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On stage.

Zhang Yonglin looked at Hu Feihua: "Is there something wrong?"

Dong Wan said, "Don't hurry to leave."

Hu Feihua laughed and said, "It's okay."

Zhang Yonglin suddenly looked at the letter: "What's this?"

Everyone laughed.

Dong Wan was startled: "Ah, this is a letter."

Zhang Yonglin snorted coldly: "Whose?"

Xiao Yang suddenly interrupted: "My father wrote an anonymous letter."

"Ha ha--"

"This naughty kid is cheating."

"Xiao Yang is so bad that he is so bad."

"That's right, this joke is too damn bad."

Everyone was amused and crying.

On stage.

Zhang Yonglin laughed and said, "What do you think of anonymously? Please come to us if you have something to do?"

Hu Feihua shook her head: "It's really okay."

Zhang Yonglin asked, "Can you see it?"

Xiao Yang said seriously: "Peeling to others believes in law."

Everyone laughed again.

Hu Feihua said with a tough bullet: "I wrote it for Dong Wan."

Zhang Yonglin said to Dong Wan: "Then do you let me see?"

Dong Wan opened the letter and said, "Oh, what's the law?"

Zhang Yonglin said, "If you have something to do, please ask us. If you have something to do, please come to me if you have something to do. If you find me, you can't do anything. I'll show you this letter."

"The piano you have been thinking about day and night, where do you want to buy a piano?"

Zhang Yonglin started to recite.

Hu Feihua was sweating profusely: "No, don't buy it."

Everyone laughed.

Zhang Yonglin was surprised: "Where are you buying?"

Dong Wan hurriedly said, "Oh, that's the case, isn't my nickname Xiaoqin?"

Zhang Yonglin laughed and said, "Aren't you called Dong Wan? You can't afford this piano, it's too expensive."

Xiao Yang interrupted: "How much does that cost?"

Zhang Yonglin glanced at Xiao Yang, "No matter how much it costs, you won't sell it! Why is this kid a little bit tough?"

Hu Feihua sighed, "I'm all used to it."

Zhang Yonglin said: "You should be spoiled, this naughty child."

He continued to recite his faith: "Please allow me to dare to call you my dear."

Xiao Yang gave a thumbs up: "My father is so fierce! Dad, you are so enthusiastic!"

"Ha ha!"

The audience burst into tears with laughter.

This is really too tough and too fierce.

On stage.

Hu Feihua burst into tears in a cold sweat: "Brother... don't mind, this word is at best if you want to do it."

Everyone laughed.

Dong Wan hurriedly said, "Oh, he, he's going to make trouble with me when he was in school."

Zhang Yonglin smiled strangely: "That's what you call you when you were in school?"

Dong Wan gave him a blank look: "Where did this word come out at that time?"

Zhang Yonglin snorted coldly: "I haven't called that before."

Continue to believe: "At that age when the love circle was first opened..."

Hu Feihua said: "When I was in love, I couldn't write the word Dou, so I drew a circle."

Xiao Yang interrupted: "Dad, why are you so stupid? You can't even write Landlord's fight?"

Zhang Yonglin was happy: "I'm so stupid. You two are from the same school, right?"

Hu Feihua was proud: "I often tutor him."

Zhang Yonglin despised: "I can see that this is the result of your tutoring."

Continue to read faith: "You gave me confidence and hope. I helped me read the book for seven years. If I don't see you for a day, I feel like I've lost my circle..."

Hu Feihua said: "If you lose your soul, you won't write the word "soul" in a circle."

Everyone was amused and crying, you are illiterate.

Zhang Yonglin was happy: "What is your level?"

After saying that, I continued to recite my faith: "During the holiday, I went to your house to do a lot of work in order to see you..."

Hu Feihua said: "I have done a lot of work, so I can't write the word "zero".

Zhang Yonglin sighed: "You are really..."

Xiao Yang blinked: "The bell's bell!"

Zhang Yonglin was amused and crying: "Oh my god, stop talking. You said how you read the books in the past seven years? You draw these circles and write this letter."

Hu Feihua said: "Thanks to Dong Wan's help, I borrowed me a pencil and gave me an eraser. I asked me to copy the questions during the exam."

Zhang Yonglin was stunned: "Copy the question? Oh, you're so whispering."

Hu Feihua said: "Sometimes I can help too much. Once in the final exam, I asked me to copy her questions, so I copied them and got zero points after finishing."

Zhang Yonglin was puzzled: "How did you copy it, why do you still get zero points?"

Dong Wan was so amused and laughed: "I'm so embarrassed to say it, please ask him."

Hu Feihua said, "I copied too much, and I copied the name."

Everyone: "..."

You are such a fucking talent.

Zhang Yonglin was amused and crying: "What's the matter? What happened later?"

Hu Feihua said: "Later, two were released, and I didn't have a single point in Dong Wan."

Zhang Yonglin was surprised: "How can you get it? How many points do you get?"

Dong Wan said, "I have to be ninety."

Zhang Yonglin shook his head: "I'm wrong, the two Gui Dongwan should have 18!"

Xiao Yang laughed and said, "Uncle, you can be our principal."

Zhang Yonglin laughed and said, "I can't afford to take this letter. I can't read it. I'll read it for three circles in such a long time, and then I'll get one to make a fry and blow it up."

Said to Dong Wan: "Do you think?"

Xiao Yang raised his hand: "I'll read!"

Dong Wan nodded: "Okay."

Xiao Yang laughed and said, "I'm not afraid of explosion!"

Dong Wan smiled and said, "Child, read it."

Xiao Yang thought: "Little Dad..."

Zhang Yonglin was amused and crying: "Oh, Xiaoqin. What is this?"

Xiao Yang said, "Uncle, look, does this father write like a piano?"

Zhang Yonglin took a look and said, "Take it aside, I took care of you if I didn't write a small circle for you."

Xiao Yang continued to recite: "Xiaoqin, I have been looking for you for so many years, and I have always wanted to find an opportunity to say something to you... I omit three words here. Why?"

Hu Feihua hurriedly said: "Save energy and reduce emissions, save some ink."

"Haha, you can think of it."

"No, I'm almost laughing to death, these funny guys."

“This sketch is so funny.”

Many people are so laughing that they can't breathe.

On stage.

Zhang Yonglin frowned: "There are three words missing here, all seven words. Can't you write them?"

Hu Feihua shook her head: "No."

Zhang Yonglin asked, "What do you want to say?"

Xiao Yang was smart: "I love you."

Hu Feihua wanted to kill Xiao Yang, and hurriedly said, "No, thank you, thank you."

Dong Wan let out a long sigh: "Oh, then you can write thank you."

Zhang Yonglin laughed and said, "Then you can't write a thank you circle."

Xiao Yang continued to read: "Qin, we have never met each other after I dropped out of school, but you are in my dream every year. Once we were walking on the road to school... 27 words are omitted here

.”

Zhang Yonglin's eyebrows were almost standing up: "Don't you tell me what's wrong with you when you arrived in the grove?"

Hu Feihua hurriedly explained: "Brother, that's my dream."

Zhang Yonglin smiled strangely: "Dream lost 27 words?"

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "No, it's just that we were dreaming, we dreamed that we walked to the woods. Just this kung fu is the kid who slept and kicked me up with one kick. I couldn't take it if I wanted to take it.

Got on it.”

Xiao Yang couldn't get angry: "What are you dependent on me for?"

Zhang Yonglin looked at Xiao Yang: "Fortunately, you are there, otherwise you might have dreamed of something if you took on this dream."

Xiao Yang continued to read the letter: "Qin, you are the only woman in my heart. After going to the village to attend the performance that year, it was already dark when we returned home. At that time, we were just passing by a corn field... Here is a brief introduction

Go 78 words."

"Ha ha!"

"My God, the meaning of these 78 words is too profound."

"78 words with connotation."

"Haha, I'm so laughing to death."

Everyone laughed.

On stage.

Zhang Yonglin smiled strangely: "Come on, tell me, is this also a dream?"