The king of entertainment

When Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua performed, the ratings were released simultaneously. The ratings of the Donghai Spring Festival Gala were second in the country, second only to the National Spring Festival Gala!

This amazing viewership shocked everyone in the industry.

"Why is Xiao Yang so well writing crosstalk?"

"Did he just want to increase the ratings of the East China Sea Spring Festival Gala?"

Many people were shocked.

However, other Spring Festival Gala program teams regretted it. If they had known, they would have invited Xiao Yang.

On stage.

Xiao Yang said: "I must not move around after thinking about it, hey! I responded to the old lady's words. While my mind is still clear, I will leave a few words first!"

Hu Feihua was stunned: "I really want the last words?"

Xiao Yang sighed lightly: "I am not young anymore, too."

Hu Feihua nodded: "That's right, the youth of the times."

Xiao Yang said: "This fortune teller said that I am 28 years old, which means I have a big disaster this year. After my birthday the first few days, I am still beautiful myself!"

Everyone smiled, aren't it beautiful now?

Hu Feihua also felt regretful.

Xiao Yang said: "After thinking about it today, I probably calculated it for me according to the lunar calendar."

Hu Feihua was slightly surprised: "Okay, by mistake!"

Xiao Yang said: "This is called hiding. The first day of the lunar month cannot be hiding. The fifteenth day of the lunar month is that I want to leave a few words to blame my mother."

Hu Feihua was shocked: "What's wrong with your mother?"

The audience was also curious, you fell in by yourself and blamed your mother for what? Who did your mother mess with whom?

"Look at the one she gave birth to me, you see that I am quite tall. In fact, when I measure it with a tape ruler, I will only be 1.65 meters."

"One, sixty-five meters, it's all right!"

"You make do with me, and the girl who is having sex doesn't make do with me. Once they get into sex, they think I'm too young. You said that if I have a partner, can I go here alone on Sunday and watch the tiger play?

?”

Xiao Yang complained.

Everyone laughed.

Who are you short?

Hu Feihua frowned and said, "Why can't you come?"

Xiao Yang said: "Why can't you? You asked the young man who is having sex to tell me, "When you are having sex, who won't go to work at your mother-in-law's house on Sunday?"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone laughed and said, "You are so talented."

Hu Feihua asked: "Is that true?"

Xiao Yang nodded: "When our second son got married, my mother-in-law never hired a nanny!"

"Hahaha..." Everyone was very happy.

Hu Feihua smiled, "Will you be this nanny if you say so?"

"It's a little tiring to work as a nanny, and it's not dangerous to live. You can't meet a big tiger. We can still fall in love after we finish our work."

Xiao Yang pinched his nose: "When you are in love and visit the park, are there anyone who visits the zoo? What is the park like? Under the moon in front of the flowers, what are you talking about? It smells enough. What do you smell the zoo? You smell it,

It smells like fishy smell, just this smell, what does it affect emotions!"

Everyone patted their thighs and burst into tears.

Hu Feihua said: "Xiao Yang, if you fall into the tiger's cave, just because there is no partner?"

Xiao Yang said: "It doesn't matter if you don't have a partner. Give them taller. I'll see everything clearly. What do I push forward? This time, I can see it very clearly.

I can see even a few tiger beards clearly!”

Everyone was stunned and then thunderously applauded. You were shaking your burdens so hard that you were really calm.

In front of the TV, Xiao Yang's mother was extremely proud, "My son is a crosstalk actor!"

Xiao Xiu and the others dared not refute, and they had to admit that Xiao Yang's laughter made them amused.

Backstage of the Spring Festival Gala, Xu Weng, Dong Wan and others were also amused.

They found that Xiao Yang's acting talent is also first-class!

But they were also curious, why didn’t Xiao Yang become an actor seriously?

...

Live stage.

Hu Feihua said: "Your opportunity is really rare."

Xiao Yang rolled his eyes: "Try you for a fight?"

Hu Feihua waved his hand: "Don't, I won't go!"

Xiao Yang said: "I will start to blame my mother after leaving a few words. We won't like the elderly in the future, so I won't say it anymore!"

Hu Feihua said: "You leave a few words for the unit."

Xiao Yang said: "What do you mean? Dear leaders and masters, I didn't pay attention to the tiger to eat when I came out to play on Sunday?"

Hu Feihua said seriously: "But that's the actual situation."

Xiao Yang said: "It's all my fault, it's not organized, disciplined, and free and casual. It's probably not enough for the consequences of eating me by tigers."

"Ha ha……"

Everyone is really laughing to death, this burden...

Hu Feifei was also happy: "This... is really incomprehensible!"

Xiao Yang said: "What else can I check if I die? Forget it, just die if I die. Anyway, I haven't died once since I was a child."

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Ah? No one living has ever died!"

Xiao Yang said: "This time we talk to the leader, let's be tough! Let's tell him, you can give as much pension as you like, and we don't say anything or cheat you. Work-related injuries are not considered a good thing, at most you will lose.

One - natural death."

Everyone laughed.

When those artists in the industry saw this scene, they were both shocked and envious. From the beginning of crosstalk to the present, everyone has never heard of laughter.

This is the case, Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua succeeded!

ox!

Really awesome!

Even if you look down on Xiao Yang, you must be convinced at this moment.

On stage.

Xiao Yang said: "Big man, why are you not doing well? You insist on letting the tiger eat it. I guess you can't recognize anything."

Hu Feihua nodded: "I can't recognize you."

Xiao Yang said: "I was thinking about it here, and everyone above was still giving me some advice. When I heard it a little unhappy, I said directly - the one above, shouting slogans doesn't work, the tiger doesn't understand! You want it

He is so heroic, come down for me!"

Hu Feihua was stunned: "What? Let others come down? If they come down, wouldn't they have to feed the tiger?"

Xiao Yang said seriously: "If you feed tigers, you are called sacrificing yourself to save others. You will die as much as possible. Then you will publish the newspaper or something. What do you think I'm dead? Feeding tigers has no value at all."

Hu Feihua shook her head: "No, no, no, you can go to the newspaper even if you die."

Xiao Yang said: "When you go to the newspaper, you can only say two sentences."

Hu Feihua asked curiously: "What two sentences are you?"

Xiao Yang said: "A young man accidentally fell into the tiger's mouth and died in a tiger's mouth. The relevant departments reminded tourists to pay attention to safety..."

"Ha ha……"

The audience is very happy, and you don’t even have a name.

Hu Feihua also laughed: "Those are these two sentences."

Xiao Yang said: "Listen, I don't even name it, I'm a negative example!"

Hu Feihua said: "Do you still want to be a positive person?"

"What, no?"

"All right, don't mention these things. You've thought about it for a long time and it doesn't work at all!"

"Don't worry, let me discuss with Tiger!"

"Where are you discussing with the tiger?"

"Tiger, tiger, you can sleep for a while, hey, open your eyes and look at me. I'm quite thin and has no meat. If you want to eat it, there is a Hu Feihua in Qingyun Club that is quite fat."

"Ah? Why are you always thinking about me?"

Hu Feihua was so amused and crying, "I'm not fat, everyone can judge it!"

"Not fat!"

The audience laughed and started to cheer.

Hu Feihua reminded: "Be serious, you should find a way to go out now!"

Xiao Yang rolled his eyes: "Find a way to get out? It's easy for you to say, what's this place? This is the place where tigers are! Even tigers can't get out, can I get out?"

Hu Feihua was stunned: "That's the same."

Everyone thought, why haven’t the tiger woke up yet after you have been working for a long time?

Xiao Yang said: "Look at this wall, it is more than three meters high, without any tread. How did you design it at the beginning? You don't have an elevator either!

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Xiao'er, I have never heard of an elevator installed in a zoo."

Xiao Yang said: "Forget it, you go out of the zoo, find a TV station, and ask them to send a crew to take a photo and wait for the tiger to eat me!"

Hu Feihua was puzzled: "What are you doing when you shoot this!"

Xiao Yang said: "Photoing a tiger-eating movie and selling it to foreigners for some foreign exchange is also considered as a contribution to the country before his death."

Everyone laughed, your brain circuit is so strange.

Hu Feihua admired: "You have a very high awareness!"

Xiao Yang said: "You said that this tiger has been breathing for so long, and it doesn't open its eyes? It moves a few times, and I can still gesture with it. If it doesn't move, I don't dare to move... Is this tiger degenerating?

Now?

Hu Feihua smiled: "This tiger cannot degenerate!"

Xiao Yang was stunned: "How did you know?"

Everyone looked at Hu Feihua with curiosity.

Hu Feihua said: "In order to maintain the wildness of tigers, people's zoos often throw live chickens and rabbits into the tiger's cave."

Xiao Yang asked again: "Why throw live chickens and rabbits?"

"Train tigers to catch live food!"

"Oh, capture live food."

"Especially on Sundays, they have to eat tigers."

"It's bad! Today is Sunday! The tiger hasn't eaten yet! It's just right to capture my live food?"

Xiao Yang showed a shocked expression.

Everyone laughed, would you dare to tease more?

Hu Feihua looked at the audience: "Let him catch up!"

Xiao Yang said: "I will never finish this hateful zoo after I die!"

Hu Feihua nodded: "Yes! Let them check it well!"

Xiao Yang gritted his teeth and said, "Check!"

Hu Feihua was serious: "No more examples!"

Xiao Yang was stunned: "Low...Low, no, let's forget it this time, right? I'm a big and big man. Just as I was thinking of this, suddenly a girl-like silver bell sound came from above - everyone quickly put the belt

Unlock it, twist it into a rope, and pull the young man up!"

Hu Feihua clapped her hands: "Hey, this is a good method!"

Everyone laughed so hard that they were overwhelmed.

This is the funny crosstalk they have ever heard, no doubt about it!

This is what crosstalk should look like.

Xiao Yang said: "When I heard this, tears came down! What a good idea. I looked up and saw! With this call, more than 30 people were untiing their belts there! Look at that

The girl, wearing a green skirt, was untiing a yellow skirt...it was so beautiful!"

Everyone laughed again. They were girls, but they actually had the courage to take off their skirts.

Hu Feihua said angrily: "It's this time, do you still have this idea?"

Xiao Yangtian was shameless: "No, I mean, you said that a girl stood up to save a person she had never known at this critical moment. Does this girl...is something interesting to me?"

Hu Feihua looked at the audience: "Look at it, this person is thinking about something messy."

Everyone laughed and patted their thighs.

Xiao Yang also glanced at the audience and said, "Hey? How are you talking? You said that there are so many young men standing around this girl, why didn't she look at anyone, just lying on the side to see me alone?"

Hu Feihua said: "Nonsense! Who told you to fall into the tiger's cave? Who wouldn't she look at you?"

Everyone laughed and tears came out.

Xiao Yang was so silly: "No matter what, I guess I can't tell the size from the top down. Maybe my marriage is done, which is called a blessing in disguise."

Hu Feihua said: "Stop laughing! It's time? You still have this idea! You want to have a partner!"

Xiao Yang said: "Why are you not sympathetic at all? As the saying goes, a gentleman does not speak, and I do not speak, and I will be conscious. I am going to die. What are you comparing with me?

ah?"

Hu Feihua spread her hands helplessly at the audience: "Oh, I'm talking too much, I'll go ahead and move on!"

Everyone started to cheer and laughed again on the scene.

Xiao Yang said: "It was a long time to speak, and then it was almost time for more than 30 ropes to be twisted down. I looked up and saw more than 30 people on it, holding their pants and looking at me! But I tried hard,

Why……"

Hu Feihua asked: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Yang said: "I stood up."

Hu Feihua was very happy: "Hmm? You kept sitting down?"

Xiao Yang looked at the audience: "Isn't he nonsense? His legs are so weak. I'm still lying down if I don't sit?"

"Hahaha……"

The audience laughed, there was no one else in this burden.

Hu Feihua urged: "Climb quickly!"

Xiao Yang said: "As soon as I saw, the rope was right in front of me, and I grabbed it with a few steps. As the saying goes, a dog can jump over the wall if it is anxious, but a person will be very excited! You said climbing

On Mount Everest, you have to follow a big tiger behind you. Can you just go up there by yourself?"

Hu Feihua looked at the audience again: "Look at it, he is just talking nonsense and capable."

Everyone laughed and cheered: "At the time of day, the tiger will be bitten to death!"

Xiao Yang felt wronged: "You are right. I turned around and saw that the tiger had just opened one eye! I hurriedly said to the tiger - Are you hungry here alone? Look at you who are lonely alone,

The zoo leaders don’t care about you either. Don’t worry, wait for your buddy to come out to introduce a tigress to you!”

Hu Feihua looked at the audience again: "I'm still talking nonsense before dying."

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yang said: "Suddenly, someone from above pulled me, and I kicked my legs. Guess what's wrong with me?"

Hu Feihua was curious: "You are saved!"

Xiao Yang let out a long sigh: "My fucking finally comes out. Good people are really lucky!"

Hu Feihua comforted: "This time I was very scary."

Xiao Yang nodded: "After coming up, I remembered a key question!"

Hu Feihua asked: "What problem has you remembered again?"

Xiao Yang smiled a little: "Where is the girl's skirt strap?"

Everyone laughed so hard that they slapped their thighs again.

Hu Feihua was stunned: "I'm still thinking about the laces."

Xiao Yang said: "I searched for it, and finally found it. I held it on my chest like a garland and smelled it. Hey, with the girl's body temperature, with the girl's fragrance, with the girl's fragrance..."

Hu Feihua hurriedly stopped: "Stop smelling it!"

Xiao Yang was stunned: "Why don't you give me some smell?"

Hu Feihua said: "There is still a smell of sweat when you smell it again."

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yang said: "No matter what, I have to try to walk to the girl first."

Hu Feihua joked: "What's the hurry I said?"

Xiao Yang looked at the audience: "Everyone's comments, I don't have a partner yet, how can I not be in a hurry?"

“Huh…”

Everyone booed and laughed constantly.

Hu Feihua asked: "Everyone saves you so much, don't you thank everyone first?"

Xiao Yang was distressed: "I blushed when I saw the girl and felt embarrassed to speak."

Hu Feihua said: "Then you shake hands with everyone first!"

Xiao Yang said: "They don't hold on to me."

Hu Feihua was curious: "Why?"

The audience, the audience in front of the TV, and countless pairs of eyes were looking at Xiao Yang on the stage, and they were also curious about why.

Xiao Yang looked at the audience and said, "They are all carrying pants!"

"Ha ha……"

Everyone laughed loudly.

Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua bowed and left the venue.

There was thunderous applause at the scene.

At this moment, Xiao Yang was in a big fire and Hu Feihua was also in a big fire.

In the next show, the song will also be sung by Xiao Yang!

Xu Weng rushed towards Xiao Yang who was returning to the background like an ant on a hot pan.

"Have you thought of your new song?"

Everyone looked at Xiao Yang.

(4500-word chapter, two-in-one)