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Xiao Yang plucked his fingers and counted: "That's too much, it's time to establish the Spring Festival and get the Spring Festival."

Hu Feihua asked in surprise: "What? Spring robbery?"

Xiao Yang said: "The office of assault theft during the Spring Festival is referred to as the Spring Thieves."

Everyone laughed, and tears were almost gone.

Hu Feihua asked: "What if it was Women's Day in March 8th?"

Xiao Yang said: "A female thief was established."

“May Fourth Youth Day?”

"Qing Zizhuo!"

"Children's Day?"

"Son of the stolen!"

Hu Feihua gave a thumbs up, "No holiday will be delayed."

Everyone was so happy that their thighs were almost slapped.

Xiao Yang said: "Don't say it's the New Year's Day party, we will set up a stolen house for the New Year's Day party today!"

Hu Feihua was shocked: "Have you come to steal this place?"

Xiao Yang said seriously: "Our director is here in person!"

Hu Feihua looked down from the stage and asked, "Who is your director?"

Xiao Yang whispered, "Don't say it."

Hu Feihua also whispered: "Just sue me alone."

The expressions of the two of them were so vulgar that they made everyone laugh again.

Xiao Yang said: "Our director is—"

Hu Feihua was curious: "Who?"

Xiao Yang looked at Zhu Qingyun from the audience: "Old Zhu."

Hu Feihua said seriously: "Comrades, comrades, be careful, maybe you will start when."

Everyone laughed.

Zhu Qingyun's face is even uglier than pig's liver.

Xiao Yang said: "Actually, they are all false institutions. This person is superficial and said he wanted to streamline it in the first few years. The first time he streamlined it, the second time he streamlined it, and the third time he streamlined it, the remaining sixty people, and the second time he streamlined it, and the remaining eighty people, and the third time he went on.

, one hundred and twenty people.”

Hu Feihua Daqi: "The more streamlined people are, the more people."

Xiao Yang said: "There is no way, they all come through the back door by pulling the relationship. The superiors sent it. They have to be a cadre when they come. In fact, we are a very business-oriented unit. It is not that individuals come to work as us.

Cadre, layman, leader, and expert, and no one can do anything wrong. You say this person is OK, but the people above say this person cannot do it, but the people above say this person cannot do it, but the people above say that it is OK, but you can't get angry. We

There is a couplet circulating there, which is too obvious.”

Hu Feihua asked: "What couplet?"

Xiao Yang said: "The first couplet is, you can do it, you can do it, and it can't do it!"

Hu Feihua asked: "The second couplet."

Xiao Yang said: "If you say no, you can't, you can't, you can't!"

Hu Feihua smiled: "Horizontal draft?"

Xiao Yang sighed: "You can't accept it."

But everyone didn't laugh and fell into deep thought.

Hu Feihua said, "This is still a generation of educated thieves."

Xiao Yang said: "The most serious thing is to set up a team and issue a few thousand yuan indicators."

Hu Feihua said: "Then let's steal it."

Xiao Yang had no choice but to say: "It's not easy to talk about it. You haven't stolen it recently, but I can't do it."

Everyone laughed.

Hu Feihua was stunned and hurriedly said, "Don't listen to his nonsense."

Xiao Yang said: "We have few people to steal large items, and steal small items are not worth it. We don't dare to withdraw them if we steal passbooks. We want to steal cash but are afraid of hitting plainclothes. Sometimes we work hard and can't steal tens of thousands of dollars a day.

money."

Hu Feihua said: "It's really hard."

Xiao Yang said: "The key is to steal tightly and not catch up with slow flowers."

Hu Feihua was shocked: "As for it?"

Xiao Yang began counting his fingers again: "I'll do it for you."

Hu Feihua said: "Okay, you can do it."

Xiao Yang said: "Our company has more than 100 thieves. We have to spend money on eating, drinking, urinating, sleeping, and walking, right?"

Hu Feihua said: "It costs money."

Xiao Yang continued: "I'll go to the tourist spots to study and hold meetings endlessly, right?"

Everyone was almost laughing to death.

Are you still going out for a trip?

Hu Feihua was also stunned.

Xiao Yang said: "That's not all. Our leading cadres still have to go abroad for inspection! You said you are a thief company and you are going abroad for inspection? You said it is to learn advanced foreign theft technology!"

Hu Feihua said: "If you want to say that this is to break out of Asia and steal to the world, right?"

The audience in the audience and in front of the TV were really laughing to death. The crosstalk baggages were one after another, and it was hard not to laugh.

Xiao Yang said: "The most untolerant thing is to see other companies advertising on TV, and our company also needs to advertise!"

Hu Feihua was shocked: "You thief company also wants to advertise?"

Xiao Yang nodded: "Even the advertising slogans are written."

Hu Feihua asked: "What word?"

Xiao Yang said: "Friends, do you want to get rich quickly? Please join the thief company, it can make you rich overnight. Our company's contact person—"

Seeing that Xiao Yang didn't say anything, Hu Feihua hurriedly asked: "Who is the contact person?"

Everyone was also curious.

Xiao Yang said: "It is not appropriate to spread the word."

"telephone number?"

"Keep confidential for the time being."

"Fax WeChat?"

"Nothing to be told!"

"Office address?"

"Get another place when you shoot."

Xiao Yang said seriously.

"Hahaha……"

Everyone laughed and applauded.

Hu Feihua was distressed: "Who is there to go?"

Xiao Yang suddenly said, "You can't find me, the police have blocked us several times."

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Is that true?"

Xiao Yang's attribute: "As soon as I saw this stance, I quickly wrote a report: In view of the tight news, I suggest that all the company's personnel be transferred immediately! Please give me an instruction!"

Hu Feihua asked: "Have you handed it over?"

"Leave it to the deputy team leader."

"Oh, the deputy team leader is in charge of this matter."

"The deputy team leader took it over and took a look, and drew a circle first."

"Draw a circle?"

Hu Feihua was a little confused.

Xiao Yang raised his hand and drew a circle in the void and said, "This is called circle reading, which means basically agree."

Hu Feihua asked: "Is this the decision?"

Xiao Yang shook his head, "Please make a decision for the team leader."

"The team leader still needs to be in charge of things."

"The team leader took it over and took a look, and drew a circle first."

"Draw another circle?"

"Please make a decision on the deputy section chief!"

"Oh hehe!"

"The deputy section chief drew a circle first, asked the section chief to decide, the section chief drew a circle first, asked the deputy director to decide, the deputy director drew a circle again," said Xiao Yang.

"I'll draw five circles." Hu Feihua couldn't help but be happy.

"The deputy director said, please make sure the director decides... If you want to talk about efficiency, our director is the best," said Xiao Yang.

"Is that true?" Hu Feihua looked disbelieved.

"He took it over and looked at it, and when he looked at it, he immediately picked up his pen and rated a few words." Xiao Yang said.

"How did you approve it?"

"Agree! Go to the Olympics to steal!"

"Is that the Olympics?"

Hu Feihua laughed.

Everyone below laughed.

The meaning of five circles is that it turns out to be the Olympics. This director has a high understanding.

Wait, isn’t the director “Zhu Qingyun”?

Everyone couldn't help looking at Zhu Qingyun. Zhu Qingyun was so angry that he stood up. If his eyes could kill people, Xiao Yang and the others had already died hundreds of times.

Xiao Yang continued: "It's not finished yet, the police suddenly rushed in and blocked us in the house."

Hu Feihua sighed: "It's unhappy to retribution."

Xiao Yang said: "When I put on cold handcuffs, I thought about it, it was all over. I was desperate. The more I was desperate, the more regretful I was, the more annoyed I was. I was angry from my heart, and evil came to my courage.

Report to the civil and police comrades - bureaucracy kills people!

Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua bowed.

The crosstalk ends.

"Baoba..."

Applause from the audience was thunderous.

The people in Qingyun Club are embarrassed, and they are not going to leave, nor are they going to leave. Now they are embarrassed and they are too embarrassed.

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