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"Sorry, I'm not finished yet. Last night, my mother told me..."

Before Dong Wan could finish her words, she was interrupted by Xiao Yang: "Hey hey, your mother has been dead for more than 30 years!"

"Ha ha……"

Everyone laughed.

Dong Wan hummed softly: "I've been dreaming, why don't you! No!"

Xiao Yang said oh, "Is it a dream?"

Dong Wan said, "My mother told me, Xiaoyun, the Olympic torchbearer is the one you are! Because you were born next to the fire!"

Xiao Yang was amused: "Why didn't your mother say you came by a firearm?"

"Haha..." Everyone couldn't help it.

Dong Wan said, "My mother also said, if anyone dares to compete with you for the position of the torchbearer, your father and I will take him away! Thank you, my mother."

Everyone was amused and crying, you were too fucking cruel.

Hu Feihua looked at the audience: "Now the competition has reached a white-hot stage, so let's say a few words next."

Xiao Yang spread his hands: "It's all done. I won't fight anymore. I'll give it to my wife for this opportunity."

Dong Wan nodded: "It's time to give up!"

Xiao Yang said, "This person is my wife. I'll just go there to clean up and do some work."

Dong Wan smiled: "Yes, he is more suitable for cleaning."

Hu Feihua confirmed again: "Uncle has abstained?"

Xiao Yang had no choice but to: "If you don't give up, you will die!"

Everyone smiled.

Hu Feihua said: "Okay, let's take a look at the online support rate. There have been results. Friends, I announced that the farmers' torchbearers in Liaobei, the 2008 Beijing Olympics are... Black Soil!"

Dong Wan was stunned for a moment, turned around and left.

Xiao Yang hurriedly chased after him: "My wife, why are you going home?"

Dong Wan was angry: "I became a monk! I can't stand it anymore, so I won't bring this kind of fun. I have been promoting me for half a year. Why did I tell Lao Li that I have accepted all this gift?"

Xiao Yang persuaded, "I can't get angry! Stop crying. My wife said that this is all decided by the people. We are from a family, so it's not all that is glorious."

Dong Wan turned her head over and said, "But I can't stand it. What should I do if you get angry? Now you can't bully me like I bully you!"

Everyone who was still laughing happily just now was quickly moved.

Xiao Yang said, "I can't be my wife. No matter what I am, I am yours."

Dong Wan looked at him: "Then do you still care about me?"

"Keep in mind you."

"Am I ambiguous?"

"I'm vague."

"Will you serve me?"

"Serve you."

"Are you still afraid of me?"

Xiao Yang said: "I'm not only afraid of you, but the key is that I'm afraid of you now!"

The audience, who was originally moved, was instantly amused.

Dong Wan said, "Then do my orders still work?"

Xiao Yang said, "You try."

"Drink water, shut up, rub your legs, and kiss the old ghost!"

"You should be happy that I became the torchbearer! What a great thing, isn't it? If you don't bully me in your life, I will not be able to live."

Xiao Yang is affectionate.

Everyone sighed that they are worthy of being the best actor.

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Dear friends, now we welcome Uncle Heizu to give a speech on his award."

Dong Wan pushed Xiao Yang with her elbow: "I've let you express your gratitude. Do you express your gratitude? Go."

Xiao Yang said, "Then I'm going."

Hu Feihua stretched out her hand: "Please!"

Xiao Yang looked at the audience: "Okay! Thank you TV, thank you all TV, mtv, thank you for the broadcast... OK! Today... here... the glory is shining, the sea is full of people... the sea is gone forever... I... I never thought of me in my dreams

To be this torchbearer, I am not Firefly, I am a parallel person... I am Waterfly. Here... I thank my wife..."

"Without my wife... I wouldn't be today... because I practiced with her, I practiced her and practiced me... My wife... As the saying goes, a successful man... I carry him behind his back...

A troublesome woman... behind her must be a woman in charge... to take care of me... I am here... today, thank you... for giving me a chance to be a new person..."

Everyone was amused and crying, and they were re-enacted? You are just afraid that you said it wrong.

Hu Feihua was also happy: "This is wrong, absolutely not right."

Xiao Yang said: "I can give me the opportunity to be a torchbearer... I must be honest... I am honest and honest... I..."

Hu Feihua was helpless: "Okay, thank you uncle, thank you!"

Xiao Yang said: "Sorry, it's not over yet. The Olympics... OK, here, on behalf of my wife, I will wish you New Year's greetings to my elders, brothers and sisters who were affected in the south... You must have a happy New Year... Everything will pass,

If you have the upper part to do the backstage for us, what are you afraid of! After the New Year, my wife and I will go see you and donate money to you.”

Dong Wan nodded: "Donate!"

Xiao Yang looked at her: "Can I decide?"

Dong Wan looked at him: "How much did you donate?"

Xiao Yang said: "I donate as much as I have."

Dong Wan said, "Don't donate them all, we have no money."

Xiao Yang said: "Good 2008...Good jingcheng...I'm fine too...the host...it's over."

Everyone laughed, but the host was not over.

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Uncle, this is a souvenir of our event."

Handed Xiao Yang souvenirs.

Xiao Yang sighed: "In the great 2008, the century-old Olympics, we are both 80 years old! We are catching up!"

Hu Feihua looked at the audience: "Let's give the applause to the uncle and aunt again!"

"Baoba..."

Everyone applauded.

Xiao Yang and Dong Wan bowed.

"Torchbearer" is over.

Xiao Yang and his friends' wonderful performances made all the artists on the scene amused.

Of course, the same is true for the audience in front of the TV.

After a long time of separation, Xiao Yang's sketch became more and more powerful. The sketch "Torchbearer" is definitely not just funny, there are some things in it.

The most important thing is that this sketch is very consistent with the current Olympic spirit.

Awards continue.

Xiao Yang and Dong Wan have returned to the backstage.

A small private room in the dressing room.

Dong Wan joked, "Do you care about me? Don't you be vague? Don't you serve me?"

Xiao Yang hugged her willow waist tightly and looked down at her, "How do you want me to serve you?"

Dong Wan also looked at Xiao Yang, "You can do it."

Xiao Yang locked the door with his backhand.

...

...

Outside the dressing room.

Chen Ruolin is here, and today she is also one of the performance guests.

"What sound?"

Chen Ruolin frowned slightly, and she heard a faint voice.

Following the sound, she came to the door of a dressing room. Through an extremely narrow gap, she saw something that made her blush.

"These two are really..."

Chen Ruolin stuffed the gap with toilet paper, blocked the gap, and then quietly left.

However, what I saw just now kept appearing in Chen Ruolin's mind and couldn't get rid of it.