The Kid Is A Little Polite, But Not Much!

Chapter 87 Su Ming: I swear! (I beg to subscribe!)

The photographer does something weird.

Su Ming was very puzzled: "What are you doing? 35

"Behind you..."

The photographer swallowed his saliva, and said the second half of the sentence with a trembling voice: "There is a corpse... sit up!"

The voice fell.

Unthinkable.

Su Ming laughed.

"This trick is useless! Don't think I don't know, you're trying to scare me!

Su Ming didn't look back, he thought he saw through everything.

As everyone knows.

The photographer is telling the truth.

He had no idea of scare Su Ming at all.

at this time.

The camera lens held by the photographer is facing behind Su Ming.

therefore.

Not just a photographer.

Even the audience in the live broadcast room could clearly see a corpse sitting up.

all of a sudden.

Everyone held their breath in unison.

【!!! Could it be that there are other people in this room pretending to be ghosts?】

[Pretend to be a hammer! This time it's a real corpse! 】

【If I read it right, the one who sat up seemed to be the beast grandma who passed out, right?】

【Fuck, it really is!】

[Bullying the grandson, the grandmother couldn't stand it anymore, and came to find these two people to settle accounts! 】

04——[Sigh, run away!!!]

The barrage is dense.

The audience was dying of panic.

However, these messages Su Ming could not see.

He simply thought the photographer was joking with him.

"Scare me? That's impossible!

Su Ming was still muttering.

at this time.

There was a moan behind him.

"..."

The old voice entered my ears.

Su Ming couldn't laugh anymore.

"Did something really happen?"

he thought.

Turn your head slowly.

Just in line with a pair of eyes.

role swap.

This time it was Su Ming's turn to be dumbfounded.

"Giao!

Su Ming screamed strangely.

Quickly ran towards the door.

The photographer followed him, and the two ran into the corridor one after the other.

Exactly at this time.

The two met face to face with the beautiful Han Bing who was about to go to the lounge to find them after finishing work.

Han Bing wondered, "What are you running for?"

The photographer was out of breath and said intermittently: "Hu, there is a ghost... oh no, the corpse... the corpse is sitting up!

"What's the mess?

Han Bing's face was full of question marks.

Take a deep breath.

Su Ming calmed down and quickly told the story of the future.

After hearing the reason, Han Bing frowned.

"Impossible, how can people deceive corpses when they die!"

Su Ming vowed: "It's true! I swear, if I lied half a word, my uncle will be hit by five thunders, and he won't die!"5

"???"

The photographer couldn't help but stunned: "You swear, you swear, why am I the one who can't die? 35

Su Ming thought for a while: "If you don't like this method of death, I can change it, what do you think about being hit by a car when you go out? 55

"It does not matter!

"No, it's important!"

6699

Under some conversation.

Han Bing called another funeral home staff member.

Several people walked towards the morgue together.

After arriving at the place.

The door to the morgue was still open.

Because of the various uncivilized behaviors of the previous man.

It was a mess inside.

All the white cloth used to cover the body was thrown on the ground.

And the culprit himself has not woken up.

far.

Several people saw that the man's dead grandmother was sitting on the bed.

The expression on the old man's face was slightly confused.

After seeing someone show up.

The old man even stood on the ground from the bed,

In broad daylight.

This scene stunned everyone.

Su Ming looked at the photographer: "Congratulations, you don't have to be hit by thunder!"

Photographer: 6695

Han Bing and his colleagues stepped forward.

The employees here deal with the dead all the year round, and they don't even know how to write the word fear.

The two checked.

get conclusion.

"This old lady's heart temperature is normal, she is not dead!

Han Bing's words were astonishing: "The old lady was angry with her grandson, her heart stopped, her brain fell into a coma, and she entered a state of suspended animation. Fortunately, she woke up in time, otherwise she would be cremated today.

heard.

Only then did Su Ming and the photographer breathe a sigh of relief.

The audience was also shocked.

[Good guy, it turns out that death is divided into real death and fake death! 】

[Fake death, does this word sound so cool?]

[In the novel, this is called Turtle Breathing Dafa. After learning it, you can breathe as slowly as a turtle, and your pulse is weak, creating an illusion of death. 】

【Learn, learn!】

[This is the case with a person in our village, who survived after being buried, and was finally suffocated to death. 】

[No wonder the ancestors left the rules, people can't be buried immediately after death, they have to be parked for a few days. 】

The truth came out.

The staff looked bad and came to the man who fainted on the ground.

"Wake up.

I slapped my face twice.

The man suddenly opened his eyes.

Then he shouted uncontrollably: "Ghost... there is a ghost... help! Ah! Help me! I don't want to die! 55

Han Bing sneered unceremoniously: "Shut your mouth, don't bark, and disturb the dead lying here!

For this kind of two arms who don't know how to respect the dead, they even went to the morgue to dance.

Han Bing didn't give him a good look.

The man finally woke up.

He just realized.

He wasn't actually dead.

"I'm still alive, hahaha! 39

The man smiled happily.

Who would have guessed at this time.

Su Ming suddenly took a step forward.

came to the man.

"..."

The man couldn't say anything, and the fear of being dominated by Su Ming came to his mind again: "...Are you a human or a ghost?""

"Of course I am alive."

Su Ming smiled and said, "Are 007 surprised? Are you surprised?"

As soon as this word comes out.

The masculinity doesn't come out of nowhere.

"A living person pretending to be a corpse to play with me? Child, you're tired of living crooked, aren't you?"

"yoyoyo~"

Su Ming grinned: "It's pretending, right? I just don't know who was scared to pee on my pants, let me tell you, there are no ghosts in the world, unless you do something wrong!"9

"fart!

The man is about to curse.

At this moment.

A man came to him.

"Grandson, are you awake?"

The man looked up and saw his grandmother who was mad at him appeared in front of him.

In an instant.

All he felt was tingling in his scalp.

"Milk...milk, aren't you dead...? 99

The man's eyes are about to pop out

After all, it was his own fault.

He saw his grandma dying in front of him with his own eyes.