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"swim!"

Dong Wan answered.

"Oh, aunt likes swimming." Hu Feihua nodded.

"Come on, I'll just swim for three days. I asked him why he didn't swim anymore. He said the water in the swimming pool was not delicious!" Xiao Yang curled his lips.

"Ha ha……"

Everyone laughed so hard that they cried.

Hu Feihua asked again: "Where is the uncle?"

Xiao Yang said seriously: "I like to swimmer."

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Uncle can dive, how long can he usually dive?"

Dong Wan laughed and said, "It depends on what the lifeguard is trying to catch him before. After a second, he will dive for a second. After a year, he will be able to float there and float there!"

"Ha ha……"

The audience laughed so hard that they were slid back and forth.

Hu Feihua was also happy: "Please continue listening to the questions, and the next one is a set of quick answers. Please listen, what kind of exercise makes people feel heart-wrenching?"

Dong Wan answered without hesitation: "Football!"

Hu Feihua asked again: "What kind of exercise is more heartbreaking?"

Dong Wan said loudly: "Chinese Football!"

Everyone was stunned.

Dong Wan added: "We used to be heartbroken, but now others are heartbroken."

"Ha ha……"

Everyone laughed so hard that they cried.

"Please continue listening to the topic. The Olympics is an international event. It is best for our torchbearer to be able to speak a little foreign language. How do you say tea English in tea?"

"tea!" Dong Wanguli said a strange word, which caused a burst of laughter.

Hu Feihua asked: "Green tea?"

Xiao Yang hurriedly said: "Green tea."

"Ha ha……"

Everyone laughed from ear to ear.

Dong Wan asked: "Where is the black tea?"

Xiao Yang replied: "Red tea."

"Where is the flower tea?"

“Flower teaa.”

Dong Wan was angry: "I kicked you!"

Xiao Yang hurriedly said: "Full tea."

"Ha ha……"

Everyone was so laughing to death, these two funny guys.

"Now there are netizens asking, who is the father of the modern Olympics?"

As soon as Hu Feihua's words finished, Xiao Yang stood up.

Dong Wan scolded: "What do you do when you don't know anything?"

Xiao Yang sat down timidly: "I'm afraid you'll take it away."

She looked like a very angry little wife.

Everyone laughed.

Dong Wan proudly said: "Couberdan!"

"Correct! The next question, who runs the fastest in history?" Hu Feihua asked.

"Cao Cao! When Cao Cao comes, he runs faster than anyone else." Dong Wan replied.

Xiao Yang rolled his eyes: "Take it down, then Cao Cao is not an athlete either!"

"Haha..." Everyone laughed and angrily.

Hu Feihua: Right?

Dong Wan said: "I didn't say I had to be an athlete. I said who runs the fastest in history? What about historical figures!"

Everyone was amused and crying, your understanding ability is really great.

Xiao Yang was dissatisfied: "Then Sun Wukong ran faster! There is something wrong with your question."

Hu Feihua was helpless, "Then we can only invalidate this question!"

He continued: "The next question, what kind of movement starts and ends with the sound of a gong, is still dangerous?"

Xiao Yang replied: "Let's play with monkeys!"

Dong Wan retorted: "Playing monkeys is not a sportsman, it is a literary and artistic one."

Xiao Yang laughed and said, "There is no separation between culture and style. It is dangerous to play monkeys, and it is impossible to fix the monkeys and scratch them."

Everyone was very happy.

Dong Wan said, "Xiao Hu, I refuse a monkey-playing pk! The quality is too low!"

"Haha..." Everyone couldn't help laughing.

Hu Feihua shook her head: "That's not possible, she has the right to speak!"

Xiao Yang was proud: "I heard that, I have the right to speak."

Hu Feihua said: "Listen to me, there is a netizen named Qi who just had a happy son. I asked you and the two of you to give his children a nice name on the spot!"

Everyone was amused and crying. What kind of weird topic is this?

Xiao Yang said: "Qidron!"

Hu Feihua frowned, "Elegant but not loud."

Dong Wan said: "Qi Dongqiang!"

Hu Feihua frowned again: "Room but not elegant."

Xiao Yang slapped his head: "It's so great! It's so fashionable!"

"Ha ha……"

Everyone laughed.

God is so fucking that he is choking!

Dong Wan said, "I will give you the whole drum again, you can beat it!"

Hu Feihua was amused and crying: "Oh, the uncle and aunt's answer is so funny and humorous!"

He continued: "The next one is a basic knowledge question. What words do you think of one thing in a single line and one stroke?"

Xiao Yang replied: "Guang!"

Hu Feihua continued to ask: "Add a wood of wood inside?"

Dong Wan answered quickly: "Bed!"

"Add another wood!"

“Double bed!”

Xiao Yang was extremely proud.

Dong Wan was amused: "Where are you adding three more wood?"

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Three-person bed."

Dong Wan was happy: "Where are ten woods?"

Xiao Yang said: "If you have ten woods, just read the kang, and if you have twenty, just take the big cart shop."

"Ha ha……"

Everyone no longer knows how to describe this "black soil".

It's terrible to be uneducated!

Dong Wan was speechless: "Why do you think you are so uneducated?"

Xiao Yang was upset: "You add it!"

Hu Feihua suddenly said, "Hey? This question is good. This is a question that netizens gave to the three of us. Let the host do a set of actions on the spot, so that the two elders can judge what action this is?"

He performed Tai Chi in a similar way.

Xiao Yang said: "Play mahjong!"

"Ha ha……"

Everyone laughed.

Dong Wan rolled her eyes: "What! Why are you uneducated? This is obviously Tai Chi!"

Xiao Yang was dissatisfied: "What he just did was obviously playing mahjong. Look, this is not a shuffle, a code card, a draw card, a draw card, a draw card, a draw card, a draw card, a draw card, a draw card, and a reconciliation."

Hu Feihua could only apologize: "Oh, the uncle's answer is so funny and humorous! Then our first session is over. At this point, the Internet support rate shows that the aunt's votes have now surpassed the uncle."

Dong Wan was very proud: "Look at my popularity."

Xiao Yang was upset: "You are obviously annoying, so I have answered a lot."

Hu Feihua said: "There are many answers. The second part is like this. Please ask the torchbearer candidate to talk about your love with the Olympic flame and give yourself the last vote."

Xiao Yang stood up again.

Dong Wan glared at him: "Sit down, what's wrong with you! Xiao Hu, I'll come first."

Hu Feihua smiled apologized: "Ah, okay, auntie comes first."

Dong Wan stood up and spoke quickly: "Thanks to Tieling TV, Liaoning TV, and may also thank HXTV in the future. Today, on this special occasion, I want to reveal a secret that has been hidden for many years. I am a premature baby, and I have been with fire since I was a child.

When I was a teenager, I started playing with fire at the age of three or four, which caused a huge fire at home. I accidentally fell into the brazier at the age of six or seven, and I still have marks on my buttocks. When I was a teenager, I boarded the train and came to Huojiatun and passed by a husband.

I introduced to a black soil that made me live a life of fire for a lifetime, and I have lived a life of dire straits. I have been thinking about why I came to the world in a hurry and why I have formed an indissoluble bond with fire. Today

I finally understood that I was born for the Olympic torchbearer.”

Everyone was stunned, and then there was a burst of warm applause.

It's Xiao Yang.