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Chapter 1343 Finale, cross talk
The anniversary celebration is still going on, and on the Internet, people are still talking about the two magic tricks that Xiao Yang just performed.
"While crossing the Great Wall and turning to Vienna, which great god can tell me how Xiao Yang did it?"
"Magicians, let's explain quickly, what exactly did Xiao Yang do."
The magicians were silent in groups.
The top ten unsolved mysteries of the 21st century - Xiao Yang's magic performance.
No one can explain!
on site.
The show continues.
However, the ratings have dropped a lot.
After all, Xiao Yang's performance is too great, and it is impossible to surpass Xiao Yang's ratings during his performance.
"Xiao Yang should perform the finale."
"Don't panic, Xiao Yang has another program, maybe it's the finale."
"What will Xiao Yang's finale program be? Are you singing?"
"That's not necessarily, maybe it's a crosstalk."
"The crosstalk between Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua must be watched, the classic among the classics."
"Actually, DreamWorks' anniversary celebration, the beginning and ending, plus Xiao Yang's program."
"Haha, I can't say that, after all, others are also performing the show with their hearts."
Jiang Hua was speechless when he learned that someone said he only needed to watch the beginning and the show, plus Xiao Yang's show.
Do I want to be face-saving?
In fact, most of the audience are joking, and everyone is continuing to watch the anniversary celebration next.
One hour later.
As expected, everyone guessed it.
The finale program is Xiao Yang!
Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua took the stage again.
The crosstalk that everyone is thinking about is coming!
Crosstalk - "Wu Song Fights the Tiger".
This is the classic crosstalk of Li Jindou in Xiao Yang's world.
On stage.
Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Peking Opera is a very representative form of dramatic art in our country."
Hu Feihua echoed: "Yes, so everyone likes to listen."
Xiao Yang is proud: "I am very knowledgeable about Peking Opera."
Hu Feihua asked, "Which sing is your sing?"
Xiao Yang said: "I am Sheng, Dan, Jing, Mo, Chou, God, Immortal, Tiger, Dog, Civil and Military, Kun, Luan is all-round, pulling the curtain, shaking the flag, and sweeping the backstage."
Hu Feihua was amused: "Hey, you can do it all!"
Xiao Yang clasped his fists: "You're welcome, I'm a versatile person."
Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Then how about we two perform together today?"
Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Yes, where can we sing?"
Hu Feihua said: "Let's sing "Wu Song Fights the Tiger."
Xiao Yang applauded: "Okay, who are you playing?"
Hu Feihua smiled: "I will play Wu Song."
Xiao Yang pointed at himself: "What about me?"
Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Aren't you a versatile person? You can do one and four: the bartender in front, the tiger-shaped man and the hunter in the middle, and the magistrate of Yanggu County behind?"
Xiao Yang nodded: "No problem."
Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Put the table back for me."
Xiao Yang nodded: "We have to draw out the performance area."
Hu Feihua rolled up her sleeves and said, "I've left Chaijiazhuang and returned to my hometown. I don't care about my brothers, and I'll carry a whistle and stick around the streets and alleys to run around my hometown."
Xiao Yang made a drinking move: "Good wine--"
Hu Feihua looked at the audience and smiled: "This guy hasn't eaten yet!"
Hu Feihua continued to sing: "Listen to the bartender's shouting repeatedly. Bartender!"
Xiao Yang sang: "Here you come! You can hang out the door and you can't wait three bowls to the hill. Are you drinking? Comrade!"
Hu Feihua glanced at Xiao Yang: "Comrade? You should call me a guest."
Xiao Yang said oh, "Are you objective, am I subjective?"
Everyone laughed.
Hu Feihua said, "I am Wu Song."
Xiao Yang nodded: "Then I am meat floss."
"Ha ha--"
Everyone smiled.
Hu Feihua was happy, "I am Songhua."
Xiao Yang continued, "I am Xiaoduer."
Hu Feihua waved his hand: "Stop singing! Who did you learn this drama?"
Xiao Yang laughed and said, "Who did you learn from?"
Hu Feihua said: "I learned it from Peking Opera performing artist Mr. Li Wanchun."
Xiao Yang nodded: "We're almost the same."
Hu Feihua asked, "Who did you learn from?"
Xiao Yang said: "Zhang Yonglin."
The audience burst into laughter.
Zhang Yonglin in the backstage: "...
Hu Feihua coughed and then sang: "Call, are you drinking?"
Xiao Yang sang: "Call, are you drinking?"
Hu Feihua: "That's right."
Xiao Yang: "Please come inside."
Hu Feihua: "Lead the way."
Xiao Yang leads the way.
Hu Feihua took the seat in the deadlock and sang: "Customer, what do you want to use?"
"I want to drink."
“Not selling.”
"?"
"toothache?"
Hu Feihua was happy: "Are you afraid that I will not be able to do it without money? Come and see, I have scattered silver here."
Xiao Yang looked at him: "Silver?"
Hu Feihua nodded: "That's right."
Xiao Yang: "Do you have foreign exchange coupons?"
Hu Feihua was stunned: "Ah? Can Wu Song have foreign exchange coupons? You have to talk about opera."
Everyone laughed.
Hu Feihua and Xiao Yang are the perfect match on the stage.
Hu Feihua, who is almost a supporting role, is now firmly in the top-tier position. Why is this?
It’s not because I’m holding Xiao Yang’s thighs.
Xiao Yang said: "Customer, you don't know that a mouse has appeared on Jingyanggang now."
Hu Feihua was stunned: "A mouse?"
Xiao Yang nodded: "Yes!"
Hu Fei was amused and crying: "That's a tiger."
Xiao Yang nodded: "Yes, a tiger appeared."
Hu Feihua said, "What are you afraid of if there is a tiger? How can I accommodate it if I have a whistle stick here!"
Xiao Yang was shocked: "Oh! My guest, you can't beat this tiger!"
Hu Feihua asked, "Why?"
Xiao Yang's face was solemn: "How powerful is it!"
Hu Feihua asked, "How can I see it?"
Xiao Yang said: "How can you see it?... Just like you, it's not enough for him to have a midnight snack!"
Hu Feihua disdained: "Then we should get rid of it even more."
Xiao Yang whispered: "I advise you to do more than less!"
Hu Feihua laughed.
Xiao Yang looked at the audience: "It's up to you."
Hu Feihua snorted, slammed the table and shouted, "It's really outrageous. Since a tiger has been out of Jingyanggang, I will eat a few more glasses of wine and increase my strength. If I go to Jingyanggang and kill the tiger,
I want to eliminate the harm for the people. Bartender!”
Xiao Yang replied: "Here."
Hu Feihua is extremely heroic: "You just come with wine?"
Xiao Yang nodded: "Okay!"
The plastic beer was promoted: "Please use it by guest!"
Hu Feihua looked at the beer for no reason: "Ah! Restaurant, what is this?"
Xiao Yang said: "Tsingtao Beer."
Everyone laughed.
Hu Fei turned dark: "Is there anyone who drinks beer in Wu Song?"
Everyone laughed wildly.
Xiao Yang asked, "Then what wine are you going to drink?"
Hu Feihua arrogantly: "I have to drink white wine."
Xiao Yang said: "You want to drink white wine, there is another rule."
Hu Feihua asked, "What rules?"
Xiao Yang smiled and said, "I have to make a meal."
Hu Feihua was stunned, "Cooking food? What kind of food should I cook?"
Xiao Yang said: "Five kilograms of peanuts and beans, and ten kilograms of elephant skin fish."
Everyone laughed.
Hu Feihua was surprised: "Ah! This dish is much more expensive than wine."
Xiao Yang said, "Don't drink it if you're afraid of it!"
Hu Feihua snorted coldly: "Don't be so verbose, get the best wine!"
Xiao Yang said: "If you want to drink high-quality wine, you won't sell it if you have less, at least three liters."
Hu Feihua asked, "Why?"
Xiao Yang said: "This is called "Three-Shen" not the Gang."
Hu Feihua shook her head: "No, it should be that three bowls of rice balls are not enough."
Everyone laughed.
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