The king of entertainment

In Xiao Yang's parallel world, "Tiger Mouth Reverie" is definitely a classic crosstalk, and the performers are teachers Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong.

Now that Xiao Yang is used in this world, although Xiao Yang is not sure and may not become a classic in this world, he is still confident that he can at least give the audience some fun.

On the stage, Xiao Yang was afraid, "Oh, when I looked up, there was a big tiger lying on the verge of not far away, which scared my voice so much that it changed! Oh... Mom... Oh..."

Everyone was so happy. It would be a pity that you didn't go to act. The performance was so good that it was so impressive.

In addition to speaking with the mouth, the crosstalk of "The Escape from the Tiger's Mouth" also depends on stage performance, especially the terror of the little character.

So without some stage expression, it is difficult to say good crosstalk. The reason why Xiao Yang did not let others say it was because he could not say the effect he wanted.

The art of crosstalk depends on people!

For example, it is also Guo Degang's crosstalk. If you change to Li Degang to perform, everyone will probably not be happy.

In front of the TV, Xiao Long and others were also amused, but the more happy they were, the worse the faces of Xiao Xiu and Xiao Da were.

They were slapped in the face.

They are old audiences of the Spring Festival Gala. If Xiao Yang doesn’t know how to speak crosstalk, then others will not be able to do so.

After Xiao Hu and the others were happy, they suddenly realized that Xiao Yang, whom they had always looked down upon, seemed different from before, and he had real skills.

On stage.

Hu Feihua was amused: "Why do you call a tiger a mother?"

Everyone laughed, this could be a burden.

Xiao Yang trembled: "Call mom? You can't call me grandma! I've really finished playing this time. The young man is over 120 kilograms, and the bones and meat are just a lunch for the tiger."

Hu Feihua hurriedly advised: "Don't worry, we can think of a solution slowly."

Xiao Yang swallowed his saliva: "I'm so big! I glanced at the tiger secretly at that time. Not to mention, it was really good!"

Hu Feihua was amused: "Didn't the tiger see you?"

Xiao Yang said: "I'm communicating with me!"

Everyone couldn't help laughing, you have a strong mental quality.

Hu Feihua said: "Ah? Chat? It is glaring at you!"

Xiao Yang nodded: "When this tiger kicked me, my brain shuddered, and many heroic images emerged!"

Hu Feihua smiled: "Hey! He is a heroic image!"

"Hahaha..." audience size.

At the same time, many Beijing audiences were attracted by the crosstalk of the East China Sea Spring Festival Gala.

"What these two young people said is really good!"

"You can take a look!"

"Look at the East China Sea Spring Festival Gala!"

More and more viewers are attracted by the East China Sea Spring Festival Gala.

East China Sea Spring Festival Gala stage.

Xiao Yang continued: "I looked up and saw many people on it looking at me. We are the young people of the times. In front of so many people, we cannot embarrass the young people!"

Hu Feihua echoed: "That's!"

Xiao Yang said: "In the past, you heard the Peking opera "Wu Song Fighting the Tiger" and did you think it's good?"

Hu Feihua nodded: "Okay!"

Xiao Yang put his hips on his hips and said, "Okay? That's fake! Today, my buddy is practicing real here! It's true that you all open your eyes!"

"Haha..." Everyone was amused.

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Oh, you can do it if you want to kill the tiger."

"What do you do?"

“I thought it was good.”

"I think it's good, my legs have to stand up!"

Xiao Yang's legs were trembling.

Everyone laughed again when they saw Xiao Yang's funny appearance.

Hu Feihua was also happy: "The emotional legs are weak!"

Xiao Yang said: "That was my consideration at that time."

Hu Feihua asked: "What are you thinking about?"

"We have all conducted legal education, right?"

“That’s.”

"Do you know about the Animal Protection Act?"

"Know."

"Whoever beats the tiger to death will be sentenced to two years in prison!"

Xiao Yang was helpless.

Everyone laughed, you kid is still thinking about protecting animals at this time.

Hu Feihua couldn't help but be happy: "You have a strong legal concept."

Xiao Yang had no choice but to: "Who did you think this is the method? If I was going to kill a tiger, I would eat it for free?"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone was almost laughing, please stop teasing.

Hu Feihua said: "That is to protect wild animals."

Xiao Yang said: "You protect women and children, and you have to protect the wild animals with tiger backs and bear waists. Why do you protect them?"

Hu Feihua said seriously: "Then you need to protect it too."

Xiao Yang suddenly said, "I'm thinking about it here, it's so messy. Someone shouted - Come on! Save people quickly, someone fell into the tiger's cave! Someone cheered me up - hey, buddy

, hold on!"

Speaking of this, Xiao Yang hummed lightly: "These people are so funny! Hold on? What is this place? Can I hold on! You really stand up and speak without any pain. Come down and hold on to me and see!"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone laughed and patted their thighs.

Everyone thought to themselves, you must hold on. If you can't hold on, how can we continue to watch?

Hu Feihua comforted: "Aren't they anxious for you?"

Xiao Yang said: "That can't be so messy! An old man shouted to me - child, there's a guy who beats the tiger, come and throw me, this stick to you!"

Everyone laughed, this old man is quite loving.

Hu Feihua was stunned: "A crutch?"

Xiao Yang said: "There is a sister-in-law who calls me - brother, do you want a knife? My sister-in-law has a fruit knife here!"

Everyone is overjoyed. Are you sure the fruit knife can kill tigers?

Hu Feihua was amused: "Hey! Look at these two weapons."

Xiao Yang said: "There is another person who has an idea to throw a brick in and let me step on it and climb up; there is an idea to throw a cigarette and let me take a breath to lift my spirits first. An old lady is very sensible.

Yes, kind-hearted, tears came out, I lay on the side and shouted to me-Child, I'll give you a pen, if you have anything to say, please write it down first!"

Hu Feihua laughed: "This old lady is really interesting. She is handsome and has advantages. She cherishes her even if she is good."

"Ha ha……"

Everyone's mouths were almost slight and sore.

You two living treasures! Are you willing to euthanize us?

Xiao Yang said: "Look! No one came out to organize the organization, even if we set up a temporary team for the tiger mouth to save people first!"

Hu Feihua laughed: "Where is it too late?"

Everyone laughed, you have also set up a temporary team and an accident investigation team.

On stage.

Xiao Yang said: "Will the crutch be effective if you throw this fruit knife?"

Hu Feihua said: "These two weapons are almost meaningful to kill tigers. It would be great if there was a special force soldier. I'll give you a gun."

Xiao Yang felt aggrieved: "The reality is cruel! Tigers are just lazy. I want these knives, what are you doing with crutches? I'm stabbing the tiger with crutches?"

Everyone laughed and burst into tears.

Hu Feihua hurriedly said, "Hey, you have to stab the tiger in the spirit."

Xiao Yang said: "Let's talk about the old man above, what are your eyes? Look at you throwing the stick into this place."

Hu Feihua asked slowly: "Where is it?"

Xiao Yang said: "It happened to be behind the tiger's butt! I almost grabbed it on the tiger's tail after I had enough!"

Hu Feihua hurriedly said, "Oh, don't move around!"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone laughed so hard that their mouths were cramped. That old man was kind-hearted to do bad things.

Not only were the audience laughing, but the audience in front of the TV were also conquered by the pair Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua.

Their popularity has skyrocketed one after another!