The Kid Is A Little Polite, But Not Much!

Man completely unaware of an extra 'corpse' in the morgue

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He was happy and snatched Apple Thirteen from Su Ming's hand.

"Grass, how come there is a password?

The man frowned slightly.

In front of the audience in the live broadcast room, he began to try to unlock it.

"1234? Not right.

"8888? Not right. 35

"0000? Still not right! 99

66...99

Toss for a long time.

He tried all the passwords he could think of, but unfortunately none of them got the correct number.

Can see can not use.

The man just felt very uncomfortable.

See how low his IQ is.

Su Ming, who was lying there pretending to be a corpse, couldn't stand it any longer.

I have never seen such a stupid person.

Su Ming suddenly said: "Are you stupid? You unlock it with your fingerprint!

Hear this.

The man's eyes lit up.

Yes!

The owner of the phone was lying next to "Zero Zero Seven", and he could unlock it with his fingerprint.

"thanks for reminding!

The man subconsciously gave a thank you.

Su Ming also responded politely: "No thanks!

The man didn't think much of it.

He eagerly wanted to touch Su Ming's right hand.

However.

The hand stopped halfway through.

"Oh no!

The man seemed to realize something.

He muttered: "Isn't there only one living person here, Lao Tzu? Who was Nima talking to?"

Su Ming: "Guess what?

A playful voice sounded.

The man only felt a buzzing sound in his head.

in an instant,

The hairs all over his body stood up uncontrollably.

"Mom! There's a ghost!"

at the same time.

The audience in the live broadcast room of "Little Men" finally understood what Su Ming was going to do.

[In the temple, this little brat ran in to scare people! 】

[Laughing to death, I thought this person was so daring, so that's all! 】

【Deserving it!】

[If people are scary, they will scare people to death, it is good to scare them to death! 】

【I'm almost scared to cry... 】

[Anyway, this scumbag wastes air in life and land in death! 】

[Speaking of which, how does a little kid talk without opening his mouth?]

A more careful audience found it.

When Su Ming made the sound just now, his mouth was closed.

Actually.

This is Su Ming using a skill he had drawn before.

Lv1 ventriloquism!

The man looked terrified.

He didn't even think about it.

Sayako ran towards the door.

"No, this deflated calf is going to run!

The photographer saw this and made a decisive choice.

Outside, he firmly held on to the big iron door of the morgue, and a wave of divine assists came.

The man inside tried to open the door.

But no matter how hard he tried.

The door just didn't move.

Precisely at this moment.

There seemed to be some movement behind him.

Turn around.

The man was immediately scared to pee!

in his eyes.

Su Ming should be a wooden emotional corpse.

But the corpse sat up right under his eyes.

"Take my things and want to leave without permission?"

talking room.

Actor-level acting skills are launched.

Character, Zombie!

Su Ming suddenly opened his eyes.

Raise your hands.

He jumped out of bed pretending to be a zombie.

Visible to the naked eye.

The man's trousers were wet and dripping urine.

face such a scene.

He was so frightened that he turned pale and shivered.

Tears poured out uncontrollably in extreme fear.

Bang!

The man fell to his knees heavily.

He put his hands together and apologized, "I'm sorry I was wrong!"

Snapped!

He slapped himself hard.

"Give your phone back to you, forgive me, I'll never dare!

The man put Su Ming's mobile phone on the ground, crying and begging.

But Su Ming didn't plan to let him go just like that.

After all, this kind of person is not worth pity.

Su Ming made up his mind that he must have a good memory for him today.

"When I was alive, I liked to guess boxing with my friends, so, rock-paper-scissors, if you win, let you go, if you lose... your life is mine! 99

Su Ming held back a smile and pretended to say.

The voice entered the man's ears.

The other party asked weakly, "Can you not play?"

Su Ming said coldly: "Yes, then you have to die now!"

The man was completely panicked.

He never thought that there were no such thing as ghosts in this world at all.

Therefore, there was no doubt that the corpse in front of him was actually a living person.

No way, he had to bite the bullet and agreed to guess boxing with Su Ming.

"Three, two, one!"

The two started at the same time.

Su Ming produced stones, and men produced cloth.

"I won!"

The man was so excited that he thought he could escape from death.

Who would have guessed at this time.

Su Ming ruthlessly broke his fantasy....

"It's too early for you to be happy, I forgot to say just now that the rule is two wins in three games!

66....99

The other's face fell down again.

The guessing continues.

The man grimaced and took out a pair of scissors.

Unexpectedly.

This time Su Ming came out with cloth.

"I won again!"

The man has renewed hope.

Two wins in three games, according to the rules, he has won!

see.

Su Ming spoke again: "It didn't count just now, come back, this time, three wins in five rounds!"

heard.

The man was dumbfounded.

Did something go wrong?

Dead people cheat too?

The mood is broken!

Man plucked up courage to protest: "Why not? 35

Su Ming said quietly: "If I say it doesn't count, it doesn't count, do you have an opinion?

A sense of oppression came.

The man immediately froze.

Through the crack of the door.

The photographer successfully delivered this scene to the live broadcast room.

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The audience burst into laughter.

【Yes, just do it!】

[The little kid is really bad...]

【Hahaha, I saw despair on that person’s face!】

【I can't live with laughter, this is too funny! 】

【Squeaky, this kid has a way of torturing people! 】

【Ask for the psychological shadow area of ​​this person!】

[Good news, everyone, I just found out that the live broadcast room of that beast has been blocked! 2.4]

【pretty!!!】

inside the house.

The guessing still continues.

pity.

The man was not so lucky this time.

Su Ming was the first to win three games.

"Sorry, you lost!"

Su Ming let out a laugh of Liao Ren: "According to the rules, your life belongs to me, take it to you!"

The voice just fell.

The man let out a scream.

Then he fainted from fright.

Make sure he's not pretending to be dizzy.

Su Ming finally couldn't hold back any longer and began to laugh out loud.

The barrage of the live broadcast room of "Little Men" was also swiped by the word "relieve gas".

"Good for you!"

The photographer opened the door of the morgue and gave Su Ming a thumbs up.

Unexpectedly, in the next second.

The photographer suddenly widened his eyes.

Boss with open mouth.

I saw him raise his hand slowly.

Pointing behind Su Ming.