The king of entertainment

DreamWorks Anniversary's ratings once again broke records.

Who said cross talk can't be the finale?

Xiao Yang has opened the eyes of people in the entertainment industry across the country.

But everyone also knows that only Xiao Yang can play like this, and if others imitate it, it will definitely be a dead end.

On the stage, the cross talk continued.

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "I'm talking about selling and selling here."

Hu Feihua was delighted: Are you planning to get me drunk?"

Xiao Yang smiled and said: "It's better to be drunk, so you don't have to go up the mountain to hunt tigers!"

Hu Feihua frowned: "Why are you always afraid that I will kill a tiger?"

Xiao Yang took out a piece of paper and said, "Here is a notice from the county."

Hu Feihua stretched out his hand: "Bring it to me and see!"

Xiao Yang handed it to him: "Your Majesty, please take a look."

Hu Feihua thought: "Tiger eats people, everyone, be careful and don't act rashly. Violators will be fined a silver. It's really nonsense!"

He tore the notice into pieces and threw it on the ground!

Xiao Yang said anxiously: "Hey? Why did you tear it apart? Sir, you'd better have a drink!"

Hu Feihua smiled and said: "Okay!"

He raised a liter of beer and laughed: "I'll drink a liter of it! I'll go, this is so awkward!"

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "You won't feel awkward after drinking it!"

Hu Feihua raised his beer and drank.

Xiao Yang squatted on Hu Feihua, opened his mouth to take a drop of wine, and praised: "It's really a good wine!"

As he spoke, he sang in a singing and blowing tune: "A pot of wine will make you feel refreshed and refreshed. It will relieve your worries and boredom and have a good drink. It's a good wine!"

Xiao Yang stood unsteadily and shook his head: "If I wasn't a good drinker, how could I be like this?"

He picked up the wine and looked at Hu Feihua with a smile and said, "Oh! Drink it all! This guy is really good at drinking. Please give me another liter."

Hu Feihua shook his head: "I'm going to the restaurant!"

Xiao Yang sighed: "My guest! There are really tigers in Jingyanggang!"

Hu Feihua said proudly: "Restaurant, when I arrived at Jingyanggang this time, I really encountered a tiger. I will come back to your hotel again."

Xiao Yang couldn't laugh or cry: "What's the matter, you met the tiger in Jingyanggang and then came back? That's right! The tiger came back after you came back. Let me tell you, the county has instructions that there are tigers on the mountain, and travelers are not allowed to pass alone."

Hu Feihua asked: "How many people can be released?"

Xiao Yang said: "At least one company is armed for protection, and you have to pay protection fees."

Everyone smiled.

Hu Feihua was very happy: "Where can more than a hundred people live?"

Xiao Yang said: "We have a high room in the Jingyanggang Hotel here."

Everyone laughed.

Hu Feihua was happy: "Gao Jian'er?"

Xiao Yang said: "It has good light, wooden floors, Simmons soft bed, flowered walls, duck down pillows and velvet quilts. If you want to take a bath, there is a shower, telephone, air conditioner and radio. You can watch movies by turning on the color TV. There is a fan in winter and a heater in summer."

Everyone laughed.

Hu Feihua shook his head: "I'm so hot!"

Xiao Yang said: "No, there are fans in summer and heaters in winter."

Hu Feihua didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "That's pretty much it."

Xiao Yang asked: "How is it?"

Hu Feihua laughed and said: "How dare they make money from tigers!"

Xiao Yang said: "Then you can stay here"!

Hu Feihua shook his head: "I'm leaving!"

Xiao Yang was stunned: "Are you really going to leave?"

Hu Feihua nodded: "I really want to leave."

Xiao Yang said: "Then let's find out!"

Hu Feihua was startled: "What is Gu Dabai?"

Xiao Yang picked up a beer bottle and used it as an intercom: "001,001 I am 003, I am 003."

Hu Feihua was happy: "He also has a radio station here!"

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yang said seriously: "Please pay attention, please pay attention, there is a tiger hunter running toward you. I hope you will take strict precautions! Take strict precautions!"

Hu Feihua was happy: "That's good, not to guard against tigers, but against Wu Song!"

Xiao Yang said: "If he gets rid of the tiger, we won't be able to make money."

"Ha ha--"

Everyone laughed wildly.

Hu Feihua said: "It looks like they are all hooked up."

Xiao Yang ignored him: "001,001..."

Hu Feihua shook his head: "Stop shouting, it's time for you tiger-shaped son to come on stage!"

Xiao Yang muttered: "This guy is so fat!"

Hu Feihua was surprised: "What is it muttering about?"

Everyone is curious.

Xiao Yang muttered: "It looks like I can't eat one meal. It doesn't matter. I'll put the rest in my refrigerator."

Everyone laughed.

Hu Feihua was stunned: "This tiger's house is also electrified!"

He said and showed off his muscles!

Xiao Yang sang: "Look at this big man with a strong body, carrying a whistle stick, thick and fat, and a shiny forehead."

Hu Feihua let out a laugh: "How can this tiger still catch the rut!"

Xiao Yang sang: "Don't let him beat you if you can't eat him anymore."

Say hello to Hu Feihua: "Hello! Gude Maoning!"

Hu Feihua was happy: "Foreign tiger!"

Xiao Yang said: "First of all, I will introduce myself. I am the roadblock, the God of Wealth of this county. Don't worry, I will never eat you unless you hit me. We are familiar with each other once and twice. How about we live together peacefully?"

Dude?"

"Haha, it turns out this tiger is a roadblock!"

"When Wu Song fights a tiger, he turns out to be a human!"

Everyone was overjoyed.

On stage.

Hu Feihua said: "Brother? Let's fight!"

Xiao Yang waved his hand: "Beep...pause. If you really hit me, I will eat you. If you don't eat me, I will be sorry for the brothers who protect me."

Hu Feihua was surprised: "Oh, this tiger is the same as them."

Xiao Yang roared, imitating the roar of a tiger.

Hu Feihua shouted: "Hit me."

The two started fighting, killing the tiger with three punches, but Wu Song stopped!

Everyone laughed wildly, these two were so funny!

Xiao Yang suddenly stood up: "Wu Song!"

Hu Feihua was startled: "Hey? Why are you alive again?"

Xiao Yang said: "I'm telling you, even if you beat me to death, you won't become a hero."

Hu Feihua asked: "What?"

Xiao Yang said: "You have destroyed the ecological balance! They won't be able to spare you even if I die!"

Hu Feihua chuckled: "Stop shouting! It's time for Orion to come on stage!"

Xiao Yang said hurriedly: "Wait, I have something to say!"

Hu Feihua asked inexplicably: "What's going on?"

Xiao Yang said: "Let me ask you, did this tiger scold you?"

"No."

"Did it steal something from you?"

"No."

"Did a third party intervene?"

"Ah... this tiger is still stretching its legs! Nothing."

"Then why did you hit it?"

Xiao Yang expressed his innocence.

Hu Feihua said: "Just because tigers eat people!"

Xiao Yang was amused: "Nonsense! What can a tiger eat when it's hungry and doesn't eat people? I can see that you want to be in the spotlight, want to be advanced, want to be a hero, you want..."

Hu Feihua was very happy: "What are you thinking about?"

Xiao Yang said: "I'll talk about it later when I think about it."

Hu Feihua looked at the audience: "Okay, this tiger is stupid."

Everyone smiled.

Xiao Yang said: "This tiger is not allowed to move anywhere!"

Hu Feihua was not convinced: "I just want to touch the tiger's butt."

Xiao Yang said: "Is that place just for touching and playing? It's a restricted area!"

Hu Feihua said: "Restricted area? I have killed the tiger!"

Xiao Yang was stunned: "Oh, it's dead! I'm late."