The Kid Is A Little Polite, But Not Much!

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have to say.

These two are really big-hearted.

So much so that the audience in Lu Xiaosu's live broadcast room thought she was joking.

Su Ming finished the game.

Even on a whim, he drew a wave award in the earthquake environment.

Special environment, trigger lucky BUFF.

really.

As soon as Su Ming got into his soul, he got a Lv1 actor-level acting.

"Ness! Another very useful skill."

Su Ming is very satisfied.

At this time.

The shaking also seemed to have stopped.

It doesn't look like the earthquake was serious.

The buildings outside are all intact.

Inside a huge hotel.

Only Su Ming and Lu Xiaosu dealt with this sudden earthquake like no one else.

The rest of the guests were panicked.

Some people didn't have time to put on their clothes and trousers, so they ran down naked.

It turned out to be a false alarm.

Just breathed a sigh of relief.

Several pairs of eyes in the crowd looked at each other.

Suddenly there was a commotion.

A woman wrapped in a bath towel saw her husband in the crowd.

Then he found a little girl wearing only underwear standing beside him.

Enraged, the woman immediately rushed over and slapped the man, shouting, "Okay! You told me to work overtime, so it turned out that you came here to meet the fox spirits!"

The man was stunned for a moment, looking at his wife with a complicated expression.

Immediately, he also pointed at the little fresh pork beside him who was wearing only shorts, and asked confidently, "Stinky bitch! How dare you say it? Tell me to stay at my best friend's house at night, who is he?"

People around: "Exciting!!!"

all of a sudden.

Earthquakes and all were forgotten.

Everyone's attention was attracted, and they ate melons in a circle.

Wife: "This is my boyfriend. Although we live in the same room, nothing happened."

Husband: "If you want to say that, this is my female colleague. We work overtime in the hotel. Is this normal?"

The two were arguing with each other, and they moved their hands directly.

Men beat men, women beat women.

Picking up the hair and taking the bath towel, it's very exciting.

The voice reached Su Ming's ears.

He didn't even think about it, grabbed Lu Xiaosu, and Sayazi ran downstairs.

Lu Xiaosu looked puzzled: "What are you running for after the earthquake is over?"

Su Ming: "Play a mistress downstairs!"

Good guy, Lu Xiaosu is more aggressive than him.

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Come to the scene.

Su Ming quickly found the best place to eat melon.

Just squatted down.

A slipper flew towards him.

"The God of Wealth is here!"

Su Ming's eyes suddenly lit up.

He could have avoided it, but he deliberately stayed where he was and was hit on the forehead.

It stands to reason that a slipper can't do much damage.

Unexpectedly, Su Ming made an "ouch" and fell to the ground.

Before anyone around him could react, he started foaming at the mouth and twitching all over.

In an instant.

Everyone was stunned.

Even the couple who were beating up the mistress stopped and leaned over.

"What's the matter?"

"what happened?"

"Whose child is this? How did he lie down?"

"Isn't it a case of illness? Whoever has a mobile phone, call 120 for emergency help!"

There was a lot of discussion.

Lu Xiaosu was also confused.

She clearly saw that Su Ming gave herself a wink before she fell.

I don't even know what it means.

Seeing this big stupid girl indifferent, like a not very smart Yazi.

Su Ming can't help it,

She had no choice but to rub her thumb and index finger under Lu Xiaosu's eyelids again.

This time.

Lu Xiaosu finally understood.

She took a step forward, picked up the slippers on the ground and asked, "Whose is this?"

The husband of the cheating couple stood up and said, "Mine."

Lu Xiaosu nodded, pointed at Su Ming and said solemnly: "He is my younger brother. He was kicked in the brain by a donkey when he was a child, leaving serious sequelae. Now that you have beaten him like this, it is estimated that the old injury has recurred. Tell yourself what to do!"

"This……"

The couple didn't know what to do.

Lu Xiaosu said again: "Losing money, I will take my brother to the hospital now!"

Lose money when you hear it.

The wife expressed doubts: "Aren't you deliberately deceiving people? It was just smashed by a slipper, so exaggerated?"

The voice just fell.

Su Ming suddenly stopped twitching and sat up from the ground.

next second.

Lv1 actor-level acting skills are activated.

Play the role: Two fools!

I saw Su Ming's eyes dull.

The right hand is six, the right hand is seven, and the saliva is dripping from the mouth, while making a vague voice: "Aba...Aba, Ababa..."

Like that, a real fool would have to call him an expert when he saw it.

Make a TV movie: ×

Playing a fool and corrupting money: √

This is the correct use of the actor-level acting skills!

At this moment.

Lu Xiaosu is still broadcasting live.

Audience: "666."

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Lu Xiaosu grabbed Su Ming and shook it: "Brother, are you okay? Don't scare me!"

"It's over, my brother has a problem with his brain, and he has to lose money. If he doesn't lose money, it's not over today!"

Thanks to Su Ming's realistic acting.

The injustice couple felt frightened.

The husband asked weakly, "Tell me, how much does it cost!"

Lu Xiaosu hesitated for a moment.

I saw that the number on Su Ming's right hand suddenly changed to five.

Lu Xiaosu understood and blurted out a number: "Five hundred!"

"make a deal!"

The husband agreed and handed Lu Xiaosu five hundred yuan.

The couple fled the scene.

Wait for the crowd to disperse.

Su Ming then gave up acting.

Shaking the five Yuanzi in his hand: Lu Xiaosu said triumphantly, "How is it? Is your sister cooperating well?"

"What a fart!"

Not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates.

Su Ming sighed: "I got it, I stretched out five fingers to ask you to ask for five thousand!!!"

Lu Xiaosu: "..."

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