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"What's going on? What's going on in a panic?"

Xu Weng stared at the person who came.

The man said, "Teacher Zhang and Teacher Li from Qingyun Club were disgusted from food poisoning."

Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua and the others almost fell into trouble. When will you not be poisoned, it is at this critical moment.

It’s time for Teacher Zhang to play in the next show!

Xu Wen's face darkened, "In this way, two programs must be cut off."

Teacher Zhang involved a crosstalk program and sketch written by Xiao Yang, and Teacher Li also involved a sketch written by Xiao Yang.

Xiao Yang said seriously, "Can't cut it anymore!"

Xu Weng smiled bitterly, "I don't want to do it either, but now there is no way, there is no actor."

Xiao Yang said, "I can support the crosstalk."

Hu Feihua nodded, "Director Xiao has absolutely no problem."

The others also nodded. Xiao Yang's crosstalk level was absolutely nothing to say.

The only thing that is in trouble is that after the Spring Festival Gala is over, someone will definitely criticize Xiao Yang, saying that Xiao Yang uses the power of the general planner to make profits for himself.

Xiao Yang can't take care of that much anymore, he can't let his show abortion.

Xu Weng frowned, "What should I do with the sketch? Teacher Zhang and Teacher Li are important roles, only ** can't play them."

Xiao Yang said: "I'll do it."

Xu Weng was so funny that she was laughing and crying, "I'm still missing an actress."

Xiao Yang looked at Dong Wan not far away, "Let Dong Wan come."

Dong Wan was stunned, "I'm performing a sketch?"

She has never performed a sketch before.

And she didn't practice it in advance.

Xiao Yang handed the sketch book to Dong Wan, "I wrote the book. I know, you can use the fastest time to get familiar with it. We strive to pass it through it in three minutes at the fastest speed. We have arrived.

Adapt to the stage.”

Dong Wan is still a little unconfident, but now she can only give up.

The three of them came to the side to get to know the sketches.

Xu Weng simply doubted whether he was crazy, so he actually let Xiao Yang do it.

I don’t know if it was the good thing that sent the news, but someone on the Internet soon learned that something went wrong in the East China Spring Festival Gala.

Two crosstalks from Qingyun Club, Qingyun, were hospitalized for food poisoning, and it is very likely that two programs would be cut off, and both programs were made by Xiao Yang.

Zong Yaohua and Deng Guangbiao were both happy, thinking that this was the result of extreme happiness.

Of course, they wished that all Xiao Yang's programs would be cut off, so that they could relieve their hatred.

At the same time, many netizens are very sorry for the Donghai Spring Festival Gala. If they continue to use the programs planned by Xiao Yang, the ratings may be higher.

Now, the ratings of the Donghai Spring Festival Gala have been left behind by the national Spring Festival Gala again. Although it is still the second, it is almost caught up by the third.

If Xiao Yang's program is cut off, then the blow will be very big for the East China Sea Spring Festival Gala.

People in the National Spring Festival Gala program were relieved. If they were really surpassed by the East China Spring Festival Gala, where would their faces be put? You know, they have the best resources in the country, and there are several first-line celebrities, or even the last one.

The song is even sung by a top singer.

Such a good resource is directed by a great director himself. If they lose to the Donghai Spring Festival Gala, they will probably be embarrassed to go out in the future.

One minute.

Two minutes.

Three minutes.

Four minutes.

Another program of the Donghai Spring Festival Gala soon ended.

When Zhou Yutong said that the next one was a sketch and the performer was Xiao Yang, all the audience was confused.

It's Xiao Yang again?

This time it was a sketch?

I go, what else is he who doesn't know?

You made me laugh one minute ago, but suddenly made me cry a lot the previous minute. What do you want me to do this minute?

Everyone was really amused and crying.

The sketch has begun!

"It's over! It's over! It's over!"

Xiao Yang rushed to the stage and looked at the audience and said, "The old director of our unit was unfortunately slapped in by a fly swatter. Another one was sent from above! No, it's one! This new bureau chief was anxious

Ah, I was going to carry out rectification as soon as I took office. At this critical moment, our section chief summoned me. I usually have so many minor problems. I guess this time I lost my job. Oh, this time, Hao Jian is really finished!"

"Haha, changed the name!"

"Hao Jian? I'm so happy!"

"Teacher Xiao, do you need to be so funny?"

Everyone couldn't help but be happy when they saw Xiao Yang's vulgar appearance.

There is no way, many people want to laugh when they see Xiao Yang's face.

The audience saw an office desk on the stage, and Dong Wan was snoring on the desk.

Xiao Yang walked over, "Secretary Ma?"

Without waking Dong Wan, Xiao Yang looked at the audience and smiled: "This Section Chief Ma is called Ma Jingjing. Everyone calls her a flatterer, and she is our Section Chief."

"Haha..." Everyone couldn't help but feel happy.

Xiao Yang continued to shout: "Section Chief Ma?Section Chief Ma?"

Dong Wan woke up cleverly, rubbed her eyes and said, "Hmm? Oh, Xiao Hao."

When everyone saw that the "flatter" was played by the beautiful singer Dong Wan, they were stunned and then all burst into laughter.

A beautiful woman who was turned into a flatterer by you. Teacher Xiao, you are so naughty.

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Sorry, I'm disturbing you to sleep."

Dong Wan raised the water cup and smiled: "It's okay, I don't know how many times I slept every day, and I won't delay being disturbed once, sit down!"

Everyone was hilarious.

So you are Dong Wan like this.

Previously, Dong Wan gave everyone the image of a noble and elegant lady, which was a subversive performance this time.

Xiao Yang sat on the sofa tremblingly, with his expression as vulgar as he was.

Everyone was having fun again.

Dong Wan asked: "All the family is pretty good lately?"

Xiao Yang nodded: "It's okay, let's leave it to fate in the future!"

Dong Wan asked with a smile: "I heard that you like to play table tennis if you are fine at work?"

Xiao Yang stood up suddenly and made a serious promise: "I'm too greedy for playing table tennis, and playing table tennis will harm others and myself. If I play table tennis in the future, I will ruin my hands. I won't... I refuse to be a yellow person, refuse to bet,

Reject table tennis!”

The audience was very happy.

Xiao Yang's mother and the others were also overjoyed.

To be honest, if they hadn't watched the Spring Festival Gala, they wouldn't have known that Xiao Yang had such a funny side.

...

On stage.

Dong Wan raised her hand to stop him: "I'll tell you this, the newly transferred Director Hu is a coincidence. He also likes to play table tennis. Do you understand what to do?"

Xiao Yang said shyly: "Section Chief, you are making things difficult for me. At most, I can control myself and not fight. Bureau Chief, how dare I control it!"

Dong Wan stood up and taught her a lesson: "Hao Jian, your ability to understand intentions is too poor. The reason is that you do not seek to improve your mind. I tell you, if you want to continue like this, you will be in this life.

He's just a clerk."

Xiao Yang was overjoyed: "Really, then I'll feel relieved. My work has finally stabilized!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed and patted their thighs.

Xiao Yang, you are so funny, your expression is so fucking bad.

Dong Wan said earnestly: "Hao Jian, now your hobby is hit by the hobby of the leader. What kind of opportunity is this? This is a good opportunity to make your ancestors deceive the zombie! Aren't you excited?

?”

Everyone burst into laughter when they heard the word "Scam".

Xiao Yang was stunned: "Where are the excitement?"

Dong Wan brought the stool over: "Come on, come on, sit here. Look, you are the only one in our subject who can play table tennis. If you can play table tennis and help your leader with comfort, then you will become your leader.

Are there any celebrities around you?"

Xiao Yang still looked like he was confused: "Red Man?"

Dong Wan said with a grudge: "Okay, you don't need to understand. From today on, your only task every day is to practice table tennis, put that job aside, and distinguish the primary and secondary!"

Everyone laughed wildly.

Backstage, Xu Weng breathed a sigh of relief.

This Dong Wan is such a good actor.