so I won't show you guys. Good night, everyone! "

Su Ming (smiling face): "So what... According to the Minor Protection Law, child abuse will be arrested and imprisoned."

Lu Xiaosu had a cruel smile on his face: "Then call the police!"

Su Ming: "..."

Please make up your own mind about the next scene.

ten minutes later.

Su Ming lay on the bed, completely honest.

Don't ask why you use "squat", because Lu Xiaosu, a mad woman, educates the bear child by pulling down his pants and pumping his ass.

Poor Su Ming has the mind of an adult, but his body is no different from a normal eight-year-old child.

He couldn't fight back at all and had to beg for mercy.

This can be let go.

…

Three in the morning.

Su Ming still didn't fall asleep.

He was hiding under the covers and playing chicken.

at this time.

"Snapped!"

Something fell off the table, and the sound woke Lu Xiaosu, who was asleep.

She got up to check and called out, "My makeup!"

Lu Xiaosu suddenly lost sleep.

The bottle of cosmetics that fell on the ground cost her 2,000 yuan, and before she was willing to use it a few times, it fell to the ground and shattered.

Lu Xiaosu was dripping blood in distress.

But then she thought that the makeup was well placed on the table, how could it fall off for no reason?

finally.

Lu Xiaosu realized that something was wrong.

She suddenly noticed

The room...seems to be shaking!

"Wake up, there's an earthquake!"

As soon as Lu Xiaosu lifted Su Ming's quilt, he realized that this guy was playing a game.

Faced with an earthquake, this guy's response was...

"Oh!"

Su Ming said lightly.

While he was playing the game, he was as motionless as a mountain.

The in-game microphone was then turned on.

Su Ming: "Everyone, I feel like an earthquake."

Teammate 1: "Then why are you thinking about a der? Run!"

Teammate 2: "Life is important, stop playing!"

Su Ming: "Don't panic, let's finish this one!"

Teammate 1: "Brilliant!"

Teammate 2: "I'll go out and give you a thumbs up later!"

…

Lu Xiaosu was dumbfounded by the side.

She restrained the idea of ​​running away alone, and yelled at Su Ming, "You're still playing, don't you die? If you don't run, I'll run!"

Su Ming's face was indifferent, and his tone was relaxed: "What are you running, isn't it an earthquake? We are on the fourth floor, Xiaozhen doesn't have to run, and a big earthquake can't. Instead of wasting time, let me finish the game. ."

Lu Xiaosu was silent.

She didn't know why, but she thought Su Ming was right.

then.

Lu Xiaosu also opened.

Don't panic in the event of an earthquake, first make a circle of friends.

As soon as the live broadcast starts, put on a beautiful mask.

Lu Xiaosu: "Fan brothers, I'm in an earthquake, I support the anchor's running, and I support the anchor's running, and I support the anchor 2!"

fan:"???"

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