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Their program name appears on the big screen - The Thieves Company.

Zhu Qingyun disdained that just because of this broken name, he could conclude that this crosstalk would not succeed.

Xiao Yang was not nervous. This was the quality that a host should have. He shook his robe and looked at Hu Feihua and smiled: "Hu Feihua, a famous crosstalk actor."

Hu Feihua nodded with a smile, "That's right."

Xiao Yang said: "I really envy your work."

Hu Feihua said, "Okay, don't say that."

Xiao Yang joked, "I just talk but don't do anything, and I don't have any injuries after speaking crosstalk. Who doesn't envy me?"

Everyone didn't laugh, but they were already curious.

Hu Feihua said: "You plan to let us see blood after talking crosstalk, right?"

Xiao Yang shook his head, "So, my job cannot be compared with you."

Hu Feihua wondered: "Why?"

Xiao Yang sighed: "We were beaten to the point of our noses and faces with a bruised face every few days."

Everyone became more and more curious.

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Oh, you participated in boxing."

Xiao Yang said seriously: "No, I'm working hard."

Hu Feihua said: "It's highly confrontational?"

Xiao Yang was serious: "The risk is too great."

Hu Feihua looked admired: "That's the spirit!"

Xiao Yang sighed: "I'm worried."

Hu Feifei patted his shoulder: "It's good to get used to it."

Xiao Yang suddenly collapsed and said, "I'm afraid I'll catch you."

Hu Feihua reminded: "Hide quickly."

Xiao Yang said again: "If someone catches him, you will beat him to death."

Everyone is happy, what's your job? You're caught and beaten to death?

Hu Feihua said: "Then the other party will commit a foul."

Xiao Yang said: "They don't care about that much. Just a few days ago, six young men hung me up and beat me, and they were slapping me while slapping me."

Hu Feihua was curious: "Why did you scold me?"

Xiao Yang said: "Let you steal your wallet!"

Everyone laughed loudly.

If you work, you are a thief.

The faces of the disciples of Qingyun Club changed slightly, and this crosstalk was a bit standard.

Zhu Qingyun also put away his contempt.

Tang Wenjie was slightly stunned. The burden of crosstalk was interesting.

Zhang Hua in the background was also quite surprised. Did this crosstalk really be written by Xiao Xiao?

Hu Feihua was also happy: "Are you a thief?"

Xiao Yang was a little angry: "Look at such a cultured person, you speak so badly, what is a thief?"

Hu Feihua hurriedly apologized: "Then should call you-?"

Xiao Yang said seriously: "I'm expending the bag!"

Everyone laughed again.

Too funny!

The audience in front of the TV couldn't help laughing.

"Teacher Xiao is so funny!"

"** is funny!"

"Who the hell said that Teacher Xiao can't speak crosstalk?"

On stage.

Xiao Yang sighed: "In order to steal this little thing, I mumbled all day long, shrank secretly, and lived without being free at all. It's really enough. I regret how I became a thief?"

Hu Feihua said: "It's good if you understand."

Xiao Yang said: "It's better to rob the road? Really, rob the road and rob the road and kill it, so as to avoid suffering from such a living."

Everyone laughed again.

Hu Feihua hurriedly said, "Hey, I said, as long as you make up your mind to correct it, I will do my best to help you."

Xiao Yang said: "You are such a kind person."

Hu Feihua smiled, "That's it."

Xiao Yang smiled bitterly: "But let me wash my hands completely, they won't spare me."

Hu Feihua couldn't help asking: "Are you joining a gang of hooligans?"

Xiao Yang frowned: "Who joined the gang of gangs?"

Hu Feihua was puzzled: "Then you--"

Xiao Yang said: "The one I participated in is called the thief company."

Everyone laughed.

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Thieves' company?"

Xiao Yang nodded: "The full name is Thieves Finance Co., Ltd.."

Everyone laughed.

Thieves Finance Company? Can you still have some more fun?

Zhu Qingyun's face was a little as blue. He could not imagine that it was a crosstalk joke written by an outsider.

Xu Anbang and others were also silent.

On stage.

Hu Feihua asked: "How many people are there in your company?"

Xiao Yang said: "More than one hundred people."

Hu Feihua was shocked: "More than one hundred thieves?"

Xiao Yang said: "It's not all thieves. We are the two of us who really insist on working on the front line."

Everyone laughed, and even the disciples of Qingyun Club couldn't help but feel happy, and then hurriedly covered their mouths.

Zhu Qingyun glanced at them coldly.

On stage,

Hu Feihua asked: "What about the others?"

Xiao Yang said: "All leaders and cadres."

Everyone almost laughed to death, and you are the only employee?

Hu Feihua was shocked: "You thief company has leaders and leaders?"

Xiao Yang said: "What you said! The train runs fast, all depends on the locomotive. The cadres take the lead. The thief is motivated. If the thief has no leader, he will definitely not steal well. He either steals less or he can't run away!"

"good!"

Everyone applauded.

Who said Xiao Yang can’t speak crosstalk?

Hu Feihua asked: "Then what cadres do you have?"

Xiao Yang said: "There are too many cadres, one general manager and forty-eight deputy managers."

Everyone laughed.

Hu Feihua said, "My God, are there forty-eight people?"

Xiao Yang said: "Each person is in charge of his own affairs."

Hu Feihua asked curiously: "What do you care about?"

Xiao Yang said: "There are those who manage administration, those who manage business, those who manage organization, those who manage publicity, those who manage logistics, and those who manage family planning..."

Everyone laughed so hard that they slapped their thighs.

Hu Feihua asked: "No, wait a moment, your thief company is still planning to give birth?"

Everyone laughed so hard that they cried.

Xiao Yang said: "Hey, what you said is that the whole country is a game of chess, and we thieves are no exception. Otherwise, we thieves will be born casually, big thieves will be born thieves, thieves will be born young, and the more thieves will be born, the more good people will be born, the more

There are fewer and fewer people, who will we steal?"

"good!"

Everyone laughed and applauded again.

This is called crosstalk!

Compared to this, I didn’t hear crosstalk before.

Hu Feihua Dale: "You are also for ecological balance."

Xiao Yang nodded: "Of course, these are all from the previous level. For the next level departments, the division of labor will be even more detailed."

Hu Feihua then asked: "What are the subjects?"

Xiao Yang said: "You can take this security department as an example."

Hu Feihua hurriedly said, "No, wait a moment, what do you want to protect the security department of your thief company?"

Everyone was also curious.

Xiao Yang said: "It's too necessary. More than a hundred thieves gathered together. If there is no security department, then the company has something to do, and it will disappear in a blink of an eye. Our company's No. 1. Document clearly states:

The more you are, the more you need to strengthen the anti-theft work!”

"Hahaha, OK!"

Everyone applauded again.

Zhu Qingyun's face was almost green, and every time everyone applauded, they were slapping him in the face.

Xu Anbang and others also looked ugly. They said before that Xiao Yang could not speak crosstalk, but now they have been slapped in the face. Is this called not being able to speak crosstalk?

On stage.

Hu Feihua sighed: "It's hard to guard against a family thief."

Xiao Yang said: "Of course, these are all permanent institutions. To catch up with a central task, there will be a lot of temporary institutions."

Hu Feihua was very curious: "What institutions are there?"