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On the stage, Xiao Yang said and cried: "Oh! Didn't you kill me? My tiger!"

Hu Feihua asked, "Why are you crying?"

Xiao Yang said: "As soon as the tiger dies, we will be unemployed!"

Hu Feihua was puzzled: "Are you unemployed?"

Xiao Yang said: "Since we have this tiger, we have a job. The county has reported to our superiors for special funds, monthly salary, and subsidies every day! We protect this every day when we go to work.

A tiger. I sit when I am tired of standing, squat when I sit, squat when I am tired of sitting, kneel when I am tired of squat, lying when I am tired of kneeling, lying when I am tired of lying, lying when I am tired of lying, lying when I am tired of lying, squat when I am tired of lying, squat when I am tired of lying."

Everyone laughed.

Hu Feihua said, "I think you are full?"

Xiao Yang said: "Now we are looking for a tigress!"

Hu Feihua was happy, "What are you doing?"

Xiao Yang said: "Marrying and matching!"

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Pair?"

Xiao Yang sang: "The tigers on the tree are in pairs."

Hu Feihua looked at the audience: "The tigers are all climbing trees!"

Xiao Yang sang: "There are a bunch of tigers under the tree."

Hu Feihua was overjoyed: "Where are so little tigers?"

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "The big tiger gets the little tiger, and the little tiger gets the little tiger again; my son takes my shift, and my grandson takes my son's shift, and our descendants are endless."

Hu Feihua smiled: "A group of lazy men!"

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yang tied Hu Feihua to the top: "Go!"

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Where is going!"

Xiao Yang said: "Go to the county to sue in the morning."

Hu Fei was amused: "I, Wu Song, are not even afraid of tigers, but are afraid of seeing officials!"

Xiao Yang sneered, "Stop talking nonsense, you go."

Hu Feihua said, "I'm going to kill the tiger and make a missed child? Who am I going to provoke whom?"

Xiao Yang pulled him to smooth things over: "It's time, wait for me to beat the drum."

Hu Feihua waved her hand: "Go."

Xiao Yang imitated the sound of drumming, vividly: "Dongdongdongdongdong!"

Everyone applauded.

Hu Feihua was happy, "Why does this drum taste like this?"

Xiao Yang said, "I'll let me get it out!"

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Who asked you to use such great energy! It's time for you, the county magistrate, to go on stage."

Xiao Yang said, "I'll challenge you, you beat the guy!"

Hu Feihua sang: "Yesterday, yesterday, I had a Nan Ke Meng, sweating all over my head, my heart was churning, my left eye twitched, and my right eye jumped. I'm afraid something happened today, something happened."

Turn around and take your seat.

Xiao Yang said lightly: "Who is calling for justice?"

This guy plays the role of the county magistrate again.

Hu Feihua said: "I!"

Xiao Yang asked, "Who are you?"

Hu Feihua said: "The villain's surname is Wu and his name is Song."

Xiao Yang asked, "Why did the hunter sue you?"

Hu Feihua said: "It was just because the tiger on Jingyanggang injured someone and was beaten to death by a villain!"

Xiao Yang said lightly: "What do you want to say?"

Hu Feihua said again: "The tiger was beaten to death by a villain!"

Xiao Yang twitched: "Beat to death?!"

Hu Feihua hurriedly said, "Master, wake up!"

Xiao Yang waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, I have nitroglycerin."

Everyone laughed wildly, God's fucking glycerin.

Hu Feihua said: "This master has committed a heart disease!"

Xiao Yang took out the medicine and threw it into his mouth.

Hu Feihua said, "I said, lord, are you as for it?"

Xiao Yang slapped the table violently: "Dou! Bold! Bold! Bold!"

Hu Feihua was stunned.

Xiao Yang asked: "Do you know? This tiger is the money tree in the county."

Hu Feihua was stunned: "The county is also pointing at the tiger alive."

Xiao Yang said: "That's true. The superiors provide assistance to tiger disasters every year, subsidies for disaster victims, and expenses for preventing tigers, adding people to tigers..."

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Give someone up and gets the tiger?"

Xiao Yang said: "There are more tigers and more relief."

Hu Feihua asked, "What about adding someone?"

Xiao Yang said: "Taughter girl."

Everyone laughed wildly, and tears burst out.

Hu Feihua couldn't help asking, "Who?"

Xiao Yang said: "Pan Jinlian."

Everyone laughed, this funny!

Hu Feihua was amused: "Yeah! Look at this person."

Xiao Yang said: "Besides, the tiger is my treasure pot. With it, the hunter will give me gifts, offer gifts, and the bartender will give me part-time fee..."

Hu Feihua asked, "What does that have to do with you?"

Xiao Yang said: "Master, I am the honorary chairman of Jingyanggang Hotel."

Everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

Hu Feihua understood that this person was in the backstage.

Xiao Yang said aggrievedly: "It's all over now..."

He cried: "The third class of street service stood in a state of sternness."

Hu Feihua was stunned: "What are you doing?"

Xiao Yang said: "For the unfortunate death of the tiger we all rely on, the old man!"

As he said that, he actually put the filial piety hat on his head.

Everyone laughed loudly.

Hu Feihua looked at the audience: "Look at what kind of virtue this is!"

Xiao Yang walked to the middle with a sorrow and sang: "The tiger is six and a half years old this year. He has made contributions to the county all his life. Today he was innocently beaten to death. He will live in my heart forever."

Hu Feihua was amused: "Hey! He wrote the lyrics of Ai Yue."

Xiao Yang looked at Hu Feihua: "Wu Song, do you know your crime?"

Hu Feihua wondered: "What crime does a villain have?"

Xiao Yang said, "You listen!"

Hu Feihua straightened her back: "Tell me!"

Xiao Yang sang Xipi Liushui board: "Wu Song, you do things without reason. When you pass by this county, you break the rules, and you dare to break into the forbidden area when you get drunk, put the tiger to death. The tiger has a friendship with me, it, it, it...

I have not called you, did not provoke you, did not eat you, did not hurt you, did not harm you, did not scold you, and I was honest and died of death. Now, when the hunter bartenders all come to sue you, their income has become a problem, for

The economic interests of our county, you, you...you give me a gift - wearing a tiger hat, whiskers in his cheeks, tiger teeth, and tiger skin, one by one, one by one, dressed in one by one, one by one, one by one, and one by one,

, take it up the mountain to replace the tiger. If you don’t follow it…”

Everyone kept applauding.

Hu Feihua still didn't understand: "What do you want me to do?"

Xiao Yang sneered: "Hmph! Give me a little tiger."

Everyone smiled.

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Ah?"

Xiao Yang said, "I will spare you."

Hu Feihua pushed Xiao Yang: "Go to yours! Dog official!"

The two bowed to the audience.

The crosstalk ends.

The anniversary is over.

Everyone applauded endlessly.

The ratings of the anniversary hit a new high.

The crosstalk between Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua has become popular all over the country.

Wu Song can even beat the dog official when he beats the tiger.

Official likes.

Everyone knows what Xiao Yang, Wu Song, wants to reveal when fighting the tiger.

"Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua are the pair made of heaven and earth!"

"Yes, no one can compare to them, they should be together."

"Ha ha--"

Everyone laughed.

There is no doubt that Xiao Yang's sketches and crosstalk have been recognized by almost all viewers.

In this evening party market dominated by singing and large-scale dance, Xiao Yang led crosstalk and sketches with his own strength.