The king of entertainment
Chapter 1340 You at the same table (2)
On stage.
Hearing Zhang Yonglin's words, Hu Feihua laughed and said, "This is not a dream."
Zhang Yonglin smiled slightly and said, "Then what are these 78 words doing?"
Dong Wan spread her hands: "How could I know?"
Zhang Yonglin hummed lightly: "Why are you pretending to be confused? Why are you passing by the cornfield in the dark sky? What's wrong with this? All these words are gone?"
Dong Wan glared at Hu Feihua: "Hu Feihua, why are you writing everything up? Then is this matter again? Is there any such matter?"
Hu Feihua hurriedly said, "Dong Wan, you forgot. That year, we went to the commune performance. It was dark the day before we came back. Let's go home. As we walked, we passed by a corn field. When we looked up
, the donkey standing in front of you."
"Ha ha!"
Everyone was very happy.
Zhang Yonglin waved his hand: "You go up there!"
Hu Feihua laughed and said, "This donkey, let's go with a glare at us."
Xiao Yang said, "Dad, what are you talking about? My uncle has a long face."
Hu Feihua glanced at Xiao Yang: "Give it to me at that time, and Dong Wan was so scared that she threw herself into my arms. Brother, do you think I'm going to do anything? Can I leave? Can I ignore it? You said?"
Dong Wan clapped her hands: "Oh, I remembered it, I do have that."
Zhang Yonglin was stunned: "Are you not fainting? Can you still remember?"
Dong Wan said: "I was indeed scared at that time."
Zhang Yonglin asked, "Why did you fall into your arms?"
Dong Wan shook her head: "No, I'm so impatient, I don't know where I fell. I don't know how I got home."
Zhang Yonglin smiled strangely: "It's just taken back by the donkey."
Hu Feihua said, "I dragged it back. No, I carried it back."
Zhang Yonglin's eyes were cold: "Back, do you have a back?"
Hu Feihua smiled and said, "If you are tired of your back, you will hug it for a while."
Zhang Yonglin asked, "You didn't take any rescue measures or anything?"
Hu Feihua hurriedly said, "Brother, I didn't do artificial respiration."
"Ha ha--"
"Hu Feihua is so funny."
"Zhang Yonglin is probably the cuckold king."
The audience joked.
On stage.
Dong Wan complained: "What are you doing when you write a letter?"
Zhang Yonglin said: "Continue to recite!"
Xiao Yang continued to read the letter: "Qin, there is nothing to repay you. I will say nothing. Please leave this card, this is my wish for you."
Zhang Yonglin was stunned: "What card?"
Hu Feihua said: "Bank card, was my family poor when I was a child? It was all the tuition fees that Dong Wan paid for me. I thought about it and gave her a reward and saved 30,000 yuan."
Zhang Yonglin's eyes lit up: "Where is the money, where is the card?"
Hu Feihua looked at Dong Wan: "I've got it to her."
Dong Wan was shocked: "Ah? When did you give it to me?"
Hu Feihua was stunned: "Don't I give it to you?"
Dong Wan was amused and crying, "No, where is it?"
Zhang Yonglin said in a deep voice: "Stop pretending, take it out."
Hu Feihua said, "It's like that envelope."
Dong Wan breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh my god, you said you didn't say it earlier. Oh my god, I can ask you for this card, hurry up and get it back."
Zhang Yonglin stopped doing it, "Give it! Why don't you want it?"
Dong Wan was anxious: "What are you doing? Take it back for me!"
Zhang Yonglin snorted: "Take it back, draw these circles, don't want to get a card. I still don't think it's enough. Room 302 of the hotel..."
When he saw Room 302, his face changed.
Hu Feihua asked, "What's wrong?"
Zhang Yonglin looked at Dong Wan and sneered: "You can do it! Go! Go and go!"
Dong Wan was stunned: "Where am I going?"
Zhang Yonglin sneered: "Are you not checking in a room? Where are you going?"
Dong Wan was angry, "What are you saying!"
Zhang Yonglin sneered: "Whatever you say, you have the room card in your pocket, go! I'm going to fight outside for a night tonight and it's over, go!"
Dong Wan was furious: "No, who do you think of me as you!"
Zhang Yonglin waved his hand: "Go away!"
Dong Wan turned her head and looked at Hu Feihua: "What's going on? Why are you still getting the room card?"
Hu Feihua spread her hands: "Who knows, you said I was so nervous that I was wrong."
Xiao Yang suddenly spoke: "Dad."
Hu Feihua was stunned: "Ah?"
Xiao Yang said, "Dad? Where did you let me live?"
Hu Fei was so happy: "Don't mess with you, your child."
Dong Wan said, "No, you can look for it."
Hu Feihua looked for it, "Where is this?"
Dong Wan asked, "Did you get it wrong?"
Xiao Yang said, "Here is here."
Hu Feihua glared at Xiao Yang: "You kid, look, we both took the string. Look."
He gave the bank card to Zhang Yonglin and said, "Hurry up, let me show you."
Dong Wan said, "Look, isn't this?"
Xiao Yang patted his chest: "A false alarm."
Dong Wan gave Zhang Yonglin a blank look: "You are fussy."
Zhang Yonglin said: "Continue to recite."
Xiao Yang said, "Qin, without you, there would be no son. I must have raised this child... Dad, isn't he my mom? Am I your godson?"
Hu Feihua was shocked.
Xiao Yang asked, "Didn't you say my mother is gone? I picked it up."
Dong Wan hurriedly said, "That's not... child, I'm not your mother!"
Zhang Yonglin was angry, "Did you actually have a child before you got married with me?"
Dong Wan spat: "Oh, when did I have a baby?"
Zhang Yonglin said coldly: "Who knows?"
Xiao Yang started crying: "Didn't you say my mother is gone?"
Dong Wan was anxious: "What are you talking about?"
Zhang Yonglin lifted his sleeves and said, "What's the matter? Go there!"
Dong Wan hurriedly said, "I'm talking about Hu Feihua, please make it clear, why did this make the child come true?"
Xiao Yang and Zhang Yonglin hugged each other and said, "Master, why are we so lucky?"
Zhang Yonglin cried: "What do you think is this?"
"Hahaha--"
"You guys are going to laugh to death."
The audience was really laughing to death.
Xiao Yang called out "Master".
Zhang Yonglin looked at Xiao Yang: "If you have something to say."
Xiao Yang asked, "Do you think this child is me?"
Zhang Yong asked, "What do you think?"
Xiao Yang nodded: "Yes."
Zhang Yonglin sighed: "I guessed it right."
Xiao Yang was stunned: "Uncle--"
Zhang Yonglin waved his hand: "Don't call me uncle, call me uncle. Your father started earlier than me."
He held the letter and said to Hu Feihua, "Okay, stop talking about anything. You can live here. Can I pour you into a place? OK, Dong Wan?"
Dong Wan hurriedly pulled him: "No, what are you going to do?"
Zhang Yonglin said: "I'll go!"
"Haha, a good sketch, you performed a tragedy."
"It's not a tragedy, it's family ethics."
"So pitiful, whose child is Xiao Yang?"
"Haha, who knows."
...
In front of the TV, everyone laughed so hard that they were tilting back and forth.
The Xiao Yang trio, coupled with Zhang Yonglin, performed a phenomenal sketch.
So funny!
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